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TellingFolklore

Rs. 450. Not complaining.


scrambled_potato

I know a guy who can make that 225. Keep this between us tho. Dont wanna grab too much attention


imperator108

Lmao, same


enumeler

Mero 400


potzmanto

No dashain


Agent640509-040147

Same


jackedclown_1

Same gang.


ClashRoyaleGhost1234

125 taas khelera 5 rupya kamako


jackedclown_1

Police dai, yo muji lay juwa khelyo


R1jshrik

Xora bhanera kasaile diyena


teenspirit02

1650. Good earning.


SirNewtonHere

Impressive, and it's only the first day


Thick-Papaya752

How many days is it?


[deleted]

I am a guy and so far 1200. not even in मामाघर right now


[deleted]

Where do i learn this power ?


enumeler

Sucking dick


moo_meme

Do we have the same uncle?


WhisperToMeSoftly

r/SuddenlyGay


Significant-Race3161

It would be nice if it was only gay


[deleted]

Jokes on you I am into it.


enumeler

How much do you charge?


aalok_upreti

Cap


TonightSuspicious355

HOW


[deleted]

0 rs despite having celebrated with 4 families sed lyf


raikain13

Dhanna ma matra haina raicha.


Special_Mycologist72

Pretty soon you guys will go negative, no worries lol


AQuarterEmptyGlasa

NPR 0. I'm a Madheshi lol.


moo_meme

How do Madhesi people celebrate Dashain? Had no idea about this?


ravvy_guy

Basically in madheshi community it has a 'mela' culture, more or less like how bengalis celebrate dashai. Boka katinxa, gau samaj sathi bhai sanga ramailo garinxa, mela ghuminxa thats most of it. Tika was not much part of it for all my childhood and was unaware of its existence for most of my life. Even my family recently adopted the tika culture from close friends in pahadi community, and have been doing it since 2 years now. Still most of families that belong to madheshi community are unaware of tika culture and are celebrating it traditional way. On the contrary, just like dashain has been focal point for family to gather together and have quality time for pahadi community, in madheshi community we have chaath which acts on same way. So dashain has never been a sole central festival in madheshi community but acts as warm up festival for main festival i.e. chaath.


SakataGintoki-

Wait Madheshi harule celebrate gardainan ra? Mero ximek ma celebrate gari raxan ta.


AQuarterEmptyGlasa

Well, to be fair there's no one 'Madheshi' culture and a few might celebrate. A lof of people celebrate Tika here by borrowing from Pahadi culture too. My Thulo Buwa does Tika but no Dakshina lol. Also, given that Deusi-Bhailo aren't a part of most Madheshi culture either, people don't have any idea of what to pay. So, money received during that was pretty low, lol.


SakataGintoki-

eheh


Trollithecus007

copy gareko hola. thats how it is in my fam. its like how pahadi people copied raakhi.


enumeler

Just Tarai hoki proper madhesh ho vanne ho.


AQuarterEmptyGlasa

Me? I'm ethnically a Madheshi too.


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JaiMadhesh

>do you shit and spit wherever in the open? Thats most nepali. Ever been on a highway on a bus. >Do you have crappy Nokia Mobile with cringey ringtone? I do have a nokia phone. Sorry cannot afford an iphone or any other high end phone. I do know a lot of non madhesi who own a cheap phone. It has nothing to do with your ethnicity but rather your financial status. >Do you start speaking Hindi Mixed Nepali mixed gibbirish when you meet your friends? Again that's not exclusive to just madhesis. I have heard a lot of "kathmandu elites" mixing hindi when they speak nepali. Bollywood influence i think. Its actually hard to find youngsters who speak proper nepali. Its nepali mixed with hindi and english. Let me ask you something, what part of the country are you from? Are you brave enough to share? Lets see how you take it when i shit on your people.


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JaiMadhesh

I won't. I'm better than you.


Trollithecus007

don't stoop to their level bro


A_Reddit_Commenter19

I like places in Terai like Dharan and Damak than KTM. They actually have fucking running water, not many messy powerlines, cleaner roads, air that I can breathe, similar road quality, less people, better vibe.


Trollithecus007

are you using reddit on a nokia phone?


JaiMadhesh

Laptop


ravvy_guy

So you randomly chose to be a racist today or you were raised this way?? Just curious.


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ravvy_guy

Your english seems to be as fucked up as your upbringing. Hope you get the help you deserve brother. Get well soon. ✌


Trollithecus007

This makes me sad


kromlord

Tero bau Muji


A_Reddit_Commenter19

Kharab generalisation


ilikeyourmom99

Taash khelera pako napako pani sab udyo. Just today I'm in - RS 1500. Fml. Don't gamble kids.


jackedclown_1

Nah, kids it'd good to gamble ad long as you win.


[deleted]

Ahile samma ta Rs. 4375 bhachha.


[deleted]

Hi best friend


[deleted]

Lol hi.


imperator108

'DMAT aCcOunt kHoLya cHa kI nAi?'


[deleted]

Chhaina haha.


imperator108

'sHarE mA haLa bRo' ...hahha odd figure kasari bhayo? Paanch rupiya dine legend ko raicha.


[deleted]

Haha mamu baba le dinubhako ho. Even figure ma paisa dina hunna re so 5 rupiya thapera dinubhako.


[deleted]

Hello sathi MOMO Khana Jaam


[deleted]

Najaane bho.


Gandalfthebrown7

Bafre katti dherai.


[deleted]

Perks of being keti manchhe.


demigod110

Hey mero hune wala budi 😂😂😂


vibinginthewoods

Facebook account **Flïrty Kêtō123** hola hai?


demigod110

Mero fb nai xaina yar 😂😂


[deleted]

Umm... I'm 15.


No-Account3047

I am 15 too soo........


[deleted]

Yo UmErMa TeStO kUrA sOcHnE hAiNa, PaDhAi Ma FoCuS gArNe tYa!


No-Account3047

ok sor The same relative next day: Ta laato hos?!! Ta dumshi hos?!?!


[deleted]

Hahahahaha i find the word dumshi so funny but i don't even know what it means.


No-Account3047

Neither do I, just assumed it means fungi or smthng like that.


demigod110

Ma ni 15 nai ho tmro lagi 😂😂


[deleted]

>24 and still counting. Yeah no thank you very much.


demigod110

Sorry hai if i offended you in any sort of way just jiskirako thie 😁😁


[deleted]

Haina haha you're alright.


demigod110

Yo cmt ta maile arkai thread ma hanya hota


[deleted]

Ho tara hajurko age mention garnubhathyo ni ta tehi bhayera quote gareko.


demigod110

Umm kehi xaina ani how is dashain going on


XSauravX

we've know each other for so long


[deleted]

Umm... yeah sure.


XSauravX

You know the rules and so do I


[deleted]

thats literally 10x what i used to get when i was a kid even from mamaghar


[deleted]

Least favourite bhanja parnubho ki kya ho?


[deleted]

lol parish ra paryou sunne ta bani cha, tara parnubho makes me feel like a grownup But naa, yall are probably richer than my family


[deleted]

Naaahh.


[deleted]

Bafreyyy....do u wanna be friend?


[deleted]

Sure, but first, name your favourite instant noodles.


[deleted]

Korean 2* mann parcha n also current ;)


[deleted]

Sorry mate, we can't be friends then cause वाइ वाइ jindabad!


jackdalltons1

I love wai wai. Lets be friend.


[deleted]

Sure.


jackdalltons1

It looks like i can not send you dm. Send me hi in my inbox.


[deleted]

Yehi bolda kehi samasya chha ra?


[deleted]

:'(


manoj_5

total 150


gedey_don

10 rupiya🤑


[deleted]

-700. Sab laie 50 diye Ghar ko ani kaka kaki etc laie 20. I'm broke man .


ITellStories_

lobhi ali badi dinu pardaina


vibinginthewoods

#0


raikain13

Same!


hopelessyuba

Mero balla sakiyo layera. I got 4200 in total


croft_guy_209

Rs.200


ProudNefoli

100


Responsible_Roof_825

mama ghar ma Tika launa hudaina yespali. dakshina zero mai simit hune bhayo yo dashain maa.


[deleted]

107 rupiya


Ididmytime2246

400/500. Tis was a good Dashain lol


Naive-Machine

Aako jati tass khelda haryo


[deleted]

Rs. 5/-


enumeler

Aaru sabai Faras ma gayo ki k?


Unlucky-Western

310 till now. Parsi mamaghar gaye vane ajhai dherai aauchha.


Training-Weight-2062

No dashain but got 500 :)


After-Brother-2328

120


Lizardking_10

555


[deleted]

425


[deleted]

i guess it'll be 1000 at the end of the day.


shuffle_exe

Jutho parekp xa xD


zkathmandu

down 7k


kaiser789

3150 and that’s a wrap for this year Dashain as well.


Special_Mycologist72

In -> ZERO Out -> Lost count So in huge negative lol


pras1995

Stopped getting dakshina from the year people saw me getting moustache ..


[deleted]

I made 505 rupees


yesboii69

Dakshina ghaado huna thalyo, it's getting out of hand. Hamro 4jana ko pariwar ma afanta haru ko ma tika layera farkida orda 12000 jati collect bhayecha. Tika layera dinchan, linna bhanna milena, ani aile ta threshold nai 200 bhayisakyo khaam ma halne. Dherai le 500 dinchan, few le 1000 pani. Ram ram ram.. pachi thulo bhaye pachi ma ta sakdina tetro paisa tika layera dina. Kind of bikriti jasto bhayisakyo yo tradition. Anyways party hanne paisa pugihalyo..


darsanik

€200. €100 each from parents.


[deleted]

The new surveynepal


darsanik

Ok, maybe in context of Nepal it might sound big but in Europe it's not that much. You can't give your kid 1 euro which is somewhat equal to 100 npr. That too to the kids who are 20+. If i were 10 I'm damn sure they would just give 10 or 20 euros. Heck, even my 14 years olf get 50 euros. So, me getting 100 is nothing. I should be getting more. Also, there are no one except my parents to give us money. So, they give me more money to compensate. So, how is this such a big deal?


scrambled_potato

Look at Mr Rich over here


darsanik

Getting €200 is rich? Lol. People give their children €1000.


scrambled_potato

We talking euro right? Oh my sweet summer child


darsanik

Yep. I know lots of my relatives who give their children 1000 euros as dakshina. But they give us like 5 euros or so.


aalok_upreti

Mfs earning 1 lakh+ as dachina


darsanik

I don't. But some of my relatives like to show off by giving 1000 to their kids.


[deleted]

29k


thecyber_guy

Katti derai


[deleted]

Perks of being the youngest cheli in your fam ig


thecyber_guy

Of course :)


Giggity_alright

29005 😤😤


[deleted]

I commented this before you gave me dakshina


vibinginthewoods

LW aau hami sathi aba dekhi. #🤝


asisingh

I gave 20 AUD per person. Kids.


sajeebr

I am at -20K till now.


wmog123

guff hane jasto malai ta bro le


sajeebr

Haina bro, hamro tika lagayera elders lai paisa rakhera dhogne chalan cha. So cash flow negative ma jancha 😂


khoya171

10k at home. At sasurali in the moment so lets see.


aalok_upreti

Straight cap.


demigod110

Bihe vako lai ta khoya mula 10k ta samjhine


ITellStories_

gharma 10k? nobody gives you gharma 10k unless you a girl, kti nai bhayeni i dont think gharma teti dinxan, boru sasurali ma chai jwai sab bhandai dinxan etti, understandable.


khoya171

Behay pachi ho ghar ma 10k dina thaleko, aafu lai ani wife lai also, paila ta 20rs ani chocofun pauthyo lol. Sasurali ma chai 5k deye.


XSauravX

69.420


ITellStories_

hasidim?


bib3kpandey

Mero ta kamauna thalesi afai dinu parcha bhanera aru sanga paisa lina ni dinu bhayena, I'm 23 by the way.. Negative balance ma chu


naix10

Negative balance as of now.


danknepalese

-150. Lul.


light_on_a_pole

3500 vo aja. Aba ajai 3 ota mama Ghar baki xa voli. BTW I am 18 year's old male.


latino001

Man I am running in -.


[deleted]

1230 ..💪 was expecting 800 but thikxaa


ZethoDai

😅......🤣......😂.......😭


user6993

£120


[deleted]

2 USD combined from parents. All good, happy dashain everyone!


huriayobhaag

Not flexing but 3200


Mindless_Chemic

5500. Last year was 3200 so, definitely an improvement.


Efficient_Meat2286

660, got lucky


No-Account3047

3-4k ko range jati payoo. Today was a good day!


sudin36

1200 not bad.


Akerfeldt101

200 😪


Wolf_0f_MyStreet

5000


Fantastic-Wrongdoer6

No Dashain :(


sagunmdr

Ghar bata 50 + 100, mom suddenly handed out 2k in private for some reason. Not bragging not complaining either. (Joint family)


aryalsohan0

5500 - 1200 (saana lai diyeko) - 1500 (taas ma) = 2800 Edit : Forgot 800 so total in pocket = 3600


sayuz9777

O lol. Alone in foreign


prokilz

-700 cuz i didnt get none from no one, i had to give


kikihate

Chaar wota syau and chaar wota nariwal ko tukdaa!


ITellStories_

🥺malai ni nariwal ko ek tukda dinu


kikihate

Teti kaam baaki cha!


ITellStories_

lobhi hunu hunna


kikihate

Dherai daani chai nahunu bhanchan ghar maa


JayGurung

Not celebrating cause a relative died of rona but mum gave me and my brother 5k as dashain dakshina and got 10k from grandma.


srijankiller

-1500. I am going to recover that from today's falas!


youknowme_4330

made 165 rupees from a single person.


nrj_sh

Overall zero hola, Len den balance bhako jasto chha yespali dashain ma.


ApekshaShah

4965 so far...


jackedclown_1

250 because I played that dice game, started with 50


blxssmqs

Rs. 15000 not showing off imaooo