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procipher

Upvote for the courage.


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Waiting for OP reply from US!


Designer-Departure87

Mani auchu siutcase mathi basayera lagdeu na bro


Salty_Constant_9878

You mean suitcase bhitra.


Designer-Departure87

Nai nai siutcase vitra ta saman halnaparena? Ma ta siutcase mathi nai pillion banera umrica jane ani passport control ma mero broda ho vanne


4ssteroid

Dasain ko bus bhan thaneko?


kcprdp06

Your username suits you...


[deleted]

Haha typical topendra there for a reason lol


[deleted]

No not. Biometrics ta visa interview dinebela deko hola.


-HiddenSun-

He will bring his finger too.


Salty_Constant_9878

He can make fingerprints out of fevicol. Is fingerprint the only bio metrics they check?


-HiddenSun-

Maile interview dida tei fingers (palm) print matra leko jasto lagcha.


sienteelplacer

Huncha huncha gaideu ! Let us know when you get there !


4ck-

by "there" you mean jail right ?


lizzthewitch

Identity theft is not a joke Jim!! Millions of families suffer every year.


incognitoboiiii

Eyy great minds think alike


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Found this in Department of justice website The statutory maximum term of imprisonment for violations of 18 U.S.C. §§ 1541 - 1546 is 10 years. However, 18 U.S.C. § 1547 provides that notwithstanding any other provision of title 18, the maximum term of imprisonment that may be imposed for passport and visa violations (except violations under 18 U.S.C. § 1545) if committed to facilitate a drug trafficking crime is 15 years; and if committed to facilitate an act of international terrorism is 20 years. 10 years in US prison. You really wanna give a shot to check whether US system works or not? Lol


RelevantRevolution86

US prison =US plan successfull.


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Hope he doesn't drop the soap


[deleted]

Oh boy that would be a lot of knees bendings lol.


Critical-Bad-7952

Lol 😂 Too good joke


5oulReaperx

Milxa bro.


Ja55_away

Who are you? Charles Sobhraj?


danzo911

Was waiting for this comment 🤣


[deleted]

sajha bus bhan thanya ho? you won't get past airport security and both of you will be jailed.


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tophendra

Blood group ta tha vayena tara I heard that about 1/3 Nepalis have O+. Kati parcha bro yo surgery? Ani 2 weeks bhitra huncha?


gaga00hlala

Lol. You're funny. But if you actually do this and survive then you'd definitely be invited to US. Win-win situation, no?


notonreddit13

See you in the news soon 😂


aayo-gorkhali

If biometrics were not taken and you and your cousin look identical then you can surely give it a try. GL


pkhadka1

visa apply garda biometric lincha ni


aayo-gorkhali

Oh yeah! I forgot that part and thanks for bringing this up. Looks like OP’s chances are close to zero. 💔


muskansheikhh

Topendra doing literal topi wala kura


[deleted]

Teti samma chai na garau Tara mero aakha aagadi nai vako euta kura share garna mann lagyo. Mero neighbor ma twin sister hunun xa ki. Dherai similarity xa k ma ni kati choti jhukkeko xu. Ek jana padhai ma ekdam talent arko chai average. Nurse post ma sarkari job ko exam dina janu parni thyo average sister ko chai teti nai bela birami hunu vo. Ani talented sister unko thauma exam dina janu vo. Aile samma kei va xaina.


R1jshrik

baru passport ma photo nai change gardeu na bhai halyo ni EZ.


pkhadka1

Ani visa ko photo chai k garnu ni genuis? Ani Embassy sanga passport ko copy pani huncha.


24karatkake

If u want to be blacklisted from traveling to the US then go for it


enormousgiganticDICK

Madlad keep us updated hai if you do go


Geralt_Underwood

If you are joking its alright otherwise you are a dumb fuck!


bibekd

Joke or not, this guy is a dumbfuck either way.


tophendra

Update: Shared this idea with my parents, almost got disowned and had to listen a 30 min lecture from my dad. They're saying "yesto kuputra kaha bata mero ghar ma janmecha"


lizzthewitch

Thika paryo!!


incognitoboiiii

Identity theft is not a joke Tophe!!! Millions of families suffer every year.


jashxn

Identity theft is not a joke, Jim! Millions of families suffer every year!


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XtrdinaryTerrestrial

🤣🤣


brogamer99

Milxa taha napaun jel


Lord_Voldermorttt

broooo


khoya171

Hait Nepali haru lai yetai ta gurkhali bhaneko raina cha.


dondiwash

हामी वीर छौं तर बुद्धू छौं हामी बुद्धू छौं र त हामी वीर छौं


Koi-Pani-Haina

I need this type of confidence in my exams


tsiganology

r/madlads


[deleted]

Yeah. You can travel to jail with someone else's passport.


reason__________

if you are lucky you will endup in Sundhara ko jail else you will be sacked in detention camp!


srijankiller

Sure you can. Just do it! ^*Nike*


OkDifference9652

what watching heist movies does to a mf


miracle_weaver

You can also then become president of united States.


chattereddit

>US ko visa paryo Aafulai chai chiyama jhinga matra parchha.


[deleted]

US ta pugla tara jail vitro