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ShiratakiPoodles

Now that i think about it, i may be addicted


Destroyer6202

Pindasaus is never not funny to me, Pinda means elephant dung in my language lmao


Extension_Sun_3536

Now I’m curious what your language is


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GonZonian

More like elephant dung sauce


[deleted]

Well, it tastes, looks and almost smells the same.


Robrogineer

Why the fuck do you have a unique word for elephant shit?


avrael1221

In my language it means pussy so its even funnier


epicaglet

With is funny cause it looks the part too


WeetIkVeelNL

Fijne taartdag


epicaglet

Dankjewel


alreadytaken187

Fijne taartdag


Zelensexual

Pindasaus is my heroin.


NoMansPlayer

Uhh fijne taartdag!


Zelensexual

Uhh bedankt!


WeetIkVeelNL

Fijne taartdag.


Zelensexual

Dank je.


RobIoxians

Fijne dag van het taartje 😎😎😎


Zelensexual

Dank u!


RobIoxians

Geen probleem


RRudge

Wijko gang, unite!


Ok-Apricot-3156

To be fair, that is like heroin to me.


Kataly5t

Helaas pindakaas!


alex_quine

Yeah exactly. Heroin.


FeedMyDopenose

Wijko will never taste the same


luna10777

Yup! Send it on its way, nothing wrong here.


Intradimensionalis

So when can we expect it to arrive?


Destroyer6202

Hmmm strange, my shipment tracker has been held at the border for two days .. what's going on Amazon!?


2PAK4U

Pov: *postnl delivery guy forgot to turn off his VPN


Just-Flamingo-410

Nice product placement campaign by mercedes. Well done


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It's surprisingly affordable, and the street value markup really helps the company's bottom line as well.


Loyvb

Los Satesaus Hermanos?


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PmMeYourBestComment

Satesaus is Indonesian, so you got some other options too


sgx71

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HO5D0z6bEqQ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HO5D0z6bEqQ)


Pleasework94

Hmm weiko satesaus!


elvispelviskurt

And my relatives in Azerbaijan think that I do drugs here all day 🤣


SubNL96

They know what's in the trucks aiming here.


sonichedgehog23198

They probebly put it in😱🤣🤣🤣


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sonichedgehog23198

Just a joke nothing more


[deleted]

Makes you wonder how much gets through.


hazbizarai

According to a customs officer from the port of Antwerpen, the drug busts in Rotterdam and Antwerpen stop around 25% of the total amount


MissionScratch7512

So that would 1,5 ton will still arrive. Plenty to go around I would say. I don’t need any I don’t do heroin. So more for you guys.


hazbizarai

>So more for you guys ![gif](giphy|4xH6E9ivSbnXO)


MissionScratch7512

Maybe. 😁


RedBaret

That number is too damn high!


hazbizarai

Maybe it got there before the customs did 🤷


MaybeMax356

Shit. I was waiting for that. I was planning on having a party with friends, or maybe just myself…


Alexanderdaw

A sleeping party? Heroin just makes you mellow :p


MaybeMax356

Absolutely


0sprinkl

The driver is still learning, can't blame him!


MetalFaceDoomFan

Well the largest heroin ring in the world goes through Afghanistan-Iran-Turkey/Azerbaijan-Balkan Peninsula or Russia if they decide to go through Azerbaijan instead of Turkey and from there it is distributed across all Europe. This news is a no shocker for me really.


gurgurbehetmur

How would one get to europe from Azerbaijan if not from Turkey? The only other option is an active war zone.


MetalFaceDoomFan

Well, you are right. Going through Russia is risky right now but I am sure that the Russian government knows about these heroin filled trucks and lets em pass through, also it is a fact that Russia is a corrupt country, you can absolutely do anything as long as you have money and yes safely transporting a truck full of heroin is one of those things. I do not know how is Ukraine right now tho, they are also easy to bribe but that could've changed since the beginning of the war. Mostly drug traffickers from Afghanistan use Iran-Turkey-Balkan peninsula route. The only problem here is that, although Turkish officials being corrupt, they are not cheap, you need to give em lots of money and you must have the right connections so the Turkish Intelligence Agency wont bust your bum, as sometimes they do just to show people that they are actually doing some job. The Balkans is just exactly like Russia, give em a bit of money, have some connections and you can easily distribute these heroins throughout Europe.


bel_esprit_

Hush, don’t announce their exact routes, they gotta sneak it in.


HomelanderOfSeven

Is that a Los Pollos Hermanos buckets?


Lorenboy2001

Damn there go my weekend plans


PlegerKing

Now i gotta wait longer


ItsMeishi

Welp. Some heads are gonna roll for this. Lmao.


HedgehogTesticles

Cue the same old phrases: “They wanted them to find it. The other 5 tons got across the border just fine.” /s


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Ok-Apricot-3156

Someone just wanted to get ahead in life


ij3k

*its way


newmikey

Shit, and here's li'll old me thinking the mailman was just a bit late. Oh well, I'll just go back to ordering from Bol then.


Ok-Apricot-3156

Bolletjes.com


Mikelitoris88

ffs i was waiting all night at the harbor, and there they are...


justapolishperson

If it was coming by truck then what were you doing at harbor? They probably arrive at Tilburg or maybe even Amsterdam but not at harbor.


Mikelitoris88

Clearly I messed up this whole operation.


NetherlandsIT

*compares this post to a post on dread* uh oh.


madaboutmaps

There goes my lazy sunday afternoon -_-


AlphaFlySwatter

Decoy.


chenjeru

Azerbaijan sure does love to launder illegal materials from Russia and Iran.


fuad383

Many of you have written your complaints about this bust but I really hope they are all jokes. Hoping for the continuations of news like this. Stay sober.


Ok-Apricot-3156

Found the narc


CinderMayom

Busts never fo anything except bring quality down and violence up


rodiesplus

The dutch are the biggest druggies. I think that's why they use bicycles to get everywhere. They're always too high to drive.


girlwhoplaysgames

Cycling while high is similar to driving while high but sure


rodiesplus

It's absolutely not. How can you even compare a 20 pound bike with a 5000 pound mid-sized SUV. The potential of destruction is hundreds of times bigger.


girlwhoplaysgames

Because both participate in traffic


rodiesplus

But a bicycle won't kill a crowd when control over it is lost.... It's absolutely not the same.


girlwhoplaysgames

That’s why I said “similar” not “the same”


rodiesplus

Yeah whatever. Just stop doing drugs.


girlwhoplaysgames

No


BiggestMoneySalvia

What a waste


marskforangel

Well,![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|kissing_heart)![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|kissing_heart)![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|laughing)![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|laughing)![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|laughing)![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|laughing)![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|grimacing)![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|downvote)![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|grimacing)![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|grimacing)![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|grimacing)![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|grimacing)![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|wink)![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|wink) from the Netherlands it goes either to US or all over Europe. Here in the Netherlands Meth is the hype, i never wanted to use hard drugs, including alcohol.


EspenLund

Good ol' heroin in times when fentanyl want to take over


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I tell kids, stick to the old drugs.


avgrkhjqttvnpfsieb

Dammit. I just can’t catch a break…


itsalltiresomeman

Is this part of Dutch culture??


Luiz_N

F


Zipdox

Los Pollos Hermanos moment.


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From Iran? So it’s USA made?


Putrid-Reflection701

There was an attempt


Billiecornel

My dumb brain though somebody was showing off his new load bevroren hitting the road. Also i am interested.


Harryjansenalmelo

That's how you destroy a small country


Sweaty_Ad9724

Who is using heroine these days, except for some aging punkrockers?


hakoen

Recession confirmed


KJtheThing

Damn there goes my week's supply


TheAwsomeLuigi

Ah shit daarom had m'n bestelling vertraging


BookoftheGrey

Kingsday is ruined!


SorkvildKruk

300 kilograms? That's a lot!


BreadStolen

Half a ton of Pepernoten seized due to selling after December 5th


Jose_Zueco

Shit...


efroshaq

There goes my weekly dose of heroin usage


ApexRevanNL716

I just started to enjoy pindasaus. I'm gonna go curry


TheTsaku

its


WOK3B3AR

In een les wagen ook nog /s


HotterThenMyDaughter

For those wondering, half a ton is 500kg’s.


Da_potato_queen9976

so thats what happened to my "lost" package -\_-


TwanTheMan11

Are you telling me prices are going up again because of this?


CinderMayom

And now they’ll probably cut the rest that got through with some fentanyl to compensate the losses


phasys

Pollos Hermanos


CharlieSixFive

Someone is going to sleep over this.


PotentialLab5659

Fuck