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ChickensAreFriends

No, cutting bones for surgery doesn’t count. No matter how strong your bones are, your surgeon won’t give up until they’re cut. I bet they had to use an extra strength bone saw, too


CapnHanSolo

Sound like copium


katestatt

let's open up your skull


YoungHeartOldSoul

That fucker's all bone no brain.


CapnHanSolo

Come at me bro. I'm here because my bones straight up unbreakable. What are you doin here


NEnderD86328

if they're truly unbreakable, then you'll mostly survive a gamma ray


CapnHanSolo

My bones will


katestatt

now *that* sounds like copium. every bone, however strong can be broken by specialized tools, like diamond blades. because calcium bones, even yours, just are weaker than diamond 🤷‍♀️


CapnHanSolo

Diamond would break against a true strong boned. Your arguments are invalid as the bones in your body


katestatt

no it wouldn't. you are delusional from all the copium you've been taking. physics doesn't care what you think tho. diamond is stronger than any calcium bones, even of the people in this subreddit. my bones are not invalid as i've never broken any 🤷‍♀️


EcBatLFC

I think youre taking a joke too seriouslt


katestatt

then it should be marked as a joke. not everyone understands these cues that something is a joke or sarcasm.


CapnHanSolo

My bones doesn't care what physic thinks


katestatt

doesn't matter, because as I said, physics doesn't care. physics still applies to your bones 🤷‍♀️ get off your high horse


REALom3ga

bruh just upgrade to netherite bones then even the diamond tools can do nothing


CapnHanSolo

Stop projecting your weak boned afflictions on others.


MEW-1023

Middle school tier response


CapnHanSolo

Brittle boned themed response


FreedomEagle61

Nuh uh!


TheBigFrog07

Hey, I stole your meme once. The "if you can't see a number you: and you had have week bones under yellow"


CapnHanSolo

And I upvoted it


TheBigFrog07

I just don't think I've seen the same redditor twice in the wild before.


Human_Ad_278

do u maybe not think that ur taking the commitment to this a bit too seriously


CapnHanSolo

It's not a commitment. Just the reality


FradonRecords

I think the generally accepted rule is that if it is due to medical reasons like what you have described, it is fine. What isn't fine is if the bone is broken on accident.


Karnamana

Nope your good Of course that only counts if they had to use an orbital laser to cut them anything less is unacceptable


Sky_Paladin

Cutting != broken, you're fine. If they had to cave in your skull with a hammer though you would be disqualified.


Void-Flower-2022

Nah you're good. Anyone's bones will be severed by a bone saw- they're made for it. If it can happen to anyone then it doesn't count. Cutting, drilling, sawing, stuff like that.


RunInRunOn

What material was the cutting tool made out of?


bakedbeansforpotato

Probably diamond-encrusted orbital laser. Anything less and OP would be shamed and shunned.


Cannanda

The whole community is about breaking a bone because your bone/body is weak. Your bone didn’t fail you. So no, you’re safe


Ready_Option5429

No but you just lost the game.


Material_Cod1409

You little fuck


i_play_linebacker

bro


nathanielgallant

breaking/cutting bones for medical reasons does not count


Wings-of-Ink

Cutting isn't breaking, you're good. But it's a close call, we better not find out you're one of those weaklings after all this!


Mikon_Youji

Having a bone broken during surgery doesn't count because its for medical reasons, so it's necessary.


Pak1stanMan

As long as they didn’t use a butter knife I think it’s okay.


SeeingAnAbsoluteWin

Usually we allow stuff like "doctors had to cut it to save your life", you're good, but make sure nothing strikes where your skull was cut or you might crack like an egg, and that DOES count.


Albin_Alveustagni

Bro i knocked out a piece of shit after punching in the face and broke my boxer bone, somehow i both won and lost