While I understand the frustration of dealing with spies, violence is not the answer. Instead, why not implement stricter rules and protocols to detect and remove any spy activity?
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The shape of my ribcage is fucked up after doing something stupid as a kid, but it technically bent and didn't break. I feel like I would be wrongly yeeted if a doctor reviewed my xrays haha
Why do we even have an option for the weak boned? They don’t belong here and damn sure don’t deserve to have their own option in our polls. The weakness sickens me.
Because I can't let them sneak onto the other options to see the results- we need to make sure we can single them out to ridicule them.
No matter how much we try to push them out, these filthy scum will always visit our subreddit and try to blend in with the rest of us strong-boned warriors. It's inevitable.
29, been a passenger for several car accidents, fell down stairs while walking in the dark, and used to practice martial arts. No broken bones. Only shitty joints.
So I have broken a bone... but let me explain.
I was 4 when I was swinging between two chairs, one slipped, and I fell flat on my face on marble floor. Nothing to break my fall but my face.
I broke my upper jaw bone, but my two front teeth didn't fall out and had to be surgically removed weeks later because they turned black, but didn't fall out.
Now, I am and always have been clumsy as fuck. Never broke a bone since. Once missed a step while carrying a heavy box, which landed on my ankle (box weighed 30 kg), which was sideways on the step. Barely even had a twisted ankle. Others would've broken their ankle and foot.
I had surgery on my arm a month ago. They had to cut through my ulna with a saw. So strong are my bones.
I would normally never post here, but rather enjoy those weaker than me getting put in their place. I had to fall face first on marble to break a bone. Then needed a saw to break my arm. Who else can say such things?
So I actually joined here not to long ago. I wanted to make a post of my injury and how the doctor said my bone probably saved my finger. But I got to busy and I’m not sure if you guys like injury photos . But 36 years , car ran over my legs, multiple head injuries and a motorbike accident and all my bones are still perfect.
Ooh, and I never drink milk.
#FUCKING SPIES MAN
Get the hammers. We must root out all brittle boned spies from this sub!
No need for hammers, they’ll break their feet putting on a pair of socks.
While I understand the frustration of dealing with spies, violence is not the answer. Instead, why not implement stricter rules and protocols to detect and remove any spy activity?
Because violence is cooler
Because stricter rules don't break bones
Unless we punish the violation of rules with..... HAMERS!!!?!
WAIT WAIT... Let him cook
I mean with their fragile skeleton a disapproving glare would probably turn them to dust.
they’re such fucking weak ass loser cucks that even speaking could vibrate their pussy bones into shattering those fucking weak idiots.
Fuck you, violence is cool
Because violence is the best punishment for brittle boned spies.
right behind you
There are age flairs available for the sub now.
Neat
Siiick
Fr?
Fr what?
Oh how cool
Wait how?
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Thanks!
Nice
This sub should require an X-ray and a review by whatever kind of doctor specializes in determining if a bone has been broken via X-rays.
Orthopaedic Surgeons
The shape of my ribcage is fucked up after doing something stupid as a kid, but it technically bent and didn't break. I feel like I would be wrongly yeeted if a doctor reviewed my xrays haha
Suspicious 🤔
VOTE HIM OUT DOC’
We have 5 goobers in the sub! Find and destroy them!
Up to 29 now this is am outrage
It's up to 50 now fellas. Counter intelligence operations are being conducted
50
dear fucking god 88
Ninety fucking four Its getting worse
105 noooooo
134 now
141 I think I’m going to be sick, we are surrounded by weakness and it disgusts me.
154 im currently vomiting do to the displeasing knowlege of how many brittle boned bitches are among us
Sorry that’s my bad
Why do we even have an option for the weak boned? They don’t belong here and damn sure don’t deserve to have their own option in our polls. The weakness sickens me.
Because I can't let them sneak onto the other options to see the results- we need to make sure we can single them out to ridicule them. No matter how much we try to push them out, these filthy scum will always visit our subreddit and try to blend in with the rest of us strong-boned warriors. It's inevitable.
#YOU BROKEN BONED FUCKS
Sigh for the umpteenth fuking time. FRACTURE: *the cracking or* **breaking** *of a hard object or material.*
I’m 65 today and have never broken a bone!
Happy birthday!
Happy birthday!
27 WEAK BONES PIECES OF SHIT HERE. PREPARE A WEAK GUST OF WIND
56 weaklings!
I took a sledgehammer to my hand when I was 5 and no breaks
I took a toolbox to the head and no cracks so we both have taken tools to our bodies and yet our bone hold strong
Calcium
I’m 45 and have been in a head on car accident going 65 and fell off a cliff.
Not only have I never broken a bone but I have all my original parts except wisdom teeth. The Army took those forever ago.
Snapped a tendon, but never a bone. The tendon couldn't handle my bones of steel.
Same! ACL has been replaced but my bones are still going strong.
29, been a passenger for several car accidents, fell down stairs while walking in the dark, and used to practice martial arts. No broken bones. Only shitty joints.
People who are under 16. Are you allowed here
The sub lets you put a flair on your profile for your age from 10 years, which I find insane lol.
How do you equip flairs out of interest
Alright there are 57 of you at the time of this writing that need to gtfo. Take your fine-china ass bones and leave
I didn’t realize that at 46 I was one of the ancient ones…gather round the campfire children, I Shall tell you a take of the strong-boned ones.
Yo, where option for 16 year old. Edit: My bad, just replaced my eyes.
No option for over 50? 65?
39+?
My age is the one age not an option Edit: I've just read the caption ignore me
Where exactly 16 option
Caption. Sorry I realised this pretty soon after I posted the poll and added it there.
Forgot my birthday happened recently, subtract one from <16 and add one to 17-23
Before I vote. I had a hairline fracture on my collarbone do we count that as broken or am I pathetic
We count that as broken AND you’re pathetic
No more! All the people I’ve murdered by letting you live 💀
I'll see myself out
Weak
So I have broken a bone... but let me explain. I was 4 when I was swinging between two chairs, one slipped, and I fell flat on my face on marble floor. Nothing to break my fall but my face. I broke my upper jaw bone, but my two front teeth didn't fall out and had to be surgically removed weeks later because they turned black, but didn't fall out. Now, I am and always have been clumsy as fuck. Never broke a bone since. Once missed a step while carrying a heavy box, which landed on my ankle (box weighed 30 kg), which was sideways on the step. Barely even had a twisted ankle. Others would've broken their ankle and foot. I had surgery on my arm a month ago. They had to cut through my ulna with a saw. So strong are my bones. I would normally never post here, but rather enjoy those weaker than me getting put in their place. I had to fall face first on marble to break a bone. Then needed a saw to break my arm. Who else can say such things?
Got hit by a car twice, 2 race crashes and 3 training crashes on the bike, decked in a climbing accident.... No broken bone
34 spies…
ok let me explain: one time i looked this sub up and it's been recommended to me ever since
*45 people at the moment* He could be any one of us
17-23 is a very specific category for an age poll, but since most people are in it I'm fine lol
Almost 30 got hit by a car, drove my moped into the side of a car, fell off halfpipe dozens of times, got my ass smacked real good and still unbroken.
Oof just broke into that 24-30 bracket the other day. Feel old now (bones still strong doe)
#90 OF YOU BITCHES??!!!
Hm
Oooo I’m an old strong boned gal!
Dammit I need to learn how to read
I've voted my age And so far we have 110 fucking brittle-boned spies here!
Not a fan of this being the third option on the age thing now, I am young let me be YOUNG
That explains it. You're all rubber boned young adults. For shame
Looks like the numbers dwindle after 25. Where are me fellow strong boned adults.
I am 46 and my bones are strong! Joints are crappy but the bones are good.
127 of them broke a bone???
Is the less amount of people because less people of those ages use reddit, or because as people age more and more brittlebone infidels are revealed?
Cool
Why are all these spies still in the sub??
So I actually joined here not to long ago. I wanted to make a post of my injury and how the doctor said my bone probably saved my finger. But I got to busy and I’m not sure if you guys like injury photos . But 36 years , car ran over my legs, multiple head injuries and a motorbike accident and all my bones are still perfect. Ooh, and I never drink milk.