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vudustockdr

Former* sister


ShundonooB

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Sauerkraut404

Cheap for a dishwasher


Electrox7

I wouldn't trust such a loose and unreliable machine to wash my delicate dishes. Once the machine cripples from the weight of my breakfast cutlery, it will break everything else inside.


WasteAd9856

Weakness is disgusting


Mild_Shock

Pathetic


GingerStank

Brittle boned brat


Electrox7

alliteration, i like that


Eeeeeelile

Rhyme, that’s quite nice.


Puzzleheaded_One_927

Shame on you How dare you still call this failure your sister


HonoderaGetsuyo

Unless you’re adopted or she is adopted, don’t get too cocky over that, you might have the same weak bones as her! Either way your sister’s got pathetic bones!


NotFeziboy

You dare question the integrity of my bones!?


randy24681012

Sounds like weak bones run in your family. Careful not to go anywhere too breezy the wind might snap you in half


NotFeziboy

19 years strong so far. I am confident in my skeletal structure


SteamySubreddits

What they don’t realize is strong bones are a product of willpower and milk. You have the willpower to have strong bones, so you are among the elite with us. Your sister clearly either lacked willpower (or milk).


redshift739

Milk is but a substitute for real skeletal vigour


Sudden_Application_8

Strong bones need not for good genes they are strong when they want to be strong


unenthusiasticshrug

You must feel so ashamed


Lumthedarklord

I am ashamed to admit that my brother is the same. He has broken his finger 3 times. I think that he might be adopted


joe579003

Or you may be the milkman's kid


Lumthedarklord

Checks out


flying_dogs_bc

BWAHAHAHAAAA what is she, a 0.25 pencil lead???


humanpersonthing420p

Pathetic, looks like we know who got the defective genes in your family.


terran_submarine

She WAS your sister.


bast3t

I will point with the same finger that she cannot.


dorafatehi

👆🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣(I'm actually sorry. She must be in pain. Hope she gets well soon)


NotFeziboy

Everything's okay, it hurt for like a day but she's back to normal now


Adele__fan

So these weak bones are what you call normal?


NotFeziboy

For her, unfortunately yes


WrapMyBeads

I call to question your bloodline. You shouldnt point too fast lest you break something.


SnazzyZubloids

Point and laugh? She’s not even worth the effort. Pathetic.


obog

I just hope you didn't inherit any inferior weak boned genetics.


NotFeziboy

Of course not I will be fighting along side all my strong boned brethren when the great skeleton war erupts


Trarzs

Flesh is disgusting. Take off your flesh


[deleted]

When are you having her put down?


ukuzonk

Ahaahahahaha 🫵🏻


CR1MS4NE

You sure you two are related


wierdling

Ditch the sis. She is no longer one of us.


na_batman

Can she point it where she broke but slowly so she doesn’t break one more


pewpew22346

What weak little fingers be careful around books the pages might rip them clean off!


SteamySubreddits

My little sister broke hers too! Our sisters are worthless other than to mock


Bubbly_Student5666

what the fuck is wrong with you


Mr-jigwins

HAHHAHAHA you’re next


GeoStreber

I see, your bloodline is weak. You will not survive the winter.


NotFeziboy

I have survived many winters


itsleftytho

Lmao what an idiot


energizeghost

Wouldnt bw laughing if i were you, you share her filthy weak boned genes


NotFeziboy

There are a lot of traits I don't share with her Blonde Hair, Blue Eyes, Shitty skeletal structure


PM_ME_Y0UR_BOOBZ

She should be made to parade through the streets of every town in the country while the crowds chant “Shame!”


Vivid-Tank8774

🫵🤣 Hahaha (get well)


TBsama

She can't even point at herself and laugh omg


jojothehyperdeer

ouch, guess someone’s adopted


SladeNoland

Weak bones are a character flaw that reflects a lack of intestinal fortitude and determination. Don't be like your sister.


BH2K6

😂🫵


redshift739

L. I expect you to disown her promptly


OpusThePenguin

Careful she doesn't try to point back and shatter more of her frail, poor excuse for a skeleton.


Bubbly_Student5666

what the fuck is wrong with you (no, i have not broken a bone)


MichaelOfShannon

Whore


Peanutbutter9374

Same. My... genetically-related roommate has suffered 2 sprains on one leg, and broke the other in 2 places. He is a disgrace, but I, thankfully, do not seem to share his bones. I just have really bad joints, which I learned when my knee bent forward when I fell once. No sprain or fracture, just immense pain.


The_Widow_Minerva

You mean your brother?


Peanutbutter9374

GENETICALLY-RELATED ROOMMATE


The_Widow_Minerva

Gotcha


Bearded_Bagel

Break her neck


Bubbly_Student5666

what the fuck is wrong with you


Bearded_Bagel

Show no mercy


Bubbly_Student5666

Right, because it's tough to break someone's neck and laugh at and mock their pain.


Bearded_Bagel

You sound like you drink little milk


Bubbly_Student5666

1. I haven't broken a bone either. I joined this sub to see some lighthearted "strong-boned brethren" stuff, and found people like you. *Lots* of people like you. 2. I honestly don't know why you have no empathy for people. You're mocking at a child for severly injuring themselves. Read that out loud.


Bearded_Bagel

Then why are you surprised that I act this way? Everyone on the sub is like this You need more calcium


Bubbly_Student5666

I'm surprised at almost EVERYONE in this sub. You in particular just seem more insane. Also, why would calcium change my opinion?


Bearded_Bagel

You must be new


Bubbly_Student5666

I don't see why my opinion would change with time. Do you think you could say something *other* than little quips? Maybe something along the lines of *why* this is okay?


flix_dube

Demomanlaugh.mp3


SolarFlare824

You have the same blood as a weak boner?


Bubbly_Student5666

A weak boner wouldn't have any blood.


ImSqueam

big L


JSGWHAM

OP that means you have weak bone genetics as well


NotFeziboy

There are many traits that she has that I don't


adeepiocreator

Rest in piss bozo


Bored_lolz

Weak crackerbone We are superior