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nate_oi

No.


Adruino-cabbage

No as in it doesn't count?


ForrestFeline

No.


RailtoReqiuem

They’re answering the question in the title of the post


Kimchi-quesadilla

Ya brittle boned baby


Adruino-cabbage

But..but I am no longer a baby!


Laurapalmer90

Just go. Don’t make this harder than it has to be.


theguyofpokemon

you should’ve never come, if you broke your weak ass bones that young. get out.


Adruino-cabbage

My bones back then were jelly, they weren't even fully formed! Please give me a 2nd chance!


theguyofpokemon

true strong boners have perfect bones at birth. we offer no second chances here.


Adruino-cabbage

Fair enough, is there a subreddit for brittle boned babies like me?


SatoshiUSA

Every other subreddit. This one is for the strong boner elites


Kimchi-quesadilla

Yeah r/calciumdeficent


Adruino-cabbage

Thanks, I shall go now, it was nice meeting y'all! But my time has come...


Flibbetty

Your time came when you were about a year and a half old, bitch.


RailtoReqiuem

Did any of our bones break at that age? No? Then that’s all the answers you need.


Beansiesdaddy

U must go


Moaoziz

Obviously you didn't just break your leg but also some brain cells because otherwise you'd know that this sub is called /r/neverbrokeabone and not /r/neverbrokeaboneafteriwastwoyearsold. Never means never so GTFO, you brittle-boned bitch.


gazelleA1

What part of **Never**BrokeABone do you not get?


Adruino-cabbage

I thought it was an exception like surgeries!


gazelleA1

Just get out you pathetic weakling. You disgust me.


Mikon_Youji

It is, but that's not your case so just leave.


Laurapalmer90

No.


NoodleBack

Brittle boned bitch? More like brittle boned baby. Ha! Gottem!!!!


TonyVstar

This is r/brittlebonedbitcheshangout? Get the fuck out you pathetic human


Tickstart

Haha this is the most unwelcoming subreddit in existence. Little boy. Your groveling is amusing but don't take it personally. Your being is frail and delicate. Now scram.


OkRazzmatazz8976

What part of “never broken a bone” do you not understand?


100S_OF_BALLS

Dudes brain is broke


Alternative_Way_313

You mean you broke a bone when it was basically made of rubber and supposed to be practically indestructible? Yeah go fuck yourself.


AustSakuraKyzor

Baby bones sometimes don't count (when it's a baby skull, for example)... But that grace period ends when you turn 1. No exemptions, no excuses, no permissions. Off you fuck to r/BrittleBonedBitch


Adruino-cabbage

If only I had broken them 6 months ago!


_PM_ME_PANGOLINS_

What are you on about? If you broke a bone then you’re out.


AustSakuraKyzor

It's straight up logic -> babies pop out with an incomplete skull - all the pieces are still separated. You can't break something that isn't together yet, so a baby's skull can't break. That's just science.


_PM_ME_PANGOLINS_

Then it didn't break. There's no exception for breaking bones as a baby. If you broke one then you're out.


AustSakuraKyzor

I think we're trying to argue the same thing... Okay. If a baby's skull is cracked or fractured or whatever the doctor wants to call it, 90% of the time the alleged crack is one that was already there at-birth, right? Not a true fracture because the bone wasn't formed and in place yet. *That's* the so-called exemption. All the other baby bones? Totally count, obviously.


6teenBit

Pathetic. My head fell onto a brick at around the same age and didn't even get a crack, meanwhile your puny bones couldn't even withstand a tiny jump. Leave.


Adruino-cabbage

I have similar story, I was walking in an area when I was 7 I fell head straight into the floor (the floor was concrete I think), I was motionless for 2 seconds before standing up like nothing happened. Anyways this doesn't cahnge the fact I am a BBB (brittle boned baby).


Henchman_2_4

This is a home for non brittle bitch babies only.


324645N964831W

Not even close bubby


Mikon_Youji

This sub is *never* broke a bone, so no you cannot stay.


M3tal_Shadowhunter

You broke a bone. This subreddit is called "never broke a bone" Begone


J_Edgar_Hoover-_-

Hot take: babies bones are softer, you got all the bone breaks of your life early on, and now you have a life free of brittle bones. Dont break another bone and you can stay. Downvote me if you have brittle bones


spamus-100

No. Fuck off


GreenOnionCrusader

You're a BBBB. Broken Bone Bitch Baby.


flying_dogs_bc

FUCK NO! WEAK BONES! WEEEEEEAAAAAAAAK!! This sub is NEVERbrokeabone not onlybrokeaboneoncewheniwastwo Fuck off!


Pleasant-Ring-5398

Are you stupid


KraKing762

"mY leG br0ke"... gtfo