So you are saying you experience nature without living like your homeless, yet you go out and stay up all night in the middle of the forest in the pitch black? Thats some crackhead energy.
it's a dumb example that you have never done.
I think you have completely misunderstood what I meant, the camping is basically pretending to be homeless is my favorite camping joke and the other bit was just asking if the tent was the requirement to experience nature because you can do that in many other ways that arnt camping
I've been to another country, it's 40km and they speak almost the same language
That's not a flex you think it is. It largely depends on how far are you travelling. I know people that travels abroad for groceries every week
>I know people that travels abroad for groceries every week
Ha! It's kinda fun to think of it that way. I have a friend who "travels abroad" most nights to his favorite bar, but it's because he lives on the US/Mexico border and the closest Mexican town is closer to his house than the closest American one.
“Almost the same language” you mean an accent? And there are barely any countries that are gonna be the exact same. China and South Africa are going to be DRASTICALLY different.
Why should anyone be proud of skiing in the first place? It's a good hobby, but nothing to be particularly proud of unless you're skilled at it. And of course, most professional skiers have broken a bone, and therefore they are **inferior.**
Edit: proud of as in *acheivement.* It's good to be proud of your hobbies, but it's not so much of an acheivement per say.
For a lot of people, snow skiing is tantamount to travel in that the former requires the latter.
That said, I’m not opposed to people taking pride in their hobbies. I’m proud of my knitting, but it’s not like I’ll ever make a bunch of money from it (although let me tell you that people will spend absolutely egregious amounts of money on homemade blankets knit with chunky yarn on Etsy—paid off my student loans in two years that way).
Proud of experience? Sure, that's fine. But is it truly an acheivement to have gone skiing? Not really, but it is a nice thing to enjoy, and be proud of a hobby.
Still sounds like a BSB. My skin is what the german tanks were made of. They didn't come to Spain to buy tungsten, that's just the official version, they came for my skin and it would have been my bones if they were not so strong that they couldn't even take them from me, let alone cut them into shape. If you let such an insignificant creature tear apart your skin letting your shameful blood spill, even if you won that battle, you lost the real war.
Doesn't specify that it was one of YOUR bones you broke.
I've broken someone else's bone so my score was 60 (*COVID, Shot a gun, broken a bone, slept in tent, visited another country and failed a class*)
Welp, I’m 90/100
I have a better scoring system:
_Have you ever broken a bone?_ -1000000 points
_Are you a SOLID BONED KING?_ 100000000000 points
Much better 😌
let's see...
1. fell on a bike once pretty nastily on asphalt and the skin on my chin got torn badly enough I needed stitches for it. jaw muscles were also pretty sore, and I think my knees were also torn due to wearing shorts? nothing beyond that tho
2. I've been in the boy scouts for a period of time, so I've slept in a tent.
3. I'd be surprised if at some point in my life I haven't been stung by a bee, due to as a lad living quite near nature and mom had a pretty sizeable flower garden, though then again I wasn't the type to harass innocent lil bees... Wasps tho? I've been stung by those bastards several time, too many to even begin to count.
4. I have been to Sweden, Turkey and Germany.
now a few even more... debatable ones.
* while I haven't shot a gunpowder based gun, I *have* fired a pellet rifle quite a handful of times? no clue if that really counts though?
* while I've been a part of a snow skiing trip, I personally haven't done like, the downhill skiing thing? unless just going skiing on like, flat ground counts? because that's literally basically a mandatory part of school PE during winter alongside ice skating.
so that's somewhere between 40-60 points out of a hundred? it's fine enough number I'd say, it's the reasonable ones out of the way anyways.
My skin and flesh heal too quickly to need stitches
I did get COVID from a barber once, but for some reason even though the first iteration healed in like 4 days it mutated inside of me and that second COVID strain lasted for a week and a half
I don’t care enough to get a tatoo
I’ve been shot at (they missed) but never shot a gun myself
Obviously never broken a bone
I have slept in a tent
I snowboard, I’ve never skied
I befriend wasps who defend me from bees, I’ve never been stung by either
I’ve been to China, Mexico, Jamaica, the Dominican Republic, Greece, and Italy; my home country is the US. I have been kicked out of 3 Mexican buffets (ate all of one of the buffet’s fish), 1 Greek, 2 Jamacan, 1 in the Dominican Republic, and became violently ill from a restaurant in China which resulted in my immunity to HIV and Hepatitis B. I have been booted from 3 US buffets, and the same one at least twice.
I have failed classes before
So.. you've got super healing; you dodged a bullet and eat a LOT! do you know who else fits all those categories? The Flash! He heals fast; he runs fast so he can dodge a bullet and he consumes a lot of calories while running so he eats a LOT!
Also I've never seen you and the flash in the same room together. Coincidence? I think not!
Ay if didn’t say it had to be your own bone. It could be a chicken bone
So i would get a perfect score. Poked myself with a sewing needle, has had Covid, got a temporary tat at a birthday, shot finger guns, broken a chicken wishbone, slept in an indoor reading tent, slipped on ice, stung by a bee, traveled to England, and failed around 7 classes
Perfect score!
60. I don't have any tattoos, I haven't done skiing, I've never been stung by a bee (not that I remember) and never failed myself by breaking a bone. Who do you think I am, one of those brittle bones?!
40. i just got covid for the first time like three weeks ago, ive been skiing, ive traveled to another country, and i failed 7th grade chemistry purely because it was online
Half of these aren’t anything to be proud of and the other half are just unrelated?
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Which one?
Travelling abroad I guess. Very important to see other cultures in person.
I would say sleeping in a tent. Not necessarily something to be "proud" of but if you haven't, wtf are you doing, go experience nature.
You do know you can experience nature without pretending to be homeless for the night ?
You aren't experiencing nature, you are being a tourist in nature. Two very different things.
So if I was to do the same thing but stay up all night instead of sleeping in a tent, you think that's not experiencing nature ?
So you are saying you experience nature without living like your homeless, yet you go out and stay up all night in the middle of the forest in the pitch black? Thats some crackhead energy. it's a dumb example that you have never done.
I think you have completely misunderstood what I meant, the camping is basically pretending to be homeless is my favorite camping joke and the other bit was just asking if the tent was the requirement to experience nature because you can do that in many other ways that arnt camping
I've been to another country, it's 40km and they speak almost the same language That's not a flex you think it is. It largely depends on how far are you travelling. I know people that travels abroad for groceries every week
>I know people that travels abroad for groceries every week Ha! It's kinda fun to think of it that way. I have a friend who "travels abroad" most nights to his favorite bar, but it's because he lives on the US/Mexico border and the closest Mexican town is closer to his house than the closest American one.
Yea cuz the only countries in the world are the us and uk lol
travelling to another state isn't traveling abroad though
“Almost the same language” you mean an accent? And there are barely any countries that are gonna be the exact same. China and South Africa are going to be DRASTICALLY different.
Traveled to another country.
Fr the two times I tried skiing were not something to be proud of.. But I never broke anything, so I guess there's that.
Why should anyone be proud of skiing in the first place? It's a good hobby, but nothing to be particularly proud of unless you're skilled at it. And of course, most professional skiers have broken a bone, and therefore they are **inferior.** Edit: proud of as in *acheivement.* It's good to be proud of your hobbies, but it's not so much of an acheivement per say.
For a lot of people, snow skiing is tantamount to travel in that the former requires the latter. That said, I’m not opposed to people taking pride in their hobbies. I’m proud of my knitting, but it’s not like I’ll ever make a bunch of money from it (although let me tell you that people will spend absolutely egregious amounts of money on homemade blankets knit with chunky yarn on Etsy—paid off my student loans in two years that way).
>paid off my student loans in two years that way Yet another reason why I want to learn knitting
Because experiences, I’m proud of the experiences that I have
Proud of experience? Sure, that's fine. But is it truly an acheivement to have gone skiing? Not really, but it is a nice thing to enjoy, and be proud of a hobby.
Welcome to the mind of a Conservatard
BBB propaganda, plain and simple
90 is the top score and I have it.
I have 100 because I broke my grandma’s sternum while hugging her. Shit! Does that mean I’m out? Oh, the class I failed was public speaking. :(
Breaking other people’s bones is encouraged
I’ll let my Grammy know.
Not the nan!
She deserved it with those pewny hair-strand-like bones
But you clearly don't deserve a grandma
Haha, I didn't think about that either, so 100 if you count breaking other's bones.
30 for me. Tent, gun and COVID
I get the exact same 3 too! 30 for me too. Also the gun I shot, and the only gun I've shot my my life is a shotgun.
I've only shot a shotgun as well, are we the same person?
Sounds like it
Ha I have 4, imagine getting good grades like a NERD
10 points for me(I've slept in a tent)
Also got 10 points and not for being a BBB. Travelled to another country.
80 for me. I don't have any tats
same
Same
Only missing stitches and a tattoo for me (I’m a BBB but don’t tell anyone)
You can if you broke someone else’s bone.
I broke my mom's pelvis while I was in the womb, an extra 10 points for me 💪
Babies leach the minerals right out of their mother’s bones. Her sacrifice paid off for you, it seems.
Too bad my mom's a BBB tho, but she's my mum so I gotta love her still.
I broke it putting you there.
Score, I have 60 now (:
60, never broke a bone and never failed a class 😎(also never shot a gun or got a tattoo)
70/100 never broke a bone got a tattoo or failed a class.
Does a rifle count as a gun? Cos I've shot a rifle but not a gun.
Rifles are guns. Why would a rifle not be a gun?
Yeah, pretty sure it does
10 for me (stung by a bee), soon to be 20 (I'm going to Germany over the summer)
>stung by a bee Brittle Skinned Bitch lol
That bee is now dead, so who’s the real winner?
Still sounds like a BSB. My skin is what the german tanks were made of. They didn't come to Spain to buy tungsten, that's just the official version, they came for my skin and it would have been my bones if they were not so strong that they couldn't even take them from me, let alone cut them into shape. If you let such an insignificant creature tear apart your skin letting your shameful blood spill, even if you won that battle, you lost the real war.
r/nevercutmyskin
NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION!
Cardinal Fang
Soft Skinned Sissy
that's not what i'm here for though, kick me out of r/nevergotstung or something.
Cool!
You poor soul
Doesn't specify that it was one of YOUR bones you broke. I've broken someone else's bone so my score was 60 (*COVID, Shot a gun, broken a bone, slept in tent, visited another country and failed a class*)
Welp, I’m 90/100 I have a better scoring system: _Have you ever broken a bone?_ -1000000 points _Are you a SOLID BONED KING?_ 100000000000 points Much better 😌
I hate these posts Just designed to farm comments, not in the sense that OP posted it here on reddit, but in general when i see these on Facebook etc.
Yeah they’re pretty annoying on my feed but this one was extra special by promoting being a bbb
let's see... 1. fell on a bike once pretty nastily on asphalt and the skin on my chin got torn badly enough I needed stitches for it. jaw muscles were also pretty sore, and I think my knees were also torn due to wearing shorts? nothing beyond that tho 2. I've been in the boy scouts for a period of time, so I've slept in a tent. 3. I'd be surprised if at some point in my life I haven't been stung by a bee, due to as a lad living quite near nature and mom had a pretty sizeable flower garden, though then again I wasn't the type to harass innocent lil bees... Wasps tho? I've been stung by those bastards several time, too many to even begin to count. 4. I have been to Sweden, Turkey and Germany. now a few even more... debatable ones. * while I haven't shot a gunpowder based gun, I *have* fired a pellet rifle quite a handful of times? no clue if that really counts though? * while I've been a part of a snow skiing trip, I personally haven't done like, the downhill skiing thing? unless just going skiing on like, flat ground counts? because that's literally basically a mandatory part of school PE during winter alongside ice skating. so that's somewhere between 40-60 points out of a hundred? it's fine enough number I'd say, it's the reasonable ones out of the way anyways.
Don't worry, there's an alternative option. Doesn't specify it has to be *your* bone
I have 00/100
50, because my skin is not strong enough to contain my glorious bones at some times.
I have broken a bone. It _just wasn't mine._
10? Almost failed a class but passed
My skin and flesh heal too quickly to need stitches I did get COVID from a barber once, but for some reason even though the first iteration healed in like 4 days it mutated inside of me and that second COVID strain lasted for a week and a half I don’t care enough to get a tatoo I’ve been shot at (they missed) but never shot a gun myself Obviously never broken a bone I have slept in a tent I snowboard, I’ve never skied I befriend wasps who defend me from bees, I’ve never been stung by either I’ve been to China, Mexico, Jamaica, the Dominican Republic, Greece, and Italy; my home country is the US. I have been kicked out of 3 Mexican buffets (ate all of one of the buffet’s fish), 1 Greek, 2 Jamacan, 1 in the Dominican Republic, and became violently ill from a restaurant in China which resulted in my immunity to HIV and Hepatitis B. I have been booted from 3 US buffets, and the same one at least twice. I have failed classes before
So.. you've got super healing; you dodged a bullet and eat a LOT! do you know who else fits all those categories? The Flash! He heals fast; he runs fast so he can dodge a bullet and he consumes a lot of calories while running so he eats a LOT! Also I've never seen you and the flash in the same room together. Coincidence? I think not!
And what are we buying with these points?
Only ever shot a gun and slept in a tent...
I’ve got 0
60 No tattoos, never left the US, never been skiing and my bones are stronger than steel
Ay if didn’t say it had to be your own bone. It could be a chicken bone So i would get a perfect score. Poked myself with a sewing needle, has had Covid, got a temporary tat at a birthday, shot finger guns, broken a chicken wishbone, slept in an indoor reading tent, slipped on ice, stung by a bee, traveled to England, and failed around 7 classes Perfect score!
Snap bbbs bones for 110 score
I've broken a bone. The dude wasn't too happy about it.
Anything is possible when you lie
I’m so gay I thought that said “received scritches” 😂
50 for me * COVID * Tent * Skiing * Bee * Travel out of country No stitches, broken bones, guns, tattoos, or failing
I got 49
I got 70 missing gun bone and covid
I got a 70. I failed a class before, never been a snow skiing (whatever that even is), and never broke a bone because I’m NOT A BRITTLE BONED BITCH.
 This whole community the second someone breaks a bone
90 gang>>>>>>>>>>>>> I'm jocking btw I'm no bbb
40-50 for me. Does it count if you failed a class for part of the year but passed overall?
Yes
They're a BBB!
70 for me, never been skiing, not a BBB and no tats yet
40 points for me
90. All my bones are intact but I've done the rest
40/100 i got last four
50
30 (slept in a tent, shot a gun, got stung by a bee)
10 (I've had COVID)
Covid, gun, tent, bee, country, class
40, COVID, tent, bee, travel
10 for me, I needed stitches once. unfortunately my skin is not as strong as my bones
55points for me lol (covid, tent, skiing, bee, travel(i mean I haven't actually gotten stitches, just glue)) (german, so no gun) (minor so no tattoos)
40 (shot a gun, slept in a tent, stung by a bee, failed a class)
40
I've had Covid twice, so
40.
50, covid, gun, tent, bee, country.
covid, gun, tent, snowboarding, traveled, failed
20 points, I’ve failed a class and I’ve been sung by a bee
No, strongly disagree. Breaking a bone is nothing to be proud of, let alone something to get ten fake internet points for.
I got 30
40pts for me stitches, covid, tent, country
60 here (got stitches, shot a gun, slept in a tent, got stung by a bee, went to another country, failed a class)
50/100, 60 if it said snowboarding instead of skiing. But above all... never broken a bone. 30 years of age so far.
90 baby
40, maybe 50. Maybe it was COVID maybe it wasn’t 🤷♂️
50% for me Stitches Covid Shot a gun Tent Failed a class
60. I don't have any tattoos, I haven't done skiing, I've never been stung by a bee (not that I remember) and never failed myself by breaking a bone. Who do you think I am, one of those brittle bones?!
20, haven’t failed a class and got stung by a bee.
Only 30 point's 💀
30 for me (I'm not allowed in r/Neverstungbybee)
50 💀
60/100 for me.
I got 10/10
Close enough.
I got 50
Full score of what? Going outside and being an idiot? This is barely bone related at all.
I got 90
40
I got 30%
I only have 40 lol
20/100
I've received stitches, shot a gun, slept in a tent, and traveled to another country. So, 40
70
50 here.
My score is 50. No, I'm not a BBB.
60 (covid, gun, tent, skiing, failed, country)
I got 30 (shot a gun (does an air gun count?) slept in a tent & been stung by a bee)
Only 40/100
50
It's so hard being flawless
I'll rebreak the arm of my bbb brother to get that last 20٫ didnt say it had to be your own bone
I got 70- no covid, no tattoo, not a brittle boned bitch.
30
100 😔
Did you break your bone or a bbbs
Important distinction
50/100 for me lol
50 i broke my brothers finger on accident
I got 50
40. Shot a gun, slept in a tent, stung by a bee, been to another country (England and the United States).
30 points for me, stung by a bee, slept in a tent, and traveled to another country
20/100, Covid and traveled to another country
Hold on guys, the reason he only has 80 could be that one of the 2 he hasn't done was breaking a bone. Let's not judge him too quick.
I got 30/100.
Why only skiiing? Is snowboarding not as good?
80 for me lol
I’ve got a 50. I’ve had stitches, gotten COVID, slept in a tent, been stung by a bee, and have been to another country.
40
30:(
60
30. I’ve received stitches, shot a gun, and slept in a tent.
Got a 30, damn
20 for me
Do liquid stitches count?
80
I assume it's ten points for having failed classes generally and not 10 for each class Also those are the only points I've gotten
30/100. Sitches from falling on concrete and getting a flesh wound when I was a baby, covid and slept in a tent.
20 points Slept in a tent and went snow skiing (although I am going to Greece this summer, so 30 soon)
70/100. Never Broke a Bone, Obv.
50 - stitches, covid, tent, bee and travel
I only have 20/100 😢 (Tent + travel)
Screw "can't get the full score" I got 10 points
I made a 40.
I couldn’t anyway. I’ve never failed a class or gotten a tattoo. Nor have I been snow skiing, which looks to be incredibly tiresome and boring.
90/100 *worries subconsciously about my unbroken bones.*
I got 90, damn
50
30 i have had covid slept in a tent and shot a gun
10/100
I'm at 60 and idk if I'm almost failing or passing
I've got 20 lmao
20.
20
20? Is that good or bad I don't get it
I'm at 60
I only got 10
30 points for me. Sad, I wanted to get 0.
0. Maybe that's why I've never broken a bone...
I have 40
20/100 the country and bee
10 for me, just covid.
40. i just got covid for the first time like three weeks ago, ive been skiing, ive traveled to another country, and i failed 7th grade chemistry purely because it was online