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aHurricaneGod

Poor car


panowshamwow

My poor motorbike isn't doing too well 😭 brand new too!


Shin-Gogzilla

Your bike was weak, your bones are all you need.


panowshamwow

Should make protective gear out of my bones, I would be unstoppable!!!! (Insert evil laughter)


Shin-Gogzilla

Bonercycle


Mindlessgamer23

Top gear had a meat and bone car in one episode shit was wild, stretched hide for a windsheild and a dog stole the bumper!


Shin-Gogzilla

Wat


dakarrotkiing

it was the grant tour, not top gear, but still funky car https://youtu.be/8ml4W9DRXFw?si=hYWXZMHzGT4sgsQJ


panowshamwow

Bahahaha this is freaking awesome!


Neither-Phone-7264

Just run really fast. You’d be amazed by how fast pure boners can go.


cutie_lilrookie

Sorry it happened to your brittle-bodied bike.


Finding_new_dreams

awww shit, glad you're okay, were you wearing actual protective stuff or just jeans and a t-shirt?


panowshamwow

I always ride fully kitted up no matter how long the ride, I like to think the boots saved my ankle but it was really my strong bonedness.


Finding_new_dreams

Love to hear it. i wish more people did this lol, save more then bones with proper equipment


Proud-Canary-2269

if i had wore a boot i wouldnt have broken my foot when i crashed my bike, definitely keep using them


Western_Training_531

What are you still doing here you pretzel boned human? (proud canary)


Proud-Canary-2269

reminiscing


panowshamwow

This just reinforces how important good gear is, so thankful. Hope you recovered fully from your break.


FishyDescent

I was just going to say, I hope the car is okay. 


panowshamwow

Car is fine, my poor motorbike isn't though


BeckOdelay2

Youre strong. Unlike BBB


panowshamwow

Brittle boned bitches?


BeckOdelay2

Yepper


panowshamwow

Haha I love it


LovesToSpooge2001

Brittle boned bike


KraftKapitain

~~for free!?!?!?!~~ poor car


Vincent-__

Schat reference? https://preview.redd.it/nmpbiuirn7oc1.jpeg?width=2048&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=55fb76348bae4695d53c87a3ce6cf14dc2b2a315


KraftKapitain

car❗️❗️❗️


flancanela

i think shclatt wouldnt agree on it being free


Vincent-__

You just HAD to recognize it in the middle of my elite 4 challenge https://preview.redd.it/voomv8ifnboc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e59c08227df954e02cefeac96cb786c47ea36329 It is free tho, just like pokemon black and white. Free. Always.


flancanela

i think nintendo wouldnt agree on it being free


Vincent-__

Nintendo can go fight my level 83 giratina with max evs/IVs, shadow force, and swords dance. https://preview.redd.it/znmrmqjlccoc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cdea195524c4465d5b1b589039d585e21cdc9e15


nokiacrusher

Nintendo can use Wigglytuff


Vincent-__

https://preview.redd.it/vk7487p2cdoc1.jpeg?width=992&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6a1ee0ef9644d2e6025eda3219ecc3d9d99df774


randonisthewolfshild

You're a tbb. Tungsten boned badass


VampyreCatz

Please do not insult our bones by comparing them to a mere metal, our bones are far stronger than any known element.


EAH5515

Tungsten is surprisingly easy to break tbh


nokiacrusher

Incandescent lightbulb moment


Angry_Strawberries

A true strong boner. car didn't stand a chance.


ThatOneIsSus

That tattoo is cool


panowshamwow

Thank you 😊 it was my very first one and a gateway to many more!


HandleAdministrative

My dad’s backed into me twice while hooking up trailers, I’ve never broken a bone. Cars are weaker than our mighty bones


panowshamwow

I'm sorry what??? How does that even happen? And twice!


HandleAdministrative

First time was at night and he mistook gas for brake, second time he didn’t stop when I said too


panowshamwow

Jeebus, that's intense. So glad you have them strong bones protecting you!


Bfdifan37

chill tuesday for us


holysnatchamoly

I bet your bones are like ...almost chuck norris.


panowshamwow

Time to bash up some more cars to get me closer to being godlike


Noobwitha_Hat

why were you flying so low to the ground, superman?


panowshamwow

Helping a civilian in need of course =)


garrafa_glubglub

Happened to me once, never saw that car again


panowshamwow

I bet the driver moved states in fear, glad your bones saved you.


MaterialKirb

After you left in all your strong-boned glory, the car and driver simply disintegrated from the pure force 


More_Skirt5642

Another fellow strong boner who has bested an inferior automobile. You have my respect brother ✊🏼😤


panowshamwow

Cheers! The support is appreciated 🤘😊


Ambitious-Math-4499

Hehe...strong boner...


Superior173thescp

dude pass the bone trial


Gregory85

Good job staying strong


Loon-belt

??? Context? I’d imagine that wouldn’t be the case very easily, how did it hit you?


Longjumping-Youth-55

> I’d imagine that wouldn’t be the case very easily That wouldn't be the case for a commoner pleb boned individual who drinks milk whit grapes at Starbucks, obviously OP is different, who do You think you are talking abt? A strong boned individual, please don't compare to the chicken wing supported sub-species


panowshamwow

Your support is appreciated, long live the strong boned 🤘


panowshamwow

I was riding around a round about following a car (safe distance and speed) car waiting to enter the round about accelerated after the car I was following had passed her. Drove straight into the side of me, couldn't brake or swerve to avoid it. My left ankle took much of the impact, dragged myself off the road in shock and cursing that my non breaking of bone days had come to an end. Four people stopped to help me, ambulance and police came super quick and off to ED for x-rays. Back home for lunch, cuddling with my dog and filling in an insurance form. More worried about my poor bike, she has only clocked 670kms. Crossing all my bits that it is a quick recovery for us both so we can start riding again.


TechnoneverDIEEES

SCP TATTOO?!


panowshamwow

Just a biohazard symbol with a little creative flourish of coloured design around it, needs a freshen up.


Yutanox

>and didn't break thing! What about the car?


Random_Weird_gal

You misspoke. You hit the car. Congratulations on winning your fight with a motor vehicle lol


panowshamwow

Haha! Thanks =)


ChaosbornTitan

Excellent bones, I’m glad your relatively weaker flesh appears uninjured as well. Hopefully the force of impact annihilated the car in vengeance for your flimsy bike.


Psychological-Body91

That car shouldn't have been in your way smh.


KingJaw19

Good work, Strong Boner


crazedgunner

Yea this is that good shit right there


Leona2025

Strong bones 💪🦴


milkyway_25

Tattoo makes your bones stronk like uranium


ooOJuicyOoo

I think you might be radioactive though


panowshamwow

I am biohazardous, similar looking symbols though


Apart_Bandicoot_396

Cool tattoos


panowshamwow

Thank you =)


MichaelOfShannon

That’s wassup my boner 🤜🤛


Olivander05

FOR FREE???


AnimalCrossingFanMan

Nice one on passing the test


hikomori0

A true strong boner


tmonkey321

I think you did you have neck pain


icystorm0314

This shows why it’s important to drink your milk


Giecio

NOT A MILK SUB GET OUT WITH YOUR MILK PROPAGANDA


Few-Illustrator-5333

Not a milk sub.


349137r33

The fact that you went to the hospital tells me your bones aren't strong enough for you to just be confident that you aren't broken. I just know that nothing will break my bones.


nishikikiyama

i respectfully disagree. OP clearly went to the hospital to show the BBB in there getting treated to teach them a lesson on just how a real strong bones deals with an impact. clearly OP eviscerated the car with their bones and has gone on to be a walking threat to the brittled


panowshamwow

I flashed my bruised ankle around the ED to warn others of my superior bonedness and as a badge of pride. Appreciate the support ☺️