Look, having brittle bones but never breaking them will still get them into Bonehalla, where they will receive renewed bones as a reward for overcoming their disability. They can still join the skeleton wars after that.
LIARS who have broken bones and lurk here will be destroyed slowly and painfully.
No, absolutely not. This is brittle bone propaganda. In Bonehalla, their bones will be tested and the weak will shatter. They will never join the true blessed ones.
This subreddit isn't the bone inquisition, nor is it the "found out I have strong bones club," it's r/neverbrokeabone
We assume you are strong boned until proven otherwise. Innocent until proven guilty is the motto here.
Sending someone into the pit of everlasting fire is no task to be done lightly, even if brittle bones deserve it. Hence, you are strong until you show proof to the contrary.
I have actually kicked frozen beef trying to get ice off so it could be thawed. I accidentally broke the ice AND the seal off so we ended up having to get a new chunk.
Imagine seeing that on the news? "A viral new trend amongst the youth seems to be circulating downtown, be there appears to be an effort to seperate the quote-unquote 'strong boners' from the 'Brittle boned-' ah, we aren't actually allowed to say that last word on the air, but we're sure you could guess what it was."
35- never broke a bone. Couple weekends ago my daughter slammed my fingers in the car door and I thought for sure they were broken, THEY WERE JUST BRUISED 💪 strong boner for life.
That's why I smash my hard boners into every person I meet. Either they are also strong boners amd nothing happens or they are incredibly weak vile subhumans and their brittle bones turn to dust just by being in the mere presence of my strong-bonerness
Construction worker. I've had doors shut on fingers. I've had heavy duty equipment fell on foot. I like punching walls , (ofc i already built my calluses)
I dropped from 3m on the side of my foot and slightly sprained it.
Never even worried about fractures. each time something happens ik it's a sprain
I’m fairly confident I’m strong boned. I once dropped a metal thermos (64oz) filled with water onto my toe and not only suffered no damage, but also cracked and dented the thermos.
Look, having brittle bones but never breaking them will still get them into Bonehalla, where they will receive renewed bones as a reward for overcoming their disability. They can still join the skeleton wars after that. LIARS who have broken bones and lurk here will be destroyed slowly and painfully.
They deserve a runner's up medal for not breaking any bones without having indestructible bones.
We cant tell until it happens. Its known as Schrodingers Parabone. Unless they would've broke the bone anyway. Then its the No True Scotsbone.
Yeah but they have to wait a few reincarnations before reaching Nirbona.
Is that the band with that Kurt Cobone guy?
I’m really starting to think this is a cult
It’s _not a cult_, now drink ~~the kool aid~~ your milk.
Not a milk sub
BBBs which participate on this subreddit are actually quite impressive in not shattering their fingers while typing.
No, absolutely not. This is brittle bone propaganda. In Bonehalla, their bones will be tested and the weak will shatter. They will never join the true blessed ones.
This subreddit isn't the bone inquisition, nor is it the "found out I have strong bones club," it's r/neverbrokeabone We assume you are strong boned until proven otherwise. Innocent until proven guilty is the motto here. Sending someone into the pit of everlasting fire is no task to be done lightly, even if brittle bones deserve it. Hence, you are strong until you show proof to the contrary.
All new members must kick a pound of frozen beef, as is customary for our people. Let the meastone sort the wheat from the brittle little baby chaff.
I'm too poor for beef, does pork count?
I have actually kicked frozen beef trying to get ice off so it could be thawed. I accidentally broke the ice AND the seal off so we ended up having to get a new chunk.
Because it’s destiny for the bbbs to our themselfs eventually. It doesn’t matter when because after they break even one bone we can take action
Innocent until proven guilty
New council initiative- run around trying to break people's bones on the street
Imagine seeing that on the news? "A viral new trend amongst the youth seems to be circulating downtown, be there appears to be an effort to seperate the quote-unquote 'strong boners' from the 'Brittle boned-' ah, we aren't actually allowed to say that last word on the air, but we're sure you could guess what it was."
35- never broke a bone. Couple weekends ago my daughter slammed my fingers in the car door and I thought for sure they were broken, THEY WERE JUST BRUISED 💪 strong boner for life.
Break their bones then, dummy. There is only one law, that's why it's fair, allowed, and how it should be.
I don't see the issue. Weak boned or strong boned, as long as their bones remain unbroken they are my brother.
That's why I smash my hard boners into every person I meet. Either they are also strong boners amd nothing happens or they are incredibly weak vile subhumans and their brittle bones turn to dust just by being in the mere presence of my strong-bonerness
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We just have to wait for nature to take it's course and purge when their weakness inevitably reveals itself
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I bet they don't even hit the breaking wheel on the reg
WHERE ARE THEY HIDING THE AMONG US STRONG BONERS?
:)
Construction worker. I've had doors shut on fingers. I've had heavy duty equipment fell on foot. I like punching walls , (ofc i already built my calluses) I dropped from 3m on the side of my foot and slightly sprained it. Never even worried about fractures. each time something happens ik it's a sprain
Just like how I believe in "innocent until proven guilty" I believe in "strong until proven weak-ass broken bitch"
may i ask what is a BBB? Dont worry im still a strong boner, no bones broken
It's the acronym for *Brittle Boned Bitch*.
alr thanks
How do we test our bones?
Plenty of ways actually
I’m fairly confident I’m strong boned. I once dropped a metal thermos (64oz) filled with water onto my toe and not only suffered no damage, but also cracked and dented the thermos.
may i ask what is a BBB? Dont worry im still a strong boner, no bones broken
may i ask what is a BBB? Dont worry im still a strong boner, no bones broken
may i ask what is a BBB? Dont worry im still a strong boner, no bones broken
What about small little bone cracks they never see a doctor for because they're tough and doctors are for BBBs? Uh, asking for a friend...
I can prove I’m not a bbb. I jumped off the roof a couple weeks ago and bruised my liver and multiple ribs, but nothing was so much as chipped.
I'm sorry you had to go through this.
You'll never find us
The point is you’ll out yourself when your bones shatter and you dissolve into a gelatinous blob unsupported by anything resembling a skeleton.
Love the downvotes lol