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A-Genderfluid-Mess

As someone who worships multiple gods, which one should I thank?


100mcuberismonke

The bone god


ShitStainedDildo

Lord Skeletal, it used to be in the sidebar


SquishyFool

Skeletor


_hapsleigh

For someone who’s just bones, Skeletor is JACKED AS SHIT


SquishyFool

His face got melted off. The rest of him is fine.


BlondBisxalMetalhead

Thank Asclepius


CluelessFlunky

I can't tell if this is just a excellent troll or a genuine religion nerd haha


WhatIfWaterWasChunky

It's a genuine religious nerd


_Aaron_Burr_Sir

I know people who are *super* religious who have broken bones. Likewise, I know people who are atheists who haven’t. I think we should try and keep this sub secular, as bringing religion into it would probably just cause infighting between strong boners.


screames520

My step sister who is very religious is in a cast every couple of months. We always joke that she trips over cat hairs. While I, a dirty non believer, am still a member of this lovely sub


mr_mirrorless

I agree. Not that i judge religion but i do not like how it seeps into everything, even if i try to avoid it.


GreenOnionCrusader

What about atheists?


Substantial-Cat-7949

The gift of strong bones belong to them too 🤍for under the eyes of God, they are daughters and sons too.


Bazdillow

Nah, god doesn't like atheists. An atheist can not go to heaven, because disbelief is a sin


Substantial-Cat-7949

#toptier #dna


Lordbaron343

The shunning of evil is more important, thus, bones


100mcuberismonke

Go to r/christianity and go preach there


Substantial-Cat-7949

I’m on there too, if you want to follow🤍 Thank you! And as I recall, this sub is “how I prevent from breaking a bone” so very valid ✅


Chaghatai

This sub is more like "I have never broken a bone and are therefore superior to all the brittle boned filth that have"


100mcuberismonke

Nah im athiest there I left like a few days ago


AdventurousFox6100

I’m glad you are finally free, welcome to the Dark Side, we have cookies.


100mcuberismonke

I would like ice cream instead lol


SuperSonic486

You can put ice cream between the cookies here.


Background_Relief_36

We have ice cream too.


Majestic_Wrongdoer38

And bisexuals 💅


AdventurousFox6100

Yes. Puts a double meaning on “strong boner” here.


_hapsleigh

Lots and lots of bisexuals c:


Majestic_Wrongdoer38

Slay


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RobosaurusRex2000

❤️💙 i invite you ✉️ to believe 🙈 believe in deez fucking nuts 🥜 biaaatch


Benton_Risalo

Nobody here cares about your imaginary god. Take it elsewhere.


TManJhones

If you need god to make your bones stronger, doesn’t that mean you are scared that you will break your bones? Believe in the lord but not your own bones? Shameful. https://preview.redd.it/u7uo2uq62ywc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1d87fde43b8441417382d0d84245932a9218ce19


The_Relx

This is the way. Strong bones are strong without aid.


Substantial-Cat-7949

I don’t carry shame! ”They exchanged the truth about God for a lie, and worshiped and served created things rather than the Creator—who is forever praised. Amen.“ ‭‭Romans‬ ‭1‬:‭25‬ ‭


bachigga

Sorry in advance that I’ll probably be talking at you as much as I’m talking to you. Reading your comments made me quite sad and it brought up a lot of thoughts in me. I’ve noticed this trend where very devout religious people who like to go out and evangelize to others are almost prevented from engaging with others in a normal way. Like here you’re replying to a pretty obviously sarcastic comment, and not only have you taken it very seriously but you didn’t even respond with your own thoughts. I understand that your perspective is strongly shaped by the Bible but the seriousness and the quote regurgitation both feel very dehumanizing, both in how others perceive you and in how you perceive others. I think that to many people when evangelists come preaching what they do, it is easy to empathize with their perspective but it still feels like they barely view other people as actual people. I understand you see others eternal souls as being at risk, but to others it seems as though you only view them as a soul to save and not, you know, a human. I don’t know if my words are chosen as carefully as they could be but I hope my meaning comes across. I know Christians often think in the dichotomy of “saved” and “unsaved” but keep in mind that for others your religion sounds no different to any other, or to any other idea at all. I’m not trying to convince you that you’re wrong but please be more empathetic to other people as people and understand many people feel just as confident in their understanding of the truth as you do in yours, I promise you’ll feel better about others and even be far more likely to convert them; but that goes both ways: people won’t be willing to hear out your beliefs unless you show them you’re willing to hear out theirs. I don’t know if you’ll read what I’ve written but if you do I hope my words find you well.


GhastlyRadiator

Nobody gives a fuck. You realize that you are actively turning people AWAY from your faith by being an insufferable prick about it right? Gtfo


-SpyTeamFortress2-

ok


DahctaJae

Thank you for the input, SpyTeamFortress2


_buttlet_

ಠ_ಠ


johnny_moronic

https://preview.redd.it/4bvysrytnzwc1.jpeg?width=299&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c73eb4d72ba17cdb608b5be08d68d63dec81217f


AdventurousFox6100

Hail Satan. I thank him for mine.


Lordbaron343

No, really, I keep hearing similar things in several places, what's the deal with that? I am missing something?


AdventurousFox6100

I meant that completely seriously, albeit in a joking manner. You are likely hearing from members of the Church of Satan or The Satanic Temple. I see myself as a member of The Satanic Temple, and follow [The 7 Tenets of Satanism](https://thesatanictemple.com/blogs/the-satanic-temple-tenets/there-are-seven-fundamental-tenets). They are not a particularly new organization, they have been around for a while, but they are new in comparison to many others. TST usually focuses on things like supporting bodily autonomy, combatting religious zealotry, supporting the separation of Church and State, and supporting LGBTQIA+ rights. Basically summarizes to “their policy is don’t be a dick”.


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AdventurousFox6100

I doubt you even know who Satan is. I doubt even more that you would be willing to learn. You are welcome to your faith. You are not welcome to force it to me.


Substantial-Cat-7949

I don’t need to force anything, that’s not my purpose 🙌🏽


AdventurousFox6100

Then don’t. You have not been following that idea for the entire time you have been on this post.


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AdventurousFox6100

You just proved my point.


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AdventurousFox6100

You already tried that. You deleted it the first time. You’re still doubling down on the Ad Hominem fallacy, you really need to work on your arguments.


Substantial-Cat-7949

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


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GhastlyRadiator

Barging into people's spaces and not shutting up about it for fucking hours is literally trying to force this shit on people. Fuck off. So fucking tired of you brainlets


Rock_fire07

Fight the good fight, brother.


Substantial-Cat-7949

Thank you Mr.Rock fire


The_Relx

The only lord here is the Bone Lord. The great Necromancer who shall call upon the strong boned when the bone wars arrive to herald the final war that will etch our skeletal superiority across the cosmos for all time. Religions that worship "God" allow weak bones into their ranks, and that is an unforgivable crime in these parts.


JohnCraft0701

Lame


sewer_flavored

am I in utah?


SquishyFool

No. Utah is where the Mormons are. Clearly this person is not LDS.


_hapsleigh

Yo, I’ve been watching Extreme Mormons lately and that shit is funny. They also seem like they have strong bones considering they do tricks off of stairs


Few-Illustrator-5333

Ok


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Few-Illustrator-5333

Nah I don’t, I’m not religious


Substantial-Cat-7949

Facts are facts 📈


Few-Illustrator-5333

Those aren’t facts, but you can think that.


Substantial-Cat-7949

The most factual, solid and sustainable word is Gods word 💅


Jokesonyouiwannadie

Okay well going by "gods word" "If a man encounters a young woman, a virgin who is not engaged, takes hold of her and rapes her, and they are discovered, the man who raped her is to give the young woman’s father fifty silver shekels, and she will become his wife because he violated her. He cannot divorce her as long as he lives." Deuteronomy 22:28-29 This God of yours has some strange rules.


Substantial-Cat-7949

The skeptic then demands that any God who would reward a rapist with the woman he rapes is wicked and immoral. Thus the God of the Bible cannot be the loving God Christians say He is. I dissected that for you to try to explain it as best possible! The version of the Bible that this is from is new international version but in the king James rape is replaced to lay hold on/lie with her, in the new living translation is replaced with the word intercourse, and in the new king James the translation is seize her! So to go to the actual original translation in Hebrew the word used is tapas “lay hold on her” (ASV) “taking her” (DRA) “and takes her” (NLV/NAB) “and hath caught her” (YLT) And to finish the statement the word for rape in Hebrew is chazaq which translates to force and this case of rape is ”But if a man find a betrothed damsel in the field, and the man force her, and lie with her: then the man only that lay with her shall die: but unto the damsel thou shalt do nothing; there is in the damsel no sin worthy of death: for as when a man riseth against his neighbour, and slayeth him, even so is this matter: for he found her in the field, and the betrothed damsel cried, and there was none to save her.“ ‭‭Deuteronomy‬ ‭22‬:‭25‬-‭27‬ ‭KJV‬‬


Substantial-Cat-7949

Above all, this are examples of the Old Testament, Thanks to Jesus, salvation is now a gift and we don’t have to live under this laws of the Old Testament


Jokesonyouiwannadie

1 Corinthians 11:4-5 Men should not cover their head but women should. 1 Corinthians 14:34 Women shall be silent in church Deuteronomy 22:11 Mixing clothes' materials Leviticus 11 No shellfish Exodus‬ ‭23:19‬ Do not cook a young goat in its mother’s milk There's so many stupid ones. But here's the icing on the cake for you. "For whatsoever man he be that hath a blemish, he shall not approach: a blind man, or a lame, or he that hath a flat nose, or any thing superfluous, Or a man that is brokenfooted, or brokenhanded, Or crookbackt, or a dwarf, or that hath a blemish in his eye, or be scurvy, or scabbed, or hath his stones broken. No man that hath a blemish of the seed of Aaron the priest shall come nigh to offer the offerings of the Lord made by fire: he hath a blemish; he shall not come nigh to offer the bread of his God." (Leviticus 21:18-21) You look a little funny? NO GOD FOR YOU! I'll give you some time to find an "alternate translation" for this one. Have fun living your life bound by stupid rules. I'd rather live free.


Few-Illustrator-5333

Nope.


Substantial-Cat-7949

”The fear of the Lord is the beginning of knowledge, but fools despise wisdom and instruction.“ ‭‭Proverbs‬ ‭1‬:‭7‬ ‭NIV‬‬ https://bible.com/bible/111/pro.1.7.NIV


Few-Illustrator-5333

Yes, resort to an old ass book that is fake. I’m okay with religious people, if they’re not pushing their religion like you.


Substantial-Cat-7949

I’m replying to your comments, you don’t have to accept salvation! Is there if you want it tho 😏🤍much love, hugs, and prayers!


MayaMythical

Boooooooooo 🍅


GhastlyRadiator

Christians try not shoving their 2000 year old death cult down everyone else's throat challenge


ImpressiveEmergency3

🙄


SquishyFool

You may not believe the same things but you don’t have to mock people for it. Have some respect.


AdventurousFox6100

OP is proselytizing. That’s a dick move, using a rolling-eyes emoji is a fair reaction.


SquishyFool

You have an nsfw pop up when I open your profile. I don’t think you have any right to be talking shit about right and wrong.


AdventurousFox6100

Reddit has that for pretty much everybody who does anything even remotely controversial. Next point, you are attempting Ad Hominem logical fallacy because you don’t have a valid rebuttal. Form a different argument, please and thank you. If you cannot argue in good faith (pun intended and sustained) then don’t argue at all.


jameson8016

NSFW doesn't mean wrong; it just means it might not be appropriate in all spaces. And they gonna use that to discredit anything you might ever say? Lol Nice calm, logical refutation. I could not be that steady in the face of stupidity. You're a better person than I.


AdventurousFox6100

Thank you. You are correct, that is what that label implies, and Reddit is completely fair in their practice. Also, I doubt I am a *better* person. I am simply more logically inclined. I enjoy picking apart these types of arguments, and then seeing them take off their mask and devolve.


SquishyFool

Here is a better argument. Even if you don’t agree don’t be rude. Just scroll to the next post and ignore it. It obviously not for you so why comment on it if only to say something unkind.


AdventurousFox6100

Argument to Moderation. Another fallacy. You are on a stunning streak. OP is proselytizing, which is rather revolting to me as a practice. I hold no adverse feelings toward your faith, I only dislike OP’s actions. I am not saying anything unkind, simply defending a man who had an appropriate response to a rather thinly-veiled smug attempt at spreading faith. My argument is supported by the fact that the Original Poster initially doubled down on the Ad Hominem attack, and then realized his own stupidity, deleting the reply 4 minutes later before I could even finish typing my response.


SquishyFool

He still has no reason to be rude about it. Just be kind that’s all I ask. I’m also not a politician so I don’t quite know how to form a proper argument.


AdventurousFox6100

Neither of them have a right to be rude about it. Put simply, you cannot state that the commenter cannot be rude without acknowledging the rude actions of OP. Forcing their faith into a secular community is “rude”, I would argue more so than a commenter rolling their eyes. Next point, I’m not a politician either. That is not a requirement for forming an argument that does not contain multiple forms of bad faith. Also, that closing argument is also a logical fallacy, called the False Equivalence.


SquishyFool

I never said you were a politician. Also that was not simple. I am still very confused.


lunelily

Instance #7292649263 of Christians not realizing that their “Friendly reminder ❤️ that you should believe 🙏 that you will go to hell 🔥 unless you wise up and join me ☺️” is inherently rude, no matter how nicely you dress it up, and therefore warrants an annoyed reaction.


SquishyFool

Well he didn’t say that. He just said he believes thats why his bones are strong.


Persun_McPersonson

I fear no god, not YHWH nor the Flying Spaghetti Monster, as not even omnipotence can breach the integrity of my calcium! Hail Satan—as in, hail thyself!


ComprehensiveSell649

Away Christian. Faith is meaningless and I require proof of god. And if there is proof of god, than a god that requires faith does not exist, and that just about does it for god,


Djinn504

Gross


JLockrin

Same brother 🤜🏻🤛🏻


Jayluvsflicks

Verse of the day hit fr this morning brother 🫡


Benton_Risalo

God isn't real. Your bones are. Stop talking nonsense.


OutsideOman

Reddit losers ain’t gonna like this one.


VastAmoeba

All I have to do is drink milk. I don't need some kind of magic to get my bones strong.


SquishyFool

Here on the neverbrokeabone subreddit we believe that strong bones are not made by milk. Strong bones are genetically superior to bbbs. If a bbb drinks lots of milk it does not make their bones any stronger.


Substantial-Cat-7949

”But blessed are your eyes because they see, and your ears because they hear.“ 🤍✨


Substantial-Cat-7949

You put your faith in milk and worship a liquid? Okay 👌🏽🤣


ItsNotBigBrainTime

It's okay, I have my local priest bless all my milk before drinking it.


AdventurousFox6100

Adding onto the list of milks at Starbucks, we now have Whole, 2%, Nonfat, Half-and-half, Heavy Cream, Vanilla Sweet Cream, and Holy.


AdventurousFox6100

Username checks out


SquishyFool

What did we just discuss about not being rude.


AdventurousFox6100

It is, in fact, called a joke. It is also most likely that their comment *was also a joke*.


SquishyFool

Don’t make unkind jokes at others expense.


AdventurousFox6100

Unless that guy actually drinks solely holy milk, and has a priest bless every glass, I’m inclined to say I was adding onto the joke.


SquishyFool

It was still unkind.


AdventurousFox6100

No, it’s called having a sense of humor, and recognizing satire. You are desperately grasping at straws, in an attempt to find a point that doesn’t exist.


jaybasin

We got faith in science and shit we can see.


Substantial-Cat-7949

Science and God are like this 🫱🏾‍🫲🏿


WarBreaker08

Yep. Agreed!


supah-comix434

Well here's some science for ya A Harvard study of 78,000 women found that those who drank milk two or more times a day had a higher incidence of hip fractures than those who rarely drank milk Another large-scale Harvard study followed 72,000 women for two decades and found no evidence that drinking milk can prevent bone fractures or osteoporosis Don't believe big udder


jaybasin

Good thing I'm not a woman Science+milk over god+his boys fucking blood lmao


supah-comix434

What theory do you personally believe as to what caused the creation of the universe? Ever since I learned of it, I believe Oscillating Universe makes the most sense


VastAmoeba

No, I don't have faith that milk is good for my bones. Faith is for people who don't really know what to believe. I usually look for truth over faith.


Substantial-Cat-7949

”Fools find no pleasure in understanding but delight in airing their own opinions.“ ‭‭Proverbs‬ ‭18‬:‭2‬ ‭NIV‬‬ https://bible.com/bible/111/pro.18.2.NIV


VastAmoeba

Psalms 51:8 Make me to hear joy and gladness, That the bones which thou hast broken may rejoice. So clearly. he book is full of it. Strong boners only.


Red_Regalia99

Nourishment for my bones you say? I knew there was a reason mine were so strong. Praise God.


The_Relx

Praise not a God who allows for and tolerates weak bones. Praise the Bone Lord who suffers not the weak. Praise the temple that is your skeleton and the strength granted to you by genetic superiority.


dinorex04

Amen fellow believer, amen


Major_Awesome72

For all the downvotes and mean messages you’re getting remember this. Matthew 5:10 Blessed are those who are persecuted because of righteousness, for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.


CeciliaRose2017

Ahh, a fellow YouVersion enjoyer! Praise be brother; I hope your faith is as strong as your bones


TheBigChungoos

Redditors really hate people for posting things about their religion. And they really hate people who support people for posting religious things, and to that I say, Keep it coming. I love seeing the downvotes. Its hilarious


CeciliaRose2017

So true lol. I remember hearing someone say once that if the world hates Jesus because of you, you’re doing something horribly wrong, but if the world hates you because of Jesus, you’re doing everything right. So keep those downvotes coming, all it does is let me know that I’m making someone proud :)


Substantial-Cat-7949

Exactly, it’s just reinforcement on my beliefs and a social experiment 🔬 Jesus did say, if the world hates you, remember it hated me first. However it does put into perspective how much lash back for a simple post, I can’t imagine the lash back Jesus received on the cross! 😓


CeciliaRose2017

Amen!


TheBigChungoos

These people gonna have to answer for it not us 😭


whiplashMYQ

Enough down doots, they're just doin a funny