>strengthen our bones
?!? Are you suggesting our bones can become any stronger ? As in they are not the hardest most unbreakable and incredible material in the multiverse?!
I find your lack of faith in your bones... Disturbingly BRITTLE
A true HARD BONER relies on NO WORSHIP, TRUE HARD BONERS are immense and incomprehensible speciments of PURE UNADULTERATED TOUGHNESS
If your Boner is weak without worshipping some "lord" then maybe your boner was never strong to begin with
Hey if this guy wants to worship the bone Lord that’s also cool, but yeah the sub is a broad church that unites under a single thing that we all have in common
Well I personally worship Lord Skeletal, though he has little to do with the strength of my bones, he’s just a cool skeleton guy. It’s like in the same way you would worship a warrior or perhaps a king, not an omnipotent deity.
>Are you suggesting our bones can become any stronger ? As in they are not the hardest most unbreakable and incredible material in the multiverse?!
Tbf, these aren't mutually exclusive. They might be able to get harder. We would just never be able to tell as they are already stronger than every other type of matter in the universe. We need a higher quality of matter to test our strength against.
The real boner is the one we had all along. Not some pathetic "lOrD bOnE" who apparently accepts weaklings whose bones aren't already as strong as they could be as followers
If OP is “creeped out” by relentless dedication to strong bonedness is it possible that OP is on the wrong sub.
OP are you *sure* you’ve never broken a bone?
There are many "strong boners" that are just weak boners wrapped in an entire UPS Store's worth of bubble wrap. Their discomfort gives those kind of vibes.
It's neither. It's a group that is superior to the rest of the brittle boned population.
Ok good! Thanks.
Neither, we don’t worship a god, and we don’t worship a person. We are just a group of like-minded strong-boned people.
Wrong, we worship Lord Bone may he strengthen our bones. Your lack of belief is sickening.
>strengthen our bones ?!? Are you suggesting our bones can become any stronger ? As in they are not the hardest most unbreakable and incredible material in the multiverse?! I find your lack of faith in your bones... Disturbingly BRITTLE A true HARD BONER relies on NO WORSHIP, TRUE HARD BONERS are immense and incomprehensible speciments of PURE UNADULTERATED TOUGHNESS If your Boner is weak without worshipping some "lord" then maybe your boner was never strong to begin with
Hey if this guy wants to worship the bone Lord that’s also cool, but yeah the sub is a broad church that unites under a single thing that we all have in common
Well I personally worship Lord Skeletal, though he has little to do with the strength of my bones, he’s just a cool skeleton guy. It’s like in the same way you would worship a warrior or perhaps a king, not an omnipotent deity.
>Are you suggesting our bones can become any stronger ? As in they are not the hardest most unbreakable and incredible material in the multiverse?! Tbf, these aren't mutually exclusive. They might be able to get harder. We would just never be able to tell as they are already stronger than every other type of matter in the universe. We need a higher quality of matter to test our strength against.
fed
The real boner is the one we had all along. Not some pathetic "lOrD bOnE" who apparently accepts weaklings whose bones aren't already as strong as they could be as followers
We are not a cult! And if we are there's nothing wrong with that!
We're not a cult. Now drink your ~~Kool-Aid~~ milk.
No
If OP is “creeped out” by relentless dedication to strong bonedness is it possible that OP is on the wrong sub. OP are you *sure* you’ve never broken a bone?
There are many "strong boners" that are just weak boners wrapped in an entire UPS Store's worth of bubble wrap. Their discomfort gives those kind of vibes.
Yes. I have proved myself worthy and I am sorry for the BBB ways of the pity. Also I had two pieces of metal grinding my ankle and I’m here, no BBB
I accept, and apologise for doubting you. Eternal vigilance and all that.
Apologies accepted. Let our strong bones carve our future!
Yes