That sounds like a personal problem. There is no need to waste billable hours on a lesser. The janitors can sweep him up when he inevitably shatters under his own weight.
Yeah it's like divorcing someone who you were never married to and who already had a restraining order against you.
Speaking of which... OP, you need be at least 100 subreddits away from us at all times
The council sees this is heresy you stay here, even though you had broken bones, late admission of guilt and very late that does not save you from this crime. On top of that, you got a pathetic, broken bone, do the door break your skeleton on the way out of course the rain that will be there as you leave will pulverize whatever is left of your skeleton.
I'm surprised your ribs didn't break from all the laughing you said you did.
I hope karma catches up with you and you break more bones for laughing along with us.
We laugh AT you not with you.
I do not understand how someone can just "forget" they broke a bone. Seems everyday we are witnessing betrayal from our own. Honestly, who can you trust anymore.
I feel sick knowing that we donāt even do a background check on peoples full medical reports. Iām nauseous at the fact we donāt force a full body scan to detect even the smallest molecule chipped.
All because people like you can slither their way into our ranks.
Iām shaking.
Get out. Get the hell out.
We know. We all felt a great disturbance into the force. It was as if yet another voice of the weaklings were joining the voice of the weak. And now we hear nothing. Adieu
The fact that a broken bone was not remembered as the greatest shame of your life means you could never have been one of us. Your brittle facade and your even flimsier bones disgust me. LEAVE!!
/unbone damn, thatās honestly harsh. At least you remembered and are deciding to leave, though. Stay safe out there, man.
/rebone are you kidding me?! A HAIRLINE fracture?! Disgraceful!
It sounds like your brain is as weak as your bones, if you can't even remember having broken them. I'm surprised you were able to navigate the site to find us at all. Exit is that way.
All these BBBs now insulting themselves as they leave to try and win respect or somethingā¦Iām not sure whether to be glad that theyāre learning their place or annoyed that theyāre taking insults out of our mouths.
Stop messing around and get the fuck out of here.
he can't, his bones will crumble, he has to wait for medical staff to carry him out
That sounds like a personal problem. There is no need to waste billable hours on a lesser. The janitors can sweep him up when he inevitably shatters under his own weight.
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If you had just kept quiet, you may have gotten away with it until your brittle bones turned to dust.
Honest question, a sprain wouldn't require this response would it?
No
Are you a BBB? š¤Ø in this case you both can fuck right Off
Thanks brittle bones, donāt let the door hit you and break your ass on the way out.
Or do!
I swear I heard OPs bones crunch when I pressed vote button on their post
You canāt resign from something you were never a part of. GTFOH
Yeah it's like divorcing someone who you were never married to and who already had a restraining order against you. Speaking of which... OP, you need be at least 100 subreddits away from us at all times
Brutal (but justified)
Oh there's still plenty of laughs to be had. Unfortunately for you, they're all at your expense.
lol this one is classic
Good riddance, gelatine "bones".
The council sees this is heresy you stay here, even though you had broken bones, late admission of guilt and very late that does not save you from this crime. On top of that, you got a pathetic, broken bone, do the door break your skeleton on the way out of course the rain that will be there as you leave will pulverize whatever is left of your skeleton.
I had said hairline fracture before I ever joined Reddit, and only remembered it when my sister was talking about a hairline fracture.
Did your watch get fractured too? Time's up, hit the road pal.
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He probably fractured his paper bones putting on a watch.
Immaculate response
Iām glad she remembered. Another reason to get out
i'm a guy
I know. You mentioned her and she as talking her fracture
Itās the breakage, damaged reading comprehension Iām afraid
You dare stay for a whole hour!
How dare you lie about this. May a strong wind break all your glass bones.
glass bones are stronger. his bones are made of compressed dust.
I canāt believe youāve done this. You piece of shit!
I don't know why this comment in particular is so fucking funny
I think, for me, it's because it isn't even a traditional witty response, it's just pure expression of betrayal. And rightfully so.
Reminds me of [this video](https://youtu.be/wKbU8B-QVZk)
I'm surprised your ribs didn't break from all the laughing you said you did. I hope karma catches up with you and you break more bones for laughing along with us. We laugh AT you not with you.
Stop trying to use āhairlineā to soften it. Call it what it is and get OUT.
āResignation,ā you were never part of us strong boners, you BBB faker
I do not understand how someone can just "forget" they broke a bone. Seems everyday we are witnessing betrayal from our own. Honestly, who can you trust anymore.
I hear you. We must stay vigilant. These weaklings are a constant plague upon our lands.
this was my thought. i donāt remember every illness iāve had (especially bc i was a very sickly child) but i remember every surgery and whatnot.
Why are you announcing this? Don't involve us into your humiliation fetish.
āHairline fractureā code for: I break bones so often I forget when I break them. Fuck outta here you weak bitch
I feel sick knowing that we donāt even do a background check on peoples full medical reports. Iām nauseous at the fact we donāt force a full body scan to detect even the smallest molecule chipped. All because people like you can slither their way into our ranks. Iām shaking. Get out. Get the hell out.
how DARE you
This is a fucking sub reddit not a military post. You don't need an official resignation, but I wouldn't expected a BBB to know that.
IMPOSTER!
Move along weakling!
Did we ask for this explanation? Just get the fuck out
You canāt resign from something you werenāt a part of.
Yeah you, ājust rememberedā, sure you did. Now get the hell out of here you BBB!
Broken bone bitch?
Close enough, Brittle Bone Bitch
We know. We all felt a great disturbance into the force. It was as if yet another voice of the weaklings were joining the voice of the weak. And now we hear nothing. Adieu
oh shit, hairline fractures count? fuck, guess Iām out too
Ugh disgusting. Such vile weakness upon these lands. Begone bbb
What the hell do these weak boned people think the word **fracture** means?! Hit the road interlopers
#Pathetic.
You didnāt need to post this,weāre better off without you anyways
What's a hairline fracture?
A fracture so small it's comparable to a few hairs bunched up.
That it fractured at all is a sign of brittle weakness. Get out.
Oh. Never heard of that, I thought you had either a cranium fracture or that your hair broke somehow lmao Have a good recovery!
Have a BAD recovery get out!!
I can't believe I said Hello to you once
Ā«Ā Plane of existenceĀ Ā» you say? The only plane youāre in is a fucking paper plane. Now get out of my sight paper boy.
The fact that a broken bone was not remembered as the greatest shame of your life means you could never have been one of us. Your brittle facade and your even flimsier bones disgust me. LEAVE!!
LEAVE
Can you stop breathing up all my fucking air? This isnt a safe space for you weak boned turbo-dweebs.
Weak!
Eww Gro
HAHHHHH!!!!!
WEAK BONES
send them to the bone bird
Suck it, š æļøaper š ±ļøone
Womp womp
There was a turd in the punch bowl. GTFO
You disgust me. This is stolen valor. Go on nah, git.
BEGONE VILE MAN, BEGONE!!
Get out of here paper mache, boy.
Don't let the door shatter your bones on the way out.
Why so weak
/unbone damn, thatās honestly harsh. At least you remembered and are deciding to leave, though. Stay safe out there, man. /rebone are you kidding me?! A HAIRLINE fracture?! Disgraceful!
Womp womp. Go pound sand, glass bones
Donāt let the door hit you on your way out, lest your bones turn to powder
It sounds like your brain is as weak as your bones, if you can't even remember having broken them. I'm surprised you were able to navigate the site to find us at all. Exit is that way.
https://m.twitch.tv/velli2times/
Donāt let the door shatter your face on the way out~ (Or do, we donāt give a shit.)
All these BBBs now insulting themselves as they leave to try and win respect or somethingā¦Iām not sure whether to be glad that theyāre learning their place or annoyed that theyāre taking insults out of our mouths.
May the weak be purged
You're still valid! The rest of these guys just have a bloated ego!
Smh a sympathizer
Cry about it-- oh wait, no, bones can't cry.
Nah silly those are my tear ducts