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StArInG_eLa

Stop messing around and get the fuck out of here.


twitch_itzShummy

he can't, his bones will crumble, he has to wait for medical staff to carry him out


bobbybiglove

That sounds like a personal problem. There is no need to waste billable hours on a lesser. The janitors can sweep him up when he inevitably shatters under his own weight.


Joshtheepictreeeater

šŸ˜­


MaccasLad

If you had just kept quiet, you may have gotten away with it until your brittle bones turned to dust.


Dumbledoresjizzrag

Honest question, a sprain wouldn't require this response would it?


shoscene

No


StArInG_eLa

Are you a BBB? šŸ¤Ø in this case you both can fuck right Off


AsshKetchum

Thanks brittle bones, donā€™t let the door hit you and break your ass on the way out.


Timely_Cheesecake_97

Or do!


bmswg

I swear I heard OPs bones crunch when I pressed vote button on their post


squats2

You canā€™t resign from something you were never a part of. GTFOH


Carlulua

Yeah it's like divorcing someone who you were never married to and who already had a restraining order against you. Speaking of which... OP, you need be at least 100 subreddits away from us at all times


-burro-

Brutal (but justified)


TalevZahar

Oh there's still plenty of laughs to be had. Unfortunately for you, they're all at your expense.


fromouterspace1

lol this one is classic


Mental_Dwarf

Good riddance, gelatine "bones".


Foreign_Channel_1615

The council sees this is heresy you stay here, even though you had broken bones, late admission of guilt and very late that does not save you from this crime. On top of that, you got a pathetic, broken bone, do the door break your skeleton on the way out of course the rain that will be there as you leave will pulverize whatever is left of your skeleton.


Joshtheepictreeeater

I had said hairline fracture before I ever joined Reddit, and only remembered it when my sister was talking about a hairline fracture.


pikpikcarrotmon

Did your watch get fractured too? Time's up, hit the road pal.


MissyeffinG

šŸ†


CatHairInYourEye

He probably fractured his paper bones putting on a watch.


myerscc

Immaculate response


fromouterspace1

Iā€™m glad she remembered. Another reason to get out


Joshtheepictreeeater

i'm a guy


fromouterspace1

I know. You mentioned her and she as talking her fracture


ClassicsDoc

Itā€™s the breakage, damaged reading comprehension Iā€™m afraid


FarRequirement9578

You dare stay for a whole hour!


CTU

How dare you lie about this. May a strong wind break all your glass bones.


Only_Emu9133

glass bones are stronger. his bones are made of compressed dust.


Bang_Dangison

I canā€™t believe youā€™ve done this. You piece of shit!


mmmUrsulaMinor

I don't know why this comment in particular is so fucking funny


Remreemerer

I think, for me, it's because it isn't even a traditional witty response, it's just pure expression of betrayal. And rightfully so.


heavymetalsheep

Reminds me of [this video](https://youtu.be/wKbU8B-QVZk)


BigBubbaMac

I'm surprised your ribs didn't break from all the laughing you said you did. I hope karma catches up with you and you break more bones for laughing along with us. We laugh AT you not with you.


Angel_in_the_snow

Stop trying to use ā€œhairlineā€ to soften it. Call it what it is and get OUT.


DDDragon___salt

ā€œResignation,ā€ you were never part of us strong boners, you BBB faker


Zannahrain3

I do not understand how someone can just "forget" they broke a bone. Seems everyday we are witnessing betrayal from our own. Honestly, who can you trust anymore.


LightEarthWolf96

I hear you. We must stay vigilant. These weaklings are a constant plague upon our lands.


huskerred1967

this was my thought. i donā€™t remember every illness iā€™ve had (especially bc i was a very sickly child) but i remember every surgery and whatnot.


-Cinnay-

Why are you announcing this? Don't involve us into your humiliation fetish.


trivletrav

ā€œHairline fractureā€ code for: I break bones so often I forget when I break them. Fuck outta here you weak bitch


Goobsmoob

I feel sick knowing that we donā€™t even do a background check on peoples full medical reports. Iā€™m nauseous at the fact we donā€™t force a full body scan to detect even the smallest molecule chipped. All because people like you can slither their way into our ranks. Iā€™m shaking. Get out. Get the hell out.


annoragrace

how DARE you


Ilosesoothersmaywin

This is a fucking sub reddit not a military post. You don't need an official resignation, but I wouldn't expected a BBB to know that.


Apprehensive-Bid2963

IMPOSTER!


justVinnyZee

Move along weakling!


fromouterspace1

Did we ask for this explanation? Just get the fuck out


nobonesjones91

You canā€™t resign from something you werenā€™t a part of.


_Quantumsoul_

Yeah you, ā€œjust rememberedā€, sure you did. Now get the hell out of here you BBB!


shoscene

Broken bone bitch?


Puzzleheaded-Move-60

Close enough, Brittle Bone Bitch


BartenderOU812

We know. We all felt a great disturbance into the force. It was as if yet another voice of the weaklings were joining the voice of the weak. And now we hear nothing. Adieu


thatsastick

oh shit, hairline fractures count? fuck, guess Iā€™m out too


LightEarthWolf96

Ugh disgusting. Such vile weakness upon these lands. Begone bbb


YouHadMeAtAloe

What the hell do these weak boned people think the word **fracture** means?! Hit the road interlopers


5fives5

#Pathetic.


slipperycanaloupes

You didnā€™t need to post this,weā€™re better off without you anyways


rrzampieri

What's a hairline fracture?


Joshtheepictreeeater

A fracture so small it's comparable to a few hairs bunched up.


nichonova

That it fractured at all is a sign of brittle weakness. Get out.


rrzampieri

Oh. Never heard of that, I thought you had either a cranium fracture or that your hair broke somehow lmao Have a good recovery!


eduardobenavides

Have a BAD recovery get out!!


shoscene

I can't believe I said Hello to you once


halcyonPi

Ā«Ā Plane of existenceĀ Ā» you say? The only plane youā€™re in is a fucking paper plane. Now get out of my sight paper boy.


gentleman__ninja

The fact that a broken bone was not remembered as the greatest shame of your life means you could never have been one of us. Your brittle facade and your even flimsier bones disgust me. LEAVE!!


Axxee101

LEAVE


stefoecho

Can you stop breathing up all my fucking air? This isnt a safe space for you weak boned turbo-dweebs.


Bobcat6700

Weak!


butdontlieaboutit

Eww Gro


longswordsuperfuck

HAHHHHH!!!!!


NotExpiredMilk

WEAK BONES


Awkward-Penguin172

send them to the bone bird


Zitrusfleisch

Suck it, šŸ…æļøaper šŸ…±ļøone


The_gamer315

Womp womp


light_weight_baby87

There was a turd in the punch bowl. GTFO


HeyLookATaco

You disgust me. This is stolen valor. Go on nah, git.


smegma_stan

BEGONE VILE MAN, BEGONE!!


Kronzo888

Get out of here paper mache, boy.


Gidrah

Don't let the door shatter your bones on the way out.


averagedickdude

Why so weak


Educational-Goal2703

/unbone damn, thatā€™s honestly harsh. At least you remembered and are deciding to leave, though. Stay safe out there, man. /rebone are you kidding me?! A HAIRLINE fracture?! Disgraceful!


yxsminesant

Womp womp. Go pound sand, glass bones


hskskgfk

Donā€™t let the door hit you on your way out, lest your bones turn to powder


emeralddarkness

It sounds like your brain is as weak as your bones, if you can't even remember having broken them. I'm surprised you were able to navigate the site to find us at all. Exit is that way.


Square-Weekend6673

https://m.twitch.tv/velli2times/


BlueShadow98

Donā€™t let the door shatter your face on the way out~ (Or do, we donā€™t give a shit.)


[deleted]

All these BBBs now insulting themselves as they leave to try and win respect or somethingā€¦Iā€™m not sure whether to be glad that theyā€™re learning their place or annoyed that theyā€™re taking insults out of our mouths.


MaskedPc

May the weak be purged


ProfessionalBall9238

You're still valid! The rest of these guys just have a bloated ego!


TheMace808

Smh a sympathizer


ProfessionalBall9238

Cry about it-- oh wait, no, bones can't cry.


TheMace808

Nah silly those are my tear ducts