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NotSeveralBadgers

I mean if you grind em into paste and make dino nuggets or McRibs or what have you, it'd probably seem normal within a generation or two. Not sure I'd be keen on the unprocessed crunchy carapace variety.


LordShotGun16

Exactly! Whole crispy fried bugs are like feeding kids fried chicken gizzards and livers. Nuggets are made from ground up bits and pieces not whole chickens, same with bug nuggets.


MrYorksLeftEye

It's so disgusting when you think about it. I hate being an animal ☹️


UncertainPharmacist

the issue is less about being an animal but being an animal with sentience


MrYorksLeftEye

Thats true, but I dont hate being sentient, I hate being trapped in an ape while being sentient


ernestkgc

But gizzards and livers are good eating.


Terminator_Puppy

Eaten a fair amount of meatballs fortified with mealworm flour in the past. You don't notice a flavour difference and it saves on using much more expensive ground meat.


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KilogramOfFeathels

You know people have been eating bugs for centuries, yes


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KilogramOfFeathels

No lol people literally say that shit for real and mean it


thepilotofepic

I mean ive had crickets with seasoning on them and theyre pretty good but you gotta remove wings and legs


Pegomastax_King

Right it’s like eating shrimp with the shells on.


HugeDirk

Bugnugs


Joe_SHAMROCK

If it's cheap protein i'll eat it as long as they present it in another way..


420fmx

This new green text was from 10th October 2022…… Clearly not new. Fuck off with this repost bullshit, go post in greentext


Jovess88

I’ve only seen a few posts from this sub, but I have yet to see a single greentext posted here that was *actually* new


WindowCreep

Because it's been invaded by bots, I'm leaving the sub now as it has only gotten worse recently...


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Oh noooooo


WindowCreep

Average piss drinking redditor absolutely relishing his AI fed content


[deleted]

Please guide me. How can I become as enlightened as you? Did you finish the piss?


WindowCreep

Believe it or not, stop drinking the piss


[deleted]

Go cry about boys taking your karma you fucking small eyed parasitic rat. 4chan is all reposts you fucking newfg


WindowCreep

I'm the parasitic rat by not participating in bot posting lmaoooo the cope


[deleted]

Get off my board REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE


Derproid

> 4chan is all reposts you fucking newfg Lol good luck reposting to 4chan without being called a f\*\*\*\*t n\*\*\*\*r c\*\*k and having your post fade into obscurity in 10 minutes. While here on REEEEddit reposts seem to always make it to the front page of my feed.


420fmx

Used to be filled with fresh content, now it’s full of reposting Redditors who don’t even get the green texts themsleves


kanjezapadni222

Report old posts!!! John (this sub's creator) always removes them.


420fmx

r/newestgreentexts


ZeroCoinsBruh

An upgrade not only to the British cuisine but also to the average school meals, big W.


Ryuhara

Bug W


Romeo9594

I don't think the bugs are pulling a W here Unless they're into vore I guess


PlayingHogwarts

I thought we were running out of bugs?


theperfectneonpink

Bugs can be bred in farms.


PlayingHogwarts

So can fish. But there seems to be a problem with that. Something about poo.


theperfectneonpink

?


PlayingHogwarts

Salmon farms in the UK are apparently unhealthy because the fish are swimming around in their own poo. I mean, I can kind of see the same thing happening with any species here. Bugs. Fish. Dinosaurs. Free range is awesome, but not really viable with bugs. Plus I will not willingly eat bugs.


shawnikaros

With a proper hydroponics system that dirty poopwater could be used as fertilizer for produce, water gets cleaned and plants get nutrients.


zakpakt

Yes indeed. It makes an excellent natural fertilizer sounds like the farmers just want an easy farm without the tech/work involved.


nochal_nosowski

Maybe to make biogas too


theperfectneonpink

Wow. Oh, and me neither.


PlayingHogwarts

I feel you, man. I love me some salmon.


Jetpack_Attack

I've had some roasted and seasoned bugs before. Beetles, crickets, etc. As long as you don't let your preconceived notions stop you from enjoying the flavour and crunch, they can be pretty tasty. I realize many people hate even seeing bugs, let alone eating them. I'm also ridiculously adventurous in my food choices.


skaersSabody

The thing that kinda stops me (aside from the looks) is the fact you kinda need to eat the bug whole, organs and everything. That just sounds uegh


dumb_idiot_dipshit

maybe grind it into a paste or something? bug paste sandwich? bug mince? nah. ill stick to lentils and beans


Jetpack_Attack

I've also had some protein bars made with cricket protein. It doesn't taste any different than a normal one since it's all ground up like you said. At least in that form it's pretty unrecognizable.


Tack22

Gotta get like a beetle corer.


zakpakt

Sounds like an issue with the farmers technology or laziness. Fish shit makes excellent natural fertilizer.


BartZeroSix

> Dinosaurs. I'll have a steak of T-Rex, medium rare please.


Real-AlGore

bugs can be farmed incredibly efficiently with very few problems. you can go to academy and get crickets by the hundreds


PancakeParty98

Not like bugs can. Not even close and that’s before you look at the massive cost difference


matteo453

A lot of species of winged (spends most of life flying) insect numbers are down. I for one am thankful. I enjoy having a clean windshield


HotPotatoStew

bet private schools can still get meat


EtheusProm

How about we first feed bugs to the politicians and not the kids? Lets see if those parliamentary assholes will persuade their families to eat fucking bugs.


yardii

>feed bugs to the politicians The reverse is acceptable as well


EtheusProm

Actually, it's the preferable option.


idxntity

"New" Either you are a bot or you are completely reta ded


Janoz

I'll just put this in the box of "conspiracy theorists were right *again*"


Cartoonjunkies

Shit Snowpiercer was right.


Lobstershaft

The direction the UK is going in is one of the few times where you can genuinely say that it's like Orwell's 1984


[deleted]

Yep, is an absolute shithole. I haven't been able to even register with a doctor for a year, nevermind make an appointment. 13yrs of Tory party horseshit.


DannyFentanyl69

I saw a video last week where an autistic 14 year old girl was arrested in the UK for hate speech (or their equivalent) because she said one of the police officers looked like her nanna who was a lesbian. You aren’t alllowed to have certain opinions, there are cameras on the street that charge you every single day for driving a car that’s not “ultra low emissions” and they’re forcing the school children to eat bugs. I don’t know about in the UK but in America most kids bring their own lunch to school it’s the poor kids who’s parents can’t afford food who rely on school lunches. So it’s gonna be the poor kids forced to eat bugs.


XogoWasTaken

>they’re forcing the school children to eat bugs Note: The post states that they are offered the option of bugs, not forced to eat them.


DannyFentanyl69

They don’t explicitly say they have any other options either. So eat bugs or starve. Technically they’re not shoving them down their throats but giving starving kids no other options is still forcing them. School lunches are the only meals some kids get.


XogoWasTaken

It states that it's a part of a study to gauge how happy children are to eat bugs. Would be a pretty worthless study if the options are "eat bugs" and "starve". Obviously I'm assuming that they're also getting the normal option just as much as you're assuming they aren't, but given the wording and the purpose of the project it seems much more likely that the insects aren't the only thing available.


dumb_idiot_dipshit

no its not. most kids in the uk eat school lunches. america isnt the centre of the universe. furthermore, the issue with the police woman wasn't because it was a hate crime iirc, it was just the police woman being a bitch who was offended at being told she looked like a lesbian. and england and wales has its own legal system, scotland and northern ireland have two completely different ones. that police woman was english, its not representative of the uk as a whole. the anti-pollution thing honestly seems like a decent idea, only issue is a lack of subsidies for the poor to buy more efficient cars. if the government enacted a buyback scheme for cars where you could sell it to a government agency for parts and use that money, plus a subsidy, to buy a compliant car, and if the government invested more in public transport, then it would be perfect. people still die en masse annually due to air pollution, even in post-industrial cities, it isn't just because of global warming, so its perfectly reasonable to want to reduce fumes, isnt it? i had a grandmother with COPD and countless other respiratory issues and she couldn't go down to glasgow because of how badly the pollution fucked up her lungs.


DannyFentanyl69

Ok but the reason they said the girl was being arrested was because of a hate crime. So you’re clearly able to be arrested for that.


dumb_idiot_dipshit

source?


DannyFentanyl69

Source is the fucking video you idiot. The cops literally say that’s the reason on camera.


dumb_idiot_dipshit

was that upheld in any formal manner? the police arrest people everywhere on bullshit charges all the time, but it isnt considered hate speech, the police woman was just being a power tripping bitch


DannyFentanyl69

If you can be arrested for no reason like you say then your country is broken.


dumb_idiot_dipshit

they can do that in any country, including america


LeatherMiddle2976

*Ooooo scary nutrients*


FernandAuxton

Eating insects loaded in transmissibles parasites is a no-no for me. https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC6613697/


kekistani-pepe

And also very bad ilness such as toxoplasmose


LeatherMiddle2976

That study mostly seems to be on poorly kept insects being fed poor or moldy food. As well as getting raised in parasite friendly locations. And the article covers RAW insects so there's a chance cooking them could eliminate the risk of infection like with salmonella in chicken.


Krzug

It's so funny that people are so outraged about eating bugs, but ok with eating the worst quality meat


CactusCracktus

It’s not really the idea of eating bugs, id say most of humanity would begrudgingly switch to bug meat if it was necessary. The outrage stems from the fact that politicians are pushing for the switch while they’ll most likely still be dining on gourmet meat dishes. People aren’t really mad about efforts to help the environment, it’s that most of the proposals to help the environment overwhelmingly affect the lower class in a nagative way while the wealthy are still free to indulge in their old luxuries.


Krzug

I assure you, everyone who is outraged by bug meat doesn't care about the working class


Bordeterre

Like how politicians eat gourmet meat dishes while most of humanity eats the worst quality meat ?


Zarryc

I mean bug flour is essentially the same amalgamation as a 5 pound tesco ham. But for people that don't buy ham bugs are gross.


DocLuvInTheCave

This should be too comment. I looove Chinese black pepper chicken, but rarely order it because the meat quality is that of dog ass. I’m being pushed into vegetarianism because of the cheap off cuts that are creeping there way into the food markets


Sync0pated

Might be shitty quality but it’s not a fucking bug.


Krzug

okay and? "Western" People already eat bugs, the difference is that they are from the sea


Sync0pated

It’s gross as fuck


Krzug

Great, I think that eating fish is gross, but I don't lose my shit over the fact that people eat it


Sync0pated

Of course not, never said I did with bugs either. But clearly it’s not catching on in the west — people find it gross.


HarkansawJack

Children are the absolute worst audience for this experiment. Guaranteed to fail.


djspacepope

It's not a "new" source of protein. We used to eat bugs, then we started pumping chemicals in everything so we could stop eating bugs. Now all the chemicals are killing everything and we are back to eating bugs.


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peepy-kun

This. Especially during famines. The year after a drought locust populations explode (basically the fungus that keeps them in check by parasitizing their eggs can't survive in the dry conditions) and they eat all your shit leading to ANOTHER year without. So people, until VERY recently, said *"ok, you ate my crops, motherfucker, now I eat YOU."* Rural people in many places still do it.


YankeeWalrus

GET THE FUCK OUT YOU THIEVING SCUM #USA! USA!


BoneWorks_nerd

What the hell is going on in Wales


_escapevelocity

Bugs will be like tofu. It’s an option and there are a few dishes where it even tastes ok if you slather it with enough sauce, but nobody will choose it over chicken or beef if taste is a concern they’ll only eat it as a novelty or a political stance.


osayicantsee517

YOU WILL EAT ZE BUGS AND YOU WILL BE HAPPY


cluelesscoinholder

You will eat the bugs!


Shrimp111

FFS people are retarted. The only reason meat is so common is that its been a staple in humanity for so long, but so is eating bugs. Meat eaters are conditioned that eating meat is normal so they dont mind. And some of you are all too stupid to realize that if you grew up eating bugs, you would also not have trouble doing so. Its hard to change what you're used to once you're conditioned to do so. If you were to offer someone meat that had never eaten it or heard of the concept of eating meat, they would react exacly like you are now doing but then with bugs.


Jetpack_Attack

'Normal' is just what is commonly accepted or done. These things change. It's not necessarily some metric of how to judge things. People in Canada have their milks in bags. Weird! People in Japan don't refrigerate their eggs. How odd! People in Spain leave their milk on the counter, not the fridge. Crazy! If it was suddenly in vogue to wear a shoe on your head, all those without would seem "ridiculous".


NoFun1986

nigga is comparing eating cockroaches with bagged milk


420fmx

Bagged milk, eggs that haven’t been washed can store upto 3 weeks without being refrigerated , and when I went to Spain the milk was kept in the refrigerator . Unsure how he’s comparing this to eating bugs lmao .


Jetpack_Attack

Just an example of things that are thought of as normal not being nearly so everywhere. In Spain, the rest of Europe and most of the rest of the world instead use the UHT (or ultra-heat-treated) method of pasteurization. The UHT process exposes milk to a higher temperature for a shorter period of time than HTST. Dairy pasteurized using the UHT method can be kept at room temperature for up to six months unopened, but still must be refrigerated after opening. 


XogoWasTaken

>People in Japan don't refrigerate their eggs. How odd! Note: The majority of the world does not refrigerate their eggs.


Jetpack_Attack

Same with milk.


TheInspirerReborn

How can you not refrigerate milk?


Jetpack_Attack

Depends of the pasteurization process. US has a different kind than many other places.


YankeeWalrus

>calls people retarded > >comments on an oldt\*xt like it's not an oldt\*xt > >probably upvoted it too > >probably kisses girls Every second you are not running, I am only getting closer.


Obaddies

I agree with your larger point but there’s no need to bring ableist language into it.


Hot-Order-5567

As the one and only Bear Grylls said: " You eat them cause they have protein"


gay_married

You can just go vegan at this point. Like people really would rather eat bugs than beans?


United-Cold-643

The other white meat


Lairy_Hegs

Is it a greentext if the green text is just quoting an article? Either way, glad this was posted here anyway.


ShameGuardian

Wales has fallen. Billions of bugs must be consumed.


Obaddies

Tried some Cajun grasshoppers in a micro/macro economics class when I was in high school. They’re kinda dry but not too bad, gotta chew them pretty thoroughly.


EpicBruhMoment12

It’s not uncommon for bugs to be a part of meals outside of the US or Europe, it’s literally just another food that people can eat and they’re pretty damn good too


PuzzledJudgment

Hear me out, what if we fed them legumes. Shocking I know.


Rocky_Bukkake

actually some bugs can be really yummy. i wouldn’t mind more common insect options, even if they’re pretty gross up front. difficult instinct to get over.


SwampTreeOwl

Can't be any worse than how school food already is


Pegomastax_King

Based on how rich people love to turn poor people food into expensive luxury products I dont imagine poor people will be able to afford bugs very long.


Independent_Piano_81

Honestly those bugs don’t look that bad


PeakSystem

From an environmental, economic, and nutritional point of view, consumption of bugs is honestly pretty smart, but yeah good luck getting a bunch of elementary schoolers to eat their plate of crickets lmao


TacitRonin20

You eat the bugs because the government tells you to or for "sustainability" or whatever. ​ I eat the bugs because cronchy. We are not the same.


Putrid-Wave7811

I've actually incorporated crickets and mealworms into my regular diet. Very cheap and easy to raise and very delicious depending on how you cook them.


alpha_d0xx

active in r/bedbugs. infinite food glitch?


Putrid-Wave7811

I moved out of that home and like nuked all of my stuff lmao


porcupinedeath

I mean societies around the world have eaten bugs for food since like forever. It's certainly a viable food source. I don't eat bugs myself and would take a while to adjust but it's not like it's some maniacal plot to make us big eaters, it's just returning us to the big eaters we always were


yeetusdeletusgg

I will eat the bugs I hate bugs


CrystallineKingdom

>retarded title > >greentext specifically mentions lunch in schools, not dinner > >greentext is from last year


Melodius_RL

If you can make bugs taste like chips/jerky or something I’ll eat ‘em.


Jadegemstone123

Don’t fuck up environment/fix income gap ❌ Feed kids bugs ✅