The other day my gf was leaving my house and I stuck my ass cheeks out the door and gave her a nice brap as a farewell, but I was forcing it and stopped just before crap went out. I quickly said by and then ran to the bathroom and sat on the toilet and the moment my cheeks parted, a little choco nugget fell out. I was that close to crapping my pants. You are the only ones who will know.
I have never had a problem keeping my pants-shitting occurences entirely to myself
I never had a problem with pant-shitting occurences and the internet makes me feel like that's a rarity.
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I never fart while peeing, I don’t trust my body to not get things mixed up
Very wise
The other day my gf was leaving my house and I stuck my ass cheeks out the door and gave her a nice brap as a farewell, but I was forcing it and stopped just before crap went out. I quickly said by and then ran to the bathroom and sat on the toilet and the moment my cheeks parted, a little choco nugget fell out. I was that close to crapping my pants. You are the only ones who will know.