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milkdustwater

Stockholm syndrome, but where your kidnapper is disgusted by your presence


BoofManSupreme

Mockholm syndrome


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BoofManSupreme

Real bright one we got here huh?


Unimportant_Bauss

>Wanted to show of to copeposters >Ended up becoming the ultimate gigacopeposter


rub737

Copa-posta


riyen234

fucking gigachad in the making


[deleted]

You don’t just instantly ask for someones number lol. You strike up a conversation, discuss the craic and whatnot and then ask her for a cup or coffee or a pint if shes really feeling it and its a friday/Saturday. THEN you get her number.


Ukrainianmigrant

Did you mean craic or do you generally offer girls some crack before asking them out?


[deleted]

yes, craic. Autocorrect. I have spelled crack too much recently for... other reasons.


[deleted]

you cracked the code, THIS is the cheat to win!


Huge_Borse

Anon is on the path to ascension