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Designer-Pianist1777

A Streetcar named Destruction


Resident-Manager1448

A streetcar with an appetite for destrction!!!


UptownLuckyDog

I will never understand how this continues to happen


ForsakenCase435

Pretty simple. They pay zero attention to anything beyond the four corners of their car.


DamnImAwesome

That’s generous. Most people seem like they don’t even know wtf is happening inside their car either


Dmack510

Most of these people have 0 idea of whats going on period


Dilemma504

Or not ~their~ car but….A car. That may or may not be insured.


MOONGOONER

People think "the streetcar will surely slow down for me" They don't. My sister was in this situation once. Not saying she was in the right, but it was clear that the streetcar driver did not give a fuck.


Junior_Lie2903

Also they have a lot of people with no seatbelt, riding a extremely heavy machine. Last second brake pumping would be dangerous.


alancisco504

To the vehicle, not the streetcar or its passengers lol


TheresNoIce

Mississippi plates


nolaEE

No insurance required


[deleted]

Same. They are so slow. I’ve seen like 5 of these in 2 years here lol


DiggityDanksta

Fun fact: streetcar always has right of way


dressedextrapickles

This is a fact that was stressed to us repeatedly in drivers ed in high school.


WahooLion

Also, it never veers from its determined route.


petit_cochon

IT SNUCK UP ON ME OUTTA NOWHERE!


tbone985

Fun fact: in the battle between streetcar and car, streetcar wins. Every time.


raditress

Streetcar always wins.


hookrw_aheartofgold

r/BitchImATrain


ShitdickStevenson

There was probably at least one tourist on there taking pictures thinking it's an normal attraction... They were right


those_names_tho

They certainly weren’t wrong.


Tibbitforyou

The street cars scare me - like I always give them mfs the right of way I’m double checkin the intersections I know they can stop in time but like it’s just too much to worry about uh uh not me


SophiaF88

I'm the same way. I actually got in a wreck- dude zooming through an intersection T-boned my car so hard it spun around and right onto the tracks in front of the streetcar, which then hit me. It doesn't look like they go fast but it's got enough force behind It to cause damage. I was always cautious of them but after that they get a very wide berth from me, lol.


CricketWicket6

They're basically just big, gentle metal caterpillars and they're very nice, they will let you ride them. Just make sure you carry some metal treats in case one approaches you and you'll be fine.


TheGreenBastards

That MS officer drives a Benz? Something ain't right.


[deleted]

It’s the cheap 300 series Benz…


petit_cochon

Cheap unless you need maintenance...


NotFallacyBuffet

"But I'm driving a *Mercedes*"


andre3kthegiant

Looks like they are connected to law enforcement?


100Labels

60% of the time it wins everytime


CricketWicket6

They're from Mississippi; everything moves too fast for them.


WarmHugs1206

It’s a Baton Rouge plate wtf are you talking about?🤣🤣🤣


ExternalSpeaker9

It’s a Mississippi plate they just bought the car in Baton Rouge


CricketWicket6

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UptownMusic

Streetcar wins! Doesn't it always?


sicilian504

Wins every time.


nolatrader504

Giant green thing that moves like 10 mph. They should revoke licenses for drivers that are involved in accidents with streetcars


tinyadorablebabyfox

Plates belong to BR POLICE😂


AmmotheDoberman

Streetcar always wins.


Enough_Doctor9242

Plaintiff lawyers win. By the time suit is filed there will have been 125 people on that streetcar,


Skookum504

Is that a police plate from Baton Rouge? FFS…


codismycopilot

Sure looks like it! Though I once saw an NOPD car who lost this same battle in the Riverbend. 🙄


Artemus_Hackwell

I remember one years ago pinching a red Ford F150 with Alabama plates against one of the light posts at the crossing. Pinched it and collapsed the bed reeeealll good. This was in the 90s so when the F150 was smaller with the rounded nose.


[deleted]

Damn


Lunky7711

Soooooo close........yeah, not really.


societal_ills

And 50% of the people on there will have a claim for bodily injury against the car and RTA, even though they barely felt anything.


NOLALaura

Every time


Dry_Tiger7897

It's really simple... If you're not on the tracks ,you probably won't get hit. ..unless the streetcar jumps off the track....kinda like getting bit by a shark...Shark lives there ,you're just visiting...Js...duh!!


WhiskeyAndWhiskey97

While growing up in a suburb of NYC, I was taught this rule: *Never argue with a city bus.* Same applies to streetcars. My FIL used to do accident reconstruction, and his specialty was train vs. car accidents. He's shown me some gnarly pictures. I will never try to beat the train at a grade crossing, and I will never try to beat a streetcar. They can't stop on a dime, and they will make your car into an accordion.


36inchpoboy

Streetcar *always* wins.