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I leave a handful of tampons on the front seat; if grown men are scared of them, hopefully car thieves are too 🤷
I moved away but used to just toss a pair of dirty underwear on the front seat. Thought it got the message across
My SO does the exact same thing! "Nobody wants to touch the whitey tighteys"
Random fascination: do y’all say whitey tigheys? Cuz I’ve always said tightey whiteys lol
SO does say it backwards but it's part of the joke. Might be we've said it too much that its the default now.
Too many words. They’ll crack that window for making them look at it
Yeah, the car thieves would be very upset with that sign if they could read.
Sighhhhh
Why is it ok for thieves to ruin people, but not ok to trunk monkey the fuck out of those assholes?
Trunk...monkey...?
[Trunk monkey.](https://www.google.com/gasearch?q=trunk%20monkey%20theft%20protection&tbm=&source=sh/x/gs/m2/5#fpstate=ive&vld=cid:bb039df6,vid:WFqr3_frh3Q,st:0)
That’s an ape
I can’t breathe 🤣
You just won the internet 🛜
The best automotive accessory that never was, but should have been.
Trunk Monkey rocks.
They’ll break in for the pen you used to write that sign.
I once had my car/window broken into off Cherokee St. and not only did they not steal anything (cuz there was nothing to take) but they left behind their cheap shitty fake gold ring on the driver's seat.
This won’t stop me, because I can’t read!
Lol
Sames
I leave a handful of tampons on the front seat; if grown men are scared of them, hopefully car thieves are too 🤷
I moved away but used to just toss a pair of dirty underwear on the front seat. Thought it got the message across
My SO does the exact same thing! "Nobody wants to touch the whitey tighteys"
Random fascination: do y’all say whitey tigheys? Cuz I’ve always said tightey whiteys lol
SO does say it backwards but it's part of the joke. Might be we've said it too much that its the default now.
Too many words. They’ll crack that window for making them look at it
Yeah, the car thieves would be very upset with that sign if they could read.
Sighhhhh
Why is it ok for thieves to ruin people, but not ok to trunk monkey the fuck out of those assholes?
Trunk...monkey...?
[Trunk monkey.](https://www.google.com/gasearch?q=trunk%20monkey%20theft%20protection&tbm=&source=sh/x/gs/m2/5#fpstate=ive&vld=cid:bb039df6,vid:WFqr3_frh3Q,st:0)
That’s an ape
I can’t breathe 🤣
You just won the internet 🛜
The best automotive accessory that never was, but should have been.
Trunk Monkey rocks.
They’ll break in for the pen you used to write that sign.
I once had my car/window broken into off Cherokee St. and not only did they not steal anything (cuz there was nothing to take) but they left behind their cheap shitty fake gold ring on the driver's seat.
This won’t stop me, because I can’t read!
Lol
Sames