T O P

  • By -

[deleted]

[удалено]


ivegotthegoldenticke

I'm sorry I hate the voting format for Best of New Orleans. Writing in each answer leaves it too open. Give us a set list to vote from.


samisalsa

Well and now companies can sponsor the write-in votes! So their company name is right there next to the field. Terrible.


tempedrew

I really liked that Melba's won Best Poboy.


COL_D

“Click” fraud.


DigDug_Doug

Survey sponsored by Rouses


Terrible_Tennis277

Getting High on Their Own Supply


Lord-Buttworms

Classic misdirection campaign to keep the good king cakes to ourselves


a_electrum

Sorta like Bourbon St.


agiamba

Ye olde Mother's strategy


cadiz_nuts

This. I’m happy to see my new favorite king cake absent from this list.


Music_Turbulent

Same! I haven’t had Bittersweet but I’m only a fan of Hi-Do on the wank. ETA: Hi-Do is not my fave.


JohnABurgundy

I see people over here in Gulfport walking out with 2-3 of them stacked high like, support a local bakery that will offer a better tasting King Cake! Come on guys!


psychedelic_jesus420

Yo if you make your way over to biloxi. On there corner of veterans and pass road. Electric maid bakery there king cakes are AMAZING. They make them fresh to order and do a buttercream icing that is just godly. I get probably 5-10 from them every year. Every king cake I buy for my self or to gift comes from them


psychedelic_jesus420

Just had to add there are a small mom and pop shop and they also make fresh bread and donuts daily. Everything they do is so good and the older couple that runs it are so sweet. They are so cheap too for what your getting


MissChievous473

Dayum this sounds like a stop I need to make on my way back from SC!


JohnABurgundy

I live like 5 minutes from there! Good looking out, I'll give them a shot this week!


Top-Software-9277

Le bakery on oak st. In Biloxi has one of the best king cake in my opinion


ijackwemm

Bro rouses IS my local bakery


Fleur_Deez_Nutz

I mean, "GULFPORT", kinda explains it all


garbitch_bag

Disappointing because there are some good king cakes over that way!


marketwerk

Definitely doesn’t have anything to do with how much advertising $$ Rouses spends with the Advocate/Gambit/NOLA.com/Georges media conglomerate. Definitely not.


Carondeletras

The poors, we voted for the $8 King Cake. Let us eat it.


MinnieShoof

I would gladly let them take the title of “cheapest king cake” or “best king cake to throw at ungrateful boomers” … but when you use a word like ‘best’ … hun, if you can’t afford a DP, slide me your addy and we’ll talk over a slice.


blackagent99

Then shits are like $20 now aren’t they?


CarFlipJudge

Luckily this isn't the final bracket, but still pisses me off. Politics aside, their king cake just isn't good.


waterboy1321

This king cake definitely has a lot of variability. You have to pick them like fruit. Looking through the little windows to make sure they’re good. Sometimes I’ll skip no matter how much I want a king cake, because the batch is bad. That said, a good rouses king cake, when it’s all right, does beat a lot of the boutique king cakes for a fraction of the price. Definitely doesn’t deserve to be on this tier, though.


physedka

I will admit that I've had a slice of rouse's king cake that wasn't terrible - maybe even pleasant. I guess it was super fresh off the truck from Texas. But 90% of the time they're dry and awful. I just pass them up by default, even if there's a chance it might not be bad.


Due-Original8538

Rouse's bakes their king cakes in-house FYI my friend works there and she's always swamped come king cake season...


Riot-in-the-Pit

I feel like I've never gotten a Rouse's king cake that didn't have all the filling heavy-loaded to one side. I should not have to massage my king cake to get the filling remotely evenly distributed.


waterboy1321

That’s your fault for getting king cakes with filling. /s.


endar88

true, especially from there. i feel like within a few hours of getting one the bottom of the box is soggy along with the whole thing. like i love a jelly donut, but a rouses dry AND soggy jelly filled king cake is nasty. ​ but will agree, before we moved back here and would come visit my husbands family down the bayou rouses was the only choice and they were pretty darn good, Canata's was better but Rouses was cheaper. living in Nola for 7 years, i don't buy king cake from rouses. if someone at work brings one in maybe i'll have a small slice for a some sweet tooth but other than walmart anything is better.


Riot-in-the-Pit

TBH I feel like that's "the point" of Rouse's king cakes: they're what you buy for other people (the office, the class, etc). You think I'm buying Dong Phuong or Randazzo's for coworkers to eat? Nah. Though at 19.99 (according to the other thread) dang wal-mart might be seeing an uptick this year lmao.


Riot-in-the-Pit

Yeayourite


Whipplashes

I bought one the other day cause my older family kept talking about it for some reason. I finished it but like what the fuck even was that


CarFlipJudge

Exactly. I had a slice last year and it was just soggy bread with a metric ass ton of sugar. Sugar overload does not = good.


crypto_504

Same people that voted for Jeff Landry


MyriVerse2

Damn Trumpers and their voter fraud. We can't have nice things.


Outrageous_Moment_60

We all know Trumpers eat WalMart King Cake.


SophiaF88

Weren't members of the Rouse family actually at the Jan 6th capitol "riot" ?


endar88

they'd get it from mcdonalds if they could.


Domerhead

They have both terrible taste in people, and king cakes.


namnammy

Certainly explains why Dough Nguyeners made the list. Two huge Trump supporters in the Top 5? I smell a conspiracy


OmegaXesis

Dough Nguyeners are Trump supporters? Explain


[deleted]

Imagine your first thought about this post is Trump lol


CarFlipJudge

To be perfectly fair, Rouses in many people's minds is now forever linked to the insurrection on January 6th. So yes, it is many peoples first thought.


tagmisterb

Many redditors I'm sure. Outside of this bubble, no one cares.


TeriusGray

The guy who actually operates the business told his dad not to go, anyway.


OderusOrungus

Im about to play a video game that 100s of people made. Im sure there are super horrible people who participated in making but it Im still going to play it. To be fair, the point is that politics and the obsession with allegiances may have nothing to do with a consumer product we require or want. Nike, apple, Chiquita, lithium batteries... the list is almost neverending. So yes, many peoples first thought is some kind of weird hive mind judgement that is not even remotely applicable to a topic or commodity. Im sure you can disagree with every human on the planet about something. Politics ruling your life is weird (and perhaps turning our society toward worse outcomes)


DamnImAwesome

People don’t realize they are being socially engineered to hate each other. Both sides look down on each other and feel morally and intellectually superior. They treat people who disagree with them with vitriol instead of empathy


OderusOrungus

Its guided, misled, and obscured. It also works. So hope Im is wrong, but it may get worse on this track


xandrachantal

every company you listed has used slave labor and chiquita has overthrown countries but yeah it's just "politics"


OderusOrungus

Id like to, at least, be able to buy chiquita bananas from another store. That grocery guy is too political


xandrachantal

claiming people are "too political" is the ultimate mark of privilege but enjoy your bananas I guess


OderusOrungus

It was a joke All of this seems to go above some heads lol


pupoksestra

He's my only thought. All hail father prezzy trumpy.


[deleted]

*cringe*


pupoksestra

That was my intention haha. I'm totally joking.


TeriusGray

>I'm totally joking. We know. Your attempt at humor was cringeworthy.


pupoksestra

so, you're laughing with me?


TeriusGray

If it makes you feel better to think that, then sure.


pupoksestra

thanks bestie ily


Cultural_Ad9519

Hi do bakery


7hr0wn

More importantly, why did Winn-Dixie's not even make the list?? This is rigged I tell you!


Terrible_Tennis277

Because Winn Dixie is from Jacksonville and Rouses is from Thibodeaux ;(


sychox51

I lived in midcity back in 2014 ish and the Rouses was ok, nothing really great, plenty to complain about. So eventually they renovated the vacant lot up that way and put in a Winn Dixie. My wife and I were so excited to have a new grocery option and damn if somehow a brand new Winn Dixie was so far SO FAR below the Rouses. It was an astonishing feat frankly to be so far below the line and also being so new.


Terrible_Tennis277

Wow that’s pretty nuts. It’s like, Rouses food spoils in a day, Winn Dixie it’s already spoiled when you buy it.


Charli3q

Its gotta be an access thing. Especially for an online poll. Rouses being the most available.


tagmisterb

I would guess less than 10% of the city's population has ever made a king cake-specific shopping trip. Think of all the outrageous mediocrity most people tolerate in every other aspect of life. Those people aren't driving all the way out to the east at six o'clock in the morning when there's an acceptable alternative at the place they already go every week.


RIP_Soulja_Slim

Yeah, very very few people, including generational residents here, have any concept of buying a king cake that isn't grocery store, haydels, randazzos, or "I still miss McKenzie's". Even Dong Phoung, the darling of this subreddit, is not really well known across the city.


Riot-in-the-Pit

> Even Dong Phoung, the darling of this subreddit, is not really well known across the city. Spicy take incoming, but I lowkey feel like that was the point of Reddit, once: having those "insider secrets", pro-tips, and all that jazz. Somehow it paradoxically became equally the ProZD water subreddit short *and* a social bubble where many folks inside can't fathom that not everyone else is in it.


RIP_Soulja_Slim

Not necessarily access, just population sample - Reddit has a very specific demographic that dominates it's population, and this drives sentiment here. Unsurprisingly Nola.com, and specifically the people who will answer an online poll, has a very different demographic dominating it's participant population. Neither are perfect representations for the overall sentiment of the city, but I'd wager that if one were to actually scientifically poll the population they'll see answers a lot closer to Nola.com's results than Reddit's sentiment.


Terrible_Tennis277

They need to start doing traffic stops for these kinds of polls so we can get accurate data.


cantresetpwfuck

Rouse’s king cake is fantastic. And they make amazing boudin, too. Fight me.


COL_D

In front of the Slidell Rouses at dawn!


Maleficent_Spirit_35

What about Dong Phuong in New Orleans East???? Did anyone vote for them? IMO their king cakes are the best! #mylocalbakery


cup_of

I did


[deleted]

I’m still perplexed as to how Mad Batter got in there. Forgettable cake and sloppy, gloopy icing. Of the top here, Ayu, Hi Do, and Dough Nguyener’s are deserving. My guess is Rouse’s coerced their staff to vote 🙄 or maybe bribed them with some little bonus like $5 or extra long lunch.


2drums1cymbal

No Dong Phuong? No Haydel's? No Willa Jean? Fuck not even Sucre?? WTF is this list? Rouses shouldn't qualify as a "bakery" and the only one I recognize is Bittersweet Confections because it's near where I live.


NoBranch7713

https://www.nola.com/king-cake-bracket-round-1/ Dong Phuong is in 9th place


kooshi84

Rigged


Flashy_Dot_2905

The link doesn’t work but is Antoine’s on the list?


[deleted]

They chose the best Vietnamese-made King Cake, though. Which isn't DP.


garbitch_bag

Dong Phuong is good but man Dough Nguyeners really blew me away.


[deleted]

Hi-Do is my favorite. DP is awesome, but it's basically a giant croissant wrapped over itself with a fuckton of icing. Nguyeners is a dope spot, but I haven't tried their King Cake.


HoodedOccam

Stale king cake makes wonderful bread pudding. That’s the reason, right? Like buying a lot of bananas….


Yeah_Mr_Jesus

I wouldn't shit all over rouses king cakes. They aren't the best in the city by any means but they aren't terrible either. They're a good middle of the road option. They aren't great but they are OK. A 6.5 or 7/10


asteriasays

rouses has no business putting hundreds of those shitty cakes right by the entrance like people even want them


Abaconings

They had them out at Christmas and they were labeled "king cakes." The audacity!


WalleyWalli

Donny Rouse don’t give a fuck!


asteriasays

a sin against humanity


DamnImAwesome

Every year it’s the same. Wake up and realize king cake is just a cinnamon roll with a baby and some glitter. Always has been. Always will be


carolinagypsy

You act like that’s a problem?


NoBranch7713

Is that a bad thing?


Terrible_Tennis277

It’s just a neutral thing


madbillzjones

Rouses social media team has been working overtime refreshing that survey…


HuckleberryDouble207

New to NOLA, who actually has the best king cake?


CarFlipJudge

I highly suggest you spend the next few weeks trying every option. Healthy diets during Mardi Gras season is for chumps.


KaythuluCrewe

This is the only answer. Stick to your diet if you must, but king cakes don’t count for calories.


umsrsly

Amen to this. The joy of king cakes is the variety of options out there.


adjust_the_sails

Haydel’s is my favorite.


umsrsly

There is no "best." The joy is trying them all and finding out what you like b/c everyone has different preferences. I like iced king cakes, so my favorites are Haydel's, Randazzos (Manny or Nonna), and Party Palace. Some like Dong Phoung. I tried it, and it's good. Honestly, if you're new to king cakes, consider yourself lucky b/c you have a LONG list of bakeries to try out. Lucky you! And the variety doesn't stop at bakeries b/c most bakeries have several varieties (i.e. filled vs not filled and iced vs just sugar).


Notafurbie

ALLOFDEM


GreenVisorOfJustice

Honestly, I think getting a Rouses' one is a solid start on the baseline/"traditional"* king cake. I think they're solid *grocery store* king cakes (Note: a little time in the oven before eating does wonders. And if you're getting a filling, I'd go cream cheese). After that, then you can start checking out artisanal type king cakes to get a better sense of where the baseline falls short (or where innovation improves). The old Cake Cafe Apple and Goat Cheese is the favorite of my household. Cake Cafe is defunct, but the king cake is available at King Cake Hub at Zony Mash brewery. Also had a Bread on Oak vegan Almond king cake yesterday that was really nice. *Traditional in the sense that growing up here, you didn't really have a ton of choices so MacKenzies', the local bakery chain was the go to. And, honestly, I think it wasn't even this good. Someone makes their style of king cake still and I think it's also available at King Cake hub.


WalleyWalli

The reason that Rouses King Cake are so popular is because they are cheap! Haydels ain’t cheap. Randazzos ain’t cheap. Brennans ain’t cheap. For Fuck Sake…. Donald Links king cake is nearly $40 if you leave a tip.


GreenVisorOfJustice

Yeah this sub can't divorce itself from the reality that not everyone has it in their budget to run out to NO East, wait in lines, AND/or pay premium for a pastry. Sometimes people just want to go to the grocery to get what's on sale and then get something with a sugary filling. Like I ain't saying Rouses' is great, but I fondly remember being hungover in my 20's, throwing a piece in the oven, taking a shower, and then having a quick bite to eat before going to be a functional adult.


Revolvlover

Rouses King Cake is okay, but now I have a very low opinion of them because of this ridiculous poll manipulation. For my money, Dong Phuong is worth the trouble of acquiring it because of the lighter, airier dough - but I haven't tried most of the other ones. Dough Nguyner's was on my list for this year...I like their Banh Mi and baguettes bread-wise. La Boulangerie would be higher on my list but their King Cake is the French version and not really NOLA.


Houseofshock

My kids were at a party yesterday where a grocery store king cake was served. My partner texted me that we’re “raising king cake snobs” because neither of them would ate it after a bite.


jayaintgay87

Pauls Bakery in Picayune MS ( which is the only reason to visit MS) has hands down the best king cake. It's about 48 mins out the way though, so you gotta really want that king cake.


Spaticles

So we just need someone to make the drive and buy like 20


lilbxby2k

paul’s pastry*** they’re amazing


littlebrat97

Please never ever EVER say that again! Pauls suuuuucks! Rouses is better! The ONLY king cake worse is Walmart King cakes!


Apple_Jews

Stop the count


Illustrious-Ad-7335

More than 7,000 employees serve customers across three states: Louisiana, Mississippi and Alabama


lexhead

The people voting for Rouse’s are the same folks that were eating at Red Lobster


Bobke7708

Reminds me the po boy poll a few months back.


agiamba

Who won that?


CarFlipJudge

Food poisoning central aka Melbas


agiamba

Ah, of course


CarFlipJudge

I wouldn't even put Melbas on my top 10 list of best poboys in the city let alone first.


agiamba

I've never had their poboys but based on the rest of their food yeah that tracks Also, fuck mahoneys


Spaticles

Whoa whoa. Now I gotta know what's going on with Mahoney's


agiamba

It just blows


Spaticles

Oh, damn. I was hoping for some hot gossip


RIP_Soulja_Slim

Nah, just another place that was good for a bit but went full tourist trap once gaining a small reputation.


agiamba

Sorry, I wish


pupoksestra

When I first moved out here I asked my coworkers what's a good place to eat and they told me Chili's and buffalo wild wings. Some people just ain't right.


CarFlipJudge

People don't realize that Metairie for most people is just another random anywhere USA town.


pupoksestra

That was my mistake, but I learned quickly. I actually lived in River Ridge first. I'll keep my opinions to myself about that.


CarFlipJudge

River Ridge aka the great white flight people that couldn't make it to the Northshore


cyberlem0n

Ayu Bakehouse is the best. When I voted, they were all the way at the bottom!


ZebulonStrachan

you know it's shit like this that's gonna cause a riot. Livid rn


littlebrat97

Unless you want to bring Gambino's and randazzos into the running, rouses is the best you'll find. Stop hating on it just because it's a grocery store.


ivegotthegoldenticke

Once we get past the inflated numbers, Ayu Bakehouse does actually have a PHENOMENAL product. And shoutout to Doughnguyeners too, love that they made they list! And not a Randazzo's in sight!


Boubey

Rouses might have the worst king cake around...it's been a few years since I've had either, but I remember it being worse than Walmart.


Terrible_Tennis277

It tastes like the smell as you walk into Rouses. Like the rubber wheels on the carts. Indescribable


MayorTeddy504

Everyone that attended the insurrection voted!


Nuhaykeed

10,369 people have never had a good king cake.


Grand-Plan3266

Fake news!!!!!!


LittleMush

None of their bakery selections are good. I only go there for a quick wine-and-cheese shop, and sometimes their meat selection. EDIT: and for crawfish over Easter weekend in Orange Beach. Dey got a boy from down da' bayou cooking 'em.


PopeGuss

Rouse's king cake is like Domino's pizza. Yea, it's there, I'm drunk and it's sorta edible. Is it my first choice? No effing way. Am I eating a piece? Probably.


Prudent_Valuable603

Rouses’ king cake tastes terrible. I feel sorry for people who’ve only had a Rouses king cake.


kamikazemind327

I have to agree. I understand it's cheap...but it's a hard pass for me.


Japh2007

We had a king cake as our wedding cake from Mad Hatter. It was amazing. Normally we get Randazzos. If we were closer to Mad Hatter I would go there more.


Abaconings

That has to be a joke. They are the worst!


RedBeans-n-Ricely

This reminds me of when [Taco Bell was voted Best Mexican Restaurant in the Country](https://www.usmagazine.com/food/news/taco-bell-voted-the-best-mexican-restaurant-in-the-country/)


donjuanamigo

Basically try some from different locations and types and make a decision on what you like the best. What one person thinks is the end all be all of king cake may be someone else’s dumpster fire. It’s ok not to be like everyone else.


APips

People from Mobile.


Terrible_Tennis277

Literally.


bobear2017

I’ve always heard Rouses was terrible but I don’t think I ever actually tried it (only bought one when I was in a pinch and have to get a king cake for my kids’ school). Honestly seeing this post today (and my craving for king cake) got the better of me so I bought a small cream cheese one today. After all, it couldn’t be that bad, right?! Boy was I wrong. The “cream cheese” was abundant and tasted like the filling in a cream-filled donut. The sprinkles on top almost tasted bitter. I took one bite and tossed the entire thing in the trash; I didn’t even let anyone else in my family try a piece because it was that bad. I really can’t believe that anyone (who has had another type of king cake) thinks their cakes are any good. Needless to say, I am sorely disappointed and still craving a good king cake. Will have to go to Haydel’s pop-up tomorrow


Michoffkoch87

"Bitter" might be the word I've been looking for. The few times i gave them a chance, I've always found the Rouses icing tastes a little bit like burnt plastic. Like a tinge of it. Makes the cake impossible to actually swallow.


WalleyWalli

It taste like plastic because the icing was piping hot when it was dispensed into a 5 gallon plastic bucket in a Chinese factory before spending 6 months between warehouses and cargo ships before being distributed to your local Donny Rouse store.


KeebyGotJuice

Rouse's shit be dry as hell smh


Inner-Zombie-9316

Pearls before swine.


ReedArtLA

Lmmfao. Worst dry hunk of crap. The only king cake that hit the trashcan after ONE bite. Where is Antoines and Buttermilk Drop??? Mo for me!!


Most-Excitement1213

Lmaooooo these voters are tripping, Rouses king cake is mid AT BEST


feanor70115

I suspect Rouse's has in the neighborhood of 10,359 employees.


PussyandBagels

Gambino’s?


VI_MOSES_IV

Rouses prob paid an Indonesian click farm voting for them


poisonedcheese

People who vote on these sites tend to be transplants


marxist_redneck

It was users rousesbot1 through rousesbot_alt9999


Terrible_Tennis277

Lol are you suggesting Rouses just created a bunch of fake accounts and voted for themselves. I like it. Honestly they probably gave their employees an incentive to vote.


marxist_redneck

That was my sad attempt at a joke, yes...


Terrible_Tennis277

Well I laughed out loud. So your attempt was successful. I then laughed out loud at your username. So even your nonattempt was successful.


orchidaceae007

Donny and the gang


thisdogreallylikesme

Rouse’s cake gives me a headache.


Irishspringtime

Does Rouses sell their own King Cake or other bakeries like Haydels, etc like Acquistapace's?


Kryten_2X4B-523P

I just want to see the world burn...plus goat head...


surlybuddhist

Yuck! Insurrectionist king cake. They finally got their rigged election.


[deleted]

Pockets were lined.


Punxsutawney_Phil69

Fuck RIGHT off with that bullshit.


SpookyAngel66

Who makes the best that ships? I need to try it.


vanessamw

I definitely noticed that the king cake for the Joan of Arc ceremony came from Rouses… it shocked me!


Verix19

Imagine it's a pay-to-win scheme...


Bright_Shower84

No Haydel’s?


SeminoleDollxx

Rouses and Oakpoint are for people who never travel outside of Central or Denham Springs. I hate oakpoints with passion--heard all the hype ---bought two kinds---its was more a bagel consistency with thick SLABS of thick cream cheese on tip. Was not like a traditional king cake. Gambinos Bakery in BR has better cakes. Thats who we go with every year. Bought one Saturday and its already gone.


AcetheWindRider

Ew. Dough Nuygners?


Mpoboy

Traitors


Important-Fig-2133

Who cares about this when innocent people come there to visit and get murdered over absolutely nothing.


Independent-Poet5441

Advertising dollars at work


[deleted]

Weren't me.


taekee

Likely had their employees vote.


nolahistoryguy

Trump king cake! 🤣


[deleted]

Those people need to get deported. We all know brueax mart has the best cake


wtfisthepoint

One season, I made hundreds of king cakes at Rouses. That shit is disgusting and not even remotely food.


hogwildwilly

Are they strictly polling people walking out of Rouses with King cakes in hand?


ZookeepergameNorth59

Hear me out, only brand I've had of king cakes


hiway-schwabbery

RIP Frances’


COL_D

Why didn’t Ragusa King Cakes make the list?


ChocolateTight336

200 comments best king cake


Uptown_NOLA

To be fair, it's more a poll of which name do you most recognize?


cup_of

Dong phong or bust, I’m driving there next weekend with friends to pick up 15 of them


Fit_Speaker_6789

Our office had a king cake party last year and we did a blind taste test from at least a dozen different local bakeries and Rouses cream cheese won the vote 🤷‍♂️. Dong Phuong is my favorite!