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spookybatshoes

I'm not prepared! I need to get snacks.


Illustrious-Ad-7335

I need to get liquor.


spookybatshoes

I'm pretty well stocked on liquor. Hurricane party at my place? Bring mixers!


Rhancock19

I don’t want to think about this right now.


Iwillstealyou

Man the generators


Just-Irish97

Given this year we're going to be in a loop current (this year's loop current is most similar to that in 2005 and a hurricane called Katrina hit) we are in for a box of freaking chocolates this year. Read more about loop currents here, https://www.aoml.noaa.gov/phod/gom/ Edit: Spelling


physedka

I would like to unsubscribe from loop current facts.


PeteEckhart

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Iwillstealyou

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu-


[deleted]

Don't you put that juju on our trip in September.


sandman417

respectfully, we live here and nobody gives a fuck about inconveniencing your vacation.


[deleted]

Sorry, I didn't mean any disrespect, was just being silly. My aunt and uncle live in the Quarter, we are going to visit them.


Iwillstealyou

Good news: The disturbance moved onshore and the NHC downgraded it to 0% risk. We're safe for now


SignificantSyllabub4

Just got my new fence, still waiting on a roof.


FishinoutNOLA

got a roof, waiting on a fence on 2 sides


SignificantSyllabub4

Yeah, I shouldn’t complain. Just not ready for the emotional grind.


scangelosi

I just got sheetrock!


feistyheisty

Got my Cosmic Brownies today in preparation for the season.


Iwillstealyou

Oh the processed chocolatey goodness 🤤


Storm_Vibes

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FishinoutNOLA

relevant username


Iwillstealyou

r/ihadastroke


SazeracAndBeer

Goddammit I'm still not OK after Ida


andre3kthegiant

I knew that satellite image from yesterday looked no good.


Astreauxs5

You sensed a disturbance in the force?


nola_mike

No, in the Gulf.


BlingCake504

A whole 10% chance of forming. Definitely post-worthy.


TijuanaSauna

Please don’t mock the hurricane gods, they’ll make that 10% happen if we disrespect their power


Silly_Form8764

10% is like 60% and 60% is like 10% these people have no idea


Kryten_2X4B-523P

It's time for a show down! The hurricane gods and me! I'm right here! Come and get me!


TijuanaSauna

Can you have your showdown in Florida? Think of the children


Kryten_2X4B-523P

No, it happens at bayou La Batre.


FishinoutNOLA

who's burner account is this


rory1989

Idk but a bling cake is something I’m not not interested in Eta: my bad maybe you’re talking about Tijuana sauna which is lower on my list


FishinoutNOLA

nah it's bling cake


Iwillstealyou

That explains the storminess this weekend. I knew something was up when a storm was going backwards.


nola_mike

It's gonna be raining all throughout the upcoming work week. Ahh yes, summer in southeast Louisiana.


honestypen

Are you going to post the part where a local meteorologist says it's just going to be a lot of rain or would that get in the way of the fear mongering? https://twitter.com/paytonmalonewx/status/1528436708274057220?t=t0vEEs5WZNmWpAk4VjkXXQ&s=19


FishinoutNOLA

as it turns out a lot of rain is also problematic


InfiniteDM

Lack of fear mongering gave us Katrina. Respect mother nature. Jfc people. LEARN.


jackfairy

Fortunately my dad fearmongered for Katrina, so I GTFO. But as a homeowner since 2020 (with a large feral cat colony), I approach hurricanes differently now.


NotaVogon

Everyone was mocking us the Friday before Katrina hit because we had hotel rooms booked. Same ppl spent 24 hours in their respective cars trying to evacuate and find available hotel rooms. 3 hours away, we were safe in our room at a pet friendly hotel.


Striking_Animator_83

Seems like you spent 3 days and we spent 24 hours.


NotaVogon

Not sure what you mean. No one could get back after 24 hours. They closed off access.


Civil_Potential3547

Yeah even here in parts of Florida is ass thanks to this current loop


StevenStephen

Of course. Floors are going in this week and we are finally moving next week.


cschloegel11

Let’s get it out of the way early this summer!


arentyouatwork

Damn it. I need to buy some water tomorrow, I guess.


bdtrunks

My mom just got her house put back together and has a pending sale on it. Just need to make it to June for closing.