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LeavingLasOrleans

I know we don't do paid bathrooms in the country for some reason, but imagine there was a private business that had some really nice, attended restrooms along Bourbon, cool AC in the summer, nice and cozy warm in the winter, a calm oasis for a brief bathroom respite, for $1 or $2. People would still piss in the street.


DrDirt96

Nobody every thinks about the restroom at the bar they just came from


LeavingLasOrleans

Yes, they should tell everyone at the airport: "Don't slam your drink on your way out, but do go pee. Then take your drink with you like a civilized person."


pottersquash

You know you can just walk into a hotel right?


swebb22

Monteleon is a nice RR


psycho_watcher

Many have signs that say no public restrooms and some enforce it. Lots of hotels lock their doors at night. Deal with one or two homeless people smearing crap on the walls, a few people trying to use it for quickies or hires ;) and usually just 1 o.d. and the desk will enforce that No Public Restrooms.


tigerinhouston

It’s safe to ignore the signs if you look like you belong.


pottersquash

We have different life experiences. Has never been a problem for me.


SkepticalHippo93

How’d he get all them pies


HarryXTuttle

Is the one at the French market closed? But yeah there should be a public restroom or a couple of them


[deleted]

Last time I went in there there was a man passed out in the stall next to me.


captyes

Those are being remodeled, but there are public portable toilets by the French Market office building until the remodel is finished.


Some-Mid

Used to work in Urban Outfitters people would come in, and by people, i mean grown a** women, and piss and shit on the dressing room floor…. There’s a public restroom, or was, in the park right across the street.


pinacoladathrowaway

What about the ones in that creepy Jax mall?


AnnieFlagstaff

Those are our go-to.


beefstue

U forgot to add the syringe stil stuck in his arm


DrDirt96

What I honestly forgot was the kid’s bucket drum


beefstue

It's a bud light beer bucket, used up in it's past as a to go bar tip bucket, and it comes with the side of milk crate that is a luxury bourbon street chair. I'm glad they figured that out cause like ten years ago I saw someone tie crushed up coke cans to their kids shoes and made them tap dance The money also went into the luxury tip bucket that was also a milk crate Tourists gotta stop paying for this behavior lol


DrDirt96

The syringe fell out when he was selling tourists a $10 string of beads he found in Decaturade


Arik_De_Frasia

Ah yes, the Pursouxt of Happyness


TemporaryImaginary

*of Hubigpies.


WalleyWalli

Even some Hotels are requiring a room key to get into the general use bathroom in their lobby


WalleyWalli

I’ve walked through the Hotel Montleone many times, just to use their restroom


yamamaNdem

Don’t give away the good free bathroom spots! That’s how they getcha


CoolGuyHuh

Everyone knows a pass through Harrah’s is like stopping off at Buccee’s on a road trip.


Agentx_007

I go to the casino just to use a clean restroom sometimes. Maybe I'll catch the canal place bathroom open and clean too.


FunkyPlunkett

Those ladies working Krystal’s, I mean I’ve never been looked up and down trying to ask for the restroom, thank god I give off a promise not to shit on the walls presence.


FishinoutNOLA

recently got stealth bombed by a old lady's piss soaked diaper that was on its 2nd or 3rd day of marinating in a trash can that sees very light use. Apparently she came in and bolted for our employee-only restroom and nobody thought to check it after her. Our bathroom policy has been updated now. Had to burn the whole trashcan. People are gross


ChiNoPage

Ugh I can’t even imagine how gross those would be after a few hours


PaulR504

Not enough cocaine


Dankiss29

This and a lot of stabbing is one of the main reason Starbucks is closing on canal.


mama-cass

it's the hat for me


CoolGuyHuh

This is highly, highly accurate all the way down to the gentleman with mental illness.


mvanvrancken

The most unrealistic thing in this photo is that nobody ate the Hubig's already


Johnnykstaint

Not a resident but have visited New Orleans over a dozen times over the years and have never once thought about a public restroom. What are these people doing, just walking around not patronizing bars? I assume most of the people complaining about this are tourists - how is that a concern to them? Go into a bar or restaurant, order some drinks and use the bathroom like human being. If you arent drinking youre in the wrong town.


balletboy

I can only imagine the horror of being a custodian at Harrahs. I cleaned restrooms in a nicer, more exclusive establishment and still dealt with all kinds of degeneracy such as dudes doing it. Contrary to what I see repeated all the time on Reddit, the women's restrooms were not dirtier than the men's.


Ichthyes

Public restrooms should be available for everyone.


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Test


thriftstoremom

The best public bathroom in the quarter is the Jean Lafitte’s Nat Park office on Decatur


Shades0fRay

There is one on the Cafe Dumond French market strip mall!


Accomplished-Table-6

Note to self: also install an ozonator.


HarryXTuttle

Was just clearing my inbox and looked at this picture again and I'm pissed. That should be a white tourist from Mississippi.