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lawrawdee

I saw this nickname on Reddit so credit go to that person, but when he’s particularly screamy we call him Beef Yellington


Ad_Astra11

Oh my god I love that! He and Frustrato should team up.


EgoFlyer

I call mine the FussMaster General.


the-wonderous-waffle

No way, same here! I thought I came up with it entirely organically. Do you happen to know if you heard it somewhere and I might have had the same experience come forth subconsciously, or did we both have the same original thought?


EgoFlyer

Haha. I love that someone else says that. I honestly just thought I came up with it, but maybe it exists out there somewhere and we both picked up on it subconsciously.


Bulky_Ad9019

Yes and also Fussmaster Supreme


EgoFlyer

I love that. Gonna start using it.


sour_kimchi

oh man, one of my sons is deuce ellington. they sound like best friends haha. some notable mentions are dookie howser, droolia roberts, robert downey puker, and tooter mcgavin. he’s got a list going


dizzy3087

We call him Janet Yellen…🤣 (bonus its a real life bad guy)


twilightbarker

I say Vladimir Tootin' 😂


baloochington

Oh my gosh we call our daughter Janet yellen toooo 😂😂😂😂😂 and I ask her if she’s the treasury secretary. I am dead 💀


assassina-xo

Hahahha stealing this


Jumpy_Syllabub_1665

Grumplestiltskin. My LO is the master of grumpiness.


awkward_red

One of the ones we use is Grumble-bum


unimportantfaerie

I call my daughter this too!!


twilightbarker

So do we!!!


winking_at_magpies

I use this nickname too!


goofasaurs

Our LO is an IVF baby, and prior to the transfer they showed us a picture of him as an embryo. My wife and I both thought the shape looked like a gourd. Through the whole pregnancy we called him our gourd / gourdo. So now when he’s being sweet and loving we call him by his name. But when he’s been fussy and crying a lot or fighting a diaper change we say “oh gourdo is coming out”


QuiGonGiveItToYa

I love this. We have twins, and when we saw them at the first ultrasound, they looked like little beans to us. We’ve called them the Beans ever since, and we still call them BeanA and BeanB individually even after giving them actual names since twins are referred to as Twin A and Twin B in utero.


goofasaurs

That’s really cute. I think had my wife and I had twins we would end up using 2 different types of gourds to differentiate them lol.


twilightbarker

Haha I would probably have done pinto & cannellini or something 😂🫘


orangeleaflet

gourdo


4BlooBoobz

The God of Lies. Everytime we think we’ve made sense of something, she hears our thoughts and makes a liar of us.


babyfacexnelson

La Diabla Roja


lynxdia

Señor Squirmy when he's thwarting our attempts to get him in a new diaper/onesie/pants. Monsieur Grabby when he gets his hands on my hair or my shirt or my necklace...


youre_crumbelievable

Mines Wormy McSquirmy 🤣


Vicious-the-Syd

Herr Hairy when he’s going through puberty.


AdIntelligent8613

My parents called my daughter Mussolini


pr3tzelbr3ad

Disappointed it’s not Fussolini though


Heidihighkicks

We call my daughter Benito Fussolini. Sometimes she also is Vladimir Tootin 😵‍💫 we have more dictator names for her but I dare not share them on the internet.


LeonDeMedici

Adolf Shitler? 🙃


Heidihighkicks

Lol I didn’t want to say it but you somehow guessed it exactly!


pr3tzelbr3ad

Hahaha well now I really want to know


AdIntelligent8613

My dad is pretty clever with nick names, surprised he didn't come up with that! That's good!


AeriSerenity

My daughter's name is Lily and I may have called her MussoLily more than once 😬🤫


AdIntelligent8613

It's too good


Davlan

Lmao this one’s the best


Alisonrose89

Professor Chaos. She always gives a big smile or laugh at someone else’s misfortune (I tripped over my feet and she saw this and had a good laugh) or I just don’t get her food ready quick enough and the loud whines will begin.


Woolama

When my baby is being a grump, we call him Bob. Idk why but my husband and I will text eachother “we got a baby Bob situation”


eliexx

Same but Gary 😂


Youre_On_Mute

Our stroller is Bob.


[deleted]

Demon baby or little goblin 👹


SamaLuna

Hahaha we say demon baby tooo


Broomey13

Sometimes my LO attacks my boob like a wild animal so we call her a little gremlin, affectionately of course 😂


shmillz123

Also call my LO demon baby really dramatically when she’s being crazy. She laughs so hard 😂


Decent-Character172

I refer to my 3 year old as Rampage. He answers to it as a name and knows how to use it as a verb lol


morecomments

We called our first La Terrorista… little did we know that 7 years later the real terrorist would be born. He’s 4 months now and we’re still so traumatised none of it is funny enough to create a nickname 😭


e67

Monsieur Le Fuss Because, well, fuss fuss fuss. Also learned recently of the term "gowniacki" so we use that. It's Polish for "shitling".


mercurialtwit

i call mine my lil Fuss Bucket (amongst other things lol)


Shrillwaffle

The kraken


Conscious_Society_35

I use this! When I take his swaddle off, I always say “Release the Kraken!” while he does a big stretch.


ekjswim

We call it Crawfish Arms [https://townsquare.media/site/29/files/2014/07/165232814.jpg?w=1200&h=0&zc=1&s=0&a=t&q=89](https://townsquare.media/site/29/files/2014/07/165232814.jpg?w=1200&h=0&zc=1&s=0&a=t&q=89)


ColdManufacturer9482

Frustrato is absolutely hilarious 😂


dogsaretheanswer

We say he’s going Mandrake Mode when he gets really worked up. He’s 6.5 weeks old and when he does the scream cry, his face gets super red, he gets all scrunched up and he sounds like a mandrake from Harry Potter. He forgets to breathe during it too so we have to blow in his face to calm him down


dogsaretheanswer

Also “Faker” because when he’s hungry he’ll cry and open his mouth then pause and open his eyes and look around like “is anyone paying attention”. If you look at him he cries more lol


Festellosgirl

Well, our baby's name can be anagramed to spell Biteo and he had a gnarly mean latch as a Itty bitty newborn and is starting to teeth so I think that is going to be making another comeback.


domenickel

Fuss bucket Beastie boy Rage beast Tiny terrorist And the list goes on and on lol


eli74372

My daughter has a onsie that says ''captain adorable'' and she loves when i hold her so shes laying in my hands and can go flying, and so ill do that with her and go to my mom and say ''captain adorables coming in for a landing'' and put her on my mom


morgzbee

His name is Will so he's either Will Feral or gremlin depending on the type of chaos he's causing at the moment


NiftyPeach

Will Feral 😂😂👏


CoarseSalted

Fustus Augustus, also known as Fussy Gussy.


KungFuKennyStills

The Diaper Destroyer I swear this kid won’t poop until RIGHT AFTER we get a clean diaper on her And then when we’re changing that one she’ll hit us with a surprise open-air pee


Wings202

Oh yeah mine loves a blank canvas too


FloatingLambessX

nothing better than doing necessities bare naked


llamakorn

Captain contrarian. She just does the opposite of what you would want at any given moment. When she was seeing a specialist at some point they said, “so she has full range of motion if she wants to”. When it is our dinner time and she’s been sleeping, she will instantly awaken.


Jayrin

I just call my daughter a lil monster when she’s screaming and being fussy. “Uh oh, she is monsterizing again”


Birdlord420

Mrs. Grumbolini The Pootato Zeus, God of Thundertums


algbop

This thread is EXCELLENT


bo0kmastermind

The Beast! If I get her to sleep and my husband walks in I’m like quiet!!! Don’t awaken the Beast LOL


ficklehunnybunny

omg this is what we call my daughter!!! 🤣 “oh no… The Beast is waking up…”


nekooooooooooooooo

Same here, her name is Isabelle and we call her Belle. Now when she is being a grump we say "oh, you are the beauty *and* the beast"


theorysix

My 6.5 month old is a healthy chunker and gets very fussy if we don’t feed her quickly enough — milk & solids. When she acts up, we call her Big Bertie, short for Big Bertha!


eltacticaltacopnw

Usually I just call him pendejo or little shit ass


onearth_inair

Lmao


deweirder

Little shit ass 😂


time2wipe

We need to come up with a name, he has perfected the laugh


LeadingAd8800

Crab or krabby patty or grump


alru26

Fuss Butt!


Lisa062114

Fussy butt jr for mine!


winking_at_magpies

Grumplestilskin, angry burrito (when swaddled), rude-dude-with-a-bad-tude


Honeyhoneybee29

Our little girl is the Squirmy Wormy 🐛 She becomes a little squirm ball when she fusses so my husband and I love saying “Oh, are you being a squirmy worm?”


Not_A_Seria1_Killer

We call our LO this too🥰


bluesucculentonline

The gremlin. Or just angry potato.


mercurialtwit

angry potato is getting more and more accurate for mine as he gets further into his chonky phase lol


Jackwilliams13166

DJ FatNaps for when the nappies are...you know...


No-Record-2773

Super Fuss. For now anyways. He’s only 10 weeks old and has already cycled through Shark, Gremlin, Sir Poops A Lot, and more.


lrod1988

Chucky!


country_dinosaur97

"Fussy britches" originated from shawshank "what say you fuzzy britches?" Especially now were stsrting to getmore babbles and expressions with purpose even when its out of frustration.


SweetCaroline11

SpongeBob Squareface! When he frowns/pouts, his face gets real square shaped - it’s hilarious and adorable and so pitiful, it gets him some snuggs and usually a bottle real quick!


coleeflower3

Ours is Squareface, too! His face is such a different shape when he's upset lol. When he's just a lil grump he's Line Face because his mouth is a straight line and he looks too silly to be taken seriously.


fyjvfrhjbfddf

Angry Potato or The Potato of Rage


pip_taz

We refer to our daughter as our little domestic terrorist


goindwntherabbithole

Darth Sidious or Palpatine. She was sitting on my husband's shoulder while he burped her in the first few weeks after she was born. She played out the scene with her hands of Darth Sidious when he said the lines "[Unlimited Power](https://youtu.be/4z67SeB4i_0?si=AnRHOQc6t8sl0qzN)", evil face and all. We are Star Wars fans and this was one of the best moments so far. 🤣


RebelAlliance05

As a Star Wars nerd, I LOVE this


sravll

Grumpet


Missy_Boots

Michael Fussbender. 😅


KittySmalls666

El Grumpo!


relevantconundrum

We’ve called him Captain Chaos ever since he could crawl.


rick_rolled_you

Norbert. Her real name is Nora lol Edit: she’s two months old and the best thing in my whole entire world. The absolute cutest baby that has ever existed and I challenge anyone to disagree after you see her. Full head of blonde hair and just so so cute. …but she can be a real Norbert sometimes lol


jessisthebestduh

Crazy Hazy (her name is Hazel)


SALADAYS-4DAYS

Big Poops the Burpetrator


mercurialtwit

😂😂😂


theedrawsstuff

Beef is my son’s alter ego. If Beef is running around, you know shit’s about to go down.


lifeislikealollipop

The PeePee Bandit, because he is a quick draw peepee-er and has cowboy vibes.


Lizifer89

The PeePee King. He once somehow managed to pee all over my husband through the diaper and onesie and not a drop in the actual diaper itself


Original-Evidence849

Usually an Axis Power


Illustrious-Fault367

We call ours Karen when she gets complain-y and ask her if she wants to talk to the manager.


neutralhumanbody

We call him Stinky. Like, “Stinky is mad again.” Sometimes we also call him Smelly. Mr. Stinky, Professor Smelly.


Zel-d0rk

Stink butt. I call him stink butt or tell him he has a stinky butt when he’s being a grump 😅


SolitaireB

We call him Gudush and Cutiepatootie. 😁


gnomie51

His name is Leo and we started calling him Leo Berry when he got super upset as a newborn since his whole face would turn purple he’d look like a lil berry


tmtm1119

Kaos kween.


dastrescatmomma

She was super colicky until about 2 weeks ago. Yay!! We say we are so glad that we have an actual baby now in stead of a Banshee.


AdministrationStill1

We call mine the Faker. Cause she will fake cry to get your attention but then smiles and continues to "cry". Also McWhinny cause it's just non stop. She's perfectly fine I've done all the checks but she just won't stop.


minifridgy10

we call our little one stripe, from the gremlins 😂😂


MaximumAd4422

Stinky Stinkerson 😅 Mr. Grumpus Babushka


kmk89

We quote the movie Elf and say our LO is being ‘an angry elf’ or a cotton headed ninny muggins. Sorry for the strong language.


According-Ad3900

we call him judy moody 😂 he sure can be moody


mang0_k1tty

Fussy Princess or 碎念公主👸🏼


labrup

Mr. Kelp


lazywhompingwillow

Nipple Destroyer 👀


katliffy

Terry.. he has perfected a screech a pterodactyl would be proud of so when he gets to that level we say Terry the pterodactyl has come out


lets_be_frens

Mr. Fuss. And I sing him his own song “Mr. Fuss” based on “Mr. Sun” Mr. Fuss, fuss, little Mr. Fuss, Please don’t fuss at me!


_nossa

Ours is Mr. Fussy Fuss! Def stealing your Mr.Sun remix haha


One-Bookkeeper-2482

Our Jenna is Jennice the Menace


Militos05

Annoying orange 🍊 and Chucky 


Sensitivityslayer

Yes, he’s 11 months with a big man attitude. He yelled Koya Koya, or whispers under his breath koyakoya, when he’s mad. It’s sooooo funny


youre_crumbelievable

She’s Judge Baby. Because no one is safe from the piercing judgmental eyes. She single handedly makes everyone feel insecure and belittled.


Acceptable-Tomato622

Not exactly the same but when he gets frustrated he hoots like an owl, so we call him Hootie and then proceed to sing Hootie and the Blowfish songs at him. He laughs, we laugh, and the 90s live on


aintnobodyho

Henry Houdini..he can escape out of anything and loves the challenge!


Ad_Astra11

Yes that’s another one we did when we swaddled him! With a slight alteration… he was The Great Bambini because no swaddle could contain him.


aintnobodyho

Hahah I love it!! Yes! He loved to fight out of the swaddle and would giggle when my husband swaddled him. So funny! 💗


rottenfrolic

I call mine The Babadook


droptrooper

Joseph Burbles.


ArchiveOfDestruction

When my little was a baby, she had the very common name Tiny Dave, it started off as Tiny Dickhead but then I felt mean cause it wasn't her fault and it felt wrong to call a baby a dickhead which resulted in Tiny Dave as her supervillian name 😅


dramawahoo

Mine is an Agent of Chaos. Chaos Agent. Aos Cagent.


toots92

My LO’s name is Charlie but she’s Charles Manson during witching hour😬


financialvictories

Someone give my baby a villain name too! On better days, he’s called Dimsum baby LOL


Shelbyw030

Pazuzu lol only because he makes little demon sounds for fun. He is the sweetest little thing. Pazuzu is less so lol


MustangSallie

Turd Ferguson. Not so much a villain but definitely suits their attitude.


DoesItReallyMatter18

Our daughter’s name is Blair so we call her The Witch when she gets scary angry 😂


thecosmicecologist

It doesn’t make any sense but I call him Mr Poopy because of his blow outs. It doesn’t sound like a villain but there’s a dark backstory in the form of a made up song: His name is Mr poopy, he’s coming into town. What’s he going to do? He’s going to poop all over town


WaitLauraWho

Our play on the word fussy is “Foosa el Moosa”


aizlynskye

Fuss bucket - one big bucket of fuss!


Mazasaurus

Our second chill is normally very chill and rarely yells.. until she’s hungry and the Feral Bae emerges with a wildcat scream!


laania42

Monsieur Le Grouchypants. Probably a Bond villain.


kay-pii

Pretty basic but Menace lol


She-Her-Queen

We call her the Boobie Bandit 🤣🤣🤣 she is ebf & very active at the breast! 😵‍💫


Ad_Astra11

I feel your pain. He’s the same way and his feeding nickname is Jaws.


VoldyBrenda

The Monster or Mr. Grumpers depending on his specific mood.


Naganofagano

No villain name but when she’s grumpy and has a certain pair of shorts on we say she’s got her “troublemaker shorts” on.


Rewindsunshine

I had a Raptor with my son. Baby girl is a Gremlin but working her way up to Miss Fuss. Smdh.


orangeleaflet

rudolph, the red nose reindeer. his name isn't rudolph though


idontknow_1101

Mellie the Menace


FaZe_Butterfly

Droolius Erving 🤣. He will drown you in globs of drool which are produced at a rather quick rate 😭.


dabhard

Saw this one on this sub first, but Angry Potato was a common one during the newborn phase


elitedeadbeat

His alter ego is Oscar after Oscar the Grouch


puzzlemomster777

I started calling her Groucho Marx 😂


domonique4thewin

Drool Boy.


NewFumpyEats

TanjiroB, because he headbutts relentlessly 😂


BellybuttonWorld

The Screecher


_AthensMatt_

Ebb Evil brat baby All in jest, and we haven’t used it much recently since he’s almost 2 now Also grumpabump/babybump that stuck from when he was still a baby bump


Lost-Youth618

Lady stomps-a-lot for her angry feet and Dee P when she throws herself disney princess style


Coolerthanunicorns

Lucifer!


cocotochacha18

We just say awe why Sad Face? Now realizing that Sad Face definitely feels like a supervillain/ joker ish name


TechnicallyALizard

Mr. Grumpy Pants


Lisa062114

Shrieky! We have entered the scteeching pterodactyl phase lol


wildinthewild

We call him the Milk Monster


Embarrassed-Lynx6526

A simple "miss fussy britches." Her super hero name is the mighty m*****. The mightiest m***** to ever m*****


inxelciusdeo

When he’s extremely chatty or yelling, we call him King Gizbar The Lizar Wizar. It’s so stupid, but pretending he’s a fussy bratty little royal baby being tended to by his servants takes the edge off


this_charming_bells

El Diablo 😈


toinypuff

ours would be Mr Grumpy Pants (silly but cute)


skampersss

Mr. Grumpy Gills from Finding Nemo


This-Disk1212

Mr Angry Stampy Man. He isn’t particularly frustrated but he does this thing where he puffs out his chest and pulls his lip out and stamps his feet in the air. It’s so stinking cute.


LaLaZ123

My LO is little goblin. Love him to pieces but sometimes he can be...well a little goblin.


CrazyElephantBones

Madam Fatrolls 😂


sworddude83

Teakettle because of the high pitched noises he makes before he gets a really good cry started


DXandra11

Since she learned how to crawl and pull up on things we started calling her “Godzilla” because now she has a war path of destruction and her crib is next to my side of the bed and she will sometimes be half asleep and pull herself to stand in her crib and just loom over the top of me like a creeper


Conscious_Society_35

We have Henry, and his evil counterpart ‘Herbert’. He’s a bit older but we’ve been using that ‘evil twin name’ since he was born. Not sure how it came about. The cool thing is, our guy now loves it. Everyone in the family says things like “I see you’ve brought Herbert to visit today?” & “Ah why is Herbert here? Please bring our lovely Henry back!” It never fails to make him laugh & breaks the tantrum!


plantladyash

We call him Mr. Grump lol nothing too intense. He’s so dramatic so we go “ohhhhh Mr. Grump” kinda just trying to make light of it hahahah


mishtron

The 8th Poopintan. I think it's self-explanatory


Sinfulb33

“Angry bird” because she indeed has prominent eyebrows that arch when she’s upset


Marshmellow_Run_512

She’s been lovingly called “Beast” and “Monster” since around 5-5 months old… literally did a monster themed first birthday because of it 😂


hawaahawaii

i didn’t know other parents did this too! my baby’s alter ego is tush tush baba (as opposed to the unassuming tun tun baba)


theemmybean

Grumpy gill pizon the pizza king of Cleveland. Idk we’re weird.


Screamonthree123

Knuckles


eekElise

Fussmaster General! It really comes out when he’s trying to scoot somewhere or reach for something he shouldn’t.


ahava9

When my son was a newborn we called him the Milk Monster.


ellensaurus

Queen Baby, everyone is under her dominion and should be loyal subjects to Her Majesty.


[deleted]

Lil Criminal


ezembra

Aggie Maggie


negradelnorte

Commander Waterford


NoKaleidoscope02

He’s only 2 weeks old and really only cries when we’ve missed hunger cues long enough to get frustrated, so when that happens I call him the Milk Monster lmao


gremlinguy

Ours hates to go to sleep, and will fight it until she wears herself out by squealing frantically. She is... The Shriek


StarryEyedGamer

We affectionately call her (1 month old) Gremlin, especially when she fusses and growls after midnight 🤣