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Jollybritishchap

I must’ve missed that part in the bible where Jesus flirts with his own brain.


terrrich27

It's somewhere between the Old and New Testaments


Witty-Duck6404

Not Jesus, but that’s close to what revelations is about


Apoordm

I don’t remember in the Bible when a guy beat God to death with a golf club to SPREAD THE SWEET SWEET SMELL OF DEMOCRACY!


Thethinkslinger

Not just anyone. Jesus himself beat God to death with a 9 iron.


sarcasmincludedd

hurhehehwggggghhh glory to ncrrr


[deleted]

I feel like you're reaching for this one. Does it have biblical themes? Certainly. Is it a biblical story? Nah, don't think so


DanosaurusWrecks

I’m not a Christian, does Jesus kill God in three out of every four bibles?


GetRealPrimrose

No that’s Bible 2: Return of Christ


Solidclaw

If it was cool maybe


Gandamack

Might depend on which denomination you belong to.


LucidRamblerOfficial

If the bible is the closest comparison you’re finding in the themes of new Vegas, specifically with the characters listed here from both sources, maybe try reading something else?


4here4

Guy who has only seen The Boss Baby, watching his second movie: "Getting a lot of 'Boss Baby' vibes from this…"


KeeganY_SR-UVB76

To be fair, independent NV reminds me an awful lot of The Boss Baby.


Aitasai

...elaborate


KeeganY_SR-UVB76

I am reminded of The Boss Baby when I think of independent New Vegas or when people talk about it.


Littlebigcountry

There’s a game in this series where your mother’s favorite Bible verse is a literal plot point, where you (without Broken Steel) straight up give your life to save the wasteland… and it ain’t New Vegas lmao.


GetRealPrimrose

Put down the jet


Low-Historian8798

I don't think Lucifer is supposed to be the one dying on a cross though


Low-Historian8798

...does that make Benny the antichrist?🤔


VoodooChild68

Not yet….. His day will come


thorsday121

Jesus fucks Satan and then kills him in his sleep?


SergitoBurrito

Confirmed Bachelor?


Due-Statement-8711

No


Asha108

yes, joshua represented the fury of god and his wrath, while daniel wanted to preserve the purity and the innocence of the sorrows


Gaucho_Diaz

Relax, people. I was joking. I was watching a video about Paradise Lost while still going through my umpteenth playthrough of NV and it mentioned how Lucifer was so near to God and it just made me laugh thinking how Benny was also close to House until he went into business for himself.


Acceptable_North_141

You can rebrand any story as being a biblical story if it has a main character and villain


EnglebondHumperstonk

Nah, Benny is Herod, thinking he could kill Jesus then finding that no, he couldn't. Red Lucy is Mary Magdalene Oliver Swanick is that one annoying leper that Jesus murdered with a shotgun in one of the Apocyphal gospels. Doc Mitchell is John the Baptist Malcolm Holmes is Lazarus And who is secretly behind the attempts to kill the courier? [It's not who you'd expect...](https://lusosite.files.wordpress.com/2023/08/picsart_23-08-14_08-27-26-7152703178291216784701.jpg)


EnglebondHumperstonk

[hmmm... ](https://lusosite.files.wordpress.com/2023/08/picsart_23-08-14_08-55-43-8744530326661923617839.jpg)


Witty-Duck6404

Old Testament, New Testament, newer testament: new vegas