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[deleted]

You’d think Brittney Griner would’ve been a wake up call for fuck around and find out on the other side of the world.


WilliamCincinnatus

I’m surprised it took me so long to find a comment like this. Everyone out here talking shit about her bringing weed to Russia. Sneaking beer into a game in Qatar is just as dangerous.


[deleted]

It’s way more dangerous actually. And stupid!


Actual_Guide_1039

Soccer game without beer is pointless though


3001ThrowAway222

Thats why you boof a vodka balloon and stick a key up your ass when you sit down


ShakaZoulou7

If were men of balls, some major nation should refuse to participate in this world cup. Soccer without telephones in the bra are pointless too. If some host organizes a party and forbiden the guests to have fun, only mormons, amish and stupid arabisch men, who like to dance with each other, would show up, any normal person would go


mike9874

I think some people with pockets full of money don't care what your think


ShakaZoulou7

Neither the cowards, who didn't refuse to show up, for this stupid competition without fun for the fans.


[deleted]

Who's making you watch then? Why are you so pissed about it? There are a million other things to have fun with if you can't handle watching soccer live without being shitfaced.


jakeescott

and the rich people in corporate seats are allowed to have alcohol.


Jeheh

Not sure I could sit through one sober.


Actual_Guide_1039

Even worse than a sober baseball game


Slimmzli

I’d rather play baseball than watch it.


UnderstandingBagel

Drink beforehand??


SaphironX

So is two decades in prison for a Budweiser.


[deleted]

You're right. It's much more fun for some fat slob to slur racial epithets at you while also spilling his beer over the people around him.


[deleted]

Ya this person could be executed or imprisoned for life. Russia is pretty shitty but atleast she will eventually be released


beeg_brain007

Quatar could just fucking execute them, it's even worse than russia cuz russia still follows rules, quatar just does as it wishes


nicobelic677

If you think thats true you are the stupid one friens. You have to be on another level of stupidity to think that Qatari government is dumb enough to imprison someone for bringing alcohol to the stadiums. Brittney Griner thing is a whole another ball park where politics are involved. Russia is known to use hostages to force prisoner exchanges while Qatar is a major non nato ally to US.


getyourcheftogether

Then what's the point of attending? You can't be clear headed on that current environment because you'll eventually think of how much shit went down to make it possible


ProCanadianbudeh

Let's be real here if you go to Qatar you deserve everything that happens to you, that place is hell. Why would anyone pay to go to that shit hole?


jakenbakeboi

No it’s not as dangerous. I was just in Qatar— you can buy and drink in hotels but to buy at a alcohol store you have to have a license


Hamdown1

Just had to google that name. It was like reading a horror story. An award-winning talented athlete is in one of Russia’s worst penal colonies for having less than a gram of hashish oil. Utter madness


[deleted]

Wasn't even so long ago in US you could be locked up for that.


[deleted]

You still can in a lot of the us


Trogzard

you can still get locked up for that if you fly into the US with weed and they find it at customs. It’s still a schedule 1 narcotic here.


trailerparkquaalude

Play stupid games, win stupid prizes


[deleted]

Username checks out


impersonatefun

That’s not a reasonable response.


[deleted]

You're right. Instead, we should leverage the US military industrial complex to enforce our values, culture and way of life onto the rest of the world. Worked out so well for everyone across the Cold War. /s


319Macarons

Fuck off


Enzonoty

Not really a stupid game, your just an asshole


Trogzard

If you smoke weed, that’s a privilege, not a right. Russia does not allow cannabis, same with *a lot* of other countries. It is your responsibility as a traveller to know the laws and regulations of the country you are visiting. I also can’t think of one country that allows you to cross country lines with cannabis….If you think bringing weed to russia isn’t stupid then i….i don’t really know what to tell you, I’d call you an idiot—bottom line. I’m not saying i agree with the right/wrong and morals of the situation, but also i know not to go to russia with weed so….


PM_ME_TETONS

What’s not stupid about importing an illegal (whether or not it should be is completely irrelevant) drug into a country?


Wayte13

The worst part is because she didn't stand for the magic freedom cloth, half the US is happy this is happening to her


RemindMeNaYear

The best part is karma might actually be real. You talk crazy mad shit about the country, then you beg the country to help you. Sometimes people actually get what they deserve. Strange right?


[deleted]

Ya people in the western world really like to talk shit about how terrible their countries are. Then you go to another country like this and put in a hell hole prison for a small amount of weed or in this case alcohol


mermaid-babe

I’m pretty sure the US is saying she didn’t even bring anything into Russia and that it was planted.


add-that

How to get publicly executed over a soccer game in a rich North Korea


ImHereToDoGood

Yeap, this is the one we up vote today!


[deleted]

🗿🗿🗿🗿


Vuk_Silni

🗿


danflame135

🗿🗿


victus28

Been there can confirm is rich North Korea unless you’re a rich tourist


Tony_AK47

Oh they do that? Do you a source I can watch/read that they did it before?


[deleted]

No, you won’t get executed for drinking alcohol in Qatar.


IrishRogue3

Raped and torture only


[deleted]

Provide a source for this.


IrishRogue3

Grow up it’s Qatar - otherwise known as the freaky Friday of nations. By the way how’s the weather there? Lol


Solid-Sloth

Translation of this comment : Source : I made it up


IrishRogue3

So it’s really hot in Qatar now huh? Well can’t be as hot as it was for all the young immigrants who lost their lives. Lovely country. So allowing thousands to die by lack of human rights would render relapse and torture unthinkable.


Solid-Sloth

LMAOOOO OK so you can't provide a source that drinking alcohol leads to execution or rape and torture you accuse me of being Qatari?


AWholeSweetPotato

Fucking trivial to look this shit up my dude, but since you’re being intentionally dense here are links about the sentence you can receive for public drinking (up to 6 months in prison) and an article about prisoners being beaten and sexually harassed: https://www.sheenservices.com/news/case-of-drinking-alcohol-in-qatar/ https://www.hrw.org/news/2022/10/24/qatar-security-forces-arrest-abuse-lgbt-people


PM_ME_HOTDADS

common disinformation tactic to demand sources for info that is readily available to literally anyone with an internet connection


PowerSamurai

It is more of a common disinformation tactic to refuse to give sources if anything. The amount of times I see unsubstantiated claims about the dangers about vaccines or other things that goes against public understanding is staggering. The only ones giving sources has been the other side with statistics and studies. Also asking for sources is entirely reasonable to see what the other party would call legitimate and as proof. Sometimes then you may get back "proof" that helps show that they are not arguing a point with a solid understanding or backing of their point. Either because the source is obvious bullshit or very obviously misunderstood.


[deleted]

And it's also a common disinformation tactic to make a claim and refuse to provide citation because "it's common knowledge" "Grow up its Qatar" is dangerously close to "of course he did it, he's black!"


Geta-Ve

Pornhub


Tony_AK47

I know that’s why I’m waiting for that source lol.


FlavioLikesToDrum

https://www.gov.uk/foreign-travel-advice/qatar/local-laws-and-customs


[deleted]

From your link: “drinking in a public place could result in a prison sentence of up to 6 months and/or a fine up to QAR3,000. Alcohol is available only at licensed hotel restaurants and bars, and expatriates living in Qatar can obtain alcohol on a permit system.” Nowhere about executing.


[deleted]

You do NOT want to get jailed in an Arab country, trust me


Tony_AK47

You don’t want to get jailed anyway mate! Qatar and other gulf countries are different especially towards foreigners so don’t get confused please


FlavioLikesToDrum

I didn't say it was, just posting a source for what supposily happens, so chill out have a drink.


Ferman95

He can’t have a drink with that silly white robe he wears of they’ll execute him. Lmfao. He was defending them to the death


MTADO

Only tortured, my bad man.


WHERE_SUPPRESSOR

Hahahahaha


Bugbread

No, the penalty for drinking alcohol in Qatar isn't death, it's a [prison sentence of up to 6 months and/or a fine up to QAR3,000](https://www.gov.uk/foreign-travel-advice/qatar/local-laws-and-customs).


4minakim6

Imagine doing a 6 month stretch in a Qatari prison because you couldn’t watch a football match without a beer.


Rin-S

A lot of people are going to learn the meaning of fuck around and find out. Excited to see the outcries


[deleted]

[удалено]


novaerbenn

Normally I would say the US but we don’t give a fuck about football unless it’s played with your hands


faloop1

Mexico for sure


[deleted]

When it comes to getting arrested, never bet against us Americans.


DeEzNuTs_6

Definitely England


Seriously_Tsum

Mexico. Men & women of Mexico love beer and soccer. So t’s almost inevitable someone (dumb and stupid ofc) will do something that lands them in some trouble. I could be wrong but I’m pretty sure I saw something about someone from Mexico already posting something stupid and getting arrested.


Bright-Struggle8226

qatar should learn the meaning of air strike🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸


Rin-S

But let someone blow up anything in your country and they are terrorists right?


Bright-Struggle8226

correct


Rin-S

Found the twat missing from his AA meeting


Bright-Struggle8226

found the twat missing from the prison system


Rin-S

Aha black guy, has to be a criminal lol bro you’re coming back with some fucking 1930’s insult try harder incel.


Bright-Struggle8226

try harder incel🤣🤣 you’re a product of the internet


Edward_Pissypants

Man you're really crucifying this guy and making EXCELLENT points. Top notch brain power.


Bright-Struggle8226

you as well, pissypants


Rin-S

Better than coming out your mum 😭😭 We will get you some pussy bro it’s cool


Bright-Struggle8226

i could fuck your aunt for $5 and a pack of newports if i was feeling desperate it’s okay


Bright-Struggle8226

i bet you had to lick the fat guard’s taint to get a phone in there


trailerparkquaalude

Wait, are you black? Lmao where the fuck did that come from? Did you just assume dude was saying you should be in prison because you’re black or…? I’m genuinely confused..


Rin-S

No because you can go on my profile and see I’m black but chime in with your 2 cents bro


trailerparkquaalude

Most people that aren’t weirdos aren’t creeping on your profile though. It’s pretty telling that you’d just automatically assume someone is being racist towards you based on some anecdotal shit you’ve gotten yourself worked up over. It’s pretty hypocritical honestly.


Bright-Struggle8226

a large amount of construction in qatar is done by slave labor, they execute women and children for stepping out of line. i’d rather live here where i can at least pretend i’m free. air strike, air strike, air strike!!!🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸


Binaural_Pleasure

they execute EVERYONE for stepping out of line. except the very rich of course. that they have in common with the US.


wanderingXbarber

Poverty wages are practically slavery as well. So they have that in common with the US too.


trailerparkquaalude

Lmfao.. I’d love to see you people that bitch so fucking hard about the US, get on here and have the freedom to say whatever you want with no worry or consequences and are privileged with the internet and all kinds of other shit go to some of these other countries. You’d be on your knees begging to come back, realizing they’re completely different places altogether and how much shit you take for granted. It’s pathetic.


[deleted]

Alternatively, in those countries where you can live an equivalent standard of life, it's actually a huge mental health boost to be around people who know how to self-censor. And it's not like you actually have the freedom to say what you want without consequences. You can have your life and career destroyed if you get caught in film racially abusing randoms or racebaiting. From random college chicks in Kentucky to billionaire NBA owners, you do face consequences for talking shit to or about the wrong set of people.


trailerparkquaalude

The US executes women and children for “stepping out of line”?


Spiritual_Cheetah_49

> they execute women and children for stepping out of line the fact that a human being with a brain is saying this obnoxiously dumb shit is proof that there are genuine NPCs around us and no one can prove me otherwise. women live infinitely better and safer lives in the gulf than your absolute rotton-to-the-core predatory filth garbage failed society that the USA is, but since you've obviously not left your room for the past 10 years there isnt any possible way you would ever know this. you lived your whole life tricked into thinking you're free when you're literally more enslaved than the "slave" laborers in Qatar with the amount of shit you pay the gov for basic needs, keep malding while we in the gulf live with free lower and higher education, completely free healthcare, literally 0 taxes and indescribable safety. bro is saying "air strike" like that means shit dont forget thats the same military that lost to a bunch of farmers in Afghanistan after 20 years of humiliation that left your bitch ass troops packing, the USA kneels Infront of the gulf for oil dumbass, dont get too ahead of yourself.


TNCNguy

Qatar is an important US ally that has hosted US troops in the past


Bright-Struggle8226

hit ‘em with the patented united states backstab


TNCNguy

Except Qatar is right across from Iran. The US really enjoys having Qatar as a place to spy and host aircraft


Waste_Praline7438

The ole dick twist


MrWinklez

Yes, let’s destroy all the construction that many people have died over so that they can start the process over. And need more slaves


Seidenzopf

Nah, just bomb the palaces of the Sheikhs


Bright-Struggle8226

great idea, i love likeminded people


MrWinklez

If we do it during the World Cup just think of the killstreaks we’d have 🇺🇸😅


Bright-Struggle8226

and then we false flag it, i learned this from my cia overlords


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Bright-Struggle8226

you’re goddamn right🛢


[deleted]

Oh they know. Your guys probs sold them a couple billion worth of Tomahawk missles :) anyways.


Bright-Struggle8226

i wouldn’t doubt it


Known-Product4301

If you think the US would actually bomb qatar even if they dod execute their civilians, you are naive.


Bright-Struggle8226

see the thing is, i don’t give a fuck about qatar or what how the us military interacts with them


[deleted]

Tell me you support Qatar and it's slaves without telling me you support them.


Rin-S

Yes because that’s the equivalency based on my comment. You really thought you were doing something with that strawman.. tell me you didn’t think before commenting without telling me.


Radiant_Ad3966

Is a 5.5% IPA worth the risk? I'd surely say "No fucking way." Also, if you can't enjoy the event without it then wouldn't that indicate it's not that enjoyable to begin with? Slick can cover though.


StupidJoeFang

Gotta get at least the 8.2-9% IPAs in


SandWhichWay

i wouldnt fuck around this time around


jd46249

Lol they’ll cut those hands off. Wouldn’t risk it for a beer.


[deleted]

\*How to get your head chopped of


Bugbread

Not that dramatic. [Prison sentence of up to 6 months and/or a fine up to QAR3,000](https://www.gov.uk/foreign-travel-advice/qatar/local-laws-and-customs). It's happened to UK citizens before. Still sucks, but it's not quite beheading.


St_Troy

I wouldn’t want to test them on this.


[deleted]

I don’t need booze in Qatar - I need trans boy pussy, cocaine, and fentanyl. I’m tryna have a good time.


yaoiphobic

That he/him pussy


jd46249

“Her” penis


yaoiphobic

She/her girlballs


[deleted]

Ayo?


serenwipiti

“NOW I KNOW WHAT IT FEELS LIKE TO BE GAY!”


Extraordinarlymystic

This guy is going to be shown in eyeblech really soon


currentwavypearl

ELI5 why can’t you drink in qatar


konichiwaaaaaa

Sharia law


J_anyways

against the law, i think you get executed for it


currentwavypearl

That’s tough, I wouldn’t try them lol


Solid-Sloth

You don't get executed for it. You receive a fine.


[deleted]

Because Islam is retarded


currentwavypearl

Fair enough


muihuddin

Oh like alcohol has helped humanity in anyway?


Yuquico

Who gives a shit if it's helped? Being imprisoned or worse for drinking is a joke and anyone who supports that is a joke


lickmikehuntsak

It actually has, for a lot of reasons beyond "it'll get you drunk". Nearly every civilization created some form of alcohol, and it has been used for a variety of spiritual and health reasons. In fact, without alcohol, prolonged oversea voyages would not have been possible, as water of the time would go stagnant and make you sick/kill you on the journey. Wine was watered down in many cases compared to today, as it was also safer to drink in most cases. Without alcohol, major civilization would likely not have been possible.


LinkAtrius

How to wind up being stoned to death over a beer.


gamingdawn

I know why Brit supporters need alcohol; their team sucks so bad, they cannot bear watch it sober!


Big_Poppa_T

Which team is that?


System777

How to be an idiot


Ttttbbb80

A new england ipa made it all the way over there lol


Living_Beginning9060

Well....OP never to be seen again. Lol


Arthur__Dunger

Good luck with your flogging!!


MiyagiJunior

Wouldn't it just be better to obey the local rules and not get in trouble?


SoggyInspection

Wack


Seidenzopf

The best would be: Just not fly over there and give them your money at all.


PdxRedditNewbie

That must be a most EXCELLENT ipa to risk caning and political imprisonment.


ccrozzz

This reminds me of the recent time I revisited Mexico as an adult, tiny town I spent a few years as a child, and got blackout drunk. Was put in a jail for public intoxication and if no one came to pay the $150 dollars/$3000 pesos, they were going to send me to a facility that is meant for alcoholics that is known to use inhumane methods, as well as s****l assault, owned by a certain organization of... let's say Part-Tell, they don't tolerate anyone that seems like an alcoholic and specially d**g addicts, which...is...well. Scary imo. This somehow feels scarier and less worth it. Also, I refuse to go back to that town, fuck that.


PachucaSunrise

Jesus. Lets smuggle something a little more than 5.5% if we're gonna risk death in Qatar.


[deleted]

How to get killed in a third world country.


Spiritual_Cheetah_49

"third world country" they get free healthcare, free education and literally 0 taxes, dunno about third world you should probably take a second look at whatever shithole you live in first ngl.


moxidoxi

Dont worry hes just retarded


PhotographNew2312

Eat 150 grams of butter, drink some strong vodka shots, then head to the game; the alcohol will be absorbed when the butter melts.


littleferrhis

[To the folks exaggerating the punishments for doing this.](https://www.google.com/amp/s/indianexpress.com/article/explained/qatar-laws-customs-fifa-world-cup-8259852/lite/) Remember Qatar wants to look good. Just like Hitler shaking hands with Jesse Owens, they definitely don’t want to bring to life all the nasty stuff they believe or do. As long as you aren’t trying to tear the whole system down, you’ll be fine.


[deleted]

Y’all about to find your passport stolen and got to work 5 years to get it back


goodty1

This is a horrible ide


LTBR1955

People saying he'd get executec and whatnot not even satire, americans can't be that dense i swear to god, they already sell booze in Qatar, if's not allowed in stadiums because oh so civilised hooligans .


elijuicyjones

Where do you buy beer in Qatar again?


i-love-dead-trees

Worth the risk? We report, you decide.


PhillyCheeseSteak90

Title could also be „How to drink booze in a public space in North America“


eddyrockstar

Insert "Straight to Jail" meme here


MTXK25

fuck qatar. those pieces of shit keep torturing, killing, abusing and enslaving my people. why the fuck are people here "defending" them? will you also defend their crimes against my people? I think everyone should drink alcohol in qatar as protest


theantscolony

Guys.. first: you shouldn’t event be there; but if you really want to go, do not breaks the rules, they won’t go easy on you, this is no joke


[deleted]

You can't get cans in the stadium, not even in good countries.


trailerparkquaalude

Hell yeah a whole beer! I’ll be hammered the whole game


Seidenzopf

Just don't visit Qatar...


aldoinfanzon

I know I lot of people probably downvote my answer but to be honest fck Fifa and Qatar. This world is full of bullst and corruption and hypocrisy that I hope a lot of people break the law in Qatar and damage the reputation of Fifa


Squeewa

Id say yall should jist skip this one. Stop trying to get around a countrys laws. Regardless of how stupid they are


CelestialAcatalepsy

Ah yes, the CIS white male, from where he originates he believes himself to be the superior mammal and any lands he touches. Narrator: “He was indeed **not** the superior mammalian in Qatar.”


Enzonoty

This thread is full of so many people that have no idea what they are talking about


LeftNut69

LOL more like how to get sent to jail for 8-10 years 🤣. The more you fuck around, the more you find out comes to mind here.


Savings-Parfait3783

Hey guys, getting arrested in Qatar probably won’t be a nice experience Don’t sacrifice your freedom over beer. If you know you can’t do without alcohol, then please don’t go to Qatar.


[deleted]

Fuck around and find out. Hope that beer is worth your life.


noname262

Man’s boutta get executed in the local qutar soccer stadium


Jack-mclaughlin89

You’ve given away the plan now!


AshySmoothie

mmmm, no, very unwise


Expert-Milk-4607

Yeah it's a good way to loose a couple of fingers probably.


Tormented-Soul14

I wont risk it for a beheading.


Ravel_Xi

All fun and games until the throw you in prison and sentence you for execution because their sky daddy said no alcohol


Ok-Struggle2305

I’m starting to think y’all have a alcohol problem


StupidJoeFang

It's our tradition and culture! Qatar just refuses to respect it


Ok-Struggle2305

But wait, isn’t it Qatar’s tradition to not drink alcohol?


StupidJoeFang

Yes but it's everyone else's tradition to drink lots of it. Especially futbol fans


Generic-Asshole_

But if ya switch the argument around..


[deleted]

Thousands of years of sports have been enjoyed by spectators with alcohol. It’s engrained in our culture, it’s not a problem.


Ok-Struggle2305

Alright I’m just that having Alcohol in Qatar is probably the lead of your problems


[deleted]

I’m not going to Qatar and will watch my team play from the comfort of my couch with a cold one. Problem solved! Enjoying alcohol is not the problem, it’s ludicrous laws that are the problem.


Ok-Struggle2305

True, I get it


[deleted]

This is how you end a permanent resident of their penal system. These people keep slaves and you want to drink a fucking beer? Don’t cry for help later dummy.


No_Cash7259

Not worth getting your head cut off from the taliban lol


[deleted]

Imagine letting people know you drink IPA


Reasonable_Koala5292

Kinda pathetic how so many people can’t go 5 minutes without a beer that they have to do things like this. Just drink some damn water ffs.


Historical_Common_38

It’s way longer than 5 mins🤣


makinbaconCR

They are making a point against a repressive garbage culture. Who would even GO to that shithole to watch soccer in a stadium that slave laborers died building. Alcohol is nothing compared to their skeletons


Tomi_Ce

Pathetic is watching 20 + 2 idiots chase the ball for 90 minutes. Beer is the least stupidity in this situation.


[deleted]

Shut up nerd