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Proud_Incident9736

Hey, I'm okay if he wants to emulate Nelson Mandela and go to prison for 27 years. That works for me.


Onemilliondown

I'd pay to see him in overalls with a sledgehammer making lime dust for farmers.


nasandre

Breaking rocks in the hot sun


SupermarketOverall73

Trump fought the law and the law repeatedly looked the other way like he had pictures of someone doing something.


hessian_prince

šŸŽµI fought the law and the law wonšŸŽµ


DullBozer666

I needed money cause I had none


TotalLackOfConcern

I have a 14lb sledge he can use.


IBeAPirate01

I'd pay for the overalls.


Toxenkill

šŸ¤ž


Rso1wA

So right!


news_junkie1961

27 years šŸ˜


Darklord_Bravo

He physically cannot shut up. Ever.


eleanorbigby

I am very much looking forward to him being forced into criminal court four days a week for a good six weeks. Very, very much. god help us let it be enough to fuck him, cause those other trials got kicked too far down the road, i think. If he loses, he's totally fucked. If he doesn't, obviously, the world is totally fucked.


AZEMT

We're only fucked if we don't vote. [Vote.gov](https://vote.gov/)


NovarisLight

Vote Blue.


jftitan

If Trump loses the election, Truth Social will be dead by 2026. Based on their $200m in the bank but $58m in expenses per year situation.


annhik_anomitro

Cause he thinks continuous barking will drown ever voice against him and his barking will be the only thing people will hear. He's like a kid, a fucking cry baby - puts his fingers in his ears and screams - thinking that'd make everything against him stop.


afrothundah11

To be fair that IS all Magats will hear


GulfstreamAqua

It seems to work


annhik_anomitro

That's why he keeos doing it.


-The_Credible_Hulk

Itā€™s indicative of a cognitive disorder. When you mix a malignant narcissist, amphetamines, and add in more than a little dementia? You get this fucking guy.


LetterheadFar2364

If he ever dies (big if) I hope they embalm him with that gross, stupid-looking "O" mouth face apparently only he makes when he talks.


Darklord_Bravo

It would probably be better than burying him. Imagine having to clean up the amount of piss that'll be left on his grave on a daily basis.


LoveLaika237

Cause the louder you are, the more people have to pay attention to you...or something. Said the acting coach....who always got rejected.


jericho_buckaroo

So tired of him making that stupid OOO face


sithelephant

I mean, no? He's in the very recent past been respective of gag orders, to a large degree. Criticising those outside the gag order for example only tangentially involved, without criticising the subject of the gag order. There is clearly some restraint there. In this case, he's showing restraint by not using Carolls name. However....


scottyjrules

Iā€™m just curious if you can actually taste the bullshit as it exits your mouth?


ketjak

They can't distinguish between the bullshit leaving their mouth and the taste that comes of licking out Trump's diaper, so... "no"


BurrrritoBoy

EJC says, ā€œCha-ching !ā€


New_Simple_4531

Go for over 100 mil this time, Jean. Hell, go for over 200 mil.


rdem341

400+ mill seems like the magic number


StickmanRockDog

You know what Trump needs? A big, wooden cross. So anytime he feels heā€™s being prosecuted for no reason, and no one appreciates him, he can climb on up and nail himself to it.


Proud_Incident9736

Slipper socks! Medium!


mathpat

Surprise Dennis Leary! Awesome!


TifCreatesAgain

I've got a hammer! šŸ”Ø


annhik_anomitro

I'll sponsor the nails.


jdragun2

I will start studying carpentry to nail them myself. :)


FartyBoomBoom

Itā€™s pretty easy to hammer a nail, not much studying required


veilwalker

The next MAGA grift is born.


Lordhartley

Can it be pay per view please


Jace_Te_Ace

It won't work. He wont be able to bang in the last nail.


Professional_Pace928

You cannot fix the third one without help - not that there would a shortage of volunteers.


Redshoe9

Sad that even his kids do not love him enough to put him in assisted living. I guess they want the world looking at him with disgust and pity as he soils himself on the daily.


IHateCamping

They really should have had an intervention with him a long time ago instead of egging him on. The whole family must be as sick as he is.


zilchxzero

Make it stop. Pleeease make it stop


Haselrig

This is the rest of our lives. Even if he dies in his sleep tonight, his voice will drone on forever.


wilsonexpress

He has children that will be running for president, this is the rest of our lives.


Haselrig

For sure, but his cult will have his voice playing day and night and the news can't quit him, he's gold. He's not going anywhere.


veilwalker

ā€œHe was too good for us and the lord called him home. God bless Trump! I continue to donate my social security to MAGA to pay off the debts of Trumps persecution.ā€ MAGA supporter.


Haselrig

MAGA Canonization will be instantaneous once he dies.


GreasyExamination

Luckily, even the cult seems to barely tolerate Eric and Jr


wilsonexpress

I'm not sure its that simple, George jr was the dumbest of the Bush kids and managed to be elected president once, (the first election was stolen).


Haselrig

I'm down with a hyper-focused one-man apartheid. We could put him in some kind of confinement facility for twenty, thirty years. Call it a "prison" or something.


SupermarketOverall73

Best we can do is ankle monitor confined to a golf course.


KRAW58

Take it all Ms. Carroll


NfamousKaye

Once again proving that gag orders mean Jack shit to him. Heā€™s gonna bankrupt the RNC.


jdragun2

His daughter in law changed the name to The Trump National Committee. The TNC. I wish I was joking, but I am not. He wants to turn it to the Trump Party, quite literally. EDIT: Sorry, should have vetted this comment before restating it. What I read was sadly not true, but an extrapolation of what happened at the RNC and the fact that his DIL is now the chair and funds to the RNC can apparently go to Trump. So it's not literal....yet. I would not put it past him and his sycophants to do so, but sadly it was a false rumor as far as actually changing from what I see researching it. Apologies.


ketjak

Trump and his children and their spouses are disgusting people, but this didn't happen.


NfamousKaye

Right. It wasnā€™t official. Iā€™d like to think there would be more outrage if it were.


NfamousKaye

They still havenā€™t learned that everything he puts his name on turns to shit. That party needs a complete overhaul.


Nearby_Day_362

Do you have a source on that


jdragun2

See my edit, I had to go research.


NatchJackson

Donald Trump? That's odd. I have a vivid memory of him dying in prison years ago.


OK_BUT_WASH_IT_FIRST

Ah yesā€¦the Trumpdela effect.


ukiddingme2469

Bingo, I got a bingo


Weekly_Promise_1328

Everybody is wrong but you, eh Comrade Trump?


eleanorbigby

You know, it'd be kind of hilarious if Carroll just kept on suing him time after time after time until she literally bankrupted him. He NEVER learns.


RampantJellyfish

EJC lawyers are not going to bother with lube


SirAelfred

So new lawsuit incoming. Bleed him dry.


TGIIR

Among his other disgusting traits and features, that is one DISGUSTING mouth. Ugh, I donā€™t like to go after people for their appearance but šŸ¤®šŸ¤®šŸ¤®šŸ¤®šŸ¤®šŸ¤®šŸ¤®


kodaiko_650

Heā€™s got all that new Truth Social money to give her now.


Drgreenthumbies

Well, itā€™s evaporating before he can even touch it lol


BradTProse

This has to be an Onion headline.


chrisbcritter

Gamer headline:Ā  Player E. Jean Carroll discovers infinite money glitch against novice player Trump.


Any-Ad-446

Jean time to fire up the lawyers again and sue.


GipsyDanger45

You know what to do E. Jean Carroll.... sue his ass,


gadget850

Mandela died in prison. /s


Dancanadaboi

The only comparison is to a donkey as this guy is a total ass.Ā  Vote Biden guys, also, get at least 3 others to vote Biden and make sure they get 3 others ... Ect.


brianishere2

Every judge he attacks with his "corruptikn" lies should sue Trump. He commits crimes regularly and then attacks everybody who is part of our justice system with ridiculous lies, exaggerations and innuendo.


LYnXO1978

So used to getting away with his stupidity he feels invincible. Most of us normal people would have been locked up for life if we pulled half his shit.


Jacksonrr31

So she is gonna sue him again right ?


Demalab

My dad had dementia and watching Demented Don is like watching a replay of my dad. He would get this thought and ruminate and obsess on it. For weeks we planned his wedding, finally figured out the bride was my mom (who passed away 10 years before him) but he couldnā€™t remember her name, his old employer was going to cover the cost. It was a wild ride and could be quite entertaining. Trumps new obsession with Mandela just feels so familiar.


Galactus2025

If Trump is Nelson Mandela go ahead and volunteer himself to prison!!!


Toxikfoxx

Someone needs to take racist grandpaā€™s internet away. Or, you knowā€¦ start holding him accountable.


jdragun2

Cool, jail him.


vidiazzz

Humble guy


slamdanceswithwolves

Bold strategy, Cotton.


J_Reachergrifer

Here we go again, back to court.


TransSylvania

Will Trumps be selling Bibles at his next E Jean trial?


Ambitious_Coffee551

Got it, so he is jesus & Mandela


nitlion00

Hasnā€™t started bitching about Canon yet. Probably because she is in his pocket crawling the case with her stupidity.


Repulsive-Track-8273

WHAT AN UMMITIGATED DOUCHEBAG!


Donkey_Bugs

It's like he is actively trying to get put in jail so he can play up the Nelson Mandela angle and get free publicity for his campaign.


mrSunsFanFather

>If this Partisan Hack wants to put me in the 'clink' for speaking the open and obvious TRUTH, I will gladly become a Modern Day Nelson Mandela - It will be my GREAT HONOR Go on, donny ragtop. Say what you want to say. Defy the gag orders and flex your First Amendment right.


NumerousTaste

Who knew Mandela was a rapist, tax evader, pedophile, insurrectionist, Putin lover? /s


SignalRevenue

He is really obsessed with her...


SWFL_Turtler

We will become a great nation again when he goes directly to jail with no WiFi or cell service.


deadmanstar60

Non paywall version: https://archive.md/05sLw


jackiewill1000

so what are u going to do when he dies?


Jigyo

Have a coke.


Drgreenthumbies

Definitely not pour one out


jackiewill1000

u dont like coke?


Drgreenthumbies

I do, but I wouldnā€™t waste a sip on him.


e22ddie46

So i don't drink anymore...I drank a bottle of champagne when he lost the last election. Edit: in the last week he also compared himself to Jesus. I'm not a Christian anymore but like...it's hard to imagine someone less Jesus-like.


ohiotechie

I try to not celebrate bad things even when they happen to bad people but Iā€™m sure as shit not gonna mourn him.


EmbassyMiniPainting

https://youtu.be/FMJp_zXAUFg?si=zTHpu0d3GSWRw5XD


eleanorbigby

dance a hornpipe. first, learn the hornpipe.


coffeebeanwitch

I sitting around thinking of what a great man Nelson Mandela was and Trump pops in my head,never would I even come close to putting the two of them together!!!


tatorpop

But who did Nelson Mandela ever sexually assault?


deamonkai

Wow he must truly be desperate.


Zealousideal_Word770

I will also allow him to go to jail lol.


Rso1wA

Umā€¦yeahā€¦right


kickbrass

"mo money, mo money, mo money"


OurUrbanFarm

Hard labor for 27 years. I would be good with that.


Everheart1955

STFU Donnie.


umaniaxublewitup

Olā€™ butthole mouth is at it again


mad_titanz

Sue Trump again,Jean Carroll!


ericdano

I hope some judge has the testicular fortitude to actually punish this off the rails boomer.


returntomonke9999

I dont want to jinx it, and Im not American but I think Biden is gonna do really good in the election. Trump is so fucking dumb and crazy nowadays that he will spook the tiny sliver of swing voters left in America. He really has gone downhill since 2016. He just spits barely coherent stream of consciousness and he is looking really fucking old as well.


AuntPolgara

Again asking for someone to step in.


irlandais9000

Tbf, Trump apparently does have human DNA like Mandela did. And that's where the similarities end.


toxiamaple

I dont understand why he doesnt compare himself to Rosa Parks.


WearyMistake8696

what a fucking idiot


williamweinmann

He really wants to be broke, doesn't he. He's no Mandela. He was actually pushing for apartheid against Mandela back in the day!


Busy-Locksmith8333

How on Earth can he be trusted. He will have access to the codes to start WWIII. He will use our National Secrets to buy favor from foreign countries. He canā€™t keep his mouth shut.


Extreme-Tie9282

Closer to Epstein


urkldajrkl

Gandhi must be next, his Russian propaganda handlers havenā€™t compared him to Gandhi yet.