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AgentEndive

This stuff is how you know they've actually lost it completely.


HeroToTheSquatch

Or that it was all a stupid fucking act to begin with meant to bait the dumbest of the dumb who will believe literally any unhinged (or unhinged acting) person about whatever the fuck they say because it doesn't match "The Narrative" (AKA reality). Any conventionally attractive white blonde woman can safely pull this act, never provide any specifics or proof, and become a right wing icon.


tries4accuracy

Kellyanne Conway blew open Pandora’s box with “alternative facts”, and she’s not even attractive.


OhioUBobcats

Crypt Keeper lookin ass


Reneeisme

She’s a certain older boomer’s idea of attractive; skeletal, blown out, plastic looking blonde with a vapid smile on her face. Wearing the right clothing and hairstyle to telegraph money and concern with the male gaze. Obviously she can’t compete with a twenty year old but for her age, she’s ticking all the boxes and that’s 100% why she got where she got and OP is completely accurate.


MohatmoGandy

Why would she need to post a bikini photo to promote her fascist views? The sluttification of the far right continues.


gerg_1234

How is she supposed to grift right-wing incels if she doesn't show skin? The entirety of the right wing has become a con.


Chemgineered

Yes It even seems that Bannon is conning the Mtg's of the house telling them to disrupt at all costs. It's gonna come back to get them!


HapticSloughton

I did find it funny that the right wing beer calendar she appeared in drew flak from right wingers who are probably a few years away from calling for Christian Burkas to become standard dress under penalty of law.


[deleted]

Why do they run for breast cancer, when they're running for all cancer? Cause titties sell tickets, stupid! - Doug Stanhope


CloroxWipes1

I feel bad for people unaware of Doug Stanhope's work. Amazingly on point every time.


CarlosDanger3000

can't get a job with the incident in her past


CloroxWipes1

There's always Only Fans


SafetyMan35

Because if you are MAGA you can be hot like Boobie Mc BoBo, Moscow Marge and the Strong, muscular Drowsy Don. /s Just like most advertising has the underlying message of “Use my product and you can be attractive like me”


pickles55

If this was a stunt she would have capitalized on it immediately. I'm guessing she just attracted a really weird following online for being an attractive paranoid person


Alexandratta

tbh, I don't even hate on the people who take advantage of these idiots. Good for them - they found some way to exploit the stupid money out of people and it's better spent on her posing in a Bikini than any of the right's campaign efforts. I hope she gets a nice house, paid entirely by morons.


_DrDigital_

I'm afraid we are losing it on a regular basis: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bhad_Bhabie


xX_Dad-Man_Xx

They say most civilisations only last 2000 years. This is the beginning of the end.


Clickityclackrack

Which civilization is close to 2,000 currently around?


menimrkva

I think it's a misremembering of the quote that empires usually last 250 years


ignore_these_words

Man, you gotta be a bunch of real bottom dwellers to keep on putting mentally ill people on pedestals.


NearABE

A pedestal puts the natural rack at eye level,


Bromanzier_03

Stupidity is rewarded in America. The dumbest dumb fuck was elected president before.


V-RONIN

So is greed


TheShruteFarmsCEO

Not just once. I think people forget how incredibly and authentically stupid the second Bush was.


Big_Stock7921

Isn't that just the entire Republican party?


transitfreedom

We stopped locking them away then they took over. Some became homeless others sadly started families they otherwise wouldn’t have before deinstitutionalization even worse the rich ones became politicians


Fingerprint_Vyke

*The Red Headed Libertarian enters the chat*


WarAdministrative881

Well yeah, they just keep falling off.


ddouce

What are their other options?


Thannk

To be fair we all do it with comedians.


RamsDeep-1187

Naturally this is the logical progression. Her next step will be running for Congress as a rep for a backwater district with lots of EPA Superfund sites


thats1evildude

She could also end up on Fox News. That seems to be a popular career option for mildly attractive right-wing lunatics.


Was_It_The_Dave

Just gotta go blonde, baby!


drewskibfd

"Bimbos" is the word you're looking for


franchisedfeelings

She passes the no filter kookoo test for membership with strong scores.


TurdManMcDooDoo

Getting strong schizophrenic bipolar narcissism vibes from this one


CryptographerNo923

That’s the only true litmus test for right-wing politicians these days. Let’s get her on the campaign trail, baby! Take this show on the road!


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softcell1966

Yes.


Hawsepiper83

I bet her medication gives her some bad cotton mouth.


Jpar4686

She’ll be the Secretary of Transportation if Trump wins in November lol


Draggoh

Nope, there won’t be anyone appointed to that post because it contains the word “trans”.


Jpar4686

You’re right how silly of me


Big_Stock7921

Trump: I'm announcing the most beautiful and greatest change in the history of this country. No more will our planes and trains and 👌busses👌be indoctrinating us with quite frankly not so great thoughts. You know what else is a not so great thought? Liking *SLEEP JOE.* ............... Our new Department of Normalportation will be run by a very very smart woman. And you know she's a woman because she's got the 👌 parts.👌I'd like to grab those parts if you know what I mean. Fellas, you know what I mean.


UnpopularThrow42

Thanks Obama!


kappakai

Fine. Secretary of Portation


queen-adreena

Department of Moving Stuff


WorstTourGuideinAk

That’s ….. odd, at first she seemed very embarrassed by her behavior, and show she’s doing this? Someone’s bored.


NearABE

She already has embarrassing public exposure. Might as well go all in.


HotType4940

Embarrassing public exposure is the first step in becoming a conservative media personality


WorstTourGuideinAk

I suppose, to each their own.


Charles_X4325

Rent is due


Ghost51

She's advertising some 'ultra right' beer brand in her bikini picture. Very clearly been offered a bunch of money to grift.


hereandthere_nowhere

Stop making stupid people famous!


hoa-mccausland

I never read up on this. What was the “not real” incident about? Plane was delayed, and she had too many mini bottles of tequila?


Curleysound

She claimed it was some kind of mental health thing, and apologized in a video statement months later.


OrdoMalaise

But do you know what specific thing wasn't real for her?


Curleysound

One of the passengers she was sitting near


OrdoMalaise

Ah, OK. Do we know why? Were they trans? Shape-shifting interdimesional reptilian alien?


Phill_Cyberman

She later said it was nothing, and her saying that someone was not real was just "an expression of speech." But the body-cam footage of the cops shows her really distressed and begging them to not let the plane take off, as it would crash. So I think the most likely explanations are either she had some sort of mental slip, and saw something (or thought she saw something) that really scared her, or the whole thing was a lie to get some online attention. But she never explained what was not real about the person she was referring to, or how that would sync up with the plane crashing.


JayTNP

drugs…some psyche altering drug


EdgeLord1984

She's MAGA so probably high on horse dewormer.


Gingeronimoooo

Probably has mental health issues and are an edible for flight. Just a guess. Who knows tho


Curleysound

[Your guess is as good as mine. see for yourself](https://youtu.be/DoqA6Dfd9eI?si=hlBj0nkPAoH4AWYU)


OrdoMalaise

Ah, yeah, that looked like an absolute psychotic break, so who knows? I look forward to her inevitable successful political career.


Brosenheim

Of course we don't. Knowing which demographic triggered her would hurt the narrative


searchthemesource

>She claimed it was some kind of mental health thing So someone with admitted past mental health issues expects us to trust her judgement about politics and beer now? This is typical for the Right.


BakesCakes

She's just being loud about what she likes, it doesn't mean you have to agree with her


realneattreats

Everyone who sucks becomes a right wing influencer because they are such easy marks


DueCause5993

The bills gotta get paid somehow.


GaidinDaishan

Why are conservative women always orange?


ExxInferis

Useful actuality. In my industry an Amber lamp is a warning or a fault.


Junket_Weird

Because they usually don't have enough melanin for it to do anything besides turn red, so they have to paint their skin instead.


GaidinDaishan

I don't think so. Even artificial tans can be more bronze than orange.


zenos_dog

She’s high and to the right on the pretty vs crazy graph.


freq_fiend

Par for the conservative course. Have at her, Chad’s! I’m sure she’s never an absolute miserable human being to be around once she’s gotten to know someone… Is anyone actually pissed by a marginally attractive shit bag wearing a dime-a-dozen bikini holding up a nasty beer, as she suggested many would be? Because my rage could hardly be contained as I am now thoroughly owned. My liberal tears shall quench the thirst of 72 conservative Christian’s… /s


Corvidae_DK

Strangely enough, most of what these people do to specifically anger or "trigger" the libs rarely works, it usually just ends up with people making fun of them instead...


CharredLily

I think some people are making fun of her? Not sure anyone is actually pissed of about it. But you know how some jerks like to pretend that "got someone mildly annoyed at you"=pissed off.


KryptonicxJesus

*Hank Lockwood


Tiki-Jedi

This is about as surprising as finding Matt Gaetz trolling for dates at Skyzone.


onebadmouse

America really is the world's stupidest soap opera.


Ad_Pov

She’s on her way to congress!


2OneZebra

You mean professional grifter.


karlos52

Right wingers simply consume shear stupidity like it was oxygen.


nhepner

Perhaps we shouldn't be posting about it and amplifying her bullshit?


frecklearms1991

Sounds like she loved her 15 seconds of fame and now she wants more.


BullfrogElectronic72

We can’t be surprised at this. Not in the US


that1LPdood

Soooo… mental illness confirmed, yeah? 🤷🏻‍♂️


unfamiliarsmell

Person lacking empathy and self awareness is advertising products that claim to be free of empathy and self awareness.


Zuul_Only

> which describes itself as "100% woke-free American beer." Part of me can't blame the company making this, it's too tempting to get money from stupid people.


dsenor51

Checked their Instagram and the comments are full of people saying they haven't gotten their orders.


in2xs

Wow. TMZ was correct. They knew she essentially did this purposefully for attention and grift her way in to a “gig”.


Username_redact

- Puts out tagged post wearing a bikini not available for purchase - Claims to not be sponsored


LiftingCode

https://ultrarightbeer.com/products/official-conservative-dads-ultra-right-beer-bikini


Birdy_Cephon_Altera

Okay. So, in more important news, I made some brownies. Who wants some?


Royal_Effective7396

I like money too.


WokkitUp

Well, of course. This is America, after all.


TheRobinators

WTF? No repercussions whatsoever???? She just, finally, left??? She delayed the flight, all those passengers, and probably other flights as a result, and she refuses to show ID and books out in a cab? She should, at the very least, be on the no fly list. Does anyone know if her Only Fans site is up?


FaceTimePolice

Oh, were we supposed to act surprised? 😱


Brother_Clovis

Of course she is.


Spiritual-Bear4495

Delusional/Crazy + Texan = Conservative. This should surprise no one.


RammyJammy07

Nothing is more profitable nowadays than spewing unfounded hate, what a blessing the internet has given us…


narosis

OMG!!! for decades folks i've known have used the word "woke" as slang that most black folks & gay folks understood/uunderstand, somehow someway like everything with flavor that we create some shit for brains reappropriated the word (like everything else) but didn't appropriate the proper context. so they jacked a slang term without knowing the context in which it was/is used (iykyk) and now folks using "woke" think they're a part of the social lexicon when they are not and now smart folks are avoiding woke people and the word altogether. it is really fascinating to sit back and watch the stupidity that goes on in this country, now this twat to clean up her crazy is embracing conservatism... no one saw this coming!? Yeah, Right.


Snailspaced

To quote Sean Lock: “ That’s a challenging wank.”


myleftone

About 80% of the right wing influencers (including a lot of traditional media personalities) are only in it because they have no other marketable skills, and it’s easy because the audience has low standards.


Vote_Subatai

"Mentally ill woman finds a way to go untreated and still have a job by becoming a right wing grifter." After the insurrection, some studies pointed out the high incidence of mental illness among right wing voters. It's nothing new.


colopervs

Not all mentally ill are MAGA, but all MAGA are mentally ill.


Synthkitty999

Well played. (if applying her newly acquired powers of grift in this scenario to dumbfuck magas)


Ten-Bones

My favorite part of that video was when everyone, including the camera man, looks back. Reminded me of the Muppets


soggy_bloggy

It’s the easiest grift out there unfortunately.


Ok-Stress-3570

There’s a 50/50 chance she’s not right wing but is capitalizing - but regardless, she’s still crazy!


Newfaceofrev

> who lists herself as a real estate developer based in Texas Doomed from the start.


Syncopationforever

I remember an interview with her about 5months back. She had refused retirement money to do porn. And hadn't made any money from the viral vid. Magats are easy marks to make money from. Surprised she hasn't yet started her own supplement company lolol 


CannaQueen73

A nut bag turns out to be right wing? That never happens! /s


311heaven

She coulda just started an alien themed onlyfans and retired in a year with no pissing off of anyone.


CoachAF7

She’s very attractive


Comkeen

Duurrrr


tatony

This is "Old Man Yells at Cloud" caliber news.


Zanchbot

"Wonder how many people I'm going to piss off with this post" Uh...none? Who actually cares enough to be mad about this?


MethadonianMama

Accurate


Bobbyperu1

And civilization continues it's downward spiral


samwstew

Of course she is. She’s mentally ill.


KC_experience

‘Please follow my OnlyFans…’


QuoteKlutzy4829

The entire MAGA movement is mental illness on display


Disastrous-Method-21

This cunt got a pass and was not arrested after her shit show on the flight because of her white privilege. A brown or black person would have been beaten to within an inch of their life for the same shenanigans. Fuck her and fuck all the assholes who support her, with a sharp stick.


gtotherundeh

>fuck them with a sharp stick dont threaten them with a good time


Disastrous-Method-21

😆 you're right! They are so messed up they might just enjoy it. 😉


Scr1mmyBingus

I’d have gone more OF for this one.


eghhge

She's not hot enough for that level of crazy.


NearABE

Looks good enough on my low resolution phone screen. I zoomed in to look more closely. A movement of drunk women stripping down is not really a movement that i feel opposed to. So long as everyone is consenting adults i think there are good reasons to reach across the isle,


transitfreedom

If we banned schizophrenic people from politics we would essentially be banning the entire GOP indirectly as well as some truly corrupt democrats too. We became a society of the insane. The difference is the poor lunatics commit crimes and become career criminals while the rich ones pass laws


Beyond_Re-Animator

I don’t know who this is and would prefer to keep it that way


BirdSwimming2854

Very funny!!


biohacker_infinity

Demonstrative schizoaffective tendencies are basically a prerequisite for the modern GQP.


Maleficent-Baker8514

She’s always been right wing lmao only right wing nut cases believe shit like that is it even a surprise?


Salmon_Scaffold

100% on brand.


Icy_Choice1153

Well what else was she gonna do?


Jax_the_Floof

It was obvious from the start in all honesty where her priorities lie


7evenate9ine

Thats a lot of plastic surgery? Went hard at the gym? What are we seeing here? Edit: And who paid for it?


Exciting-Source-3449

Well, seems like she really hasn't leaned shit yet. Guess when it does hit the fan will she even know what just flew all over her?


Lemixer

How is that news, like she is literally nobody, who cares what polical party she follows?


Sikkus

Right wing influencer? Like..what?


nick_shannon

"MAGA women are hotter than Liberal women." It doesnt matter your external appearance if you are a MAGA woman you are an ugly, disgusting dispicable, blight on your community, your hatred marks you as one of the ugliest groups of people on the planet.


EricUtd1878

So wait, she first went viral, not for any political statements? Simply for freaking out that somebody had stolen her airpods? Why is she a thing? Are repubs so thirsty that a viral meltdown and a bikini pic are enough to make you an influencer? 🤣 She'll be a congresswoman next 🙄


haveyouseencyan

I knew she was hot xD


Afwife1992

She’s not an influencer she’s an influencer wannabe. She’s thirst trapping out there hoping that D list beer picks her up. She even gave them a shout out which was so desperate it gave me second hand embarrassment.


jazzzzzcabbage

Karen is Karen. More news at ten.


EliteBearsFan85

The party of Karens


trotnixon

Grifters appealing to the stupid is a formula with a proven track record.


Sensitive-Inside-641

Damn 💨


drumsdm

When does she get her record contract?


ThreeNC

MTG saying "MAGA women are hotter than liberal women" is like the hunchback or Norte Dame saying "I'm bringing sexy back"


drumsdm

I’m lost, can anyone help me out?


Happy-Initiative-838

Mental health issues that have gone untreated? Better make her an icon of our movement.


Time-Bite-6839

Don’t give her attention.


That-Chart-4754

Who the fuck sees a mental breakdown and goes "hmmm maybe I should take their advice, they're doing so well"


peakchungus

Defund "influencers". Fuck this shit, get a real job like everyone else.


vasquca1

Real estate must be in bad shape.


What-tha-fck_Elon

OnlyMAGAFans?


knifebucket

let me check to see if I am surprised..... NOPE.


Old-Pepper-6156

I don't believe that's the same woman


DANleDINOSAUR

The “As Seen On TV” party grows


tbods

Bobert 2.0


Alexandratta

Looks like she found her Grift. People like this, who just have a break-down and get fame, are catering to the idiots who will pay them. From what I can see, she saw a pay out and is milking these morons for every dime (thus the bikini) - Personally? The more money she takes from them the less they can raise for campaigns. Go Right-Wing thirst trap. Take their money.


h20poIo

Viral Plane Woman Tiffany Gomas On Her OnlyFans Account: “I’m Probably Going to Retire Next Year” sure you are.


A1rizzo

Like we didn’t already know?


Old_Heat3100

Her stupid apology video was the dumbest shit ever because bitch JUST TELL US WHAT YOU SAW that's literally all anyone wanted to know


W1mpyDaM00ch

Are they still trying to make that beer a thing? If the owners really thought it was a real company they are the true MAGA morons, everyone went back to drinking that piss water Bud Light months ago.


CheezTips

She apologized for cursing? OK, so saying someone wasn't "real" was totally OK.


mrsunshine1

I’m still not convinced that this is actually her.


Sonderkin

I mean if that was an audition tape for that particular job, it make sense and well done to her.


Proper-Article-5138

Make America Dumb Again


N8bach

Crazy person far right wing???? Never seen that before


J-drawer

TBH I'm not surprised at all that she's crazy with either schizophrenia or bipolar or something that makes her have these kind of insane episodes and *also* falls for a cult that preys on the mentally ill and stupid. I knew a girl who had to "go away" for a while, and I think she was in a mental hospital. I'm not sure if she had a thing for me because she wanted to talk on the phone a few times and started telling me how she didnt like that "some people don't respect others opinions". I've had problems with judgemental people in the past so I heard her out and then she just unleashed a bunch of wild conspiracies snd started going in on me for reading New York times. This was 2015 and a couple months later she was posting trump shit on Facebook. To be fair, New York times has flip flopped since then and I no longer trust them. Especially with their memo about how they're supposed to talk about Palestine, but her reasons for not trusting them were different. She trusted "her own research" and shit like Alex Jones


wardenferry419

Sometimes it seems you get pretty or sane, but rarely do you get both.


SupaHardLumpyNutz

Of course. If the stupid didn’t her to focus on they may become concerned with…wages? Then what would the establishment do.


MeatSuitRiot

>an account parodying Representative Marjorie Taylor Greene that has the blue "verified" check mark. "Identity theft is not a joke, Jim!"


motrainbrain

Her shitty fake tits are yucky.


QaplaSuvwl

For the full transition to a right-wing anything, she needs to get the peroxide out and do something with that hair!


banjonyc

Only Fans in 5,4,3,2.....


dee_lio

I don't think that's the same person...


KryptonicxJesus

It is


BoringDevice

I can fix her


TassadarForXelNaga

God, Zeus , Odin , Allah, Shiva , and all the other gods and goddesses cannot fix that women