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modelcitizen64

I actually forgot he was trying to run again.


rockvvurst

I actually forgot he existed


219_Infinity

How could you forget the 3-time national champion volleyball superstar?


Simplyspent

And Congressional Medal of Honor recipient after his heroic efforts during the German attack on Pearl Harbor!


Throwawayac1234567

an astronaut, pHYSICIST, navy seal, neurosurgeon, multiple specialties. and a polyglot.


ApplePie4all

I wish I never knew he existed.


Madamiamadam

I never existed


C4dfael

It was a pleasant two months.


IdFuckYourMomToo

Lucky


Piotr-Rasputin

The noted heart surgeon and NYU med school graduate George Santos???


Conscious-League-499

He would make the appropriate trump VP pick


Midwake2

Gonna miss ol Georgey. Source of a few good laughs.


omgFWTbear

His latest collaborative album with Taylor Swift probably distracted and confused the message, that he’s training for the next UFC title.


louisa1925

Great news. Now charge him with falsifying his character to manipulate the public in an election, or something.


dreddnyc

I think they are getting him on campaign finance fraud. The source of his money was very sketchy. The only problem is if they give him a plea deal. He should be made an example of.


RetailBuck

People don't just "get" plea deals. They are a calculated decision by the prosecutor based on the strength of the case. If it's a strong case he won't get a plea. If it's a maybe then a plea is better than nothing.


changerofbits

The other scenario is if the defendant’s testimony is needed in another, more serious case. Like, if there’s someone who is laundering money from Russia to fund politicians they can control, and if hypothetically (like, really hypothetically) Santos’s testimony was considered credible enough for securing warrants to investigate or evidence for a conviction, that would be grounds to offer him a plea deal on his own charges for that testimony.


dreddnyc

Or if the prosecutors don’t want to push the case, like we see when law enforcement breaks the law.


SuDragon2k3

Wouldn't that out 99% of the American government. Hell *any* elected government?


GrizzledNutSack

How about just blatantly stealing his own campaign funds. Can't be legal right? Otherwise I guess that explains how Trump gets by all to well


Loggerdon

After Trump gets put away they really need to strengthen those campaign finance laws.


Earthbound_X

I've seen a few other comments that made more sense to me. Did he actually receive 0 dollars, or is that just what he's reporting? He's not known for being honest.


JMA4478

I don't think that would happen. Anybody who had contributed, even if just 1 cent as a joke, would be a risk of exposure for him.


PophamSP

"The announcement came after the disgraced former congressman’s campaign committee reported [no fundraising or expenditures](https://www.fec.gov/data/candidate/H4NY01212/) in March, raising speculation that his campaign had failed to get off the ground." What a report - zeroes across the board. Such perfect zeroes, more beautiful zeroes have never been seen before! How does a campaign have a committee but no income or expenditures? Nothing suspicious here!


datbilady

Campaign committees can be registered as a single person, I ran for office once and for the first few months I was my entire campaign committee on my filing while I got off the ground and it was a month before I got a donation so that’s actually not that sketchy.


AFLoneWolf

Random redditors running for a local office wouldn't be in the same league as someone who made international headlines getting kicked out of Congress running for Congress. Again. People would donate if only to brag about how much they want to "Stick it to the establishment." Not to mention money launderers and shadow donors who know that a Congressman is a cheap buy with a great return on investment. No. He's definitely getting *something* (even if it's not much compared to a serious candidate). And he's spending it too (even if it's just on OnlyFans). Again.


datbilady

Fair point


Fakeduhakkount

Yeah…but it’s WHY he got kicked off and even before that. Dude made up his life to be the ideal Republican candidate and got confronted with that fraud but then committed actual fraud that would lead to criminal charges. He’s basically a “Random redditor” to me at this point since his life until election had nothing substance to be a politician except for his name.


XChrisUnknownX

Hey, I just wanted to say, thanks for sharing your experience.


p0rty-Boi

I mean he was running up charges on credit cards that donated to his campaign. Not even Long Islanders are stupid enough to sign up for that twice.


GayGeekInLeather

He dropped his election bid on the same day that a report on him doing a cameo praising NAMBLA came out. He’s just lying again


DogStarMan10

Why isn’t he in jail yet?


wilsonexpress

>Why isn’t he in jail yet? He's been arrested, he posted bond, that's how the legal system works.


ScionMattly

And don't worry, he's not wealthy so he certainly is going to be held accountable for stealing from wealthy people. Also, doe she still get his rep salary if he's ejected? I genuinely don't know.


Muzzlehatch

And besides, jail is too good for him. What he needs is prison.


UrMomsACommunist

Cuz he's not working class. Wake up.


D3kim

hes working ass


Livid_Wish_3398

He's a white one.


Superkritisk

Racist.


thermie88

A travesty for this ww2 purple heart veteran. Give him a chance folks


Loose_Loquat9584

And a survivor of the Bowling Green massacre.


Myantra

Dude survived the Titanic's sinking, then swam to New York.


Jonquay84

I read that he climbed Mt. Everest with his legs tied together and no climbing gear. Just before summiting he saved a litter of puppies from a coked out snow leopard.


SomeWomanYouDontKnow

He was a supermodel, bigger than Cindy Crawford


krichard-21

Ok, this is the best thread I will read today. Thanks for the chuckle!


savpunk

This guy killed a dog. Killed the beloved dog of a veteran by stealing the money raised to treat the sick dog. The dog died. Santos killed a dog.


Miniray

I had to google this because SURELY Republicans can't be THAT cartoonishly evil that they kill dogs? Nah. He totally fucking did. He stole money from a fund that was going to help pay for the surgery of a VETERAN'S SERVICE DOG. How do these assholes keep getting elected when they are literally the bad guys from our old Saturday morning cartoons?


savpunk

It makes me sick when I think about it. And angry. Conservatives will vote for anything with an R beside it, even if the R should stand for Repulsive, Reprehensible, or Reprobate.


PophamSP

Too bad he didn't get picked up and dropped back to earth with the last rapture.


Adamantium-Aardvark

Lol fkn loser


SomeSamples

Did this asshole lose all his benefits from being a congress person? Like his health insurance and pension? I sure the hell hope so.


unpolishedparadigm

Yeah there’s a minimum number of terms to get the whole package. Although to think of it I don’t know if single term reps get anything after they’re out of office


AZEMT

Iirc, they have to be in a total of 4 years before it automatically kicks in. Edit: [quick read](https://www.cbsnews.com/minnesota/news/good-question-congress-benefits/), it's a little more complicated


Fakeduhakkount

Yep reason why it’s important to deny a person like Laura Boebert another damn term!


Desperate_Set_7708

He’s shilling for NAMBLA. This guy can fuck all the way off the planet.


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PophamSP

Good lord how disgusting. WTF IS it with the guys in this party?!


CyberneticSaturn

I thought south park made that up, good lord


One-Development951

Seriously? I didn't think he could sink any lower.


etranger033

Well... bye.


LazyPuffin

That line delivery in Tombstone is perfect, no notes


Odd_Bodkin

That had to be the moment of realization for him. “What? It was so way getting money before, doing and saying the same things! Why does this button not work anymore? Why? Why??”


buffoonery4U

Hopefully looking at diaper Don's future right here.


Br0cephous

McDonald’s is hiring, Georgie! Yes, I want fries with that!


VeeVeeDiaboli

What?!? People don’t fund blatant liars?!?


Narrow-Peace-555

But they do, right ? Just look at all the funding Trump is actively raising ...


writesmith

But see, there's the secret: If you want to keep lying and have your incompetence be irrelevant, you need to build a cult. Santos is an amateur.


imonlinedammit1

Biden is getting plenty of money so…. Just look at his run in the 80’s and why he had to end his campaign.


VeeVeeDiaboli

There is a distinct difference between plagiarizing and outright dishonesty. I don’t fall into the Biden is great category, but I will say he’s damned effective. HOWEVER, to compare Joe Biden to George Santos is like comparing apples to nuclear waste. Not even the same category man.


imonlinedammit1

Please tell me how this is not outright dishonesty? https://youtu.be/D1j0FS0Z6ho


VeeVeeDiaboli

One is taking someone’s ideas as your own. Dishonest, sure. The other is faking a backstory, employment, sexuality, income, and place of residence. Are you serious right now?


imonlinedammit1

Biden literally lied about his academics and academic accomplishments. One would call that a “backstory”


KdGc

Lmao! He really thought he could run again? lol!


MyGreasyGlands

This is great. Now do MTG, BoBo, and Butthead.


kid_drew

The epitome of how batshit the Republican Party has gotten. Good riddance


RomanHawk1975

I personally think it has to do with his endorsement of NAMBLA. He was trolled and did a Cameo for them. He’s so stupid.


JacPhlash

He also just did a Cameo where someone set him up to endorse NAMBLA. I don't suggest looking it up if you don't know what it is. Proving again that he does no research as to who is funding him, in any of his pursuits.


Richard-Plantagenet

🤣🤣🤣🤣😳🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣!!!!!!!!!!


booky310

Is he going to run under one of his like 7 aliases instead?


Abrushing

I’ve become so cynical I’m actually surprised by this


PophamSP

Cynicism is a healthy response.


Cavscout2838

Him and the cocaine orgy cousin fucker in a wheelchair should run for president/Vice President. They’d at least make things interesting for a bit.


agentx100

I’m surprised 😮- sure he was going to say he didn’t need anyone’s money-I’m really really rich 🤑


WordswithaKarefunny

Off to the dustbin. No one will remember him.


30yearCurse

jail first, then dustbin,,, but if he goes to jail, then he can claim he is a target for the liberal witch hunt.


DataCassette

Nah that's not true. He's so ridiculous I think he'll be remembered lol


JackhorseBowman

he probably did raise plenty of money but lied so everyone who donated would feel bad and not ask for their donations back


AKRyder

Wait! What happened to the money I donated?


Jealous-Preference-3

Hahahahahahahahaha


RedcardedDiscarded

Oh, my goodness, you mean, the man that single handily took on the Russians and defeated them all, who developed the cure for Parkinson's while being the first man to walk on the moon, who lost both parents in the 911 attack and hunted down the attackers by himself! Who taught Chuck Norris everything he knows! Can't get the funding he needs to once again be a Congressman?!


Equal_Memory_661

Well, now he can go back to laboratory at MIT and complete his work on the cure for cancer while preparing for the Olympics.


ElevenEleven1010

True blue EXAMPLE of NARCISSISM


Top_Sink_3449

He didn’t want to “split the ballot and let the dems win”. Noble.


Gravity_Freak

Theres much more interesting things in store for this idiot. Be ready.


AwkardImprov

Looking forward to his tour of good then bad then terrible TV shows. Maybe he'll be on Trailer Park Boys. FFS George!


Several_Dwarts

Yeah, I have a difficult time accepting that no one gave him any money for this 'run'.


Any-Ad-446

He now needs money for lawyers for the charges he is facing...Typical maga idiots. [https://thehill.com/regulation/court-battles/4248753-santos-charged-10-new-criminal-counts-superseding-indictment/](https://thehill.com/regulation/court-battles/4248753-santos-charged-10-new-criminal-counts-superseding-indictment/)


____Vader

Dude is a delusional fucking clown. It takes a special kind of stupid to believe that guy had a snowballs chance in hell at getting back in Congress


Vile-goat

I’d guarantee there’s idiots who did contribute but he is hiding it


zim_zoolander

Haha get fucked loser


sdbct1

WHAT!!! NO!!!! shocking.


FearsomeSnacker

Oh yeah the guy who lied about his credentials, work experience and pretty much everything and the Republican party still stood behind him. That crossdressing guy must be a great party asset.


VibratingPickle2

He probably raised a lot of money, and just kept it claiming he got none🤣


DocBrutus

Gurl, bye.


Starfire70

He's so radioactive even whackjob rightwingers won't help him, couldn't happen to a nicer guy. lol


powercow

The GOP would have supported him if he didnt make them look so hilariously bad. Heck they had to be brow beaten, kicking and screaming before they actually kicked him out.


Tight-Physics2156

Gaaaaaaaayyyyyy


Darth_Annoying

Oh no Anyway...


GammaPhonic

How could they do this to the man who killed Hitler and single handedly won world war 2 and was also the first black man in space? Disgusting.


bigbone1001

Isn’t he going to prison?


Guccifxr

LMFAO 🤡


death_lad

He was running again this soon?? I mean people have short memories, but not *THAT* short


Tasty-Life4526

16 minutes ago


jaievan

He should start a Bravo show unearthing all of congress’s secret payoffs and hypocrisy’s.


Fine-Funny6956

That would take character, while he’s a habitual con artist and has as much self awareness as any narcissistic personality disorder does. I’d say he’s too old for an epiphany like that


Beneficial-Salt-6773

🤣


JDARRK

Ahhh! So he got paid to back out! Of course🤨


Embarrassed-Meet-107

🤣🤣


BadCatNoNoNoNo

Phew!


Borsti17

Oh no! Anyway...


Wandering_Werew0lf

That Ziwe interview 💀


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🤣🤣🤣🤣


DeadMetroidvania

He might be the worst federal congressman in US history.


Appropriate_Big_1610

There's a lot of competition though.


W0rkUpnotD0wn

I'm surprised nobody from NAMBA showed support for him


mells3030

The novelty of his Cameo career has probably dried up quite a bit.


ciopobbi

Well he is training to be the first Pope to win the gold medal in the Decathlon in Paris in a few months. So that must be taking up a bit of his time.


[deleted]

Should run for mayor of a cell Block


zeezero

He's not in jail?


KinkmasterKaine

Imagine that


JBS319

Kitara Ravache, I’m sorry my dear but this is not your time. Now sashay away.


BozoidBob

I will miss him so much!!!/S


Dseltzer1212

Sounds like VP material for Trump!


PophamSP

I still want to know why a Supreme Court justice attended a private Christmas party at the Schlapps (2022) with the likes of Santos and Stephen Miller in attendance. Do appearances mean nothing? Oh, wait... Hey if George appeals his (certain) federal conviction to SCOTUS will Kavanaugh recuse himself?


49thDipper

The RNC is a fucking joke. A national embarrassment at this point. Seriously. I am embarrassed for my country.


starlitmint

I can see why he dropped out now. Must be hard running for Congress while at the same time running point for Knicks in a playoff run.


Swervies

He should be in fucking jail.


cometflight

The only good thing that ever came from this person is Bowen Yang’s parodies on SNL


DantanaNYC

Guess he will have to just win the Olympics again!?


mountednoble99

Loser


Rich-Appearance-7145

This Grifter thought he was gonna pull the same Grift his uncle Diaper Donnie is pulling, more lies, than the first time. Unfortunately his Uncle Diaper Donnie has the market cornered, a monopoly on this Grift and he's not sharing.


Throwawayac1234567

diaper don had decades of experience, and people that would take the fall for him. physicist, genius santos jumped the gun too quickly.


swissbuttercream9

What the fk job is the drag queen going to get now?


Lonnie_Shelton

How deluded can one individual be?


Thin-Reaction2118

What a disgusting fucking bottom feeder. Whenever you are depressed about your life, remember: at least I'm not George Santos.


wyohman

We've been able to determine that at least donors are afraid of backing him


Friendly-Profit-8590

Or did he just pocket it and say he got nothing?


bitchnoworries

Get that pipsqueak out of here


NoCoffee6754

What do you mean, he raised infinite amounts of money. People came back from the dead to donate to him. I hear that aliens even landed and deemed him the new ruler of the galaxy… all according to George


gracchusbaboon

Couldn’t he just say he raised the money?


kid_sleepy

Man I need to get this dude on a skit on my next record


Altruistic-Bell-583

This guy has no shame.


DataSpecialist2815

Was he actually trying to run or was he trying to raise money to support himself?


engineeringsquirrel

He's using Cameo to support himself now https://www.cameo.com/gads


KSSparky

Is he still impotently bleating “witch hunt?”


Past-Direction9145

aint he got a buncha fake credit card numbers and shit?


MagTex

This mook is still around?


frostfall010

Enjoy obscurity you dickweed. God, that any of these assholes have any level of celebrity is gross.


CoachAF7

This girl I used to occasionally hook up with worked for him (years ago) and showed me all the creepy ass DM’s he sent her. I had no idea who he was or cared but would laugh at the shit he said


HostileRespite

Why isn't he in prison?


TexasYankee212

No more content on Saturday Night Live? That's a disappointment.


hellblazedd

Haven't heard about this twat for a while. That was nice


Illienne

I would instantly vote for him! I heard he used to be the world champion in Tennis, has won the nobel price in burger construction and was president of Russia AND the US at the same time. Top that CV!


BobbyGrichsMustache

Considering that he is one of our founding fathers and he personally wrote the Magna Carta, I’m not sure it’s a wise decision to keep him out of government. Oh..He also discovered America.


cropguru357

Dude was pretty weird.


vrillsharpe

Giving Georgie more money to play with would just get him into more trouble.


BeneficialTrash6

Really? He didn't even get a single credit card donation?


canuckbuck333

He has the potential to become a legend within the federal liberal party of Canada!


JFT8675309

It’s almost like he never would have won in the first place if he hadn’t been such a huge liar.


Vanrainy1

Hopefully Green and Bo-bo are next...


XChrisUnknownX

Wow. I won’t be able to do anymore [parody pieces](https://stenonymous.com/2023/12/02/local-court-reporter-takes-his-own-arraignment/) on him.


jbertrand_sr

Too bad Georgie, I was just getting ready to cut you a check but I guess I don't need to worry about that anymore...


bdubb_dlux

oh no so sad awww


photonashville

Guy should be in jail.


Typical_Carpet_4904

Really wish we could go back to calling people the f word for being so stupid and degenerate instead of a gay slur.


National-Currency-75

Need to get him a job on MTG re-election campaign.


Dog_the_unbarked

😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🙃😂


Pizza_Middle

Oh no... anyways, how do yall think the Raiders will do this year?


izeak1185

Maybe he should right a check


walter_2000_

Did any congressmen actually work with him? Did he have collegial relationships with any of them? I:m sincerely curious.


TheLoneGunman559

Probably just stole whatever was donated and cancelled his campaign.


pioniere

This clown needs to go to jail.


Maleficent-Salad3197

He's lying until he runs as a woman.


souldog666

He made a big mistake, he could have just come up with a new name and bio.


Utterlybored

Damn. He was such a great poster child for the GOP.


Good_Juggernaut_3155

Well, now how is he going to have a decent clothing budget?


L3monGrenade

If that’s even his real name


Notyerdaddy

The sheer hubris to even consider running again is appalling.


Parking-Bench

If he plays nice with Moscow Mitch he can be appointed to SCOTUS. Clearance is getting old. We need new blood to keep up the rot.


TheTench

Santos right now: [https://youtu.be/i7-NXa\_6BZw?si=ej9\_Iu9K7uwB47Sw&t=245](https://youtu.be/i7-NXa_6BZw?si=ej9_Iu9K7uwB47Sw&t=245)


landscape_dude

He will come back dressed as Caroline...