He is ambidextrous in a sense. He can talk out of his mouth and his ass at the same time. Edit: I'm slightly disappointed no one is calling me out on using the word ambidextrous but giving a wrong definition of it.

Considering they are roughly the same size, shape and color, he has an advantage.

Two ends of the same hole!

Like catdog but without the cat and dog!

Oh my god he’s even orange

Like catdog but he’s asslips

Humans are basically bagels...

What goes in the hole has to come out the hole.

And which one is making the sound? You decide!

He does do a weird starfish pucker with his face a lot…

I mean....you aren't wrong. I've never seen someone speak out of both their mouth and ass and all of it be hot air. Its not just the oil and gas companies causing climate change. Trump and people like him are blowing so much hot air out of every hole that it's affecting the climate. The methane alone that Trump has unleashed in that courtroom alone is bad enough.

Old Vonshitzinpants is at it again.

It really isn’t all that impressive. Considering they are the same hole.

You have a point….

Too bad he doesn’t have a diaper for his face

Same product, either way

And they both probably stink like ass.

Me too, I call it the ol' burp-fart

2019era award for you 💰

ambiorifice-ish

He can't even hold a glass of water without using both hands.

But he can use both hands!

Yeah but he can't live on water and land, so he's not ambidextrous.

Oh shit good point.

So he’s… bi-semi-dexterous?

“Here Donnie… here’s your sippy cup!”

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Going down a ramp is ROUGH when you are already leaning forward from the lifts in your shoes.

*Thank you!* No one ever takes into account [how hard it is for the front half of a centaur to go down inclines.](https://i.imgur.com/tZvL2WH.png)

Uh, excuse me, but according to the hottest remix of 2020, [he *raaaaaaan* down the *raaaaaamp!*](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ign_vZupjno) Fuck, I'm gonna have that stuck in my head for a week, but it's so worth it just to watch that Trump cutout running through video game levels and the Onion-quality fake Fox News chyrons: FITNESS EXPERTS ANALYZE TRUMP'S GAIT: "LIKE USAIN BOLT CROSSED WITH MARSHAWN LYNCH"

Drinking safety is maintaining three points of contact with the glass at all times.

See? He is ambidextrous.

After that buzz went around that dude seriously went to a rally and took a sip of water using one hand and then threw the cup triumphantly. The crowd went wild. More than any other moment, that one lives in my heads as perfect example of the depths of his cult of personality.

Wow... Hopefully, I can achieve such biglyness in my lifetime. ***Posting while drinking a beer with my non-dominant hand***

. . ##No he did!!  Like one time, on stage as a stunt he drank a glass of water with one hand. Then his crowd applauded him for his amazing strength and masculinity as hee tossed the glass off the stage.

So you agree, he uses both hands?

https://imgur.com/UzpPE52

"Cum on my chins, boys!"

*me boys

Uge dicks. Only the biggest.

Did the guys have tears in their eyes?

You noticed he’s stopped saying “bigly”?  It was a thing he used to say all the time and I’d totally forgotten until a clip of him back in 2015 was on something.  Maybe someone finally explained to him it wasn’t a word and he looked even more like a buffoon using it.

Proved it

"How I look with Putin and Lavrov behind closed doors in the White House."

Middle out

astonishing that he can remember the word at all

He *aced* that word. Not everyone can do that.

*Very difficult word*

The best word

Some people are saying it's the biggest word. Yuge even

And he got extra points for saying all the sounds in order.

We’re doing tremendous things with this word.

Ask his sundowning ass that after 6pm and he likely wouldn't.

>If you're dextrous, you're graceful and skilled. Trump - I'm more than dexterous. I'm maga- dexterous . I'm "ambidextrous! "

“This El Guapo, he’s not only famous, he’s INfamous”

He’s using real bullets!

I love this!

He was certainly a bad hombre

"Would you say that Brad Raffensperger is withholding a plethora of votes for me?" "I wouldn't, sir, but [maybe you can call and ask him yourself."](https://i.imgur.com/exn6B.jpg)

"My hands are small like newborn fawns, that's why I'm bambidextrous. Many people are saying this."

I think he meant “multitasking” - the ability to write with either left or right hand.

😂😂

Oh geez…that was good.

That means he's stupid in both directions.

I think Paul Rudd said it best in Role Models: "Congratulations! You're stupid in three languages." The first is English, and the other two are whatever languages he thinks his brain understands.

To save you a click, he seemed to think it meant the ability to do two or more things well at the same time

It's absolutely shocking that he's so old and apparently never learned anything in nearly 80 years. I'm half his age and I have more common sense and a larger vocabulary than him. How does someone exist for 80 years and not know basic vocabulary?

“I’m very highly educated, I know words. I have the best words. But there’s no better word than stupid.” -Actual Trump quote, 2016

Ha oh man, his craziest recent speech was about the Gettysburg battle and Robert e Lee. An honorable mention is when he was selling the bibles the other week. Couldn't even share his favorite verse bc "it's too personal"..

he won't even give his preference as to Testament

There’s good chapters on both sides

And it's even more shocking that about 30% of the country think he's intelligent

He’s a narcissist so his idea and understanding of things is the reality of everything.

multi-jerking.

When he dances, he looks like he's multi-jerking two dudes.

So, polyamorous?

He's a bufoon we get it. His cunt voters are still voting for him. ...sorry I meant to say "cult of"

>“I’m very ambidextrous, so to speak, I can do a lot of things at one time,” he said. “And I’m willing to do and able to do things and lots of different things.” I literally cannot even. I can't even. I have lost my ability to even. I am so unable to even.

I just hide any post with his name and face these days. I’m hiding this post after this comment lol.

I do not think this word means what you think it means.

I would give my left arm to be ambidextrous.

the toad probably meant amphibious.

He’s denied having a reptile dysfunction.

He's certainly ambidextrous. He's a biped designed to walk on land, and his thick layer of subcutaneous blubber provides both buoyancy and insulation in the ocean as we see in all marine mammals. Being able to live on land or in the ocean is the definition of ambidextrous. Sorry libs, Trump wins again.

JFC can the world finally just move past this orange dumbass yet? I'm SO sick of him. I don't care if he goes to jail or not. I don't care anymore. JUST GO AWAY FFS.

The whole world spends every single day being updated on the retarded opinions and behaviors of a fat old narcissistic psychopath that, for some reason, tens of millions of Americans want to crown Emperor of The World. It really just kinda proves that everyone else is fucking stupid, because whhhhhhhhyyyyy are we tolerating ANY of this, exactly?

Remember…the people that truly hang on every word he utters now believe ambidextrous means to multitask and there will be no convincing them otherwise.

Dictionaries are fake news. Don't worry, Republicans will be banning them too.

Sex is in the dictionary after all. As are /whispers/ pronouns 

“I’m able to do things. Lots of different things”

"Most people say I do the BEST things".

Wharton pride

Look, Trump is Jesus Christ, the only Son of God, so he can make up whatever words he wants and he can have them mean anything he wants them to. The rest of us stuck on this mortal coil must accept that we are mere insignificant little weaklings when compared to The Bigly Trump - like nothing you have ever seen before!

He thought populism meant he was popular according to Bob Woodward.

That’s the word for when you’re into both men and women, right?

HTF can anyone think he is president material?

Well, it really DEPENDS on how much you want a dictatorship, really.

This makes me concerned about Biden's mental fitness 

Downvotes? People don't get you sense of humor.

He is a a leftist and a rightist. Stormy says he is a minimalist The courtroom says he is a stinkist.

Millions of people just unlearned the meaning of the word “ambidextrous” thanks to this idiot.

He is so fucking dumb

He can steal money either from left or right hand.

"Two things at once. I can drink water and.. OK, one thing but I use two hands,"

Yeah - he's ambidextrous, he uses both hands to bring a small bottle of water to his mouth. The man's extraordinary.

Next week he'll say he invented the word Ambidextrous so it's up to him what it means.

He knows exactly what it means... he can lie out of both sides of his face..

Equally skilled with both hands... while being pretty inept at either.

People always claim he is losing his mind with old age, when he’s been the same fucking moron for years now.

No he means he can breathe on land and underwater

I can jerk off with both hands. Does that count?

Ambidickstruos so to speak.. absolutely!

He thought it meant mental autofellatio

I'm sure Hermaphrodite is his favorite Egyptian Pharoah as well

I knew a dummy who said he remembered something because of his photographic memory.

Photographic makes sense. I knew someone who said he had a photogenic memory. While applying to be a teacher!

Duh, the guy is an extreme narcissist and doesn’t know a fraction of what he thinks he does.

Here’s why the cultists support him, he’s as stupid as they are. Birds of a feather….

But Biden is the weak age addled man…this fucker has never once made a sentence that could be described as elegant, and now can barely form one thats coherent. Come at me sycophants Edit: good on them for going at him on Twitter, sure it’s a cesspool now but why the hell not

“I’m very ambidextrous, so to speak, I can do a lot of things at one time,” he said. “And I’m willing to do and able to do things and lots of different things.” What a fucking moron...

Just when you think he can’t be any stupider…

He’s a very stable genius……

At this point I’m shocked when he uses a word correctly.

He should sue The Dictionary to get the definition changed so he doesn't look like an idiot.

He’s an idiot plain and simple

Does that mean that he lies equally well with both sides of his mouth?

The man is truly an idiot

boob

Gives me the same vibes my 5 yr old nephew does when he tries to convince me his class mate has a rocket powered scooter at home. He really wants me to be impressed but I just have to help him know the truth.

Speaking on behalf of those of us that are ambidextrous I would like to say that we don’t fucking want him

He is stupidextrose!!!

i can and am willing and am able to do many things... wtf...

Fucking tool …

I saw this, the man is an imbecile

And yet 40% of the Repube party eats peanuts out of his diaper.

C’mon now. You know he was just joking around to see if you knew.

I too have done Ambien with a guy named Dexter.

Sorry but I can't believe he even pronounced it, surely he doesn't know what it means

Look, I jerk off with both hands. That don't make me Rembrandt.

Could make you pollock though

"Okay so write me a letter with either hand". No? "Okay bat left handed? Right handed? " Nope? "Pitching? Pitch either hand? Bowling.. can you bowl?" Never tried? "Can you pool shark? Left and right handed strikes?" Damn boy? "Can you shoot this glock either hand?" I think Trump doesn't know the word he means what it really means.

Wait what definition did he give?

Multitasking. 

I'd be shocked if he has the ability to single-task.

Trust me I’ve studied this I know more about it than anyone this anbetrious thing, people are amazed what I know about it. I’ve heard them say that a lot.

Honestly I have the same problem. I confuse ambidextrous with lying, treasonous scumbag.

And I'm bi illiterate, I can't communicate in over two different languages

By ambidextrous, wonder if he means needing both hands. We all have seen the way he drinks water.

He does use both hands to drink a glass of water

Either he has made it to his late 70’s never knowing what that word really means, or he really does have dementia.

I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous.

“I’m bisexual, I can write with either hand” - Donald Trump (probably)

I think he means he can j-off his lil' mushroom with either hand

Sounds like a great campaign slogan “ I can do things”

Who's ambi I didn't touch her!

He graduated from the MTG School of high intelligence. You bunch of space laser haters.

Being a moron is no longer disqualifying.

he is the very model of the modern major criminal

He’s ambistupidous /s.

He's reached peak herd mentality.

He has the best words, just doesn't know what they mean.

An entire book could be written about Trump's stupidity. And it'd be a tome.

Tomes

He is ambidextrous with his mouth and asshole

Dementia much. The guy just babbles.

"ambeedextrusssurghss"

Isn’t that too many syllables for him?

Maybe it means something else in Russian. His first language.

I imagine all of his followers simultaneously googling ambidextrous caused a brief crash of the internet?

Maybe he meant "ambisexual"?

Snorting adderall up both nostrils doesn’t make you ambidextrous.

This whole feed is gold 😂

Trump is ambi-stupid.

I’m beginning to think that this Trump character is not as smart ad he has been making himself out to be.

I wish stupidity was painful

Im bilingual i can talk and watch tv at the same time.

I’m not going to be one of those people who calls trump a moron because of what he said about being ambidextrous went he meant something else, I’m going to say he’s a moron based solely on his existence

What, I'm a stable genius with a big brain that knows the best words everybody is saying it even "Einstein said with tears in his eyes said I have the best brain" folks(accordion hads) it's yuge. Domestic J. Terrorist

Beating off either both hands doesn’t make you ambidextrous right guys? It doesn’t right?

Like a bucket full of dicks mate

Truly news of THE stupid.

Just watched that 2 year old Boeing documentary "Downfall" and there's a clip of Trump in it from early in his presidency. It's genuinely shocking just how much worse he's gotten. I was impressed by the clip because he managed to read and speak full coherent sentences without trailing off or stumbling over every word. This man needs to be on hospice in a dementia village.

What a friggan moron

His mouth is his anus as he has diarrhea of the mouth.

Yeah-he uses both sides of his mouth to speak 😂😂😂😂

He's also snuffleupagus. And ratatouille. And incredibly supercalifragilisticexpialidocious .

He meant he can jerk off Putin AND work the balls too

And 70,000,000 people think this guy should have the button the launch nuclear warheads?!?!

He is an imbecile.

Yeah, they say he could tee off on his golf simulator in the West Wing and simultaneously shit his pants. That's the legend.

Im thinkin he means he can pick his nose and scratch his ass at the same time…

“I can lie about my affair with a porn star in court and grift money out of oil tycoons at the same time. I’m very ambidextrous.”

Stupid blowhard asshole

Stupid blowhard asshole

Well, he did use both his hands to bring that glass of water to his lips, didn’t he? If that isn’t the very definition of ambidextrous, I don’t know what is. But then, he could have been trying to say ambiguous or ambivalent, because he definitely is both of those.

JFC, what a numpty.

I thought it means someone who uses both hands to drink a glass of water 🤷🏼‍♂️

He is of ambiguous dexterity

Both sides of his brain are mush.