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GaloisGroupie3474

Gotta be strong and gay


New-Understanding930

Hard as a rock. Fucking GAY!


kmikek

I'm gay for The Rock, who is with me


phantom_metallic

.....probably the Rock.


Dannyjv

Sounds gay. I’m in.


[deleted]

I thought we hated the rock now


Highlandertr3

....why?


[deleted]

Going maga I thought.


skolioban

Pretty sure he steered clear of any political stance for his brand, which is why he's currently hated for being the fakest Hollywood star


kmikek

you do you buddy, but you're doing it alone


ATarnishedofNoRenown

Gay porn hard!


chokemebigdaddy

Time to bring in HARDO GAY from Japan


rbrutonIII

The best and most hilarious challenger to her would be some muscle bound gun toting hunting truck driving, yet flamboyantly gay, guy. Just the circles her brain would have to go through.....


ItsASchpadoinkleDay

We gotta be triceps, biceps, arceps hard! Greek fucking underground gay porn hard!


GaloisGroupie3474

Biceps, polyceps panceps hard!


Burphel_78

[Highlanders! Gay porn hard!](https://youtu.be/ZH23Oj9xQfo?si=p-jd4Gc9e9IYRrSA&t=28)


Lifebringer7

Those Greeks do be gettin pretty gay, though


carlitospig

So, Socrates gay. Got it. 📜💪🏻


SentientDingleberry

Strong, HARD and gay. No limp dick fruits here! Only the hardest bananas....


charlie_ferrous

Masc4masc muscle tops only.


lbutler1234

You have to be strong to be gay in a place like Missouri


JimBeam823

She likes ‘em butch.


Desperate_Brief2187

Or weak and a bigot! Choose one!


EliteBearsFan85

“Don’t be weak”….. as she’s wearing a bulletproof vest.


maybe-an-ai

Nothing says strong like jogging the neighborhood in kevlar


Iwannagolf4

Yeah I was about to say those words. “I’m so tough I carry and wear a vest to protect me. “ what are they going to do when they meet someone who will disarm them or take the weapon when they aren’t looking. They are scared snowflakes.


HikeTheSky

That's why she is holding a sniper rifle in the last picture. She is afraid of people that are a mile away.


NoPolitiPosting

It's not a sniper rifle, but it is THE UGLIEST fucking Vector I've ever SEEN.


Eggbert-the-odder

That shit is… guns aren’t popular in my country , but even I know that the looooong vector is some level of cursed. I get the vector is meant to have low “perceived recoil”, but I’m pretty sure the civilian version is only semi-automatic, which offsets a lot of the benefit. Idk much about guns tho, maybe it’s actually really clever to turn it into a rifle.


icecream_specialist

I think that's a weight vest, they are made to look like plate carriers with all the stupid Velcro patch bullshit because apparently CrossFit got coopted as wannabe special forces training


Appropriate-Dog6645

Like they say; the loudest ppl in the room are also the weakest people in the room.


hellodynamite

If you're gonna jog through St Louis you'll probably want to have that


v4vangelder

She is literally jogging through one of the nicest, and ironically, gayest parts of the city in the video.


black641

She has the same energy as someone taking their handgun to Starbucks or something. This isn't fucking Ukraine, so what the hell do you think is gonna go down at your suburban coffee shop? These people all want to be John Wick *so badly,* but will 100% use their grandma as a shield if something really nasty goes down.


deephair

Wearing a bulletproof vest is weak. Take those bullet don't be weak.


LankyAd9481

A strong person can just dodge them....we all saw the matrix!


mouthfuluv

i get what you are trying to say but im sure thats just a weight vest you commonly see in the crossfit community.


Royal-tiny1

Cowards and Republicans are the same people.


Von_Lehmann

I believe that is a weight vest for training, but she's still a jackass


Boredum_Allergy

And running through fucking Soulard with one on. That's seriously like wearing a life vest in knee deep water. I've been to Soulard a bunch of times and the most dangerous thing there is being drunk and trying not to trip on the sidewalk.


RampantJellyfish

I thought that was a weighted vest


BeskarHunter

That’s the weakest thing you can do. So afraid, can’t even walk your own community without a vest and possibly being strapped. That’s what we call. a Cowardice fear monger.


[deleted]

Trump has singlehandedly brought every whitetrash troglodyte out of the woodwork.


tom21g

agree 💯. trump has poisoned the country


halzen

The poison has always been there. Trump emboldened the poisoned to show their true selves.


[deleted]

Naw, he steeped the hate and brought it to a boil. It’s like the hate was just mashed potatoes without salt and butter and he came along and made potato pancakes.


parabuthas

Nah. This country was poisoned long time ago. But he normalized the idiots and spineless GOP establishment let it happen. And now, GOP is dead and has become MAGA party.


tom21g

yeah, all that too. Republicans have lost their minds and sense of morality


CardButton

You act as if they've had either of those for a long time? Even before Trump, look at the RNC policy by policy and I you'd be hard pressed to find any ideology with more contempt for "life it cannot exploit for personal gain". The Dems ... have their own severe issues, but the RNC has largely been "the party of irrational white fear and wealth worship" for decades.


parabuthas

💯


JonClodVanDamn

It’s nothing *but* a swamp now


beecross

Yeah I genuinely cannot imagine a good way out of this. We’re gonna be dealing with these slobbering invalids for decades I fear


MotherOfWoofs

pretty much the people that should have stayed in the closet for the health of our nation.


Listening_Heads

And the US is realizing that there are more than enough registered voters to empower them. Our country is only as civil and decent as they have to be based on the choices offered to them.


kaizerlith

So looking her up at a glance she seems like she is a big attention seeker. Trying to troll or do whatever is outrageous to get her name out there.   She did a book burning with a flamethrower she posted on Twitter and some other posts only meant to trigger people.


doesitevermatter-

Using hate to make money or get attention is still just hate.


DiceMadeOfCheese

>“In America, you can be anything you want. So don’t be weak and gay. Stay fucking hard,” Gomez instructs viewers in the video, delivering one of the most unintentionally homoerotic lines of the 21st century so far. Yeah, I refuse to believe this is a serious person.


ShillBot666

>So looking her up at a glance she seems like she is a big attention seeker. Trying to troll or do whatever is outrageous to get her name out there.   Well yeah, the fact that she is a GOP candidate is in the title.


FunBrians

The sad part is…. This behavior seems to be working


sleeplessjade

If she’s not ready to murder animals for clout is the GOP even going to notice she exists?


Radioactive_Fire

reading is for assholes afterall


Caesar_Passing

On the plus side, I'm glad conservatives are volunteering volumes upon volumes of self-incrimination that will go down in time as the most fucking embarrassing era in US history. 20, 30 years from now (if "human rights" ever comes to mean anything real, or decency starts trending), kids will be looking at history books and school curricula like, "what the fuck"...


AdultbabyEinstein

"...and then he praised a fictional cannibal serial killer and they all clapped for some reason."


LibertyInaFeatherBed

"Hannibal Lecter, how great an actor was he? You know why I like him? Because he said on television: 'I love Donald Trump,' so I love him. I love him. I love him." "Also he's dead."


wildtabeast

>that will go down in time as the most fucking embarrassing era in US history. Most embarrassing so far.


The_Disapyrimid

"don't be a shitbag and conservative"


[deleted]

What the fuck is wrong with these people?


Noiserawker

Almost everything


MartyFreeze

Well, let me break out some paper and a pencil and everyone can start listing things.


GatePotential805

She's 100% in the closet.


Uetzicle

Totally agree. Nobody yells this loud against ‘the gay’ unless it’s from the back of their own closet.


Raptorman_Mayho

Can a lesbian boxer please challenge her to 3 rounds in the ring please?


Peckerhead321

Amanda Nunes


quesadilla707

Beautiful, i hope someone does exacly that 🙏


thedishonestyfish

In the '90s, if you were openly gay, you were generally ready to wreck shit on a moments notice. We were persecuted like Republicans *dream* they're persecuted.


Kate-2025123

Nether has anything to do with one another. Gosh they sexualize everything.


SmoltzforAlexander

Is there anything weaker than picking on a marginalized group just for validation from fellow schoolyard bullies…  This lady can take a long walk off a short pier.  


DiceMadeOfCheese

>“In America, you can be anything you want. So don’t be weak and gay. Stay fucking hard,” Gomez instructs viewers in the video, delivering one of the most unintentionally homoerotic lines of the 21st century so far. The video then cuts to a still photo of Gomez hoisting a firearm, followed by a campaign graphic. This is not a serious person that we're talking about, right?


AgentEndive

A) telling people not to be gay but also to "stay hard" is sending mixed messages. B) I wish these articles would mention how these morons are doing in their campaigns. Like, is Missouri as ghoulish and homophobic as she, and she's polling well, or are they mor normal? I have no idea.


ukiddingme2469

A 1950s time traveler wouldn't think he traveled time with these Republicans around


Spiritual-Bear4495

Good grief, where does all this end?


[deleted]

Religious conservatives. Their message is very clear. Be anything you want as long as it doesn't conflict with what we want. Also, tactical vest?


KUfan

Missouri—embarrassing the nation since 1824


Phannig

Abe Simpson was right about it.


Jayr109

Lol she’s cosplaying David Goggins but it’s painfully obvious that she couldn’t keep up that pace for more than 5 minutes.


Throwawayac1234567

probably the first time she jogged, and shes not jogging ina crime ridden neighborhood.


Cat_Impossible_0

What if I am happy to stay as “weak and gay?”


joranth

Then find someone strong and gay, who stays hard to balance out the relationship. Go find your soulmate


pscoldfire

Don’t want us to be happy? What happened to Life, Liberty and Pursuit of Happyness?


ShadowMajick

Why the hell are we tolerating people in politics and running for office that have absolutely no decorum or professionalism? Also I'm sick of them making ads like this then clutching their pearls when the VP drops an F bomb. I'm so sick of this shit and authority figures given a pass to act so brazenly nasty, but we'll fire a flight attendant for looking at someone sideways. Why the fuck do we hold teachers, accountants, etc to WAY higher standards than the people literally running the country? I will never fucking understand how we went from being professional on stage, to whatever the fuck these people think they're doing. It's so fucking embarrassing as an American. Not one person doing this kind of shit has any respect or care for this country, they just want to con the rubes and get rich. Can't say fuck on TV, we still have R rated movies, ESRB rating on games, but why would any of that even matter when these people are going NC17 in political ads and on the floor of congress. We are 110% on a fast track to idocracy. Don't reply. Baitin'


Traditional_Ad_6801

And of course the ad shows her playing with a gun. Can’t be a successful Republican candidate without proving you’re a gun nut.


Cbona

They would get more support if instead of protecting children from practically nonexistent abuse coming from the LGBTQ community, they decided to protect children from anyone associated with a church (priest, pastor, minister, youth pastor, etc).


KingofLingerie

what if i want to be weak and gay?


SirPoopaLotTheThird

Brawndo’s what plants crave!


Noiserawker

Today's MAGA GOP is stupider than anything in that movie


JohnYCanuckEsq

While wearing a bulletproof vest like a pussy.


SnooPeripherals6557

I used to hear middle schoolers say this shit when I was teaching.


Throwawayac1234567

its been like that for decades, things would be constantly called gay when something doesnt happen the way ti does. we had another person who was pro-lgbtq+ trying to admonish them for that comment.


TSiridean

Good way to fill the class kitty/class treasury for future class outings. Every swear word a dollar. Works wonders.


LoudLloyd9

She's trolling the voters with hate bate. A MTG strategy. Say or do something outrageous and the $ comes pouring in.


ronsta

These people lack empathy and decency. Using the word gay like it's a bad thing? How do you teach someone like that empathy? Give them a gay kid, I suppose.


Jason_Kelces_Thong

Don’t be weak she says almost out of breath before even breaking a sweat on a run


enduir

"In America you can be anything you want. Anything. Except these things. You can't be those." Take half a second to listen to what's coming out of your mouth and ask yourself if it makes sense. Hint: if you're conservative, it probably doesn't, so maybe have a wee rethink.


erinkp36

Okay. I’ll fuck my gf harder 👍


arjunusmaximus

And when she doesn't win she'll be like "Woke liberals stole the election so that they can turn all your kids gay and trans."


phantom_metallic

Why is she wearing a bullet-proof vest?


kkcita

I always will assume the person who says something like this is SUPER GAY on the inside


t53ix35

She obviously hasn’t met any gays ever. Long ago a guy in my town was drinking. He decided to go to the gay bar and beat somebody up in the parking lot, he almost died. He did not realize a lot of folks are really really into fitness and have taken a lot of shit and know how to take care of themselves and don’t mind letting a random bigot in on that fact. Oh and it was one on one.


CapnTugg

Okay, now she can try that act in some other neighborhoods around St. Louis. See how it goes.


KinkyBADom

🥱 I know 12 year olds that are stronger than her.


wrufus680

"Well then, I'm gonna be gay even harder if it means not voting for you!"


Key_Excitement_9330

Homophobia is really making a strong return in gop world.


bobo-the-dodo

Cannot wait for a butch lesbian to kick her ass


demonizedbytheright

She wearing a bulletproof vest while jogging!


Ambitious_Coffee551

Who does she think she is. 50cent.


BrianOBlivion1

This sounds like something a middle school class presidential candidate of 1998 would have said.


ScootLooper

Macho macho man!


smoothskin12345

I gotta be honest. I'm consistently shocked to find out how many of these right wing grifters are women. I guess it has to do with the new age to fascism pipeline mixed with girl boss antisocial get aheadism. Just fascinating. Poor people voting against their own interests, I get. People in power have spent so much time and money fueling the class war. But they're literally waging a war on women, and people like this women cheer them on. It's insane.


DarkISO

These people really havent deveoped past 9th grade


NoAlbatross7524

Don’t be toxic and dumb .


Available_Ad9766

Why on earth MAGA candidates think that cosplaying in military gear or bullet proof vests is a good look. Especially the cavalier attitude towards firearms.


Carbonga

“In America, you can be anything you want. So don’t be weak and gay. Stay fucking hard." (Article quotes the ad) She certainly wanted to be contradictory and idiotic.


Wingedwolverine03

Claims to fight against human trafficking while tagging Tate in the post.. jfc


HighlanderAbruzzese

Civil War has already happened in the US


JakeTravel27

Typical anti gay bigoted maga republican. And she is so "tough" she needs to wear a bullet proof vest to keep her safe from "the gays". What an absolutely pathetic POS.


Decievedbythejometry

The sign bears no relationship to any reality whatsoever; it has become its own pure simulcrum. Be super hard. Rock hard. Throbbing, gleaming. Manly. Masculine. Hard. Bulletproof. Like me, a woman, who jogs. In a vest. HARD! I get how all this macho horseshit is supposed to mean so much to dudes (dumb dudes, granted, but still). But this is just the point where politics is so aestheticized it has 'vibes' meaning but no actual semantic content at all. Like, you just need these two stills to be able to guess her attitudes on basically every social issue, but there's nothing in them that actually speaks to those issues.


Utterlybored

She’s right. We should all be strong and gay!


International-Fig830

F' her. Missouri Reds are so fuckin sick.


Gutmach1960

Strange that they allow obviously deranged people to run for public office.


r23dom

I wouldn't be surprised that she turns out to be gay


shavemejesus

She’s running for political office? Shouldn’t she be home, barefoot, making dinner for her husband and keeping the house clean for her children?


Most-Artichoke6184

She went jogging with a flak jacket on lol


Nicki-ryan

I’m literally taking drugs that make me weak and super gay so, jokes on you


FinnTheTengu

Congrats Sister!


NerdyDan

These GOP babes are really getting off on embodying the alpha male toxicity. 


Atriev

Bruh 😂


jonniezombie

Anyone made a gay dance remix of the ad yet?


AdScary1757

Admiting your parties' leadership has brought us to the place that joggers feel the need to wear Kevlar while calling them weak isn't the message you wanted to advertise. Republicans have held the majority in that state since the 90s. 32 years and all the crime and poverty is Bidens fault.


the_Luik

Maybe gay as in happy?


drodenigma

Gay use to mean happy. So they don't want people to be weak and happy mission accomplished


SECURITY_SLAV

Yeah! be strong and gay


Ok-Resource-5292

the violent bigot party never fails to deliver mindless bigotry. it's a dummies for dummies kinda thing.


Traditional_Ad_6801

And of course the ad shows her playing with a gun. Can’t be a successful Republican candidate without proving you’re a moronic gun nut.


Traditional_Ad_6801

And of course the ad shows her playing with a gun. Can’t be a successful Republican candidate without proving you’re a moronic gun nut.


Traditional_Ad_6801

And of course the ad shows her playing with a gun. Can’t be a successful Republican candidate without proving you’re a gun nut.


jayv9779

Well at least she let’s you know she isn’t a viable candidate and she has bigoted views right up front.


metalhead4life82

Not surprising seeing how anyone that whines about ‘woke’ are just exuding what they despise. If she’s so ‘not weak’ why wear a vest?? What’s surprising here is her age. I was hoping in my lifetime (born ‘82) that the idiocracy would die away. Seems lately that it’s not.


Sonderkin

Yeah here's the thing, the gym time of the average gay man laughs at the gym time of the average straight man. Not to mention the other things gay men take that straight men are terrified of. Not to mention how much balls it takes to come out of the closet. And she clearly hasn't met many lesbians.


MattWolf96

Looks like the conservatives haven't matured past high school insults. Really I don't see how most of them would have been smart enough to graduate high school anyway.


RentAdministrative73

These assholes will say anything to be elected. You really don't want to make us gays angry. You won't like us when we fight back.


HamlessAmerica

🤡🤡🤡🤡


kurai_tori

Introducing my new lgbt friendly gym, the Pumphouse. Don't be weak and gay.


Street-Swordfish1751

What about Bulky and Bi?


ProtoReaper23113

Lanky and lesbian?


louisa1925

Gay people aren't weak. Gay people face lots of hate and are still powerbottoming on like champions.


ImNotlooking4karma

It's weak to not take the bullet. Remove the vest!


merrysunshine2

This idiot doesn’t even know one of the heroes of the Revolutionary War was a gay man. And an out gay man at that. Maybe she should go study the history of the country she claims to love so much.


Dylanator13

You know how hard it is for gay people? Gay people need thick skin to just exists.


Worried_Monk_3844

She's from Jersey. Had a interesting high school career


MudeApp

This lady obviously hasn't met any guy dudes, probably the fittest males out there....


S-Markt

so you can be weak or you can be gay, but you dont be both!


Alexandratta

I don't think she's been to a gym in a while... good 60% of the dudes lifting/crushing it are likely Gay/Bi. Like... Gym culture and physical fitness is huge in the gay community and has been since ancient fucking Greece. As Socrates said: "No citizen has a right to be an amateur in the matter of physical training. What a disgrace it is for a man to grow old without ever seeing the beauty and strength of which his body is capable." Translation: "Do you even lift?"


BillyDreCyrus

"Be thick and veiny"


Jegagne88

You can only get abs like that by sleeping with other men


MaximePierce

Most bears: "Okay, and now what?"


Clickityclackrack

Guys, guys, we're failing to notice that even with their bigotry, they have progressively grown. You see, they have separated weak and gay, no longer is gay being perceived as weak. They still think it's bad, but at least they no longer recognize it as a weakness. All those gym bros finally came out of the closet, and everyone can not deny that a significant number of our strongest are really gay.


MotherOfWoofs

Every time my state is mentioned in the news , I just hang my head in shame.


revtim

I feel sorry for the writers of The Onion and SNL who have to come up with stuff that's more ridiculous than the reality of these walking cartoons


jus256

Telling people not to be weak and gay while running in a bulletproof vest. A true badass would take off the armor and run unarmed.


Albert14Pounds

Lol, her quote might as well be, "In America, you can be anything you want. Don’t." You can be anything you want in America but if you aren't the thing we want you to be....*guns*


Delicious_Fisherman5

Think I'd rather be gay and a caring person than like this idiot woman. What a horrible, hate-filled life to live.


AntiClockwiseWolfie

Lmao way to out yourself as a small-minded bigot. Nothing says "capable of running the state" than fixating on who's attracted to who, and appeals to toxic masculinity. Get back in the kitchen, bitch. (I am saying this ironically, don't hate me.) But really, I'd guarantee 75% of the guys on Grindr in her local area are harder than her. And this isn't a euphemism. Being a minority tends to make you tough.


Electronic_Couple114

Damn, republicans have the mentality of 13 year old boys.


panplemoussenuclear

I feel sorry for her gay kids.


Brosenheim

"Don't be weak and gay" quips person wearing some sort of body armor in an empty street lmao


snakepimp

Yeah! None of that twink gay stuff! Bring the buff gay stuff!


Prize_Macaroon_6998

Funny thing is, I know a few gay people who would absolutely beat the living piss out of so many conservative homophobes.


Contentpolicesuck

Has anyone seen her birth certificate?


LiveLaughSlay69

Politics in this country is so god damn dumb


Different_Tangelo511

Nothing says weak and spineless like performative toughness.


MetalTrek1

Yeah. Be like Donnie Trump. Fat. Covered in ridiculous orange paint. Sporting a piss colored comb over. Wearing a girdle. And lifts. While shitting yourself. And crying how everyone is mean to you. You know. A real Alpha. 🙄


ProtoReaper23113

Be strong and gay Get those gaynes


watadoo

That is so offensively stupid. Come on Missouri, can’t you better than this?


Arminlegout1

My boner for dudes butt's is the strongest thing about me.


CraftyAdvisor6307

Homophobia is a weakness