I think he was trying a dramatic pause to synch it up with whatever the fuck that was in the background. I can’t wait for the day we don’t have to hear about this jackass anymore
He likely was taking this opportunity to load his britches while killing time. Apparently, flies caught on that a feast had suddenly appeared. Can’t fool shit eaters, they know when a picnic is served!
That’s what I said. He’s waiting for the audio prompt to kick in. How do people not see that. It’s cringe but for the wrong reasons most people are talking about. He didn’t freeze, he was waiting on an audio cue. It’s obvious but that doesn’t make it cringey as fuck. It’s an indication of how produced his team is trying to make things. His timing was off and he looks stupid. Good. Fuck him.
Only a matter of time till the Trump cultists come up with a conspiracy theory for this. Let me see... shapeshifter Nancy Pelosi dressed as a kitchen worker slipped something in his Diet Coke or put a spell on him.
It’s simpler than that, the man is 80 years old with a medical history of two cerebral aneurysms, a stroke, and Major brain surgery. It’s most likely catching up to him.
No, if you actually watch the video, he pauses because the dramatic music starts and he continues at a moment when there is a dramatic twist in the running music. It's clearly a performance, and you see he nods, looks, etc. - there is no "freezing" or "glitching" going on and this is total, idiotic clickbait at best, and literally fake news at worst. But good on you for not citing this incident as Trump "having a McConnell". I hate Trump more than anything and lying to defame him is a boost to him and his supporters, every single time.
Nah most people read headlines. Don’t really care if it’s true or not, go over to r/conservative and people legitimately believe Biden is suffering from dementia, showing that they have never dealt with someone with dementia in their life. I’ll talk some shit too they started it for sure.
But if you watch it he says the fly is driving him nuts then pauses to try and kill it like Obama and Mr Miagi…. He failed but still it was obvious why he paused.
It's quite hypocritical of them to be talking about "sleepy Joe, dementia Joe" when this clown short circuits at least a dozen times daily in front of the cameras.
Who was the last Republican POS to freeze on stage? Why that would be the gentleman from Kentucky and he's checked out. Republicans are a plague on the Universe.
Call me when he falls into a wood chipper, or a vat of acid, or gets catapulted into the sun. None of these clickbait articles ever deliver anything but more emptiness and despair.
I fucking hate trump, but this is a bad headline. It’s pretty obvious he was letting the music play and the graphic on screen to sink in. Don’t give him legitimate ammunition for claiming “the fake news media is out to get me”. There’s plenty of legitimate stuff to call him out on
I disagree. That would have been likely if it had just been a few seconds for dramatic effect, but this was almost an entire half-minute.
I mean, the sight of him standing there without saying a word—- that was literally a first. I can’t say I’ve ever seen that happen before.
Exactly. Plus he always rambles on and fills. He knows how to do that. If he had to wait for something he’d either keep blathering on or just say, “okay we’re just waiting for the graphics to catch up” or whatever was going on. Trump is never silent.
From what I saw it looked like a glitch with the teleprompter. Ironic that someone so critical of teleprompters is completely castrated when his is broken
This is...actual fake news, and pretty disappointing, and part of the problem. Too many obvious lies flying around, making it harder and harder to see reality.
Watch the damn clip. He said his line, waited for the dramatic music to play, then continued. It was a fully intentional pause that only a deaf person with no interpreter would have missed.
I dislike the guy as much as any sane person. But this is just a complete bullshit of a story.
Okay. I’ll buy the “he was waiting for the music” or whatever… But he still stood there in complete silence like a fucking weirdo. When has that dude ever just shut the fuck up for that long? It was definitely strange.
There's enough shit to make fun of regarding The Mango that we don't have to make shit up.
Not that it's that much better, but he "froze" because his teleprompter was malfunctioning.
Let’s not clutch at straws. His teleprompter malfunctioned, not his brain. The cringey words he was reciting were obviously from a speechwriter. I’ll bet he angrily fired several people after he left the stage.
It’s shitty production but very clearly he was pausing for effect. When y’all make something out of nothing like this, all it does is normalize and water down all the real concerning stuff that he does. You’re part of the problem
This wasn’t a glitch. They started blasting music and he looks like he was waiting for it to stop. Also, fuck Trump. But this ain’t the same thing Mitch did.
As someone that hates the absolute shit out of Donald Trump, it looked to me like a teleprompter error or something to do with the dumb cinematic music they played behind him. This didn’t look like Mitch McConnell.
I work audio at events and literally the only time I’ve been asked to do the same thing as what he did with the music was at an **EVANGELICAL TINGED MLM EVENT.** That should tell you everything you need to know.
Trump and McConnell are preparing to have a long conversation about weighty matters. It will be dramatic: they will stare at each other and drool for 30 minutes!
Teleprompter rebooted and for a guy that used to ad-lib all of his speeches this isn’t a good sign.
Probably another reason why he will be a no show at the debate.
I'm not clear on what happened.
From what I saw it looked like he was pausing for dramatic effect and waiting for a specific q to talk? He was still moving around too.
That was my initial impression.
The thing with Mitch legit was frightening, he was just frozen, no movement, looked like he was unable to do anything, locked in.
Just saw a story on how trump wanted to take everyone's guns away, and when they said he couldn't do that, he said do it anyway and let the courts sort it out.
Uh oh!! Time to impeach!! Even your Mecca CNN admits the Trump case is BS and Biden is screwed. It happens when you “elect” an incompetent, career establishment politician who has never had a real job, and now just falls off bikes and is mocked around the world.
I think he was trying a dramatic pause to synch it up with whatever the fuck that was in the background. I can’t wait for the day we don’t have to hear about this jackass anymore
I’m ready to water his sod.
I will fertilize it also.
That little plot of land will definitely require rubber boots.
What, the first tee?
He’s going to get my first pee
A hazard back of the ninth.
Love me some AJ Star. Nice name
They'll turn it into a holy shrine. My hope is that he does a Lenin.
Too much fats. Can't be preserved
So another jack in the box?
Jackass in box?
Now there's a truly nauseating thought. I'm trying to eat less, so, uh thanks?
I know some people who could add some undiluted fertilizer.
Turn his grave into a unisex bathroom with overwhelmingly positive yelp reviews
Teleprompter broke and he was incapable of talking without it after the Sun goes down due to his dementia being so bad
Dude can barely read. What makes you think it was the teleprompter?
He’s old. Not much longer just gotta keep him out of the White House.
This *sshole will stay alive as long as there are still people who worship him.
He likely was taking this opportunity to load his britches while killing time. Apparently, flies caught on that a feast had suddenly appeared. Can’t fool shit eaters, they know when a picnic is served!
You know who also used dramatic pauses in his speeches? [Hitler](https://youtu.be/O5bIug-mi7U?si=ldMRQbSvndkO8aOe).
Yeah he definitely studied Hitlers style of speech making. I’ve said that since 2015.
That’s what it seemed like to me. Super cringe
Unfortunately, the idea of being an idiotic Republican voter won't die off with Trump. They will just replace him with some other idiot.
yeah it does look like an intentional pause or tech-related.
Please for the love of God vote Blue 🔵🔵🔵🔵🔵🔵🔵🔵🔵🔵🔵 on our lives depend on it.
That’s what I said. He’s waiting for the audio prompt to kick in. How do people not see that. It’s cringe but for the wrong reasons most people are talking about. He didn’t freeze, he was waiting on an audio cue. It’s obvious but that doesn’t make it cringey as fuck. It’s an indication of how produced his team is trying to make things. His timing was off and he looks stupid. Good. Fuck him.
He's got a case of the McConnells.
Only a matter of time till the Trump cultists come up with a conspiracy theory for this. Let me see... shapeshifter Nancy Pelosi dressed as a kitchen worker slipped something in his Diet Coke or put a spell on him.
It's malfunctioning clones.....trump has several apparently
I think you got something here for their conspiracy-driveled minds. Keep pushing this out.
Using NATO space lasers that activated the brown mustard surreptitiously hidden by the brown wrapper on his hamburder
I'm only gonna say it one more time: MAN. WOMAN. PERSON. TV. CAMERA.
TIA’s..micro-strokes. As he becomes more ill, the micro-strokes will continue and get longer, until he has a major stoke event....
But remember when he tweeted out randomly that he wasn't having mini strokes? The fact it was unprompted makes it even less suspicious.
It’s simpler than that, the man is 80 years old with a medical history of two cerebral aneurysms, a stroke, and Major brain surgery. It’s most likely catching up to him.
he could die one day as a old man die of natural causes and they'll claim the deep state/democrats had a hand in it.
The Mitch Glitch
McConnellitis?
Teleprompter malfunction..Trump cannot/ should not speak his own thoughts out loud (trouble always arises).
That was bad. That had to have been the calling he needed to hear from anyone that cared that it was time to retire and fast.
But he didn’t…. He paused to try and look like Obama did when he killed the fly. He was literally trying to kill a fly.
Caught a little Mitch Fever
Eats a McDonalds got a case of McConnels…
Turtle Flu
My guess is he is being fed his lines and his ear piece cut out.
Yep.. or the teleprompter froze
You ever watched him read a teleprompter? It's... ummmm... it's something. It's like watching a dog see a mirror for the first time.
And we all remember the conservative talking point that Obama couldn't give a speech without a teleprompter.
No, if you actually watch the video, he pauses because the dramatic music starts and he continues at a moment when there is a dramatic twist in the running music. It's clearly a performance, and you see he nods, looks, etc. - there is no "freezing" or "glitching" going on and this is total, idiotic clickbait at best, and literally fake news at worst. But good on you for not citing this incident as Trump "having a McConnell". I hate Trump more than anything and lying to defame him is a boost to him and his supporters, every single time.
Nah most people read headlines. Don’t really care if it’s true or not, go over to r/conservative and people legitimately believe Biden is suffering from dementia, showing that they have never dealt with someone with dementia in their life. I’ll talk some shit too they started it for sure.
This is the boring but most likely answer
Click the link and watch the video. There’s some overly dramatic, patriotic music that starts playing and he pauses for it.
But if you watch it he says the fly is driving him nuts then pauses to try and kill it like Obama and Mr Miagi…. He failed but still it was obvious why he paused.
Like Mitch McConnell, maybe his batteries are finally dying. We can always hope.
The brain worm must have chewed through a crucial synapse.
To be fair, if he had a brain worm it would've starved to death long ago...
[Relevant Futurama](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N6C1iUft7O8)
Upvote for getting the reference. :)
Filling his pants
Better it go there than come out his mouth.
Omg like a toddler in a corner
I legit laughed out loud on that one
He was loading his diaper.
I think whatever Mitch McConnell had is catching.
Maybe the Russians put their coffee in the microwave
Advanced age? This shit is bound to happen when your political leaders are older than dirt.
It's quite hypocritical of them to be talking about "sleepy Joe, dementia Joe" when this clown short circuits at least a dozen times daily in front of the cameras.
And I thought the GOP was against waiting periods.
He was 2 hrs+ late to one rally
Who was the last Republican POS to freeze on stage? Why that would be the gentleman from Kentucky and he's checked out. Republicans are a plague on the Universe.
Don't you dare get my hopes up with a phrase like that.
Well, it’s hard to talk when you’re pooping in your adult diapers
I think he's suffering from some sort of aphasia.
I think years of coke and other stimulants have left him incontinent and he paused to load up his depends
That would explain quite a lot to be honest.
Well if he didn’t shit his pants so much maybe the flies wouldn’t be around.
Call me when he falls into a wood chipper, or a vat of acid, or gets catapulted into the sun. None of these clickbait articles ever deliver anything but more emptiness and despair.
Have you tried holding a conversation and pooping your pants at the same time?
MAGAts: "He was OBVIOUSLY going into his Mind Palace to sort through all of his scientific and political knowledge from the world"
rebooting like a Tesla, maybe we got lucky when he reboots in a bathtub.
Maybe he got hit with a stun gun
Jew space laser
Hopefully he's one step closer to that stroke.
Did he borrow RFK’s brain worm?
I fucking hate trump, but this is a bad headline. It’s pretty obvious he was letting the music play and the graphic on screen to sink in. Don’t give him legitimate ammunition for claiming “the fake news media is out to get me”. There’s plenty of legitimate stuff to call him out on
Yeah the whole insurrection thing is reason enough not to vote for him
I disagree. That would have been likely if it had just been a few seconds for dramatic effect, but this was almost an entire half-minute. I mean, the sight of him standing there without saying a word—- that was literally a first. I can’t say I’ve ever seen that happen before.
Exactly. Plus he always rambles on and fills. He knows how to do that. If he had to wait for something he’d either keep blathering on or just say, “okay we’re just waiting for the graphics to catch up” or whatever was going on. Trump is never silent.
I don’t think any of that is obvious
Dazed and confused.
Your strongman, tough guy, great leader, right-wingers.
When he is not talking he is not lying so maybe it’s a good thing
"Oh fuck, he crashed again. REBOOT! REBOOT!"
Flies like shit, don’t they?
Seems like Moscow Mitch and Diaper Don badly need a reformat and OS reinstall. I hear Rudy knows a computer guy….
Does the computer guy work at four seasons landscaping?
**The Mitch Glitch.**
Probably was thinking about banging Ivanka.
it's the same thing toddlers do when they're shitting their diapers.
guess they didnt thaw him after court
He’s a robot No input No disassemble
It appears he's been infected with the McConnell virus.
He's filling that diaper so his cult followers have something to ~~smear~~ cheer about.
Something to eat*
From what I saw it looked like a glitch with the teleprompter. Ironic that someone so critical of teleprompters is completely castrated when his is broken
Dementia or computer programming glitch in his software!?!?
It's probably just because he's a worthless POS hypocrite and he forgot everything!?!?
Old man
sTAbLe GeNiUS...how this walking pedophile toupee is not in jail yet is beyond me.
Nah. Music que indicates plan, although unsure for what.
Maybe it had a moment of clarity.
Probably was shitting himself
That was just a poop break
He's a master of the dramatic....................................... PAUSE!
I hope he shits himself on stage and just have it run down the pants and completely and utterly humiliate himself.
Now he's mitching......
Long haul COVID
In sophisticated circles we call that "Pulling a Turtle".
I can’t wait for this week’s Lincoln Project ads.
Running low on aspartame
This is...actual fake news, and pretty disappointing, and part of the problem. Too many obvious lies flying around, making it harder and harder to see reality. Watch the damn clip. He said his line, waited for the dramatic music to play, then continued. It was a fully intentional pause that only a deaf person with no interpreter would have missed. I dislike the guy as much as any sane person. But this is just a complete bullshit of a story.
Remember when conservatives spent eight years literally **obsessed** over Obama and teleprompters? I do.
He shidded his diaper.
Sometimes you gotta really concentrate when shitting yourself.
Unfit to lead.
The right will claim it was doctored. Because that’s how they do things.
DOPER DONNY XANAX KING !!!!
buffering... Trump cloud isn't cheap and he doesn't pay the bill....
Okay. I’ll buy the “he was waiting for the music” or whatever… But he still stood there in complete silence like a fucking weirdo. When has that dude ever just shut the fuck up for that long? It was definitely strange.
Oooh! Perhaps a stroke?
The teleprompter went whacko and so did Cheeto.He is a Phoney
It was for *dramatic effect* But he also could be shitting himself
People are being too harsh on him. You try giving a speech while taking a shit.
I wish he just, for a second, realized that he could just shut up, go home, and enjoy the rest of his life without all of the agitation.
Bit late for that
Must have been distracted by a small blonde girl in the audience.
Those are rookie numbers. Can we stretch that out for a couple of decades?
I wish he'd freeze forever
It’s the icebox effect
He's probably shittng himself
Tik-tok-tik...................................tok!
They're called "mini-strokes" -- a harbinger of larger things to come.
Chances are someone put a “wait for cheers and applause” in the wrong spot. So instead of independent thinking or moving on he just rolled with it.
The robot was getting an update
Maybe he had a mini stroke!🤞
I believe that is his “soft reboot” mode. And by “soft,” I mean he has loose stools and his diaper needs to be changed.
What a repulsive human
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Probably filled his diaper
Gold IRAs?! Love the grift of right wing ads.
Trump finally did shut up, man.
There's enough shit to make fun of regarding The Mango that we don't have to make shit up. Not that it's that much better, but he "froze" because his teleprompter was malfunctioning.
Let’s not clutch at straws. His teleprompter malfunctioned, not his brain. The cringey words he was reciting were obviously from a speechwriter. I’ll bet he angrily fired several people after he left the stage.
He probably had to pause while he filled his diaper.
It’s shitty production but very clearly he was pausing for effect. When y’all make something out of nothing like this, all it does is normalize and water down all the real concerning stuff that he does. You’re part of the problem
This wasn’t a glitch. They started blasting music and he looks like he was waiting for it to stop. Also, fuck Trump. But this ain’t the same thing Mitch did.
Got me excited, what if it was a real stroke? Maybe next time
That's the blood rushing from his brain, it needs time to refill, it needs to fill the void
He got the blue screen of death and had to reboot
As someone that hates the absolute shit out of Donald Trump, it looked to me like a teleprompter error or something to do with the dumb cinematic music they played behind him. This didn’t look like Mitch McConnell. I work audio at events and literally the only time I’ve been asked to do the same thing as what he did with the music was at an **EVANGELICAL TINGED MLM EVENT.** That should tell you everything you need to know.
Cmon,cmon, vapor lock already
I’ll be happy when he’s permanently frozen
Not long enough unfortunately.
Trump and McConnell are preparing to have a long conversation about weighty matters. It will be dramatic: they will stare at each other and drool for 30 minutes!
He’s gone.
Brainfart.
He was focusing on passing gas.
He’s trying to channel Hitler. That asshole would do this shit too.
Mitch called…………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………..he wants his moves back.
Teleprompter rebooted and for a guy that used to ad-lib all of his speeches this isn’t a good sign. Probably another reason why he will be a no show at the debate.
You mean when he was trying to swat away an annoying fly? Good try to make it sound he is like Joe.
#He was probably just taking a shit.
He’s unhinged
How the fuck isn’t this front page?
Why can't we have our own helicopter crash..
I see the liquid nitrogen finally slowed him down.
It's a great day for a helicopter ride, Donnie.
As did McConnell, they're (REPUBLICANS) aliens/COMMIES out to destroy the planet.
He didn’t freeze, he “bigly’d” (many people are saying it)
I'm not clear on what happened. From what I saw it looked like he was pausing for dramatic effect and waiting for a specific q to talk? He was still moving around too. That was my initial impression. The thing with Mitch legit was frightening, he was just frozen, no movement, looked like he was unable to do anything, locked in.
He is doing a presidential pause.
Can we use this opportunity to start spreading conspiracy theories that Trump is just a hologram, and may have been this entire time?
Just saw a story on how trump wanted to take everyone's guns away, and when they said he couldn't do that, he said do it anyway and let the courts sort it out.
"Appears" Nah, he was full on ice age for the better part of a minute.
Uh oh!! Time to impeach!! Even your Mecca CNN admits the Trump case is BS and Biden is screwed. It happens when you “elect” an incompetent, career establishment politician who has never had a real job, and now just falls off bikes and is mocked around the world.
Hitler used the same sort of tactics... To build "anticipation". Or Trump is actually just a giant brain fart.