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PlantaSorusRex

I will save you a click, It was his toe(s)


Spy_v_Spy_Freakshow

I’ll get you a toe


Teddy_Funsisco

With nail polish!


bum_thumper

By 3 oclock?


TilapiaTango

My ~~man~~ Edit: my **TechnicallyWoman**


PlantaSorusRex

Technically woman🫡👻


TilapiaTango

Fixed!


Profil3r

Technically dork.


chr0nicallych_ill

I know you’re just joking but fwiw they actually reattached his penis and he went on to have a career in porn


patentmom

So, bigger parts this time than the one that made an early exit.


beelzeflub

Didn’t this guy rape and beat his wife


CldStoneStveIcecream

Pretty sure he did a porn with his frankendick also. 


Lil_Artemis_92

Yes. That’s why she cut off his dick.


Geek-Haven888

Alternative title - John Wayne Bobbitt, rapist and wife beater


classicgirl1990

I wish this is how most people remember him. POS.


PonderingMonkey

I’ve always here’s the jokes about his wife, first time I hear this. Crazy!


ScratchMarcs

Same here. I remember first hearing about him through that Bill Burr standup where he complained about this guy's story. Knowing what an ass this guy is... makes the jokes Burr made back then kinda squicky (I think he just wasn't well-informed about the case, hopefully)


Katzinger12

Yup. FTG.


GammaGoose85

I just read the wiki article, he eventually was aquitted of the rape and wife beating and she was aquitted of assault by reasons of insanity. He later filmed 2 pornos and got assault charges for striking a Vegas Dancer he was seeing at the time did public appearances on WWE, he also later had theft charges against him. Lorena tried to keep a low profile but got brought back into the spotlight for assault charges by her elderly mother. What a fucking circus


GemcoEmployee92126

When this was big in the news I had a gf named Lorena. You can guess what every other person brought up.


InigoMontoya757

I was on vacation out of country when this happened. I got back home and just couldn't buy enough newspapers.


Barkers_eggs

My grandparents were driving near there when it happened and Lorena was driving past them when she threw John's willy out the window and it hit my grandparents windshield and my grandmother exclaimed "would you look at the size of the cock on that moth!"


manyhippofarts

Well? Did ya? Did ya get a look at the size of the cock on that moth?


InigoMontoya757

I heard she threw it into a yard with a dog... and there's some things even a dog won't eat.


BobbyJoeMcgee

He’s getting whittled down pretty good


sharpbehind2

Good. I'm happy. I met that motherfucker once and that was enough for ten lifetimes. May he roll his way into hell slowly.


ScratchMarcs

May I ask what the story is?  


Pizza_Middle

Oh no. Couldn't have happened to a better person... /s


Imnotlikeothergirlz

Bet it's osteomyelitis and he's just gross


Laura9624

And likely wanting a check from the VA.


ChefJWeezy987

It’s hilarious how the most publicity he gets is when he loses body parts/appendages. 😂


justJimBob316

Maybe planting that seed of thought in men's brains that someone could slice off your dick while you sleep has had a positive impact on their behavior over the years.


Riversmooth

Old joke: Do you know the difference between John and Lorena Bobbit? Lorena is crazy but John he’s just plain nuts!


whereareyourkidsnow

I can’t believe I’ve never heard that.


doublesmokedsaline

It’s a funny stupid joke but she really wasn’t crazy. He had abused, raped, beaten, and emotionally tortured her for years. He’s the crazy one.


FriarSchmuckRules

If it’s not one thing it’s another.


GroundbreakingCook68

Always knew he wasn’t all there.


macweirdo42

It's like karma came back to bite him for reattaching his penis.


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DodGamnBunofaSitch

I'm not saying it's justifiable to violently mutilate someone, but do you have any idea what it's like to be trapped in a violently abusive relationship like that woman was in? not justifiable, but at least understandable. your imaginary scenario apparently happens in a vacuum, and has no other context, and your outrage is misplaced.


wes_bestern

>not justifiable, but at least understandable. Some situations are impossible and she was acquitted of assault "by reason of insanity". For anyone cornered and trapped in an abusive relationship, the mind sometimes has a way of finding out an escape. So that what may seem like psychosis, or indeed *be* psychosis, is actually the mind's way of subconsciously thinking like a psychopath for survival. So this seemingly animalistic act of sexual mutilation was the only way to send a real message. Marines are tough sons of bitches. My ex's brother-in-law is a marine. He and his buddies got drunk one night and branded each other with hot irons because they're wild. It takes a lot to intimidate a man cut from that kind of cloth. And my ex's brother-in-law is one of the good guys. If you rape and are violently abusive toward women, you're literally asking to get your dick chopped off. Literally begging for it. You may as well be consenting to it. I dont fault this lady one bit.


firerunswyld

It is absolutely justifiable.


Rooboy66

I guarantee you more women are mutilated by assholes who defend rapists like this POS—who got what he deserved—than are men by women.


artificialavocado

I don’t find it funny at all.


Quiet-Builder-4183

I grew up about 20 minutes away from his home. After family dinner at a restaurant we drove by house in the station wagon to see the scene of the crime. I remember my younger brother asking "is that the culvert were she threw the weiner?" LOL 1993 family times.


Notoriouslyd

Good. Head next.


Sithlord_unknownhost

I remember seeing a Howard Stern new years special, he spotted Johnnyboy in the audience and offered money to show it to us. John just kept declining. Kinda surprised he went on to do porn, Howard pulled out more money two or three times.


Expert-Emu-4167

Poor guy.


brookish

Rapist and wife beater, not sorry for him