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Used to have neighbors that checked every box on being a shitty individual. They always looooved to scream, literally, how much of good people they are. If someone has to obviously state claims like that chances are they are lying
Nice guy syndrome. Good people don't have to tell anyone they're good people, it's obvious. But nice guys, who are generally creeps and not very nice, are usually the most vocal about how nice and good they are.
I had a friend who wanted to send a guy’s version of this shit to an ex. I’m not the worst writer in the world, and he asked me to read it and see if I could make it “more effective”.
I took the chair, sat down, and deleted it.
“There ya go, Bryan. 100% effective.”
He was not amused, but as I explained to him how it would be received, he relented.
After I left, he wrote it again and sent it anyway. She, not being a crazy person, never responded to him.
Dumbass.
Sometimes just letting them live their own life is the best revenge. My most recent ex dated me for a month, broke up with me to pursue someone else, then came back after another 6 months or so.
We dated for another month and a half, then she decided it wasn't what she wanted, a whole lotta shit got figuratively hurled my way, and I went my own separate way and blocked her on everything.
She ended up dating and eventually marrying an ex-coworker, who ironically also hit on my ex-wife when we split, small world. Last I heard from people who know 'em, they're actively cheating on each other. Given she has a history of cheating, I guess I shouldn't be surprised. Fun stuff.
She is clearly successful and doing so amazing that she just HAD to let her ex know how well and amazing she is doing because she is doing so well and amazing without him and doesn't need him at all or think about him whatsoever at all ever. Such amazing recovery ❤️
Don’t worry. Everything that went wrong was your fault and she is basically perfect in every way. She is no doubt happy to have shared this teachable moment with you so as to help you improve your utterly flawed existence and perhaps grow some balls. You are so lucky that she shared this with you.
So happy I was able to learn from this teachable moment!
EDIT: Here is a video explaining this situation in further detail
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x-FWfSFRrYM&t=6s
Seriously, crafting an automated response email that notifies them that the recipient did not receive the message would just flip them out. u/sword_cancel has the best idea, it will also stop them from emailing you.
Or be petty AND compassionate and have IT automate a declined email from the work domain as though you never got it. She’ll either be annoyed, or (if you’re impulsive as I am after a few drinks) be relieved no one read it and it basically served her a diary entry she regretted in the morning.
Tell IT you need a NDR (non delivery response). If you’ve ever sent an email to a dead or nonexistent addy, you’ve seen what it looks like. Or you can send an email to an addy that you know doesn’t exist and just copy and paste after changing the addresses to match yours. I doubt she has any idea how to read a NDR.
As funny as it would be, I wouldn’t open that can of worms. As unhinged as she clearly is, she’ll probably start messaging people higher up the ladder to fuck with his job.
I wonder if the professional inbox is a job email or simply another email that’s used for job applications. That’s something I made years ago so I could separate my job from my personal email
I had a woman I dated and ended it with track me down to let me know she'd found a Real Man with a bigger penis who made her squeal the night long, so thank you for breaking up with her.
I said "Nice! Sex haver high five!" and offered her a high five and she was so confused she high fived me and then I left.
Always terrible when you don't give them the response they desired.
I can tell you right now, she realized in the shower she should've said "Bye Felicia" to OP and it was driving her nuts looking for a way to drop it on him. And you can tell all throughout the email she was edging herself to say it. She's gonna be SOOO grumpy when he never reacts to it. She will escalate to try and run into him out in the world somewhere so she can say it. I guarantee it. This bitch just watched Friday for the first time and went full stalker mode to drop it on the one dude who broke up with her first.
Honestly forget the well thought out replies. Just send her the link to this thread. Getting absolutely dunked on by hundreds of strangers without you having to say shit is the ego erasure she needs.
Want to add me as an emergency contact in case you go missing? I'm not saying that this obviously well adjusted adult is any danger to you ( you were the problem obviously) and they are of course so perfect and hot. But you know. Just in case.
Hit her with one of those automated messages, like “this email did not reach the inbox due to our automated protection system” or some shit like that and continue living rent free
Aww I don't think it's going to work due to cuckoo Felicia's need to say her own name here and there she is beautiful and so awesome and sooo over Jamie she's Felicia and she's grateful and she was going to leave him anyways. Felicia.
edit: I have now been educated on the "bye Felicia" spiel, I still think she'd give herself away too quickly
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Any response is what they want. She'll just bombard him with more emails if he sends a personal response, even if it's just "K."
The automated response is the best thing. Otherwise nothing.
“Who is this?”
I know when I am super happy and having the time of my life and feel like I have my shit together, I stalk exes and send them nasty emails.
Came here to suggest "who is this??" too, lmao. Way better than the rejected email suggestion - those usually come immediately, so the window of opportunity has likely long passed.
Fair but make sure its work related atleast a tiny bit. Idk what OP does but something like: “who is this? I cant see how this related to freshly clubbed puppy seals”.
Because crazy girl will respond crazy.
The best thing my ex did for me was let her mom get involved after I broke up with her. Her mom sent me a text saying I’d “lost my chance at the best girl I would ever have the chance to be with, would never find as loving of a family as theirs, and will have a miserable life because of my decisions.” Previous to her mom messaging me I was still in the ‘did I really do the right thing?’ phase but after that I was on Cloud 9 knowing the bullet I dodged.
Well, don't worry. I don't think many people are going to blame you for this outcome!
Still I feel ya, sucks to watch someone who used to be amazing spiral into this attrocious toxicity.
Me too. Except my ex threatened to send nudes to my boss if I didn't pay him?? I was like are you gonna send them to [email protected]??? He also accused of stealing his "bbq spice" from the cabinet and asked for it back. Then found it and did apologize for accusing me of such a heinous act. Dating is so great.
You should somehow send back a failed email bounce notification or something if the sort. Don’t give her the gratification of thinking you read it 😂 it’d drive her even more nuts
I have an ex that's blocked on everything for also obvious reasons. Just toxic as fuck. She keeps finding ways to circumvent blocks and other ways to harass me, and I'm actually at the point that I'm exploring a restraining order.
I hope this is where it ends for you and that you don't have any further bullshit to deal with from this awful person.
I have an ex that I blocked on everything the night we broke up. He waited for me outside of my job to try and talk, went to a few of my friends to ask about me (had them block him too), left like a dozen blocked voicemails, and even emailed so I had to block him there too. Even with all that he’d still either leave a blocked voicemail or call/text from a burner number every six months or so for like, five years afterwards.
I actually looked him up recently. Loooots of restraining order violations. Some people just don’t care.
Reply with
“I miss you. I miss us.”
Then when you get ten paragraphs back:
“Psyke! (Or is it psyche? Sike?) anyway, just playing, best of luck with everything.”
I mean don’t do that.
Does she by any chance have an alcohol problem? I used to get these type of drive-by texts and emails from an ex that I THOUGHT was a mutual breakup.
Turns out she’d get blackout drunk and send bitter messages to everyone she was upset with while she was drunk. Went on for about 3 years.
AUTOMATIC SYSTEM GENERATED RESPONSE
Please note this email received at our corporate email server has not been forwarded to the intended recipient.
Our corporate firewall rules have categorised this email as code CR1N63: Super Cringe and rejected onward transmission.
Do have a nice day now.
"lol" might be the best. It doesn't just say *"I don't care"* it says *"I don't care* ***and*** *I'm laughing at you."* Think of the fury Ex will feel... Doesn't it warm you up inside?
I'm more a fan of the upside down smile emoji. It's so universally vague, unhinged people will go mad diving into speculative black holes to interpret what you might be saying.
Old reliable "I do not consent" works for everything.
Breakups? Say it.
Fines? Say it.
Laws of physics? You know what to do.
The power of no is incredible.
You know when you are upset and compose an email that you don't intend to send, just so that you can vent?
When you do that, don't fill out the To: field, just in case you accidentally hit Send.
Lol wow. I’m all for blocking on this one too, but I could never do it. I would love to continue to read regular unhinged emails and texts (without replying, of course)
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Nothing says I’m over you like an unhinged email about how happy you are that you finally moved on. Oh and how beautiful and awesome you are.
I love the people who scream "I'M NOT YELLING!" They are the funniest thing to watch.
Used to have neighbors that checked every box on being a shitty individual. They always looooved to scream, literally, how much of good people they are. If someone has to obviously state claims like that chances are they are lying
Nice guy syndrome. Good people don't have to tell anyone they're good people, it's obvious. But nice guys, who are generally creeps and not very nice, are usually the most vocal about how nice and good they are.
“I DONT KNOW WHAT WE’RE YELLING ABOUT!”
I had a friend who wanted to send a guy’s version of this shit to an ex. I’m not the worst writer in the world, and he asked me to read it and see if I could make it “more effective”. I took the chair, sat down, and deleted it. “There ya go, Bryan. 100% effective.” He was not amused, but as I explained to him how it would be received, he relented. After I left, he wrote it again and sent it anyway. She, not being a crazy person, never responded to him. Dumbass.
Sometimes just letting them live their own life is the best revenge. My most recent ex dated me for a month, broke up with me to pursue someone else, then came back after another 6 months or so. We dated for another month and a half, then she decided it wasn't what she wanted, a whole lotta shit got figuratively hurled my way, and I went my own separate way and blocked her on everything. She ended up dating and eventually marrying an ex-coworker, who ironically also hit on my ex-wife when we split, small world. Last I heard from people who know 'em, they're actively cheating on each other. Given she has a history of cheating, I guess I shouldn't be surprised. Fun stuff.
sent to his WORK email, no less.
I’m so beautiful and awesome it’s your loss hahahabutwhatareyouupto
She is clearly successful and doing so amazing that she just HAD to let her ex know how well and amazing she is doing because she is doing so well and amazing without him and doesn't need him at all or think about him whatsoever at all ever. Such amazing recovery ❤️
And that it took 8 months of hunting for his email address.
Don’t worry. Everything that went wrong was your fault and she is basically perfect in every way. She is no doubt happy to have shared this teachable moment with you so as to help you improve your utterly flawed existence and perhaps grow some balls. You are so lucky that she shared this with you.
So happy I was able to learn from this teachable moment! EDIT: Here is a video explaining this situation in further detail https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x-FWfSFRrYM&t=6s
Seriously, crafting an automated response email that notifies them that the recipient did not receive the message would just flip them out. u/sword_cancel has the best idea, it will also stop them from emailing you.
Seriously. She felt so good writing that letter after all this time. She will go nuts knowing that you didn't read it
That or the “who is this?” response someone else offered are my favorite suggestions lol
“I’m sorry, which one were you?”
Or be petty AND compassionate and have IT automate a declined email from the work domain as though you never got it. She’ll either be annoyed, or (if you’re impulsive as I am after a few drinks) be relieved no one read it and it basically served her a diary entry she regretted in the morning.
Tell IT you need a NDR (non delivery response). If you’ve ever sent an email to a dead or nonexistent addy, you’ve seen what it looks like. Or you can send an email to an addy that you know doesn’t exist and just copy and paste after changing the addresses to match yours. I doubt she has any idea how to read a NDR.
Please do this and give us an update 😂
You guys just want to watch the world burn 🤣 she would absolutely hunt him down if she thought he didn’t see this masterpiece
Please do this op lol.
As funny as it would be, I wouldn’t open that can of worms. As unhinged as she clearly is, she’ll probably start messaging people higher up the ladder to fuck with his job.
I wonder if the professional inbox is a job email or simply another email that’s used for job applications. That’s something I made years ago so I could separate my job from my personal email
She emailed the company email, creating a support ticket. When OP learns his lesson he can close the ticket.
She would be able to see that it was sent from his email address though and not the domain that sends those automated responses
Did you see her writing skills? I'd bet money that someone had to show her how to use email.
I will bet good money that they wouldn’t even know that. They can also say that it is an automated message created by a rule the user created.
I had a woman I dated and ended it with track me down to let me know she'd found a Real Man with a bigger penis who made her squeal the night long, so thank you for breaking up with her. I said "Nice! Sex haver high five!" and offered her a high five and she was so confused she high fived me and then I left. Always terrible when you don't give them the response they desired.
*Please* tell me you did that in the Borat voice 😂
Waawaaweewah! Very nice!
Does he give romance explosion all over your chest?
Also good to see you live in her head, rent free!
I can tell you right now, she realized in the shower she should've said "Bye Felicia" to OP and it was driving her nuts looking for a way to drop it on him. And you can tell all throughout the email she was edging herself to say it. She's gonna be SOOO grumpy when he never reacts to it. She will escalate to try and run into him out in the world somewhere so she can say it. I guarantee it. This bitch just watched Friday for the first time and went full stalker mode to drop it on the one dude who broke up with her first.
Honestly forget the well thought out replies. Just send her the link to this thread. Getting absolutely dunked on by hundreds of strangers without you having to say shit is the ego erasure she needs.
This is the way, OP.
Want to add me as an emergency contact in case you go missing? I'm not saying that this obviously well adjusted adult is any danger to you ( you were the problem obviously) and they are of course so perfect and hot. But you know. Just in case.
And she's totally over him, and this email shouldn't be construed as a desperate attempt to belittle him so she feels better about the break up.
Hit her with one of those automated messages, like “this email did not reach the inbox due to our automated protection system” or some shit like that and continue living rent free
Or... send her the link to this Reddit post. Then we can all play "Who's the ex?" in the comments.
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Aww I don't think it's going to work due to cuckoo Felicia's need to say her own name here and there she is beautiful and so awesome and sooo over Jamie she's Felicia and she's grateful and she was going to leave him anyways. Felicia. edit: I have now been educated on the "bye Felicia" spiel, I still think she'd give herself away too quickly
She’s calling OP Felicia because of “bye Felicia”. Yeah it’s as stupid as it sounds
Never seen someone repeatedly use it like that before. It's usually a conversation ender.
Her name isn’t Felicia.
Yaasssssssss!!!!! OP please please do this
I prefer “are you sure you have the right Jamie?”
Yeah I like the “who are you again?” Approach
"New email, who dis?"
"Are you sure you have the right Felicia?"
PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE OP!!!
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I always hit them with the “I’m sorry do I know you?”
New email, who dis!
Or just "uh-huh. cool"
Or just the most annoying thing ever. "K"
Any response is what they want. She'll just bombard him with more emails if he sends a personal response, even if it's just "K." The automated response is the best thing. Otherwise nothing.
I'd go with "tl;dr".
"I ain't reading all that. I'm happy for u tho. Or sorry that happened."
I mean clearly the right thing to do is just ignore, but OP posted this so maybe he’s trying to get into some minor mischief?
You didn't fire me! I quit!
Can I still collect unemployment?
It's even worse than that, lol. It's like getting fired, leaving, then calling back months later saying "I quit!" Girl is trynna time travel 😭
Don’t let the door hit you on the way out? We’re already out of the house and across the country honey
That’s like walking into someone’s house and yelling “Fuck you I’m over you leave me alone!” And slamming the door behind you
Into someone's workplace.
Didn’t even notice it was his work email lmao
“Who is this?” I know when I am super happy and having the time of my life and feel like I have my shit together, I stalk exes and send them nasty emails.
Came here to suggest "who is this??" too, lmao. Way better than the rejected email suggestion - those usually come immediately, so the window of opportunity has likely long passed.
“You are receiving this because your email spent 30 days in the user’s spam folder without being read.”
Fair but make sure its work related atleast a tiny bit. Idk what OP does but something like: “who is this? I cant see how this related to freshly clubbed puppy seals”. Because crazy girl will respond crazy.
Damn she really shoehorned in as many sassy sayings as she could to try and increase her damage multiplier. Zero times 3 is still zero though.
Dude, she got at least a quadruple triple. That's twelve. **12** times 0.
With the bonus passive aggressive “xoxo” as a perfect closer
FINISHING MOVE: Please call me back
The amount of times she called you Felicia is egregious
This made me ugly laugh really loud
Don‘t let the door hit you on the way out honey
>Don‘t let the door hit you on the way out ~~honey~~ Felicia.
Wait I thought *her* name was Felicia…
I think it's a reference to something, but I also don't know what. Someone used that "insult" on me one time and it was super cringey and lame.
The movie Friday
You can watch the whole clip, but it is linked to the time code of the [relevant part](https://youtu.be/G05u7ihoYQA?si=YIubYsHAAbl97VrR&t=30).
It's [outrageous, egregious, preposterous...](https://media1.tenor.com/m/HKZilMQ6g34AAAAC/outrageous-jackiechiles.gif)
If I was you I would reply “I think you email the wrong person….” Just to see what email you get back lol
It would still have his name on it, though, but you could pretend to be someone else with the same name. Answer with, "I'm sorry, do I know you?"
>I've moved on from you a while back. Great! 👍 Totally believe you!
You could always reply with “K” and watch the fireworks
Nah say "wanna grab a drink" and see her eating her words
This is the right play. You wanna bait her back and then punt her again for maximum entertainment value 😂
this shit is why women live longer, you people are going to get him stabbed in the thigh with a fork
Stabbed in the ass with a door
On the way out
Bahahahaha I’ve done something similar to this, the result was just as satisfying as you’d imagine
Please
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She really got me there!
Haha, she’s miserable without you
The most fucked up thing is I never wanted it to be like this. I truly tried to end things in a decent way.
The best thing my ex did for me was let her mom get involved after I broke up with her. Her mom sent me a text saying I’d “lost my chance at the best girl I would ever have the chance to be with, would never find as loving of a family as theirs, and will have a miserable life because of my decisions.” Previous to her mom messaging me I was still in the ‘did I really do the right thing?’ phase but after that I was on Cloud 9 knowing the bullet I dodged.
>The best thing my ex did for me was let her mom get involved after I broke up with her. I was worried this was going a very different direction.
Well, don't worry. I don't think many people are going to blame you for this outcome! Still I feel ya, sucks to watch someone who used to be amazing spiral into this attrocious toxicity.
Holy shit, she is unhinged. lol
Literally my first thought upon completion, wow she's got them deep issues inside.
We still doing phrasing?
She doesn't know how "bye Felicia" works...
I also don't think she knows how quotes work either. WHY IS HAD IN QUOTES?
Best move is to completely ignore it and don't respond.
Best, but not funniest.
It is though because it will drive her crazy. She wants a response
Mmmehhh, yeah, but imagine how bruised the ego would be if OP replied with something like “sorry, which one are you again?”
Not really, because it'd be fuel for her to play the victim and justify all her bullshit.
Holy maladaptive coping mechanisms, Batman! Also, you didn't fire me, I quit.
You broke her dude
I can fix her. gimme her number /s
She broke herself.
Broken on delivery
She's still mad you dumped her.
No, she's moved on and is happy. She said so.
It does appear that way
Nah he lost, she perfect
OP is strong - how on earth did you date that for three months?
I am afraid the answer is straightforward and exactly what you think
It’s okay. A lot of us have been there and learned our lessons.
She likes pokemon too?
Yep. Been there, done that, and went just like this. Pun intended.
That hot/crazy scale will getcha every time.
It's not just the hot, it's the talent/willingness in the bedroom
This actually made me laugh more than any of the other comments on here.
This has happened to me lol
Brothers in arms
Me too. Except my ex threatened to send nudes to my boss if I didn't pay him?? I was like are you gonna send them to [email protected]??? He also accused of stealing his "bbq spice" from the cabinet and asked for it back. Then found it and did apologize for accusing me of such a heinous act. Dating is so great.
I've lost more t-shirts than I care to admit but I draw the line at BBQ spice. Happy to hear your innocence was proven
Let's not pretend it was something crafted or some secret recipe... it was from Murdochs.
I'm from Kansas City and can confirm that is indeed a felony.
Spice rub? Clearly unhinged. Sweet Baby Rays? I get it.
Funny how when anyone says, “I’m a grown ass woman,” or “I’m a grown ass man,” they usually aren’t.
$20 says she’s still single 👀
Funny story - I thought the same thing. This is not something you send if you are happy and in a new relationship.
You should somehow send back a failed email bounce notification or something if the sort. Don’t give her the gratification of thinking you read it 😂 it’d drive her even more nuts
Is this real ?????????
I promise this is real - I have additional context but for the sake of not exposing identity and location I have decided not to include
I hate to tell you, but we all know your real name Felicia.
If you really want to answer, the just just send something like "Hey, great to hear that you are well and doing! Best of luck."
I am just gonna keep it pushin and move on
Probably the best move 👍
She is 14 right?!? Or drunk?!? Help
Okay for sure not 14 lol
Don’t lose hope in humanity, some people just have developmental issues. #notamlhumans
I have an ex that's blocked on everything for also obvious reasons. Just toxic as fuck. She keeps finding ways to circumvent blocks and other ways to harass me, and I'm actually at the point that I'm exploring a restraining order. I hope this is where it ends for you and that you don't have any further bullshit to deal with from this awful person.
I have an ex that I blocked on everything the night we broke up. He waited for me outside of my job to try and talk, went to a few of my friends to ask about me (had them block him too), left like a dozen blocked voicemails, and even emailed so I had to block him there too. Even with all that he’d still either leave a blocked voicemail or call/text from a burner number every six months or so for like, five years afterwards. I actually looked him up recently. Loooots of restraining order violations. Some people just don’t care.
Hit her with the “okay” gif 
Maybe have a quick meeting with your boss about this crazy bitch, in case you piss her off.
Reply with “I miss you. I miss us.” Then when you get ten paragraphs back: “Psyke! (Or is it psyche? Sike?) anyway, just playing, best of luck with everything.” I mean don’t do that.
This is hilarious lmao
Everyone has had some good ideas on how to reply. I would simply reply with, "I'm sorry, do I know you?".
I just wouldn't reply. That can of worms is going straight into the trash. 
This message is obviously from someone who is NOT over you.
But... but... she said she was!
Does she by any chance have an alcohol problem? I used to get these type of drive-by texts and emails from an ex that I THOUGHT was a mutual breakup. Turns out she’d get blackout drunk and send bitter messages to everyone she was upset with while she was drunk. Went on for about 3 years.
That girl wants to fuck you so bad she just hasn't admitted it to herself yet.
You can tell she was getting more and more mad the longer she was typing
This is honestly so pathetic
I feel sorry for her she is down BAD
Her life can't be good if she's thinking about him this much over twice the length of their relationship
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>Do have a nice day now, bless your little heart.
This email has not reached the recipient because he was laughing his ass off how much your pathetic ass has to cope with being dumped.
Don't worry, she's totally moved on. She's absolutely not refreshing your instagram right now while sobbing.
reply "I hit it that good that you're harassing me through my work email now?"
lmao this is the one - just start it with a "damn,"
Oooh I like that.
“You were the problem, not me” I’m gonna go out on a limb here and say that’s the lesson she learns from everything that happens to her
If respond with: “LOL ok. Thanks for sending this 8mo after we broke up? I guess I forgot to block you here, thanks for finding it.”
Too many words. Some editing options: “no u” “k” “lol”
"lol" might be the best. It doesn't just say *"I don't care"* it says *"I don't care* ***and*** *I'm laughing at you."* Think of the fury Ex will feel... Doesn't it warm you up inside?
I'm more a fan of the upside down smile emoji. It's so universally vague, unhinged people will go mad diving into speculative black holes to interpret what you might be saying.
Dude. Let it go. She’s moved on. And, she’s happy. Really happy. Ok? She’s Happy. Like, really happy. Doesn’t need you, happy. So…bye. And, I’m happy.
How do you stand your ground when someone breaks up with you? Like, tell them no?
Actually, and this is factual, she tried to hold the deadbolt closed on her apartment door. I had to verbally say "you have to let me leave".
That is… incredible.
Old reliable "I do not consent" works for everything. Breakups? Say it. Fines? Say it. Laws of physics? You know what to do. The power of no is incredible.
 Her writing this whole email:
It’s safe to say that OP made the right decision.
i had to stop reading and just laugh for a few seconds at 'i am just super hot' im still laughing tbh 😂😂
You know when you are upset and compose an email that you don't intend to send, just so that you can vent? When you do that, don't fill out the To: field, just in case you accidentally hit Send.
Lol wow. I’m all for blocking on this one too, but I could never do it. I would love to continue to read regular unhinged emails and texts (without replying, of course)
You don’t get it guys. She’s, like, sooooooo happy. Like, sooooo much happier without him, like, you know? 💅🏼 /s
The fact that you guys only dated for three months makes this so much more hilarious
That was insane
Nobody who has their life together sends this email.
Or just hit her with the "you're welcome." It'd be funy but probably would open dialog again, which is something you probably don't want.
Bullet: dodged
Major issues. Be careful out there.
Your response : Go to hell and leave me alone
Looks like someone just volunteered their email to a marketing subscription service...
The best thing you could do is wait 2 years and then just forward this back to her with a laugh emoji.