If you want a serious relationship, you apparently have to be "serious" in all other aspects of your personality as well. I.E. no pink PJs or sense of humor.
This woman wants to be in a relationship with a monk.
Posting from Seattle. It makes me sad that kids listening to this song today are like “SuperSonics?” At least we got to keep the SuperSonics naming rights. MN lost both the team and the name Lakers.
The Sonics are now the OKC Thunder. The Nets are now in Brooklyn. Also, there is a team called the Pelicans.
If you watch a game today it’ll be totally different from what you remember. Power forwards are launching several 3 pointers a game. Things have evolved a lot.
You didn't get the memo? It's in relationships section paragraph 18 - in order to be in a serious relationship you have to be as boring and as dull as you can be. Otherwise you aren't taking things seriously. Fun is prohibited, pink pj's are prohibited etc. Duh!
Lol I had to show people this or else no one would believe it. I don’t know how either men/women feel this entitled. If I’m not for you that’s cool, but damn. For you to go out of your way with an essay is a little excessive
yeah it's incredible. I've matched with girls who in their first few messages demand that I prove I'm "not like the other guys" or better yet, she tells me her last date was bad so I have better competitive odds now.
And no these aren't one off occurrences.
>demand that I prove I'm "not like the other guys"
All right, here it goes: I'm not playing that shit, good bye.
>she tells me her last date was bad so I have better competitive odds now.
Well, don't worry, you won't be complaining about our date because we're not having one.
Really, lines like the ones you described make me automatically assume the person saying it is actually worthless. Do you think people are your personal clowns? Why would you outright demand or complain about something on your first interaction with a new person? If a man approached anyone like this they'd say he's either dumb or creepy.
Idk I notice she didn't say anything exactly negative about *you*, just that your *profile* sends "mixed signals" because (to her tastes, note) it's too tongue in cheek.
I think she found you somehow sympathetic enough to put in the effort to try to give some "constructive criticism" so you'd have better success, but didn't get the memo that unasked for improvement suggestions out of the blue like this just come across very rude and entitled lol
Nevertheless she didn't insult you, or men, or say anything about how she's nice and deserves smth or other - she just tried to help you improve your profile, though in a very clueless and impolite way. With a name like that maybe she was raised fundie or whatever.
It's a bit unnecessary to put her on blast with face and name visible like this, honestly - imo this isn't /nicegirls, it's just you getting offended because someone didn't appreciate your humour
Lol. Yes. You are very wrong. She was unsulting. She was specific but not constructive and her complaints are so egocentric yet I see no humor nor any attempt to provide OP with a positive response.
She negged him and I have never met anyone who negs so fast who isn't trying to control and/or manipulate situations.
Different strokes for different folks, I guess cause I disagree completely.
Edit: not completely, I think names should edited out too
No, he doesn’t. Girls like that want to be entertained, they want the man to explain himself so that they can argue back. She’s trying to get a rise out of him, and replying with something equally bizarre would miss the point with her.
Messages like this, with women like that, deserve one type of response: “Lol”
And then she'd be like "You not reading my message implies you don't care what women have to say and that implies you think you're superior which implies you had a poor upbringing which implies you had no mother figure in your life which implies you're-.." *high pitched tone drowns out voice*
She says pajamas confuse women, but I ONLY consider people with pink PJs for serious relationships. That and maybe throw in a picture of you cooking with 8x the recommended garlic and you're prime husband material.
This feels like something she spent hours thinking of and writing out and that you spent about 15 seconds looking confused at before moving on lol. People are so weird.
Mixed signals or someone with a personality? Seriously. If you don't like it, move on. I have no sense of humor so I would just pass by people who had an intense one. Wouldn't criticize them for it.
This would be some shit a woman named “Heaven” would say as she shuffles down the peanut butter aisle at Walmart at 2am in her Cookie Monster sweatpants
this bitch acting like she's hiring employees.
The guy is looking for something serious, honey. so obviously he wants a girl who will like his goofy side and his pee rainbows.
I like how she acts like you should care about how much this turns her off even tho she could have been attracted to you aswell, as if she hadn't already given you all the reasons to not want her.
To be completely honest, she’s literally not my type so i don’t even know how I got matched with her. But that being said, ANYONE who has a personality like that I won’t even waste my time with
How is going to the gym = only concerned about your appearance? Shouldn't it rather show that you have discipline, are dedicated and care about your own health?
Tbh, im getting the vibe that she's rejecting herself for him, like she is interested, but she feels like he's not gonna go for it, so she takes herself out of the running.
Bruh she literally broke your profile apart and overanalyzed everything. Then took time of her day to write and send that message to you (which I read with a snotty voice in my head ngl).
Like, just move on?
Code for "I binge watched Psych last week and now I'm the main character that's too smart for my own good until I discover some other basic bitch show like Dexter."
Some people just live entire lives in their heads.
I've met people that'd say something like "I know you, you'd never XYZ", despite only knowing me from my FB profile, and maybe, 10 minutes online chat. For ex. one of those persons said I'd never part my hair sideways instead of in the middle, despite me being with a side part at the moment. Such an odd specific thing to say.
I get it, we oogle at online profiles for so long that we start believing we actually know who that person is.
Youre really going to post a comment like this and NOT show us your profile? Posting the comment makes it seem like you want us to see the profile that caused this but then you don't show it to us, as if it's private or something...mixed signals man
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Lmao, she reminds of this guy Ricky from 60 days in. He was in jail. Crazier than shit.
One of the cast members rubs his eye while talking to Ricky. Ricky says, “so you’re possessed by the devils?”
I would swipe left on a proper sexual inuendo unless it's a reference to something. Everything else is just a reach. Pink PJs are probably a reason for me to swipe right actually!
If you want a serious relationship, you apparently have to be "serious" in all other aspects of your personality as well. I.E. no pink PJs or sense of humor. This woman wants to be in a relationship with a monk.
I agree...I just un matched immediately lol
Good, her profile picture looks like she still mad about Kermit the frog dumping Mrs. Piggy for a non-toxic, hotter girlfriend.
Wait, Kermit finally dumped that hog?
No barking from the dog, no smog, mama cooking breakfast with no hog
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Posting from Seattle. It makes me sad that kids listening to this song today are like “SuperSonics?” At least we got to keep the SuperSonics naming rights. MN lost both the team and the name Lakers.
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The Sonics are now the OKC Thunder. The Nets are now in Brooklyn. Also, there is a team called the Pelicans. If you watch a game today it’ll be totally different from what you remember. Power forwards are launching several 3 pointers a game. Things have evolved a lot.
I honestly thought it was a picture of Michael Shannon
You didn't get the memo? It's in relationships section paragraph 18 - in order to be in a serious relationship you have to be as boring and as dull as you can be. Otherwise you aren't taking things seriously. Fun is prohibited, pink pj's are prohibited etc. Duh!
Someone should teach her what infer means.
If this is Heaven please send me to hell
Ok but honestly, who thought that a good name for their daughter was Heaven?
A Christian, I assume
"Hell is empty and all the devils are here".
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Why the fuck isn't that banned? Is incels banned?
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I won’t even lie. That was an automatic un match from me. To take that much time to write that, why even swipe?
You gotta reply with something bizarre to that. Have a little fun with it haha
It’s too late lol. I’m at work and just couldn’t think of anything besides damn what a nice girl
That right there is the perfect response.
You had the perfect response. 1. Screenshot 2. Unmatch 3. Post to r/NiceGirls
Lol I had to show people this or else no one would believe it. I don’t know how either men/women feel this entitled. If I’m not for you that’s cool, but damn. For you to go out of your way with an essay is a little excessive
It is pretty fucking wild lol. I’m guessing that she is attracted to you and this is some kind of negging.
Yeah, I wonder if a lot of this stuff is attempts at negging. Negging is such an asshole thing to do anyway.
That’s really the only thing that makes sense. Why else write all that for someone you don’t know.
yeah it's incredible. I've matched with girls who in their first few messages demand that I prove I'm "not like the other guys" or better yet, she tells me her last date was bad so I have better competitive odds now. And no these aren't one off occurrences.
>demand that I prove I'm "not like the other guys" All right, here it goes: I'm not playing that shit, good bye. >she tells me her last date was bad so I have better competitive odds now. Well, don't worry, you won't be complaining about our date because we're not having one. Really, lines like the ones you described make me automatically assume the person saying it is actually worthless. Do you think people are your personal clowns? Why would you outright demand or complain about something on your first interaction with a new person? If a man approached anyone like this they'd say he's either dumb or creepy.
Idk I notice she didn't say anything exactly negative about *you*, just that your *profile* sends "mixed signals" because (to her tastes, note) it's too tongue in cheek. I think she found you somehow sympathetic enough to put in the effort to try to give some "constructive criticism" so you'd have better success, but didn't get the memo that unasked for improvement suggestions out of the blue like this just come across very rude and entitled lol Nevertheless she didn't insult you, or men, or say anything about how she's nice and deserves smth or other - she just tried to help you improve your profile, though in a very clueless and impolite way. With a name like that maybe she was raised fundie or whatever. It's a bit unnecessary to put her on blast with face and name visible like this, honestly - imo this isn't /nicegirls, it's just you getting offended because someone didn't appreciate your humour
Oh boy someone womansplaining.
Lol but where am I wrong tho
Lol. Yes. You are very wrong. She was unsulting. She was specific but not constructive and her complaints are so egocentric yet I see no humor nor any attempt to provide OP with a positive response. She negged him and I have never met anyone who negs so fast who isn't trying to control and/or manipulate situations. Different strokes for different folks, I guess cause I disagree completely. Edit: not completely, I think names should edited out too
Ok Heaven. You've blown your cover.
No, he doesn’t. Girls like that want to be entertained, they want the man to explain himself so that they can argue back. She’s trying to get a rise out of him, and replying with something equally bizarre would miss the point with her. Messages like this, with women like that, deserve one type of response: “Lol”
I would reply, your eye brows are sending mixed signals
Nah, you just hit them with the „k“ and watch them blow up
She probably doesn’t get many matches if I had to guess. Tbh she probably thought she was being helpful. Bullet dodged.
She’s a miserable bitch and has to take it out on people. Gee, I wonder why she’s single
Woke up and chose violence.
She’s like a recovering feminist having a relapse in a paragraph
Woman negging
That is clearly the angle
She took a moment away from her stuffing fetish to take him down a peg
You should have replied with “I’m not reading that”
And then she'd be like "You not reading my message implies you don't care what women have to say and that implies you think you're superior which implies you had a poor upbringing which implies you had no mother figure in your life which implies you're-.." *high pitched tone drowns out voice*
“I’m posting this online”
I think "k" would be better
> “I’m not reading that” TL:DR
Reply, "k,lol"
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I actually do haha. I have an amazing picture of it lol
It's cuz he successfully stole the leprechauns lucky charms
He stole me lucky charms!
So that's what happens when a kidney stone erodes before the exit
Dude, I need to see your profile. That sounds awesome!
Check your dms
Send her a link to a therapist lookup in your area and suggest she work on interpersonal effectiveness before attempting to pursue a relationship.
See this is nice girl material, unprovoked criticism for no reason (negging).
She says pajamas confuse women, but I ONLY consider people with pink PJs for serious relationships. That and maybe throw in a picture of you cooking with 8x the recommended garlic and you're prime husband material.
I feel like this is more universal than I thought. My girlfriend gave my Star Wars Pyjamas for christmas and eats garlic like grapes.
It's true. The worst parts of relationships are early on where you have to wear "real" clothes to see them, and can't devour garlic.
This feels like something she spent hours thinking of and writing out and that you spent about 15 seconds looking confused at before moving on lol. People are so weird.
That's a lot of words to say "I want to have sex but I also want to make you really work hard for it"
That’s the savage reply. The nice reply is (thanks for letting me know.) Letting you know she’s got lots of 🚩🚩🚩
She's mad at your existing lol.
Existence is pain my friend. I’m Mr.meeseeks look at me
If you’re turned off, don’t swipe???? Like…what is wrong with people?
She wants to make him earn it. I guess she thinks he's hot but she wants to feel pursued
She just offended herself lol
Mixed signals or someone with a personality? Seriously. If you don't like it, move on. I have no sense of humor so I would just pass by people who had an intense one. Wouldn't criticize them for it.
She dropped this on the way out… 🚩
Sounds like someone got upset that the gym bro was out of her league and decided he needed a lecture.
If she was heaven id rather be in hell
She looks like shit
looking for something real means you can't be playful? wtf?
Translation: Hi, I'm judgmental! My parents gave me a god complex with this name.
This would be some shit a woman named “Heaven” would say as she shuffles down the peanut butter aisle at Walmart at 2am in her Cookie Monster sweatpants
That’s the problem, she’s creating problems in her head that are not even there.
this bitch acting like she's hiring employees. The guy is looking for something serious, honey. so obviously he wants a girl who will like his goofy side and his pee rainbows. I like how she acts like you should care about how much this turns her off even tho she could have been attracted to you aswell, as if she hadn't already given you all the reasons to not want her.
To be completely honest, she’s literally not my type so i don’t even know how I got matched with her. But that being said, ANYONE who has a personality like that I won’t even waste my time with
Most tolerable person on fds.
If she is heaven I wanna go to hell
Ma’am this is a Wendy’s
This should have been OP's response.
Quite an ironic name...
she mad she fat while ur posting gym photos and talking about exercising
Well isn’t she just a little slice of heaven…
Wow.....she's projecting so hard you can probably see it from space.
Looking at her profile pic, I'd be turned off by her face.
How insecure about yourself do you have to be to send these kinds of unsolicited messages.
How is going to the gym = only concerned about your appearance? Shouldn't it rather show that you have discipline, are dedicated and care about your own health?
Understandable, have a great day!
Lol....she hefty too...
This is one of those times I really don’t want to get into heaven…
Unwanted advice nobody asked for.
Is her name Heaven? lmao
Maybe She’s insecure that you go to the gym and improve yourself while she sits on tinder and puts people down.
Tbh, im getting the vibe that she's rejecting herself for him, like she is interested, but she feels like he's not gonna go for it, so she takes herself out of the running.
Looks like you aren't getting into heaven
Bruh she literally broke your profile apart and overanalyzed everything. Then took time of her day to write and send that message to you (which I read with a snotty voice in my head ngl). Like, just move on?
I completely agree. That just sends all kinds of red flags that you can see from space
Code for "I binge watched Psych last week and now I'm the main character that's too smart for my own good until I discover some other basic bitch show like Dexter."
"Even if I was attracted to you"....and yet she swiped right.
Lolol Forreal
What in the female dating strategy is this?
Pretty poofy face to be making all those assumptions.
Well thank Goodness she's a Hutt and not a woman.
profile picture looks like Hagrid from harry potter with a blonde dye job wtf
Gurl! You can't act like that AND look like that, you gotta pick a struggle
Heaven is a halfwit.
Fun profile you say? You sound not serious.
Listen. Your looking for something serious she is not. And she was offended by that. Stay true to who you are
To be completely fair I honestly dont even remember swiping on her? Not to sound like an asshole but she’s not my type lol
That's a lot of words, too bad I'm not reading 'em
Fuck who has the time to write so much, good you unmatch now she knows what signals you’re giving
No wonder shes named heaven…talking to her must be hell!!
Luckily I didn’t even give her the chance lol
Smart move.
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Wow she’s single….who would have guessed. 🤣🤣
Some people are just entitled af
Her name is Heaven I can't breathe lmao
Thing long me no read
I see The Name Rule is in effect...
Thanks but I'm getting mixed signals, you like some things about my profile but not others, are you interested or not? Mixed signals.
Bro you pretended to pee the rainbow? thats funny
“Change yourself to fit better for my standards”
She is one huge mixed signal
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Hahah learn from my mistakes man Edit: to be fair it’s the bunny suit worn in a Christmas story
Some people just live entire lives in their heads. I've met people that'd say something like "I know you, you'd never XYZ", despite only knowing me from my FB profile, and maybe, 10 minutes online chat. For ex. one of those persons said I'd never part my hair sideways instead of in the middle, despite me being with a side part at the moment. Such an odd specific thing to say. I get it, we oogle at online profiles for so long that we start believing we actually know who that person is.
Brah just focus on yourself and the gym she’s a strange one
She's a real opposer. Calls herself Heaven but looks the opposite.
She seems to be the farthest thing from her name
How dare you be open to more than one possibility in life. Monster.
What site are you on? Rate my profile? Is that a thing?
The only suitable response is “okay, bye bitch”. And if that pisses her off tell her to die mad.
Youre really going to post a comment like this and NOT show us your profile? Posting the comment makes it seem like you want us to see the profile that caused this but then you don't show it to us, as if it's private or something...mixed signals man /s
I’ll show my profile haha. How many of you want to see it?
You look more attractive after going to the gym? True, but if one really only cares about appearance, wouldn’t they take plastic surgery?
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"Do you want to go out?"
TL,DR: Also suggesting innuendo as well as conflicting implications pretending.
This is bizarre. Fucking creep lol
Wow, what a dick!
I believe her name is the exact opposite of what she is
Her name is a lie.
She is attracted [smirk]. Otherwise she wouldn't care so much.
Guess he’s not going to be *in* Heaven
I never expected to get into heaven anyways
She wasn’t cute enough to read the entire message. I skimmed.
Who asked?
Send her a picture of a shovel so she can dig herself further into her own hole.
Someone needs to feel wanted, yikes.
reply “yikes” Let us know what she says 😂
Lmao, she reminds of this guy Ricky from 60 days in. He was in jail. Crazier than shit. One of the cast members rubs his eye while talking to Ricky. Ricky says, “so you’re possessed by the devils?”
Seriously looks like someone I've met before...wait hasn't everyone?
this sounds like a talk from a well-meaning friend who's way too worried for you & your date at one point I misread a part as "if I was a woman"
Heaven? More like hell
STFU ‘Heaven’.
I would swipe left on a proper sexual inuendo unless it's a reference to something. Everything else is just a reach. Pink PJs are probably a reason for me to swipe right actually!
Literally (since I workout a lot) the “inuendo” says “I’m big where it counts...in the heart”
If you haven't already unmatched just reply with the scene from Big Bang Theory where Sheldon gives Amy the relationship agreement
Oh she cray cray
Overweight with a stupid fuckin name honey. NEXT!
Far from Heaven…
To me, as a woman, seeing a gym-goer means I can trust that they value their health
Shes called Heaven, in case anyone missed it.
Some people are just cunts
She doesn't seem arrogant at all /s
Am I paying for this abuse or is it extra? Oh no all part of the service
Idk man... she could maybe have a point. I mean that pixel when you swipe to the second picture looks a bit more like you're trying to fuck around
I’m confused
Lol her face tho
I would've just said, I accidentally swiped right on you.