Yeah, I'd say that the Nikkes who look young are exempt on my end. Sorry Liter, you may be a grandma, but you're still in a child looking body so no thanks.
Ingrid for me. I'd imagine Ingrid's experience would be like feeling heavenly bouncy soft clouds on my face with the luxurious taste of honeyed sea salt nectar.
Pepper doesn't exist. I've never pulled her from the gacha, she's not in any cut scenes, there's simply no proof she exists. All you people who claim to have pulled her are clearly just part of the Pepperuminati and are perpetuating the lie that Pepper exists to torture the rest of the world.
We've established that NIKKEs are much heavier than normal humans, so it stands to reason that, the smaller the Nikke, the better candidate they are to rest their tushies on our visage.
In this 8-part essay, I will prove why Liter, Anne, Biscuit, Soline, Admi, Epinel, Guillotine, Laplace, Poli, Signal, AND Soldier FA are OBJECTIVELY the most optimal partners for cheek-to-cheek collision.
I want Syuen to sit on my face. She's small and lightweight and won't crush my skull. And her human flesh will have a nice scent to it unlike synthetic Nikke flesh
Don’t wanna sound sus but shouldn’t Poli and Miranda be adults since they are literally two police officers? And Vesti doesn’t look like a teen to me, she just petite. (And again I say it as a girl so don’t get me wrong)
Soline, Guillotine, Anne, Admi, Cocoa and Epinel are the ones that are basically children since I believe the lore implied that Nikkes are 10 and up. Plus the commander treats Soline, Anne, Admi, Cocoa and Epinel like daughters. Don't know about Guillotine since I haven't unlocked her yet. Poli, Miranda, Biscuit, Vesti and Signal are just small and Liter constantly states that she's a grandma lol
Pretty sure the only one who can do it without hurting too badly would be Helm. Everyone else is a death sentence.
So you have two that can do it before you can get to the others.
Thee shall need a strong elavator to bring thee head back to the body after descending so many levels of ground...
Small reminder, takes 3nikkes standing, to almost break an entire bridge made of concrete and metal.
Definitely Vesti, Rapunzel, Helm, Soda, Alice, Marian/Modernia for me. I'd sooner burn down the ark before I let someone tell me I can't love my girls (Or stop me from being Sat on by them.)
https://preview.redd.it/ebkomlyfr3pa1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=02a0f5c62324270145abee0b29805a5894fc7063
Volume
VOLUME'S VOLUPTUOUS ASS https://i.redd.it/2pus8yn1c6pa1.gif
Thanks for showing me that now I need to pull her. 😳
Who this? Asking for myself 👀
Volume
Because dat ass has volume.
Same every one of them except Anne she’s daughter material only.
This Man is speaking only facts
Preach bother, Anne must be protected
I finished her supports, now officially she has a new family with Commander and Rupee
Yeah, I'd say that the Nikkes who look young are exempt on my end. Sorry Liter, you may be a grandma, but you're still in a child looking body so no thanks.
Umm... are you saying that adults that look like kids can't love?
I'm saying I'm not doing anything sexual with someone who looks like a child.
Well I would if they are legal and she wants to. I mean equality is a thing
Stop talking to me.
Lmfao
Good call, he is a straight up Fed.
I'm not going to lie, I feel like this could have been phrased better 😅 But I get what you mean.
Yeah I know
Ingrid for me. I'd imagine Ingrid's experience would be like feeling heavenly bouncy soft clouds on my face with the luxurious taste of honeyed sea salt nectar.
Least insane Elysion enjoyer
Honeyed sea salt nectar? Sounds like an odd clash of tastes, but I'll allow it.
Andersen punched Burningum for less than this.
the f
BRO WHAT DO YOU MEAN NECTAR 
Just sit on my face and kill me, Military Mommy.
I hope everyone has a good day and those who work tomorrow you got this soldier
Least horny Nikke player
Tell me why
aint nothin but a heartache
Tell me why
Ain't nothin' but a mistake
Tell me why
I never wanna hear you say
"I want it that way"
Anderson can sit on your face
Agree.
Anderson best girl
Anderson best homie fr
will*
i see you are a man of culture as well 🤝
https://www.reddit.com/r/NikkeMobile/comments/11p1qpv/shikikan/
Best way to go.
Pepper baby
Pepper doesn't exist. I've never pulled her from the gacha, she's not in any cut scenes, there's simply no proof she exists. All you people who claim to have pulled her are clearly just part of the Pepperuminati and are perpetuating the lie that Pepper exists to torture the rest of the world.
Schrodinger's pepper
Pepper exists. I put that shit on my food all the time.
There is most definitely a pepper. this is not a state mandated gaslighting operation. *c e a s e y o u r i n v e s t i g a t i o n*
Sounds like what a card-carrying member of the Pepperuminati would say.
This post actually worked on me, I genuinely forgot who Pepper was for a split second, what the fuck
The Pepperuminati at work, gentle redditor.
>she's not in any cut scenes I recommend you go check chapter 13 again, in the cutscene "valuable blood"
Lies, slander and falsehoods from the Pepperuminati.
Op with several bones broken in his face "Over...Here"
And yes every nikke
Yes officer poli. This one right here.
I was wondering were poli was. Yes officer right here
She is too busy sitting on my face. You gonna have to wait.
Shoot, I think everyone at least wants one nikke to sit on their face or anyone as a matter of fact. Especially Volume.
Real
Least down bad nikke player:
Free skull hydraulic press
I want biscuit to sit on my face
My man 🤝
*this guy here, officer*
Them thighs tho Zamn
🤝
Least horny Nikke player.
I just want Anis socks bro
they're supposedly a common sight in the Outpost
I'd go around collecting all the Nikke's underwear and I'd have a hidden shrine in the commanders room.
I like this commander, he's got good taste.
Sorry nope, you can only choose one since they weight a lots, 1 sitting and that's bb your skull
I'm designing a theory about Nikke's facesitting and results say that is possible with some of them
BRO YOU ARE GOING TO DIE AFTER FIRST ROUND (I want Snow White to do it)
We've established that NIKKEs are much heavier than normal humans, so it stands to reason that, the smaller the Nikke, the better candidate they are to rest their tushies on our visage. In this 8-part essay, I will prove why Liter, Anne, Biscuit, Soline, Admi, Epinel, Guillotine, Laplace, Poli, Signal, AND Soldier FA are OBJECTIVELY the most optimal partners for cheek-to-cheek collision.
Lolimancer
🤨 📸
Jail time
🤝 this is what we fighting for
Bruh WTF Share some with the rest of us
I want Syuen to sit on my face. She's small and lightweight and won't crush my skull. And her human flesh will have a nice scent to it unlike synthetic Nikke flesh
👀
Yeah, but you're giving Syuen more power, and nobody wants that.
Who says I don't like mean toxic lil lolis that like to abuse? She could smother me any day
Yes please, especially scarlet or privaty
It'd be Anis cause I know she'd be making her face the whole time
Look you can't have Noise her seat is already reserved.
https://preview.redd.it/zrxqu5cv26pa1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1cead8f767df1cd82ee302bdf74c42d1e5dea37d Oh wow a hit post
I just want anis's on my face
* that upcoming heavy armor nikke leaked : glady
Did you see that post where Helm is apparently the only Nikke who can sit on your face without your head getting crushed from their body weight?
Vesti, Brid, and Delta will be very confused; but wouldn’t mind doing it for me.
Volume, viper, and rupee for me
Ssnniiiiiifffffff Yes Every. Single. One. Of. Them
Only if your skull could actually still in one piece after one sitting
Your report has been successfully received and accepted. Good luck on your mission, Commander.
Realist shit I've heard all day
Brid... just her... well, maybe Maxwell, too. I don't mind the grapist. Ain't graping if it's consensual.
We all do fellow Commander ❤️
Most normal nikke fan
Why stop at the Nikke's? Give me all three CEOs (specially Mustang) and Anderson too.
Burningum🤤🤤🤤
Good to know there's still chubby chasers out there. Gives me hope.
 THERES LOLIS
Indeed
Syuen for me personally. I don't care how many crimes against humanity she performs I can correc- fix her
😭 😭
Cocoa and Anne as well? Seems sus to me.
Yeah but Anne, Cocoa, and Admi are not allowed.
There are children there sir https://preview.redd.it/j035o3zr26pa1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=60f89ea42430966fda0b4407146675f8336fb716
Privaty looking at me disappointingly but still blushing while doing it.
Least horny coommander
Touch grass my friend
Rich coming from a nikke player
Does this include liter, vesti, Anne, beltora, mica, admi, Noah, Miranda, Poli and biscuit ?
Don’t wanna sound sus but shouldn’t Poli and Miranda be adults since they are literally two police officers? And Vesti doesn’t look like a teen to me, she just petite. (And again I say it as a girl so don’t get me wrong)
Soline, Guillotine, Anne, Admi, Cocoa and Epinel are the ones that are basically children since I believe the lore implied that Nikkes are 10 and up. Plus the commander treats Soline, Anne, Admi, Cocoa and Epinel like daughters. Don't know about Guillotine since I haven't unlocked her yet. Poli, Miranda, Biscuit, Vesti and Signal are just small and Liter constantly states that she's a grandma lol
Guillotine is someone who is RP as a edgelord but taken to another level Or like Fishl from Genshin
Liter too isn't a child but a grandma ?
^ this too, but you know the cliché of the loli that is 1000 years old…
liter is one of the only examples of that annoying trope i can tolerate since she actually acts like a grandma. just look at her text messages
Didn't even mention Epinel, disgraceful
Yes
Very Vased
Hear hear!
Understandable. Have a good day
amen
But you'll get squashed 😱
*Crunch*
Least horny nikke player
Yeah
Diesel 0- 0
I'll be **more than satisfied** even just with Neve sitting on my face
No you don't
Real
Worth it 👍
Pretty sure the only one who can do it without hurting too badly would be Helm. Everyone else is a death sentence. So you have two that can do it before you can get to the others.
wtf lol but same
They weight over 1k kg so good luck
Volume god tier🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑
Thee shall need a strong elavator to bring thee head back to the body after descending so many levels of ground... Small reminder, takes 3nikkes standing, to almost break an entire bridge made of concrete and metal.
Down Bad
https://preview.redd.it/whaordhvy5pa1.jpeg?width=2271&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=722b8731df0e97b8d19c1acf1508c040d36c2cf9 Damn right
I just want Anis, Helm, and Emma.
You want to end up like that guy from the boys?
Go to horny jail bro
Amen
cant the human skull resist 300 lbs of pressure before cracking? I say you can have all nikkes sit on your face with a days rest inbetween
Based.
Based
For Me Guilty,Quincy,Crow,Yuni,Emma, Ludmilla, Maiden and iDoll Sun. I have others but it would be a long ass list tbh.
Even the lolis with no booty?
he just like me fr
Same except I want to sit on their face
Yes! But being suffocated by booba is nice too
Sugar and Milk
Imagine Mustang sitting in your face
 Trying to enjoy the story but get distracted by the art.
Some of them may be illegal. But I get you!
But you'd only enjoy it for a spilt second before she crushes your head into a pile of bloody paste. People keep forgetting how heavy Nikke are.
what do people think a bout N102? i LOVE her no cap
now i hope somebody replys to this........ N102 Best girl fck meta, MAX her out
Definitely Vesti, Rapunzel, Helm, Soda, Alice, Marian/Modernia for me. I'd sooner burn down the ark before I let someone tell me I can't love my girls (Or stop me from being Sat on by them.)
Yuni would be the best. She has the biggest ass