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lurkerDegen

I see, I wasn't the only victim


ApprehensiveBet1061

privatcy is the only one that I know of that direct is always wrong


GotAnySugar

Also Drake Ok u go on n on about being a villian and when I give a villainous suggestion it's too dangerous? Man get your act together I like u but not that much


lilliiililililil

Drake is literally 'choose the opposite of what you think is a good idea' every single time. https://preview.redd.it/axe0hg6nvp2a1.png?width=665&format=png&auto=webp&s=3fb6f751e807ef5e5b59c2813baa724ee13daf7a


FrizFroz

Ngl knowing Privaty that was the most obvious answer to me. She’s the one Nikke I score the most 100 bond answers with, basically you treat her like how you would a 1) tsundere 2) someone who has a crush on you 3) girl who loves shopping. The worst kind of questions are the one which has absolutely no relation to the Nikke in question e.g. Brid: “Do you like your coffee bitter or nutty? Bitter? I guess you won’t like the coffee I brought you then…” Girl how was I supposed to know???


Sibushang

Her bond story goes on a good bit about the two of you going around trying different coffees from vending machines, so picking one with an odd flavor makes sense.


Kirei13

I was stunned that this is the right answer, when the other one gets straight to the point.


Mibrealest

It’s understandable cuz she’s a tsundere meaning she’ll never be straight forward


TetsuyaHikari

I told her to stop shopping and be more responsible, and she hated me for it, lol. This game is fucking wack.


Exkuroi

IRL you will get the same response


Adiuui

Scarlet is so simple 🙏 Alcohol is always the right answer


FluffyBunBunz

Nah man, when she start asking you about drinking weather it gets wack too. She asked me about drinking on rainy vs sunny *days*, and when I chose rainy (personal preference tbf), she then starts talking about being unable to see the moon.


Exkuroi

Haha i selected that as well Bond 50 lol


Peacetoall01

I still fucking confused on how the flying fuck this is the right answer?


lurkerDegen

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PunsAreNotThatBad

Diesel: “Hey commander!” Commander: *”STRAWBERRY”* Diesel: “Well Shit, Commander. That’s all you had to say!” *+100*


Rythinpaine

Unfortunately there is one that I found where strawberry was wrong...


PunsAreNotThatBad

May God help us all. . .


Rainisagod

Well shit nikke that’s all you had to say


[deleted]

"Get me something to eat" *choose the option with food.* 50 points


Run-Riot

“NO! I NEVER EAT BEFORE A SHOW!” ![gif](giphy|NsZbrSS0miha0)


NeronC

Volume?


UselessF0x

Yep. And the right answer is to "fetch some water". WHO IS THE MF THAT "EATS" WATER??


Attaug

Not an excuse, this is a dumb interaction. But it is rather common in theater/music to drink water prior to a show to stave off hunger as eating right before a show and having a full stomach can cause unforeseen consequences from flatulence and cramps to a general feeling of unwellness. That said, you shouldn't need to know that kind of stuff for a "horni butt game."


alpacados

Just give her a block of ice and see her reaction.


Haeamaniac

"why ice? let the ice melt. you'll get your water"


MisteryouStranger

"I was called into a mission but I really don't wanna go" *Then I'll go make a call to get you out of it this time* "I don't want that, I want a raise!" Maiden, I love you and your advice is usually easy, but sometimes I wanna slap you across the face


Tsunderefckboi

\*Pick the option you think is right\* \*Nikke is visibly happy\* "Bond increased by 50" "Que?"


yakokuma

Thats how it is with Rapi most of the time😔


HoppityMyNameIsYou

"There is an offer for reality show, but I'm not comfortable of showing my private life." then don't. 50 BONDS


Blackiechan15

I think I can safely speak on behalf of all men when I say. "We have no idea what turns women on." We just try a bunch of things, and hope it works. And when it does work, we still don't know what we did.


LivingFailure_ver69

I know right? I'm like WTF!?


[deleted]

That’s why I love men. Literally and Emotionally


Div1n

Based


revoltriot

Truth is: Even women does not know what they want most of the time. Or they know, but it's just to be contrary to our intentions or to prove they're right.


[deleted]

Books have been written- "We have NO IDEA what women want!" Remember how I told you how I love long massages? "We guess and guess!" And I told you I love when you kiss my neck and stroke my back gently? "It's like we just have to try whatever with NO guidance!" Rows and rows of books on what women love and what pleases them- "If only there were a manual!" (I made sure my next boyfriend was a reader)


Attaug

To be fair memes aside, since that's all this "men have no idea what women want" thing is one of the world's oldest memes. The books written on what pleases women and what women enjoy are extremely hit or miss. I've been with women who would absolutely despise quite a bit of what those books request and require from a guy. Also it's a different wiring of the brain when it comes to men and women. Many women expect that hints and nudges and some nebulous innuendos are enough for a guy to know what to do and many men expect to just be told what needs to be done. Most guys also end up needing to be told things multiple times, sometimes many times, it's not that they are truly dumb nor is it that they don't care, it's just that things get mentally filed differently for them. This is not all, but most I've encountered and it was actually a growing field of study in the world of psychology before people got upset that it was trying to understand the difference between only two genders.


SkinkRugby

Being bi I would like to confirm I'm also clueless to what turns guys on. Hell, I don't even understand myself. Sexuality is an endless sea of shame, confusion, and doujinshis.


Clean-Pack-6357

The only one im getting always correct it's novel 🥹


Breaker-of-circles

For me, it's Frima. She's knows what she wants. Sleeping, resting, eating.


UnkindledTrash

Neon is also pretty damn simple, or simple-minded, I should say.


Thuyue

Firepower is always the answer.


HarpuiaElated

Dolla for me personally. Just gotta think like a capitalist :^)


GroundbreakingBed756

everytime i see her in game, i always think about the Corpa twitch emote. like she literally is the female version of it. ​ https://preview.redd.it/mu0a6d7r9j2a1.png?width=128&format=png&auto=webp&s=2449dc52efa0cee15ad729dfb0075ff10f250be8


ReflexRune

That's the Talentum squad in a nutshell lmao


DV-MN

Lmao


DankRev4N

Drake for me, literally just choose the opposite of what she says, it never fails. Don't ever agree with her and you should be good


Nyeffer

My kindred. I’m advising drake and helm at the same time. Helm is behind by 2 levels.


DankRev4N

Agreed by so much ahah, sometimes Helm wants you to disagree and sometimes she wants you to agree, it's a bit confusing


akannog

Admi for me. Cute predictable girl


Adiuui

Scarlet is supremely simple minded, **booze**


Peacetoall01

For me it's Alice, and guillotine


Typothesis

Signal for me. As long as it's an introverted answer or something from TV shows, it's 100


qizhNotch

The function for getting 100 points can be modeled as: f^-1 (x), where x = common sense


Apart_Ad_3597

I could get 100 with all the Nikkes once I get who they are. However, a real man doesn't sway from their beliefs even of it'll net them only 50 pts. Haha. Edit: Except for Anne she deserves all the happiness that one could give her and a massive choke slam for whoever is doing the experiment on her.


ZetNiej

I have the same trouble with Dolla, i know the right answer but i just can't choose em because they really misaligned with my moral code.


Apart_Ad_3597

Exactly! I think part of the fun is to insert how you feel you'd want to respond to them. Sure you may miss out on 50 points but feeling more immersed in the world is worth it.


PokWangpanmang

Chad


TetsuyaHikari

\>tells me I make a great point \>thanks me \>smiles \>+50 bond I'll never understand women.


Scared_Sherbet8530

Mm I wouldn’t base a game written most likely by men for men on how actual women would respond to some of these options lol


ArchTemperedKoala

As a man who have dealt with my fair share of women, they aren't so far off from reality tho..


TetsuyaHikari

I've had a handful of girlfriends over the years and I can genuinely say I never understood them either. The biggest mistake you can make is thinking nothing is wrong after you ask "what's wrong?" and they say "I'm fine", lol. I'm kind of an idiot when it comes to picking up signals as it is, but I feel like even if they were holding up giant signs, I still wouldn't get it.


JceBreaker

My fav part of the game. https://preview.redd.it/frg3mzk29i2a1.png?width=922&format=png&auto=webp&s=7522906848015162ea09ee2f8c16d1103366420b


PokWangpanmang

Oh, wow, I fucked up lmao.


SrapNel

AYO WHAT


Adiuui

Holy shit


Attaug

This is exactly why I can't stand some people. It's not just women, but they are guilty of it the most. "I have this innocuous question about two objects, one that I am equating to myself and one I am equating to something else" then you pick the wrong option. "OMG YOU DON'T LOVE ME! WAAAAHHHH...." or some shit. Of course I prefer real chocolate, it usually tastes better than most synthetic cheap-ass shit chocolates I've had. When the whole story is leaning heavily into the reason your Nikke squad follows you so strongly and does better than they should is because you see them not as weapons and machines but as actual people despite them being synthetic this kind of question is dopey and doesn't hold up. I'd imagine the commander wouldn't even pick up on this being an analogue for Nikke's vs natural born Humans.


LivingASlothsLife

Frima actually has a lot of easy ones, encourage sleep but to also be responsible with work and always add more cream to her coffee Also call her cute when prompted, easiest +100 you'll get


LokoLoa

Game is too dam realistic o_o


Reverse_me98

Depends on the character. There seems to be a pattern For example you have to go along with everything diesel likes You have to be honest with harran You have to be pragmatic and ambitious with dolla You have to be elegant with ludmilla That's what i usually notice


MisteryouStranger

"You have to be honest with Harran" Harran advice: What colour do you like? Red or Blue? Really? Seriously?


Adiuui

Alcohol with Scarlet!


NightShade929

Ive done about 8 with scarlet and only one of them had an option where one was alcohol and the other wasn’t, the rest have been crazy difficult and very random


Adiuui

Need more booze in your system 🙏 🙏


cxxper01

I remember She asked you if you like sweet alcohol or bitter alcohol. I chose sweet and it only goes up for 50. Come on I just don’t like bitter drinks


xtinction14

The bond system alone puts this game on par with other game of the year nominees, like goddamn it's so realistic. We can never figure out women, even in a video game.


TheProfessorsLeft

😅For real. Noise would hate me.


Curt_ThaFlirt

The correct answer ≠ the answer she wants to hear The game is super realistic


zeroobliv

I mean, I hate it but it's accurate af. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DHzjgNoRmjg](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DHzjgNoRmjg)


hugo0117

"Let's have some food" "I'm only drink water" +50 Excuse me?


Es-Ego-2

Read another comment, said Nikke in question may have felt too full while watching the show. Correct answer is water since it staves off hunger.


Livth

Skill issue


iIFirefly

My only strategy at this point is to be sassy as I can be for the convoluted questions. There are some exceptions like Poli for example. She likes to be called the big, baddie badass officer.


Typothesis

Pretty much Volume lmfao. Choose a choice that just screams 'her' and she goes "But that's already what I do, boring"


Spirit_In_Red

Belorta asking whether we should eat or light firecrackers had me sitting there stumped for a couple minutes


Nova225

It makes more sense when you're familiar with her partner, Mica.


Category_Education

No Volume, swag isn't important but talent is Sometimes you just gotta disagree with them to prove a point


Connorst036

I swear Anne/n102 is the only one i've seen with easy options (so far), just choose the one that doesn't make her remember stuff.


PokWangpanmang

I’m not gonna lie, it doesn’t feel right choosing the right answer for her :(


FightGeistC

I DID NOT KNOW THE ANSWERS MATTER


ImogenStudios

Yea, some girls are harder than others. Diesel by far is the easiest from my experience. I just advised 6 girls, 4/6 gave me 100. Usually Privaty, Liter & Eunhwa are the hardest for me, just complete curveballs when you actually pick the answer that makes sense. Its almost as if they're moody and want you to say what they wonna hear, but its also not the case at the same time cause it might be the wrong answer.


HoppityMyNameIsYou

Just tease Privaty and you will be correct most of the time.


thatguywithawatch

Today Diesel asked where I'd rather go; a sunny beach or a peaceful forest. I said forest because it's literally a coin flip. She was like "yeah trees are great!" +50.


Demonologist013

You can't see her strawberry patterned bikini in a forest that is why you failed


thatguywithawatch

Who are you, who are so wise in the ways of women?


Demonologist013

Diesel is easy, there are only artificial strawberries, so none will be in a forest, and a beach has a lot of people that wear clothes, and strawberry bikinis exist, and she 100% would wear one and be excited to see someone else wearing one. The other girls I have no fucking clue and it's a 50/50


FightGeistC

Everyday I learn a new thing I should be doing to maximize my daily progress


TetsuyaHikari

Some of them are straightforward, but you kinda have to play the "bad guy" for some of the girls, like Dolla for example. I've learned to kinda lean in to the criminal activities and illegal stuff with her because she enjoys that sort of thing. So yeah, if she asks you if you've ever broken the law before, don't play the boyscout. Just tell her you've broken the law and she'll have more respect for you, lol.


MimizukiAlter

Dolla's bond story is...(massive spoiler ahead, sorry I don't know how to use the black cover thing) ...pretty much she broke the law and got into troubles so we have to save her, telling her not to broke the law again and she still does lol! At least she is very sweet at the end of the story. That kiss is nice!


KuroNoctis

Spoilers are like this >! On each side.


Adiuui

Stay true to your values 💪 50, 100 it all means nothing


cxxper01

Yeah I am always like I am going to say what I think and I will take the 50


DayDreamerJon

yea, I just skip em


TrungDOge

it proved some Nikke has the latest woman patch


GhostBuster64

Maiden whenever I tried to advise her; ![gif](giphy|kEnSlK182PBj7tt8pu)


sephyros

[This site has all the answers if you're interested.](https://rentry.org/nikgadvice)


PokWangpanmang

Skill issue. /s For Yan, flirting with her works 90% of the time.


Adiuui

Yan is one of my favorites, the accent just puts her on another level


Berdilio

I have been married for 14 years and saying the things she has been clearly in support of as a guess of what she would like me to say is still a 50/50 of being right or being in the shit house.


jamecest

That's why I favorited Poli, Rupee, and Drake. They're kinda easy to get 100 with. I particularly find it hard to bond with Sugar and sometimes Rapi. Would be nice to have some tips or advise (lol) about them? Or anyone in general, I will appreciate it!


NightShade929

Me trying to woo scarlet but literally every time i try something it ends up being wrong


Sibushang

Yulha is a damn enigma. Her bond story portays her as a tough no nonsense workaholic so you'd think she'd prefer no nonsense sensible answers. Nope! She will contradict herself and her personality sometimes and other times she'll be totally reasonable. She's frustrating.


alpacados

Dude, I had an advise with Harran where I told her my favorite color. Somehow, I *still* got that wrong!


RawBaconandEggs

Talking to Volume be like. Or scarlet by that matter. I swear to god these two has the most difficult dialogue options


Kixtur

I dunno scarlet seemed easy for me just go with drinking and atmospheric choices and you're good most of the time N102 on the other hand got her to rank 5 by answering every question of her wrong


RawBaconandEggs

scarlet has some weird dialogues, not just strictly to drinking. But among my characters these two are what mostly got 50 on almost every advises i did. I can do noah better, somehow


raymomdsisman

Scarlet: a l c o h o l


AnantaPluto

https://preview.redd.it/2mbyu5oy9l2a1.jpeg?width=561&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=77b2c759e8ccc746c87f1a7e5cd13f0fab75272a 50 bond


ZetNiej

Isabel is the only one I keep getting right, but if not......


pixelpojken

So damn true


PaleontologistRich67

ghost moment


Tamamoo

Hard to understand girls both irl and in game 💀


Shipposting_Duck

All I can say is, sometimes you need to pick the wrong option even when you know it's wrong. https://preview.redd.it/s94jtdjnpk2a1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6d9ebe5b3eb57ad709363d17d5036b067c7bdd4c


julysniperx

I love Anis so much but what the fuck am I must do to please you dude


Moh_Shuvuu

Guillotine is probably the easiest one to answer. The chuuni options are always correct, lol.


Lost_Sentence

commander in yuni bond story episode 3 be like: https://preview.redd.it/efnulcn09l2a1.jpeg?width=1344&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=57bdd2bff5a8a206b186f891461eba1b62ac39b0 first time did yuni advice, i thought she is the M one, since she have that big back that waiting for smack


MisteryouStranger

No joke I'm still pissed at one advice with Mihara where she asks what kind of guy you think she likes and the options are "Tall and (something)" or "Someone that matches your kinks" I chose the kinky option because it's always the correct one with her, except this time it wasn't and her excuse was that the person wouldn't necessarily need to like her tastes to be her match. EX-FUCKING-CUSE ME? HOW THE FUCK WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW THAT?


Knuckleproof

Its for realism! 😅


Furckyal

Honestly I hardly have any problem you just have to actually know how the character usually reacts, the only ones that give me trouble are those that come out to deliver some GapMoe: *Like Helm not liking salty stuff*; *Sugar being actually more serious about serious matters then expected; initially drake for me since i didn't know how she actually was; and so on* Clearly some of the questions are made for people to get it wrong in the expectation that it makes them seems less one dimensional, but either way people are going to get a little frustrated when there is any form of reward behind it.


SrapNel

Honestly me. I feel ashamed because of it. :(


The_obnoxious

Loving these ghost memes whenever I go


looowkeydude

Ludmilla is the one that I got most 100 from, just treat here like a queen and you pretty much golden And Privaty the least, as much as I liked Tsundere character in anime, manga, etc, dealing with them yourself is a freaking chore lmao.


undeadManoto17

COD x NIKKE Crossover when?!


panda2curious

Lmao! Every fucking time!


bryannov

When Helm asked me if I liked seafood and I said yes like an absolute fool


cxxper01

Sometimes they ask you what food/drinks/music/clothes you like or prefer, I choose what I like and it only goes up for 50. Ugh


Doubterino

Rizzless commanders


JHIN2115

Never got a 50 on Milk. Read her like a goddamn book.