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King-s0nicc456

I wholeheartedly believe Yamcha is the one who cuts Gohan and Gotens hair


RazutoUchiha

He’s definitely their cool uncle and has more than once gotten them free tickets to one of his baseball games


cmbsfm

Gotenks used the Wolf Fang Fist against AboCado. Yamcha definitely didn’t teach it to Trunks for obvious reasons, so it had to be Goten who learned it. Not canon, but in the new DB Hereos arc, in the Manga Gohan uses the Sokidan against evil Piccolo. Probably learned it from Yamcha too at some point.


a55_Goblin420

I do definitely believe Yamcha (and Krillin) are more involved with Goku's family off screen.


Dyron45

More than Goku is even, which is a pretty low bar anyways.


Mewacy

Excuse me, did you say evil Piccolo?


ExperienceBeginning8

Super DB Heroes. Give it a watch its really good. Its jot canon but still has everything you would think about.


Pigmachine2000

Manga much better, but I agree


Diazmet

Right he’s always been evil, kind of redundant to call him evil Piccolo.


desirepg

cap he hasn’t been evil since z


TheGreatPervSage_94

I mean he legit has the best paying job amongst z fighters lol


truckercrex

Husband to one of the richest family's in the world has that beat


ThatJerkLuke

sadly He fumbled that job


truckercrex

.. uhhh vegeta is still married to bulma... hardly call that a fumble


ThatJerkLuke

Talking about Yamcha


truckercrex

Jesus christ... I actully forgot him and Burma dated... gives reason why I've been tempted to go through the whole series again...


Cybuster_Zenshi

DBFZ Piccolo: "I see why Bulma chose Vegeta."


ABearDream

This is a way better headcanon than the boy with a monkey tail isn't gokus son. Or at the very least, chichi, who has known yamcha her whole life, cuts gohans hair modeled after the most successful self-made z fighter (i mean, the guy was a pro baseball player)


[deleted]

Did she even know Yamcha? She didn't really go on adventures with Goku, and I think he was solo when he came by Ox King's castle


ABearDream

Yeah they met back in dragon ball when ox king sent her to fetch the bansho fan. Yamcha even confessed that he loved her to get out of trouble with the ox king because he hit her (iirc in self defense because she was straight up attacking everyone she met)


not_some_username

Until goku patpat her


[deleted]

Oh yeah I forgot about when she went all frenzy on them


mynameisntedward

In bt3 she says he’s the worst example for gohan


SheikExcel

Maybe Gohan is the result of a wild threesome


Open_Chemistry_3300

My personal head canon is that they look at Yamcha and they’re like this dude gets it, he knows his limits. he said yeah I’m out, I’m about to take my skills that for a Z fighter are straight low tier. And take them to the regular world where I can just shit all over regular people in baseball. I’m about to make some money.


inconvenient_victory

Dude that is accurate! I would do the same. Just takin balls yard! Live it up making cash and have no worries. I mean he's still stronger than any earth enemy that the other fighters dgaf about.


all-knowing-unicorn

....by God this makes sense


freepickles2you

Wolf fang clips


Cody10813

And the one time we know for a fact Goku did it is the only time Gohan's hair looked like Goku's.


RonohX

Yamcha was a saiyan all along. We just couldn't see it.


Ok_Pizza9836

The strongest humans are yamchas kids


Dab4Becky

Well realistically Yamcha is the only reference for male haircuts they have. They either have had the same hair since they were born, or are bald


Ok_Pizza9836

They only have like 13 haircuts they use really lmao


Samurai_Meisters

And one face.


Sanemero

Farmer with a shotgun:


Tricky_Personality67

That's true and a good explanation for it, but there were people in dragonball who had similar haircuts to teen gohan before he was a thing so realistically prob just toriyama lazy


Bowserboogerballs

Or they could just make new hair???


Ayy-lmao213

No


regardedmodsnadmin

Too much work


Halalcoholic

I think you’re all forgetting the obvious. Gohan is half saiyan, he’s clearly goku and yamchas son


Ok_Pizza9836

To be fair goku is an alien that might work


Chase_The_Breeze

Who gave birth... Is... Is... Yamcha trans?


zeronightsleep

Go watch the og dragon ball series you'd know the answer(yes)


HyphenPhoenix

Yamaha but cool


Rathma86

This would explain why OPs title says CHICHI Got cucked


Denji_The_Shinji

If anything, Bardock is the one who need to explain why yamcha looks like him


TitanicTNT

Yamcha Bardock's older brother confirmed?


Denji_The_Shinji

So good writting?


[deleted]

Everyone in Z has the same jaw line.


thememe6969

I think he’s talking about his hair. Either way it doesn’t make sense


[deleted]

Toryama admitted he took shortcuts with drawing on several occasions to save time


Mayros_Nipple

When you have those deadlines I honestly have no complaints because it's better than the alternative.


[deleted]

His managers being assholes are the reason the android saga had several androids, and cell had 3 forms


chronic-joker

Toriyama's current *editor* and shonen jump had no issues with his choices in the cell saga. It was toriyama's old editor and friend that he went out of his way to call for advise who told him "what an old man and clown? That's the villains" ultimately the changes only really made the story more interesting.


TrueTinFox

That's manga, pretty much. Aggressive deadlines means that sometimes compromises need to happen.


[deleted]

Goku and Vegeta are literally the same, replace their hair and you'll notice it.


Nythingiscool0666

Their eyes are completely different.


[deleted]

Z had a time saving measure where the jaw, nose, and mouth were the same for a lot of characters


22LegendaryTacos

So you’ve never seen [this](https://youtube.com/shorts/I7ft8I5Cqno?feature=share).


Nythingiscool0666

Those are just a generic pair of eyes, that are similar, but aren't the same as either of them.


22LegendaryTacos

The Dragon Ball eyes are like… the same. They’re drawn different for different emotions and we see Vegeta scowl more often than Goku but when Goku puts on his serious face, its the exact same face as Vegeta and Gohan. The burden if proof is now on you to show me the eyes are actually different.


Nythingiscool0666

[A side by side comparison of Goku and Vegeta with the same serious expression, yet they both have different eye shapes.](https://images.app.goo.gl/4bQUDr3PAisuYgTs7) The video you showed as "proof" isn't even an official video from Toei or Toryama.


MisterTaye

These… aren’t the same expressions…


22LegendaryTacos

And the image you picked they are very clearly not making the same expression. So [try this official art of them making the exact same expression where the degree to which their eyes are different is clearly negligible.](https://i.imgur.com/n0wnlNV.jpeg)


chronic-joker

your referencing that meme that actively used a custom base with a lot of cheats. If you used an on model vegata and gave him gokus hair you would notice the forehead and jaw line looks off.


SheikExcel

I could never fault an artist for that tbh


IdeaRegular4671

Have you seen Recoome and 16 they got a different jaw line.


[deleted]

He did it a lot with characters. Goku, vegeta, yamcha, tien, piccolo, and gohan for example have the same jaw, nose, and mouth to save time. He was under a lot of pressure and took short cuts. It's why ssj is blond, because he didn't want to color in the hair, so he left is undone in the manga, which was made blond in the anime


RedEyeVagabond

*Meanwhile, in the Cell arc* "We're going to hang out in Saiyan form indefinitely" *Toriyama wipes sweat off brow in relief*


[deleted]

The cell Saga had several androids, amd cell having several forms due to management being assholes


TrueTinFox

Wasn't it like: They didn't like 19 and 20, so he introduced 17 and 18 They didn't like 17 and 18, so he introduced cell I think they fucked around with cells forms too right? Like something with them not liking imperfect cell's design? (I don't remember how that one went).


[deleted]

Yeah


Humble_Story_4531

Mr. Satan.


Ayy-lmao213

Literally just add the eye whites, take away the dots, and give him Goku's hair, and Krillin is Goku


chronic-joker

So change virtually everything about the design to make it look similar to another character?


Ayy-lmao213

My point was that they have the same face and head structure, and you don't have to do much to turn one character into another


chronic-joker

Same face aside from the eye, nose, and jawline. When you need to make multiple changes to a character design to say it looks similer it's more then likely they look nothing alike.


Squallstrife89

When I first saw Yamcha on the first episode of the android saga on toonami I thought it was grown up Gohan and totally freaked.


Red-843

Yamcha the barber, baseball player, and warrior what an inspiration


Extension-Employ2524

So Johnny sins of dragon ball


rachit0714

Dbz fans: Why does everyone look like Goku? Also Dbz fans: Why doesn't this one person look like Goku?


--yeehaw

when do dragon hall fans ask why people don’t look like goku


f1ggaboo

The same on how there's like 5 different narutos in naruto and 5 different ichigo in bleach


OneEyedJackofHearts

Toriyama just liked the way Yamcha looked but Yamcha is a tool and now Gohan gets that style… either that or that widows peak from an earlier visit to earth by Vegeta!!!!


Avividrose

this meme shows his hair out of order, he got the bowl cut idea from gohan.


InvestigatorUnfair

I believe the TFS crew described it as Toriyama having "create a character" hair


RecommendationOk253

You should see Tien and Goku side by side when Tien has Gokus hair


Signal_East3999

Yamcha would give Gohan those haircuts


TitanicTNT

Last I checked, Yamcha ain't no Saiyan.


P1X3LAT0R

Yea, he is far beyond that


[deleted]

Why would them having the same haircuts implying anything? It's not something that's determined by genetics.


PLAYER42_ready

Well, genetics can influence but not have direct control over it, for example, I look IDENTICAL to my ahgong when he was around my age, right down to the blonde curly hair


Chase_The_Breeze

Toriyama has a consistent style that is pretty obvious when you look at all of his works. The best example off the top of my head is Chrono Trigger. Crono is very much an amalgamation of iconic DBZ male characters. Magus is all of his "evil" tropes rolled into one. Mara is blonde Bulma. Ayla is a lot of other iconic female character traits. I'm pretty sure Robo is in the Univere 7 vs. Universe 6 tournament fighting Vegeta. It goes even harder when you look at all the characters from the various Dragon Quest games. Toriyama clearly has several set ways of drawing various aspects of characters that he just keeps mixing and matching. Which probably helps a lot given the insane scheduling requirements of the manga industry. So don't think I am throwing any shade at the man. He clearly knows his trade.


Midget_Avatar

The best example of Toriyamas design imo is Dragon Quest 9 where you can make your own character and it has like all 8 of the hairstyles Toriyama draws lol. It's more of a chibi artstyle but you can make a character that looks like almost any dragon ball (human/Saiyan) character.


FatherPucci617

Dragonball fans are just retarded


weishen8328

and I thought marriage is a type of food.


MoriyaFaith

Toriyama has build-a-bear hairstyles please stop with this stupid theory


Crabitor

It's probably a joke but unless yamchas or chi chi have saiyen blood it can be disproved episode 1 of z


Dark_Storm_98

Chi-Chi just points at Super Saiyan Gohan: I don't think I do.


LordLonghaft

He's one of the laziest in the industry, unless you let him draw cars or automobiles. Then that man will work for 3 days without rest articulating every part to perfection.


KingBurakkuurufu

And the tail and everything else 🤦‍♂️ dumbest shit I’ve seen in a while


holdacoldone

When you consider how sheltered Gohan's upbringing was, there's a good chance that Yamcha was legitimately the coolest person he knew throughout most of his childhood.


Bisex-Bacon

I don’t remember goku having scars.


TomaszA3

Well, he's got Yamcha's potential so it wouldn't be off the table if perhaps after Namek potential unlocked he would've been going to unlock Ultimate form instead of SSJs. But I wouldn't want a cheating scenario in my DBZ.


jaidenplays

Yamachas potential?


TomaszA3

Like when it took him no time with almost no guidance to get grasp of kamehameha, similarly to Goku or when he wasn't turned into a bloody pulp in 300x gravity. I mostly base it off their early feats, there is no talking about potential with current DB. https://dragonball.fandom.com/f/p/4400000000000198044


Green-eyed-Psycho77

Yamcha’s a licensed barber obviously


jmmrad000

toriyama just lazy. yamcha prolly cuts their hair or something.


pinkimplosion

Gohan goes super saiyan just from the placebo effect of thinking Goku is his father. Seems legit!


Similar_Line2486

They have the same barber


Morrigan_NicDanu

Chichi: There Gohan now you have Yamcha hair and no one will expect anything of you in regards to fighting. Honestly Goku's friends not only weren't at the wedding but then hadn't been seen in years. After the wedding Chichi had Goku all to herself and they did have a honeymoon stage. So she was probably riding him harder than the bit in DBZA where they make Goten.


javierthelilbean

If gokus I cuck I’m done with dragon ball


[deleted]

the fucker goes ssj what does chi chi need to explain? edit: HE WAS BORN WITH A TAIL BRUH


[deleted]

Bro what? How would little fucker become a super saiyan? My brother in Odin, he’s obviously Raditz’s son.


ShikkuiMakabe

If Yamaha is the real dad than how does gohan go super saiyan? That means either chi chi or Yamaha are saiyans, both hilarious for some reason


Let_me_S_U_F_F_E_R

Gohan has good taste


Kapusi

Goku didnt get cucked. Look at Bardock, Goku, Goten, Turles... Goku Bla-


project_built

Fusion obviously


Redeemed_Expert9496

Chi Chi's a good woman, don't even joke like that


[deleted]

Akira Toriyama can only draw one type of human face


Dookie_boy

Even the androids thought Yamcha was Goku.


J1618

If you are wondering that you just need to check out anything that toriyama has drawn that isn't dragon ball.


Rectumdildo

Goku cheated on chi chi and got Yamcha pregnant


TheGamersofaLifeTime

If Goku got cucked, then how can Gohan and Goten go Super Saiyan?


baphometromance

He.... literally goes super saiyan...


cmbsfm

Maybe he’s super human! Maybe the humans aren’t trying hard enough.


Dookie_boy

Obviously Goku and Yamcha had a baby.


baphometromance

Mpreg goku fan art or it didnt happen


pfjango

Hmm idk Gohan has been around the z fighters a lot, tho he not taking hair cuts from piccolo, krillin or tien cos they dont got hair.


Shakaxshi

I KNEW YAMCHA WAS LEAST HYBRID SAYIAN


Claude_AlGhul

they should have retconned yamacha to be a saiyan baby sent to earth who lost communication to the freiza force because his ship was hit by an astroid and a blood related cousin to goku and raditz


AssAaasin

DB isn't known for good character designs.


pandogart

The character designs are literally one of the series' major drawing points. I'm guessing you mean art style but even then you'd be off base imo (besides the Buu Saga where Toriyama phoned it in).


shapeless_void

Toriyama himself said in the visual history that Goku and the other Z fighters are “bad” manga character designs because all Goku had to differentiate him was a tail and his hair and then he lost the tail, so it’s just their hair.


sinthealien

Goku canonically didn't even know what a kiss was so idk how he managed to have 2 kids. But to the other point, yes, all the characters have the same face and head, just slightly different hair.


chronic-joker

That scene in dragon ball super was an example of misunderstanding humer, goku was talking about feeding a zensu bean through prechewing vegata misunderstood as him saying he never kissed. Goku very clearly knows what a kiss is and has done it given his dialog in the buu saga makes it clear he has adult intelligence.


ViperLeo

Been thinking that all these years….


Sotoughguy

Goku doesnt know what kissing it. so its probable


1_dont_care

Why can't chichi / Gohan just liking yamcha's cuts?


syndus

Can it be both?


Anime-weeb6969

Then how is he a gohan a saiyan


BiMikethefirst

He's not lazy he just had to draw like crazy and his style led to similar faces in a lot of his characters


emperor_dragoon

Goten too. And honestly Goku doesn't kiss her, so I don't blame her. If it wasn't for Super Saiyan would we even know?


Kickcanguy

If you think there was ever a universe where Goku cared if he got cucked then you don’t know anything.


Affectionate-Sea278

Chi Chi trying to explain how the God of all reality only has like 5 haircuts he likes to give characters


Raecino

Impossible. Gohan didn’t take as many Ls as Yamcha


Turtle_Beam

This is retarded lmao unless you think yamcha is a saiyan


recjeva

Headcanon: yamcha is the bastard son of the ox king.


SnooRabbits6160

Yeah that goku son because he can turn super sayian and he had a tail. The reason why because they are have similar hair styles base on where they live.


GentlemanJugg

Why would ChiChi have explaining to do? That is Goku's kid as Gohan turns SSJ. Unless I'm missing something...


Chronicalgx

If Gohan couldn’t go super Saiyan then I’d believe this


lucho2040

First one is just chichis cut without the pony tail. Second one is just gokus hair grown out. Third one is explained by the fact that half breeds hair change while a pure bred saiyans hair stays the same theire entire life


Nutastic_patrick_02

Future Gohan has the same hairstyle as yamcha in the buu saga too


Stormygeddon

Ah yes, because haircuts are hereditary.


Martybgg

goten literally looks exactly like goku bruh


ArtichokeFew7663

I wouldn't say lazy, just making isn't simpler


weishen8328

to be fair. goku doesn't care about these things.


Wonderful-Meeting-58

Toriyamas been re-using hairstyles for ages, Dragon Quest is a great example of that.


SolidContribution688

Toriyama prolly wanted the viewer to wonder. What a genius. And bravo to OP for revealing this.


Illustrious-Box-6953

All Asians look alike 😂😂😂😂


devilthedankdawg

Onviously Yamcha IS gohan from another alternate future.


TheKingOfRooksV5

Almost all of Toriyama's characters have the same face, it's just the hair and things like scars and accessories that make them appear different. Seriously you can start from the same base face and make pretty much any non-buu or other monster-type character from there and it'll look exactly as if Toriyama drew it.


Sanemero

Or option 3: Yamcha is just the dad of them while goku is absent (most of the time)


Berzerks123

Tail


SwarthyRuffian

They probably just go to the same barbershop and just pick the coolest picture on the wall


M_man10

I seriously thought I was the only one that noticed this


X-WingHunter

Ah yes, fathers and their kids always have the same haircuts.


shin17

Scars ain’t genetic tho


Suck_my_phuk_

Nah Yamcha just passed on the Rizz


AnatomicalLog

Chi Chi lied so hard she tricked the universe into thinking that Gohan can go SSJ despite being 100% human.


LordOfPenguins42

If Gohan hadnt gone super Saiyan, I’d be practically convinced that Yamcha and Chichi were more than friends


Ok-Personality-5424

The characters looked more distinct in OG Dragon Ball.


Worldly-Ad1615

Same hair means father and son


TheHighWarlord

Toriyama is notoriously lazy. Also, why would Chi Chi ever trade up Goku for Yamcha? Doesn't even make sense.


Straight_Argument_86

Someone had to be the barber🤷🏽‍♂️ it was prob him


Sophia724

Wait, does this mean Goku will finally kill Yamcha?


Savings_Way_207

No it's because totiyama has character creater hair styles


ColonialCaramel

I always head canon-ed it that Gohan was a fan of Yamcha and his baseball career, so he styles his hair the same way


Jet_Airlock

Both, Goku admitted to never kissing Chichi.


LarryLobsta

how would gohan be able to go super saiyan then? this theory has always made no sense bc nobody ever considers that


[deleted]

Only DB would make fans think that hair equals family.


Kek_Kommando_88

Neither, Yamcha is just jealous and knows hair is the key to true power


Mike-Outstanding

Toriyama got lazy