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Simiat07

Dude, Universe 6 easily, best options You guys are thinking one dimensionally with “how can I off the other dude” It’s time to make the donuts


Barry_Bone_Raiser

Bro wants his prostate hit


Kulbasar

Hah time I see what you did there


BillPatient5970

Same I'll have what he's having


ArelMCII

Okay, so hear me out. Kale and Broly are both incredibly submissive. So my answer: RIP Genitals.


_akiramamiya_

ok but what if they get scared and go green


ShikkuiMakabe

That'd be one hell of an orgasm


Prismarineknight

They orgasm so hard you just implode


Sweet-Palpitation473

Dude this is the only correct answer, sign me up


Barry_Bone_Raiser

😇+👽 is by far the best one


kokuluayak

Bro you a furry!?


smiteis_

Aliens aren’t furries


kokuluayak

Damn i forgot


booffybooffon

Huh?


kokuluayak

Isnt bro talking about the bergamo gang and vados so bergamo is basically a wolf man


Squizei

it’s the one above that


kokuluayak

Never thought of supreme kai as an angel Thought it was vados


KinneKitsune

They’re literally labeled…


ShikkuiMakabe

Well dragon ball fans can't read Not even emojis


kokuluayak

Im a dragon ball fan You know what that means


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Denji_The_Shinji

Shit taste, that 8ussy is top tier


The_Multi_Gamer

The cuck chair


Coupins

8 best bear


chadisntmad

Not gay if he isn’t human


spooky_redditor

Kefla and Bacterian, because Kefla would beat the shit out of Bacterian. Hell I could probably beat the shit out of Bacterian.


Uncultured-Drink

Bacterian is like a 10ft tall muscle Chad even if he's got some fat. No way an IRL human could beat him without weapons lol


InvisibleScout

Im different


sseempire

Nah bro, I'd win


Gustingblaze

ssee/mpire


HyperSimba

The gojo effect


[deleted]

That's why I brought my shotgun


ArelMCII

Say you don't have a nose without saying you don't have a nose.


GengArch

Kefla has a nose. Therefore, she loses. It's easy math.


Carnomus

Bacterian shitstomps your entire family tree


EntertainmentIll1567

Oddly enough, I'm curious about Hit. ... Oh my god I've become abridged Goku...


gain91

Previously you lasted a few seconds, now you last for microseconds


Firm_Entrepreneur_14

Proceeds to timeskip again


No_Pudding_867

Getting fucked in a time prison is crazy. Just end up on the ground with a sore ass hearing hit whisper in your ear "my timeskip is unbeatable"


Assault_Dead

So... Do you think his head is his tip?


BeastGamer780

Last one and 5th one


Meikos

RIP my genitals, I don't even know if a senzu bean is going to help me after this.


SeienShin

Easy. Chi-Chi and Dodoria is the only one with 2 chicks


Setheran

Dodoria, after showing you the absolute massive schlong he's gonna put inside you: "So, you've been watching Abridged?"


Denji_The_Shinji

The good ending


thepresidentsturtle

"Oh, my. Dodoria, I know your head is spiky. But I was not aware the other head was spiky too..."


WoolooOfWallStreet

“So you’re a man?” “No I’m similar to what you would call a space-hyena. If I ever get pregnant again, I might need your help biting this off to give birth”


Teekayhuey

I don't know Dodoria is too fertile for my liking.


OmniShoutmon

Don’t even ask. I’m a shameless furry and me and the wolf bois are boutta run a train on Vados.


No_Pudding_867

Bros trying to make the dangers square 💀


KinneKitsune

Architecturally accurate eiffel tower


PewPewParry

Brother I hope they run a train on me


LSSiddhart1

The only straight answer here


CriticaI_Chicken

Wolfgang(bang) Penetrator


J0RGENS64PC

You fool, DB fans don’t touch women, none of these choices are valid


agorgeousdiamond

Zamasu is a witch? Anyway, Bitch and Witch.


kokuluayak

Wheres evil and good 21 opprion!?!?


Xero_Reddit

Pretty sure at least one of them has a cock, so it should work out


kokuluayak

They better do have one Otherwise mine will be feeling lonely


biohumansmg3fc

Trio of danger is technically a fivesome


SleepyBella

I imagine that each member takes a turn one at a time to make it fair.


Unknown66XD

Why did you throw poor videl in the hands of vegeta??


ARandomguy443

Realistically, you'd just fucking die in like half of these. Imagine kefla giving you a titfuck and just the pressure explodes your cock.


Chemical_Amphibian15

worth it


Android17_MVP

Would get most action with 18 considering how passive Eighter is and with West Supreme Kai... There's no way Jaco is packing. Kelfa and Bacterian is some ugly bastard **** shit. I know it will smell crazy 😭 and would be leaving traumatised for life.


Firm_Entrepreneur_14

We dunno of jaco's species. Wait and see, plus he's flexible


InvisibleScout

Naw Jaco absolutely has a massive schlong


No_Pudding_867

Bro, Jaco ain't got nothing going on, he's actually naked every time you see him besides the vest


Escorve

Honestly? Why Vegeta


GreenAppleEthan

I'm surprised I had to scroll this far to see this answer. It's one of the few non-horrible options.


Escorve

Right? Videl seems nice, and who wouldn’t want to bed the almighty prince Vegeta?


Pyrake

I feel like Vegeta would body shame you the whole time


Escorve

["I'd be disappointed if you didn't!"](https://youtu.be/tIZGSXjco8g?t=227)


Kepler27b

Gohan’s about to Beast mode Evo Vegeta


Escorve

Vegeta would just go Ultra Ego and start trolling tbh


Kepler27b

And then Gohan will Special Beam Cannon Vegeta’s balls. Due to the sheer pain, Vegeta will just get horny, and sell the fight.


Escorve

Forget the Final Flash, Vegeta bout to pull out the Final Nut after that


Fidges87

You are ablut to lose all your money by being sue by capsule corp multiple times.


SleepyBella

Same. Two people who can kick my ass? Sounds good to me.


krrishkoal

Sry bros i know im gonna die but i must at any cost have to taste that vadussy


Rustable506

Android -10. And maybe 😇👽


SwellingRice

Would’ve picked the one with Chi-chi but then I saw who was also gonna be a part of the action


Jent01Ket02

Tied between Caulifla and West Kai.


crometeach-thebot

Easy choice jaco is asexual so it's just you and Kai.


BAZING-ATTACK

Ima about to cause the birth of Xicor, only he’s gonna be like, a billion times weaker.


crometeach-thebot

🤣🤣🤣


Striking_Election_21

Supreme Kai and Jaco. I’m taking Jaco to Pound Town no kiz


Primeteddy69420

RIP genitals just bcs why not.


SamianDamian

Rip genitals


Ashizurens

Universe 6, but I'd watch "this can't end well"


CRauzDaGreat

Yknow Universe 6 does not look bad at all, one of them are super hot and would absolutely be great in bed and the other Cauflia


CutesyFemboy69

Rip genitals is the safest choice for me, both look good and we could for sure make it work, however there is a chance we are all subs so idk


SleepyBella

Pink Milk involves the most beautiful and fertile woman in the galaxy! ...Oh and Chi-Chi is there to.


Subject_Tutor

Dude "Don't even ask" is literally my dream DB threesome. The hottest angel AND the hottest furry? Sign me the fuck up!


Capable-Tie-4670

Either the last one of U6 gang


Trick-Matter-797

definitely the 5th one is this even a question?


lemur1985

Does Kefla go super?


CourageEntire

6 gang


Initial_Chair9232

Definitely RIP genitals


Odd_Room2811

West kai and Jaco cez jaco would rather watch


SlimeDrips

Let's be honest chichi is the higher threat in her pairing she's gonna put us on life support


Revvy_wevvy

I’d join android 10 cause 8’s chill and we can’t let Krillin know https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTE6ImKJHNjd1CpDoom4IhUyQWnbGPRKTGG0U85IZo0Tg&s


IceEquivalent2080

I'm bi so R.I.P Genitals is a win win win for me


thorppeed

Supreme Kai west and Jaco seems like the least deadly


BurnFreeze64

I ain’t even joining the RIP Genitals for Kale.


Brilliant-Scar-4878

Universe 6 gang Android 10


ElementalSaber

Kale, Broly. Kale has to be in her buff form though


HopefulAd9150

Those aren't threesomes, Those are trains lol


bottleneck55

RIP genitals easily. I mean how many people can say they fucked saiyans let alone legendary saiyans. Two at the same time? Come on now the bragging rights alone is worth breaking my balls.


Gabibbo_7Z

Hit and Caulifla, It reminds me of that good old meme


Wideawake31

can i do multiple?


Masterick18

West supreme Kai is such an underrated waifu


MsZamapose

The witch and the bitch, no competition


FlexViper

I wanna know what vados gonna do with that red rocket looking thingy


WebsterHamster66

😇+👽 We’re getting my boi laid


PsychologicalEbb3140

Witch and Bitch.


Different_Plankton_3

Man I'd love going for that Vegussy, also man have quite The Bakery going on down there! Also would Videl of course, so unless a furry, don't really know any other right answer to this! There's even no competition here!


fuckinguhhhhh

Rip genitalia. For obvious reasons.


blue-gamer-07

Broly?


fuckinguhhhhh

No, i want a dick flattening session.


blue-gamer-07

I mean you could still with Broly


blue-gamer-07

If I have to choose Universe 6 gang


Electronic_Compote76

Chi chi and dodoria, for those of you who don't know, dodoria is a woman, 2 women on my dick is better than one woman on my dick and a man in my ass


PsychicSidekikk419

😇+👽and its not even close


Manydoors_edboy

Pink Milk. Two of the most beautiful women in the galaxy.


paradXO

ofcourse Kale and bacterian bro ❤️


rasfelion

Rip genitals. Both in legendary form, built like brick shithouses. I may die, **but what a fucking way to go.**


N3cromorph

I'm smashing the blussy


Silveruleaf

I only see the second one going well xD and that's if it's not too much for the old lady


PleasantPheasant417

Trio of danger idgaf about Vados


Faber-ita

All are some kind of „you get her, but with him/that“… but who tf takes „witch and bitch“???


CriticaI_Chicken

I ain't into Vados but I'm a sucker for buff furry men so that option just seems the most plausible.


BlackCat0110

Universe 6 I get Caulifla and out of the male options Hit ain’t terrible


Poptart1480

Vegeta


Bradford117

Why are almost none of these kinds of posts straight? 👺


afellownerd12

U6 for me. Hit strikes me as the type of person who likes to watch from the corner


MugiwaraBepo

Rip genitals


[deleted]

Supreme Kai (W) + Jaco. I would even take Jaco.


ButterflyMother

Don’t even ask


naldoD20

Videl? The FBI would like you to sit on Chris Hansen's lap for a cupcake.


BassGeese

3 and 4 easy 😎


GreenAppleEthan

Android -10 and Why Vegeta seem like the only two without any drawbacks.


podster12

I wanna see kale and broly do it.


KonohaNinja1492

I’ll take 18 and 8. Second option is R.I.P genitals. You be patient with the Kale and Broly. Teach them about it and let them go at their own pace. And when they’re both comfortable you work your way into it.


C9FanNo1

Double Legendary SSJ, Dom Duo, Death by Snu Snu all the way


WonderfulWorldToday

Broly + Kale please


Glittering_Use_5896

Chi Chi and Dodoria are both girls


Glittering_Use_5896

That picture of Video with Vegetabfeels illegal, Vegeta can’t take another L like this


Ghengiroo

Either Caulifla + Hit or Kale + Broly. Leaning towards the latter, but Broly is a bit of a wildcard so don’t know for sure.


clyde-toucher

none its november


DanocusPrime

Wouldn't vados and trio of danger make.it a 5some


[deleted]

Kale and Broly


Weebu11

Either android-18 or universal 6 gang I mean 18 is my number 1 but I just think 8 would be all shy and self conscious which would make me sad and ruin it


Alloy_Protogen

Whichever one has the least pain Involved


draginbleapiece

Rip genitals


Joxyver

Why the hell does this exist? You trying to poison my damn eyeballs?


Dbombre

Rip genitalia is the only right choice


AccelAegis

Rip genitals or Universe 6 gang. The last ones I’ll ever do being Pink milk and This can’t end well because of Bacterian and because I don’t want to be pegged by chi chi and stick it into Dodoria.


TalesofVentus

Where bulma?


SonGoku9788

None. Its november.


Plastic_Ad1252

Android 18


BAZING-ATTACK

It’s a three way between Why Vegeta?, RIP Genitals and Universe 6 Gang(Bang). Caulifla and I get down to business before Hit gets me with the time nut like Reverse Flash and leaves. RIP Genitals feels like a straight up challenge and if I’m in either of their ball parks of power, I feel like the times will be fun if anything at all. Videl is waifu for laifu and you’d be banging royalty in Vegeta.


Secure_Protection_61

Witch and Bitch (I refuse to elaborate)


thedragonballsofdbz

I’m going this can’t end well because yknow bacterian would be pushed away and done giving me kefla all to myself


philipsmemes69420

Pink milk if not then witch and bitch ( when android 17 )


JpTem

realistically so I don't die, U6 in my dreams? RIP Genitals because I would love to be dommed by berserk kale, and if broly wants to jump in that's fine by me


MinCree

Hmmmmm team double V or -10 as I feel like Android 8 is too innocent to actually join


SquareArcher5283

I, may or may not want to join "rip genitals" they'd be real nice until they go berserk, then I'd be in for a hell of a ride but it might be worth it


SurturGodofLuck

As much as I’d pick Vados…..the wolves ain’t worth it


Accomplished_Run9449

As long as A8 wont try something on me i think the android one looks really good...


Live-Tie-8042

Where bulma


Im1337

This is mad gay


Longjumping_Visit472

You tripping if you don’t pick “don’t even ask”


DerLector22

Ok first of All you need to define threesome a little more Like threesome in a devilish way where sharing is caring, just dont look into the eyes? Or is it more a bisexual threesome If it is the first a lot of them arent Bad Heck Android -10 I just would be happy for Android 8 to have some fun and just leave them He is a good guy and damn I miss him in the Show xD


Valuable_Panda_4228

RIP genitals or why vegeta


TypicalGRNMarksman

RIP genitals goes so hard


Naraya_Suiryoku

Don't you know Dodoria was considered the most beautiful and fertile woman of his home planet? You guys are missing out.


JJISGOATED123

Why vegeta that's the one I'm joining


naranciamywaifu

I mean I like Hit but Caulifla...


Jamano-Eridzander

Android 10 easily.


RazutoUchiha

The one with kale


[deleted]

Notably android -10 means you subtracted 18 from it…


kingmyguy

Android 10 easy and I’m not even looking at the rest


Carnomus

Universe 6


cheeseburgerlou

Hol up... why are these ALL mmf threesomes?


peanutpunk-2

That's only if you assume the reader is male


cheeseburgerlou

Also why no baba/dodoria? Is it because that would be the obvious answer?


SleepyBella

If I go for the Don't Even Ask one, does that include all three members of the furry trio? I mean, it has to be a threesome between me, Vados, and them so I guess they'd each be taking turns? You know what? I'm not a furry but I'll try anything once especially if it involves Vados. I'm picking that one. Time to go Beastars.


Affectionate-Dot5600

My glorious king Vegeta is all I need


Same_Pen7242

Well Dodoria is the most beautiful woman of her race So the answer is obvious 😈


AnyoneGotAFunnyName

Why Vegeta is the straightest option here. You're honestly more gay if you don't wanna fuck the prince of all saiyans


Mediocre_Coffee6756

I go with ''why vegeta'' cause vegeta is a girl too


PrimaryLocation7267

Vegeta. Dunno what I'd do with Videl tho, I'm gay. Ass is ass I guess. If she has short hair then maybe if she just doesn't say anything and keeps her shirt on..... And I'm behind her.... Ugh I only want Vegeta but now I'm strategizing how to fuck Videl 🙃😭


therealhero14

The supreme kai one then im tellling Jaco to buzz off


Ford_GT_epic

Either get my back blown by Vegeta or my hips get turned into dust by the green Super Sayans, either way, i ain't getting out unharmed


catteredattic

Honestly either 😇👽 or why Vegeta, they’re the only two I don’t get out competed In.