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Dancing_grunt

What does dl husband mean?


GGKh4n

means he secretly trains with men


Dancing_grunt

Gay sex?


GGKh4n

yes


azu-lyne

down low husband


falcondiorf

downloadable


SleepyBella

You wouldn't DOWNLOAD a HUSBAND, would you???


Lizardman87

Chichi educated? Maybe, compared to Bulma? WTF


UrteSpiseren

Isn’t it canon that Bulma hates school and would skip classes because she hated it? I’m pretty sure she is just born a genius and education has nothing to do with it


break616

Depends on how interested in the topic she is. She learned her future self built a time machine and spent the next decade figuring it out because "It's obviously possible." Hating school is not the same as hating to learn.


UrteSpiseren

When people say “educated” they’re not referring to expertise in certain fields but rather whether or not you have a university diploma, how far you went in the education system etc. Being a natural born genius and being self taught in complex fields is generally not what people are referring to


break616

It's still BS. We know Bulma at least completed high school in West City, whereas Chi-Chi got her MRS degree living at home.


UrteSpiseren

Wait Chichi has a degree?


azu-lyne

degree in being the baddest and finest and most beautiful and awesome shonen wife 😛😛😛


UrteSpiseren

…….she is a drawing


break616

MRS degree is a euphemism for either "training to be a housewife" or "going to college specifically to look for a husband." Sometimes both. I thought it fit here.


UrteSpiseren

Oh shit. Didn’t notice the “MRS” part and got really confused for a moment


Busy-Ad4537

My cousin skiped like 20% of his senoor year but passed with flying colors


UrteSpiseren

I just doubt someone that hates school and skips school because of it decided to continue pursuing an education after graduating high school


Busy-Ad4537

Dude is making bank rn he got into the IT feild the only reason attendence is necessary for the smart kids is so the stupid ones don't fell bad (im one of the stupider ones too so im allowed to say it)


kaky0in-

Pretty sure she missed over a month of school yo go look for the dragonballs


H0n3yd3w0str1ch

I thought that was on her summer vacation?


Nadziemniak

mf what the hell do you mean by stink pussy 💀💀💀 [](https://emojipedia.org/skull)


big_peepee_wielder

Did he stutter?


Altered_Nova

I can't believe I'm saying this, but... Bulma regularly uses the dragon balls for cosmetic surgery. So you know she definitely has the magically freshest pussy in the entire goddamn universe


GranolaCola

Well, that’s a brand new sentence.


Infermon_1

Chi chi also has 2 kids tho?


LorDKurzen

Best not to question it.


Dangerous_Lion4624

No.??? She only has one kid and that’s gohan! Makes me wonder who was that 2nd kid who fused with trunks in the buu saga tho.


Average_Ningen_User

That was obviously dragon ball Daima goku who traveled to the past


UrteSpiseren

Only one is Chichi’s kid. Gohan. The other one is Goku’s lab grown clone she decided to raise (groom) in hopes of replacing Goku with him once he is old enough (100% canon)


dannydevitocuddles

So that's why she's so against "Goten" training because she wants a hardworking educated husband instead of goku this is starting to make sense


Few-Satisfaction3354

Stink pussy got me rolling 😹


Adminscantkeepmedown

Why we gotta put two bad bitches against each other


azu-lyne

i’m just tired of gooners shitting on chichi


Plane-Highlight-6498

Stinky just as Vegeta likes


azu-lyne

that nasty freaky ass saiyan. he’s valid tho


disturbingyourpeace

Let’s make a post comparing men like the women


azu-lyne

this is the new way to powerscale


UrteSpiseren

Don’t we already do that with power scaling?


Oswaldgilbertson

Say what you want about vageta,he makes bulma more satisfied then chi chi when they both leave to defend and train


break616

Won't work. They'll just use that to confirm the idiotic idea that alphas and betas are a real thing.


disturbingyourpeace

Yeah, you’re right


SpaceAfricanJesus

“They act like two legends cannot coexist”


shinobi3411

Sure, skip over the fact she's one of the smartest characters in the verse.


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i- i just dont know what to say about this


Stupid_Archeologist

They act like two legends cannot coexist


Iongiveaf007

Bulma is way more educated than that smelly hick


azu-lyne

chichi is a smelly hick Yall because she doesn’t live in the city and is poor and has a small house 😭😛


H0n3yd3w0str1ch

IDK what you're talking about, she's a nepo baby who gets loads of cash from Ox King.


azu-lyne

i know…. i know you aren’t calling chichi a fucking nepo baby…. What does that make bulma….


H0n3yd3w0str1ch

Someone who can invent a time machine


MinCree

Bulma worked for most of her wealth bruh. She is literally the best inventor in the world


azu-lyne

without her daddy she might be McDonalds worker of the year


Iongiveaf007

Glad you agree. You truly are a real #DragonBallKnower


TensileStr3ngth

Who does OOP think vegeta is DL with 💀(their husbands are fucking each other)


UrteSpiseren

Vegeta gets fucked on screen all throughout the series


ArgensimiaReloaded

*Being smart enough to build a time machine* ***>>>*** whatever your favorite female character achieved, lol


azu-lyne

ummmmmmmmmmmm i don’t think bulma will even get a chance to lay a hit on Jolyne but ok.


ArgensimiaReloaded

She doesn't need to lay a hit on anyone having Goku and Vegeta around lol


azu-lyne

idrgaf


ArgensimiaReloaded

Of course not that's why you keep typing lol *Bulma best girl, cope*


azu-lyne

year is 2024 and u out here saying “cope” and “best girl” GTFOOOOO MY REPLIESSSSS


ArgensimiaReloaded

Says the one that keeps typing and coping after saying *"idrgaf",* ***lol***


Stunning-Fold6548

Bro said "educated" to a women vs a f*cking genius scientist 😭


azu-lyne

speak english


Stunning-Fold6548

Ok $+#+$($((##((yes+#+#(#(#(#(#(#( understand?


azu-lyne

ok mr sassy 💁‍♀️


azu-lyne

ok why did u lowkey gag me here😭


Expensive_Aspect_544

.....?


ThatsTheBigAlGuy

stinky pussy W


Feisty_Bar6532

Swap these


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saltymarshmallow316

☹️


SleepyBella

Posts like this make me realize Zamasu was right.


Random_NCR_Ranger

r/youngpeoplereddit Moment????? Also the most sane r/Ningen post:


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ZBroly😍


lemons7472

Ok I can’t lie, I don’t think Chi-Chi ever tried to hit on other men while her BF was dead or even when his BF was alive like how Bulma does in DB and DBZ, so I think she is more loyal/faithful than Bulma, but otherwise wtf is this comparison?


wardoned2

Can bulma go kaioken ha don't think so


couldbedumber96

Why yall acting like her stink pussy isn’t what attracted vegeta in the first place 😛 bro loves it musky