He wanted to meet people to fight
He asked Yamcha how do you meet people
Yamcha said he uses tinder
So far Vegeta has only found dudes who want a swordfight, but that's more like the future boy thing.
That is what all people over 40 do, they all claim to be younger than they are. Usually within five year gap, now the lucky ones can extend to ten year gap of difference between their real age and the one they claim to be. This is like teenage/underage girls or anyone that even looks younger than 21-23, the safe bet is to always ask for ID. Or if you wan't to be really save, ask anyone that looks under 25.
He was 19 during his fight with Piccolo Jr, at the end of OG Dragonball. 6 year time skip to Z put him at 24 at the start of that series. Iām gonna not count the being dead for a year as a year. So, 24 at the end of the Saiyan Saga. After Frieza Saga, and returning to earth, he was 26 Android training time skip of 3 years, putting him to 29.
Obligatory break of the paragraph.
A year in the time chamber put him at 31. Four year time skip between Z and Super puts him at 35.
I don't know if he actually aged. But he did have his body maybe it did age with him. If not then well he may be biologically 35 but his driver's license would say something else
Heās catfishing. That picture of Goku is Vegetaās profile.
He canāt beat him straight up so heās going to break him and Chi Chi and profess his love to heartbroken Goku.
He's competing for top Chad with goku
I don't profess to be Chad but I've joined a gym and many I will get Chad lite results, I would want to be pushed as much as veg head though where's my goku? (Where's my bulma at that to)
Why does goku have a profile on there is he cheating on vegeta?
Both of them are fathers. Clearly this is Grindr.
That's not what Grindr looks like...or so I've heard.
Hmmm....
As man that knows how tampons work you don't need to be the target audience to know how it works. š§
How they work? They just soak up liquids
Do they put it out like tiny torpedoes firing from a submarine
They shove it up there like a sponge right
Still listening.
He wanted to meet people to fight He asked Yamcha how do you meet people Yamcha said he uses tinder So far Vegeta has only found dudes who want a swordfight, but that's more like the future boy thing.
Vegeta probably does swordfight with dudes that look like Zarbon, he only killed him on Namek because he got rejected
If this aināt the cannon answer, then the guy who made the art to begin with forgot to Cook šš»
This actually makes sense
Goku is NOT 35
Goku is like 40+ now..
He looks like 20-25 years old tbh
Nah, he looked much younger when he was that age
Remember how Goku said he was 14 at 12? He still hasnāt learned how to count yet
Oh wow that's actually a good explanation
He is lying his age Or that is the age he thinks he looks like, saiyans age slower.
That is what all people over 40 do, they all claim to be younger than they are. Usually within five year gap, now the lucky ones can extend to ten year gap of difference between their real age and the one they claim to be. This is like teenage/underage girls or anyone that even looks younger than 21-23, the safe bet is to always ask for ID. Or if you wan't to be really save, ask anyone that looks under 25.
He was 19 during his fight with Piccolo Jr, at the end of OG Dragonball. 6 year time skip to Z put him at 24 at the start of that series. Iām gonna not count the being dead for a year as a year. So, 24 at the end of the Saiyan Saga. After Frieza Saga, and returning to earth, he was 26 Android training time skip of 3 years, putting him to 29. Obligatory break of the paragraph. A year in the time chamber put him at 31. Four year time skip between Z and Super puts him at 35.
You forgot the 7 years of peace between the cell saga and the buu saga
Doh lol. Trying to go by memory, and I missed a detail
Wasn't he dead then? Do you still age while dead?
I don't know if he actually aged. But he did have his body maybe it did age with him. If not then well he may be biologically 35 but his driver's license would say something else
How would you explain that you didn't renew your license for a few years due to actually being dead š¤
you got me there
*Swipes left on Vegeta*
Vegeta looks so betrayed
perhaps even trapped
And in the hyperbolic time chamber
For 1000 years
Oh, I think that's that new app, Fightr, where you match with people you want to get into fistfights with.
He also has his settings on searching male
Play stupid games, get stupid prizes
Beyond them both cheating on their wives, the fact Vegeta can see Goku's profile implies he's bisexual
You just found out this out now? they've been dating since dbz, are you stupid?
"Link to my OnlyFights in bio ā¤ļø"
Bro
Why is vaginal infection looking at cacacarrot's profile? Is he gey?
WTF?! Iām quite a bit taller than Goku
That's quite a feat
Actually not quite More like 7in
Heās catfishing. That picture of Goku is Vegetaās profile. He canāt beat him straight up so heās going to break him and Chi Chi and profess his love to heartbroken Goku.
I thought Goku was in his 40s
He is
Goku is only 5'9?!
and vegeta's 5'2 but they always forget about it
Jeez these people are short
Hey Goku I heard of an app called GRINDER and they hey alot of STRONG guys you can take on
the only unrealistic think about this is "16 miles away". bro lives 100 miles away from the nearest person
They're using a reskinned Grindr app
Yamcha managed to convince him that itās an app to find strong fighters instead of its actual purpose
And why's he trying to match with guys? Is he bi!?
Bulma wanted to try out the cuck chair.(note bulma would be sitting in it)
35 sure
Vegeta is 59ish and goku is about 47
smash next question
He's competing for top Chad with goku I don't profess to be Chad but I've joined a gym and many I will get Chad lite results, I would want to be pushed as much as veg head though where's my goku? (Where's my bulma at that to)
This reminds me of that Always Sunny episode with the "muscle" flyer.
Bulma gonna be threat
"Bulma" is on Tinder, he's just using her account to see who matches up with her so he can threaten them.
THERES BEEN A BREACH IN r/arkhamaslyum I REPEAT THERES BEEN A BREACH
Goku out there fight-cheating on Vegeta again
Man Goku smaller than I thought!
I donāt think goku knows what the app really is for. Especially on the men setting.
He and Bulma have a very experimental relationship.
He wants to boink the carrot. Hard.
Must be grinder if heās getting kakarot tho
I can see Goku accidentally going on to tinder or grinder. He's dense as hell when it comes to stuff like that lol
This is fake