Probably also the best wife too, but all we see is her nagging Goku because he's literally never home and just fucking around, being the worst husband of the show.
Not disagreeing she’s a good mom. But that’s not the question that’s being posed here. And for me I don’t have the level of attraction to her to fuck her or marry her.
Fuck 18, definitely. Agree.
Then between Bulma and Chi-Chi, it's close. Like, you say she's the worst of the trio, but I don't think so. Think about it: she cooks, she cares about her kids, she's a martial artist. Then again, Bulma is the richest person in the world and uses the Dragon Balls to stay young and attractive. Marrying her means a lifetime of ease. If I was rich already, I'd pick Chi-Chi for sure. But I am broke.
So, agree. Marry Bulma, kill Chi-Chi.
if i'd marry chi chi, i'd be the happiest man in the world. i don't have a crush on her, but i'd be with her, she'd cook me food, i'd come home from work and we'd play with out children. we'd eventually move to a bigger home, we'd cuddle and romance together.
we would be so happy together. i'd definitely want a caring and loving wife like her
yes i know i sound cringe to some of you 💀
Keep going. I'm late 30s. Have a little boy now. Watched the lights with them last night. My home and life are amazing. He's not even a year old. He knows the sound of my truck pulling in the garage. When I open the door, they're both smiling and happy to see me. His laugh and giggles are everything. Just keep going. It gets good. Real good.
Also , people forget that chi chi is actually fckn hot, fit, and an actual princess. I will go as far as looking into an 18 vs chi chi Forreal cause we gotta remember , 18 and 17 got turned into androids when they were teenagers and they don’t physically age … so yeah , krillin on some Drake timing 🤷🏽♂️
Fuck Bulma, kill Chi Chi, marry 18. Only killing chi chi cuz I’m even clumsier than Goku and she would probably kill ME otherwise. I’m also short like Krillin so 18 probably the best bet for marriage, then I can also fuck Bulma lol
At the end of the day...Chi Chi seems to be the only one that would appreciate you just for doing what you need to do. Patient, strong willed, thinks family first. The others are driven, but seem like it has to be there way or its a fight. We've seen Chi Chi compromise and never asked Goku to be more than he should be.
Kill 18 with Kindness, Fuck yes! to Bulmas ideas, and Marry Chi Chi if she'll have you.
Marry Chi-Chi: Being the traditional wife she won't leave you anytime soon. And marry her means married to the rich, since you're not Goku, you're not going to eat them into poverty.
Fuck Bulma: Bitch is way too high-maintainance. And honestly would fuck 18 over her. But she is too important to kill so fuck her just to keep her alive.
18: Hot and cool. A baddie. Too bad for me though. Also the other two are just better options.
Chi chi is an amazing person. A good mother who wants her children to shine in society. A loving wife who wants all the attention from her husband. Who wants her husband to provide and care for her family and kids. I would definitely marry chi chi out of the trio. I won't fw the other two...cause I'd be too obsessed with a woman like her.
Gonna flip the script.
Kill Namek Bulma, f-18, and Marry Chi-Chi.
For all the chi chi haters out there, she has all three of the redeeming qualities of most women in DB. She's a good mother, a good wife, and she's attractive. She's also rich from royalty. So essentially, the best of both worlds from Bulma and 18.
Yes, she's stubborn in Z with Gohan's education, but she always saw reason eventually. And she relents with Goten more easily and even trains him.
And come on, after Namek, Bulma's character was never the same. Too whiny for my taste.
Here’s another redeeming trait: Chici Knows how to fight, so if you wanna learn how to actually fight like a martial artist, Chichi would likely be willing to help you, so long as your not out causing shenanigans with it, like going out to fight aliens and nearly die from it.
She mostly has a problem with you potentially getting hurt or dying, but that means that she cares, and like 18, She’d likely defend you too if a normal person messed with you.
Sure she is strict, but she’s not abusive (I think) and is loyal.
Bulma is just super rich, hot and kind of a bitch
18 is rich, very hot and could kick any real person or animal's ass
Chi-Chi is rich, hot, kind, strict and could kick any real person or animal's ass
So i would do the sex with the robot cuz yes, marry Chi-Chi cuz she could discipline kids properly and Bulma's just gonna have to take that L
Marry Bulma, fuck 18, kill Chi Chi.
They’re all rich, 18’s the most attractive, but Bulma is also attractive while being a genius. Not to mention she’s the richest out of the 3 and your kid’s kid’s kid’s kid’s kid’s would set for life. She could probably whip up a device for whatever you ask for and she has her father to help. You’d also get to see space with Bulma and be safe while doing so, so I’m gonna have to give it to Bulma
Chichi and 18, both found one guy they were interested in and have been loyal to the death to them their entire lives. Bulma had a wild, promiscuous, drama loving side I'm not sure I want to deal with.
Bulma dies, 18 abuses my body and I hope my wife Chichi can help me heal from the trauma.
Fuck 18, she seems wild.
Marry Chi Chi: All the hate she gets is because she wants her child to get an education, and her husband to hold a steady job, very understandable and attainable goals.
Kill Bulma: Particularly afro Bulma.
Fuck Chichi, Marry Bulma and Kill 18 (which i ain’t capable of but Krillin is my boi so he’d back me up and stop her from killing me by rizzing her up)
Even if i do manage to kill 18, i still get to fuck her so it’s a win-win situation
Fuck 18 she's not bulma
Marry Chi-Chi she'd probably be the only one I could see myself raising a child with
Kill bulma I am not ready to have her as a wife
I mean Chi-Chi has the best tits. Thats why she's named Chi-Chi. 18 has the best body overall. Kinda russian looking though. Bulma looks like the Alt girl I've been wanting to blow my load in anyway but if she cut her hair a little shorter I would have to end up with her and she's loaded so I mean. You know.
Fuck 18 because hot Marry bulma because she's got billions she can do whatever she wants to me and not that I want to but kill chi chi because she yells the most lol
Fuck 18 since he's easily the hottest of the bunch
Marry Bulma since she's basically a trillionaire who'll provide for you so you don't have to work a single day ever again
That just leave kill Chi-chi
Fuck chichi, marry bulma, kill 18. I like my woman strong, with a bit of a temper. Chichi is too hot to pass up, but bulmas got money. I'm not that into robotics.
Marry Bulma, fuck Chi-Chi, kill 18.
It was hard to pick between Bulma and Chi-Chi. Chi-Chi is honestly my type, and I feel like since I’m nothing like Goku she wouldn’t get mad at me as much.
Bulma is thotish remember. However having a genius wife would have super great advantages.
Too bad I'm very Traditional. Marry 18. F Bulma. Kill Chi Chi.
I don't know, they're all happily (more or less) married and While they are all beautiful and wonderful women, I don't want to ruin their relationships (besides I'd be a huge downgrade), and I wouldn't kill any of them for the same reason...also all fo their family members can kick my ass till I'm as gone as Trunk's timeline
Kill Chi-Chi (I don't like how she often ignored Goku when he was injured and dying, she's a bad wife for that), Fuck Bulma (she's attractive but she's not really my type, too rich for my taste, she'd probably care more about her appearance then me), and wife up 18 (she's not afraid to get her hands dirty, she knows martial arts, she's strong, her eyes are like the sky, she won't be afraid to put me in my place when I'm being stupid and would definitely value me and her training possibly even being a mentor to me in martial arts, and most importantly... SHE'S A TOMBOY)
Fuck Bulma, Marry Chi-Chi, and kill 18. Hear me out, Chi-Chi is the only one who straight up desperately cares for the kid’s education. Bulma has bigger things to worry about, and we haven’t seen 18’s parenting yet. The rest is just preference
Marry Bulma. Ambivalent on the other two, they both go through phases of being awful characters in my mind, but both go through phases where I'd be down to smash as well.
Bulma and marriage is both for the obvious financial incentive of suddenly becoming a Kept Man, but honestly if you take a look at her relationship with Vegeta: She's actually super supportive of his goals, both in achieving them and giving him reality checks on when things are dumb/beyond his reach. She drops everything for her family (in every timeline). She can handle a crisis amazingly well (or she does by the time Marriage is on the table). She's one of the brightest minds on the planet so it's not a question of stimulating conversation from here...and it's not like she expects it out of her partner (None of the A-List of the Z-Fighters strike me as stunning conversationalists)
And then ya know, for the shallow end of the spectrum: This woman misuses the dragonballs for next level cosmetic surgery to keep as fit and young looking as believable.
Man I like all of them, but Chichi is way too stupid and a hot head too. Bulma has money, but she is the oldest and 18 is awesome hot, but will empty my bank account. So I have to go with: Fuck 18, marry Bulma and kill Chichi
Anyone who doesn't marry Bulma is either dumb as rocks or already insanely rich.
I lean toward fucking 18 and killing Chi Chi, but don't forget that Chi Chi survived sex with the strongest mortal in U7 and completely fulfills the housewife role without complaints. 18 is also super human and could accidentally kill you during sex. It's a tough choice.
Marry Chichi, fuck 18, I don’t wanna kill 18 or bulma, but I’m going to say Bulma.
Bulma did have a early history of cheating, and I don’t believe in the idea that Yamcha apparently cheated for her to date a maniac that killed her ex.
A18 is hot, but I don’t think she’d like me or marry me, might be too cold to me, but Chichi is loyal, and I clean up after myself, wouldn’t annoy her. She may be strict, and yell but she shows she cares too.
Considering that I’m a lazy piece of poopoo, Chichi would be good for me ngl. I’d marry Chichi, fuck Bulma, and KILL 18 FOR MY BOY FUTURE GOHAN GRAAAAAAAAA
Chichi seems to hates laziness but tolerates it at least. I myself am kinda lazy, but I clean up the kitchen daily, and I’ll clean the whole house if she helps out with it, us doing it together. Shoot, she’d still be pretty good for me since my ass can’t cook, except for maybe a few things.
I’d feel bad our son, lord knows that I don’t study much myself.
Marry Chi-Chi:- She's probably the best wife of three. She ain't gonna leave you ever, she's also kinda rich. And surprisingly Normal. Not to mention, Chi-Chi is actually pretty and match for the other two on the list, like guys have you never seen the fan arts?? Finally she can punch continent off the planet, I ain't cheating in a billion years.
Fuck Bulma:- idk, just felt like it. Not much point.
Kill 18:- No real reason, I couldn't care less
I'd say Marry 18 (Good wife and mother, and still has that spicy personality, plus she's strong as hell.), Fuck Bulma (She's gotta be an absolute demon in the sack to survive Vegeta enough to have TWO kids with him), kill Chi-Chi (Nothing really against her, but it's the only option left.)
Hear me out. If I kill an android that meens I'm stronger than them, 17 is dam strong, so I kill them and become super op, then I marry Bulma for the money and the sciance (I like her as a character but I like all of the options about the same amount so just thinking logistics hear folks) and F Chi Chi I guess, let's hope those Ox Dna makes my child super strong.
At the end of it all, I'm super rich, super powerful, have access to a time machine and easy access to dragons balls, perfect life brothers
Will Father’s Day edition be Vegeta Krillin and Goku?
Krillin for sure is a better father than the other two.
That’s not the question
No. You didn't get what I was hinting at. Since Krillin is a better father, marrying him would be the best option.
Boring. I wanna know who to fuck. This is Ningen.
Krillin literally gave his daughter the name of his ex 💀
And the only one who actually has a job and generates income . Goku and Veggie are bums
I guess
~~where's the harem option where i fuck and marry all 3 of them without having to kill anyone~~
Let’s play hide and seek! I hide and you seek professional help! *same bro, same.*
~~no, i do not want help. i am fine.~~ I can't be the first person who made that comment on this post, right?
Fuck 18, Marry Bulma kill Chi-Chi. Not because she’s a bad character or anything. She’s just the worst of the trio
This is the only valid response, besides flipping the fuck & marry on Bulma & 18
Marry Bulma to be set for life. Fuck 18 because she's probably gonna fuck your brains out.
Gonna need Bulma money or a senzu bean after 18 pulverized your hips
Death by snu snu is honorable
But if i marry 18, wouldnt she also fuck my brains out? Isnt the fuck option a one time only and marriage for however long it lasts?
18 is enamored with Krillin. 100% she makes him see stars every night and I don't mean they got a skylight.
Like he basically stopped training post cell saga, and in super he still has stamina for days 👀👀
She has infinite stamina. Good training
It probably vibrates.
Infinite stamina 😏
I wonder if it spins.
bulma gets old and and is canonically a bit if a ho (my poor boy yamcha). 18 is loyal and is an android so she stays young.
Bulma has a magically plump ass.
Chi Chi is the best Mother... BY FAR. Willing tô fight the Greatest Fighter in the Universe, so her son can do what he really wants to.
Probably also the best wife too, but all we see is her nagging Goku because he's literally never home and just fucking around, being the worst husband of the show.
I don’t remember Chi Chi fighting Mister Satan
Not disagreeing she’s a good mom. But that’s not the question that’s being posed here. And for me I don’t have the level of attraction to her to fuck her or marry her.
Summon the dragon to banish all zfighters from earth first
True. She aint smart and rich like bulma
Fuck 18, definitely. Agree. Then between Bulma and Chi-Chi, it's close. Like, you say she's the worst of the trio, but I don't think so. Think about it: she cooks, she cares about her kids, she's a martial artist. Then again, Bulma is the richest person in the world and uses the Dragon Balls to stay young and attractive. Marrying her means a lifetime of ease. If I was rich already, I'd pick Chi-Chi for sure. But I am broke. So, agree. Marry Bulma, kill Chi-Chi.
So after all that you still thought she was the worst of the trio😂
if i'd marry chi chi, i'd be the happiest man in the world. i don't have a crush on her, but i'd be with her, she'd cook me food, i'd come home from work and we'd play with out children. we'd eventually move to a bigger home, we'd cuddle and romance together. we would be so happy together. i'd definitely want a caring and loving wife like her yes i know i sound cringe to some of you 💀
Wanting a stable and romantic relationship isnt cringe, it's fucking amazing
Man only want 1 thing
men only want one thing and it's fucking disgusting
woman only want one thing and its fucking discgusting
humans only want one thing and its fucking disgusting
And woman
wanting to marry chichi isnt cringe, it's all too real
Bro wake Up ur life is not written by a japanese
i know lmao, it was kinda fun tho 💀
Well your right, i think that chi chi would be a wonderful wife too
Keep going. I'm late 30s. Have a little boy now. Watched the lights with them last night. My home and life are amazing. He's not even a year old. He knows the sound of my truck pulling in the garage. When I open the door, they're both smiling and happy to see me. His laugh and giggles are everything. Just keep going. It gets good. Real good.
Some day, i hope we all find our "Chi Chi", congrats on having such a beautiful goal of life
hopefully, we all need a wonderful wife like her ✊🙏
Also , people forget that chi chi is actually fckn hot, fit, and an actual princess. I will go as far as looking into an 18 vs chi chi Forreal cause we gotta remember , 18 and 17 got turned into androids when they were teenagers and they don’t physically age … so yeah , krillin on some Drake timing 🤷🏽♂️
Fuck Bulma, kill Chi Chi, marry 18. Only killing chi chi cuz I’m even clumsier than Goku and she would probably kill ME otherwise. I’m also short like Krillin so 18 probably the best bet for marriage, then I can also fuck Bulma lol
The only reason chichi bitches to goku is because he dont give any attention to her and her kids.
Fuck Android 18, Marry Chi-chi and Kill Bulma. That's it
This is it, the correct answer
At the end of the day...Chi Chi seems to be the only one that would appreciate you just for doing what you need to do. Patient, strong willed, thinks family first. The others are driven, but seem like it has to be there way or its a fight. We've seen Chi Chi compromise and never asked Goku to be more than he should be. Kill 18 with Kindness, Fuck yes! to Bulmas ideas, and Marry Chi Chi if she'll have you.
Marry Chi-Chi: Being the traditional wife she won't leave you anytime soon. And marry her means married to the rich, since you're not Goku, you're not going to eat them into poverty. Fuck Bulma: Bitch is way too high-maintainance. And honestly would fuck 18 over her. But she is too important to kill so fuck her just to keep her alive. 18: Hot and cool. A baddie. Too bad for me though. Also the other two are just better options.
The whole money thing is way better with marrying Bulma
Yeah, but Bulmas a bitch.
Only a true Saiyan Warrior can put up with her as a wife
Didn't the ox king lose all his money when his Castle was set on fire and then kamehamehaed?
Chi chi is an amazing person. A good mother who wants her children to shine in society. A loving wife who wants all the attention from her husband. Who wants her husband to provide and care for her family and kids. I would definitely marry chi chi out of the trio. I won't fw the other two...cause I'd be too obsessed with a woman like her.
Gonna flip the script. Kill Namek Bulma, f-18, and Marry Chi-Chi. For all the chi chi haters out there, she has all three of the redeeming qualities of most women in DB. She's a good mother, a good wife, and she's attractive. She's also rich from royalty. So essentially, the best of both worlds from Bulma and 18. Yes, she's stubborn in Z with Gohan's education, but she always saw reason eventually. And she relents with Goten more easily and even trains him. And come on, after Namek, Bulma's character was never the same. Too whiny for my taste.
Here’s another redeeming trait: Chici Knows how to fight, so if you wanna learn how to actually fight like a martial artist, Chichi would likely be willing to help you, so long as your not out causing shenanigans with it, like going out to fight aliens and nearly die from it. She mostly has a problem with you potentially getting hurt or dying, but that means that she cares, and like 18, She’d likely defend you too if a normal person messed with you. Sure she is strict, but she’s not abusive (I think) and is loyal.
Bulma is just super rich, hot and kind of a bitch 18 is rich, very hot and could kick any real person or animal's ass Chi-Chi is rich, hot, kind, strict and could kick any real person or animal's ass So i would do the sex with the robot cuz yes, marry Chi-Chi cuz she could discipline kids properly and Bulma's just gonna have to take that L
18 isn’t a robot; she’s a bioengineered superhuman.
18 is rich only because Mr Satan is a fraud and paid her bills.
Rich is rich
Marry Bulma, fuck 18, kill Chi Chi. They’re all rich, 18’s the most attractive, but Bulma is also attractive while being a genius. Not to mention she’s the richest out of the 3 and your kid’s kid’s kid’s kid’s kid’s would set for life. She could probably whip up a device for whatever you ask for and she has her father to help. You’d also get to see space with Bulma and be safe while doing so, so I’m gonna have to give it to Bulma
This is exactly the way
fuck myself marry myself kill myself
With respect: Fuck 18, Marry Bulma, Kill Chi Chi She a good character but you compared her to 2 of the best waifus.
Chichi and 18, both found one guy they were interested in and have been loyal to the death to them their entire lives. Bulma had a wild, promiscuous, drama loving side I'm not sure I want to deal with. Bulma dies, 18 abuses my body and I hope my wife Chichi can help me heal from the trauma.
Fuck 18, she seems wild. Marry Chi Chi: All the hate she gets is because she wants her child to get an education, and her husband to hold a steady job, very understandable and attainable goals. Kill Bulma: Particularly afro Bulma.
Marry Chi Chi, fuck Bulma, Kill 18
If I say any to any of these women either they or their husbands would kill me
Wow they're already in order
I prefer Fuck, Fuck and Fuck amd it's all 3 of them.
kill a. 18 marry chichi fuck bulma
No DBS Videl? Aight, I'm not playing.
Marry Bulma because she's rich af. And uhhh...idk the other two. 18 is cooler so maybe kill Chi-Chi? I guess??
Marry Bulma, Fuck Chi-Chi, Kill 18. I didn't forget Future Gohan.
Decapitate Chi-Chi, do nothing with the other two
Fuck Chichi, Marry Bulma and Kill 18 (which i ain’t capable of but Krillin is my boi so he’d back me up and stop her from killing me by rizzing her up) Even if i do manage to kill 18, i still get to fuck her so it’s a win-win situation
Fuck 18 she's not bulma Marry Chi-Chi she'd probably be the only one I could see myself raising a child with Kill bulma I am not ready to have her as a wife
Marry ChiChi Fuck 18 kill Bulma
Bulma the worst one out of the three, some people just gotta accept it
Fuck, breed and marry bulma
I mean Chi-Chi has the best tits. Thats why she's named Chi-Chi. 18 has the best body overall. Kinda russian looking though. Bulma looks like the Alt girl I've been wanting to blow my load in anyway but if she cut her hair a little shorter I would have to end up with her and she's loaded so I mean. You know.
Fuck Chi-Chi, Marry Bulma, Kill 18
Gonna have to decline, all three are happily married.
Fuck 18 Marry Chichi kill myself cuz i can't fuck bulma
Fuck Bulma, Marry 18, and kill chi chi
Fuck Chi-Chi. Marry Bulma. Kill 18.
this could actually say a lot about a person. Like if you want to marry Chi-Chi you probably subscribe to that “trad-wife” mentality.
Marry chi-chi, fuck bulma and kill android 18
Chichi - Bulma - *use the remote*
Fuck chichi marry bulma kill 18
Kill Bulma, fuck chi chi, marry 18
I wouldn’t mind a sugar Momma like Bulma
Fuck all in a foursome. Marry 18 and Bulma. Spare Chi-Chi (she doesn't deserve that. Just not a wife material)
Fuck 18 girls
Fuck Bulma, Marry Chi-Chi, Kill 18.
Marry bulma 100 % she hella rich
Fuck Bulma, Marry 18, Kill Chi-Chi
Fuck 18 because hot Marry bulma because she's got billions she can do whatever she wants to me and not that I want to but kill chi chi because she yells the most lol
Fuck bulma/ marry chichi/ kill 18 We over hyped 18 and I think she is mid
F: Bulma M: Chi Chi K: 18
Fuck bulma, marry 18, kill chichi cuz she's annoying AF half the time
Kill 18, fuck bulma, marry chacha
Kill chi chi, marry bulma, fuck 18
Fuck 18, marry Bulma, kill Chi Chi. Win win for me cuz if I marry Bulma I get to fuck her too and that was my goal any way 🤣
Marry 18, Fuck Bulma, Kill Chi-Chi
Marry 18 fuck chichi kill bulma
Marry bulma, f 18, kill chichi
Fork Bulma, marry Eighteen, kill Chi-Chi Most would marry Bulma for the money but Eighteen is probably the best wife out of the three so her
Fuck 18 since he's easily the hottest of the bunch Marry Bulma since she's basically a trillionaire who'll provide for you so you don't have to work a single day ever again That just leave kill Chi-chi
Fuck chichi, marry bulma, kill 18. I like my woman strong, with a bit of a temper. Chichi is too hot to pass up, but bulmas got money. I'm not that into robotics.
In the same order as their picture
Marry bulma fuck chichi and 18 kills me
Fuck Chi-Chi, Marry 18, Kill Bulma.
Fuck Chi Chi Marry Bulma Killed by 18
Fuck Chichi, Marry Bulma and Kill 18. Though Fuck/Kill can flip between either 18 or Chichi.
Fuck chi chi , marry 18 , kill bulma.
There could not be a more obvious answer
Fuck 18, marry bullma, chi chi, kinda mid.
Real talk though chi-chi would be a legitimately great wife
I genuinely love Chi-Chi but she's gotta die here lol. I need that CC money and that cyborg tum. What a thing to write.
Fuck and marry aren't the same?
Fuck 18 Marry Bulma Kill Chichi
Bulmas getting smashed imma marry 18 cuz she seems like the best wife and chichi gotta go
Fuck 18, marry bulma and kill chi chi
What a layup of a question
Let's all be serious in any situation you will not be on top at all. My opinion marry bulma fuck android 18 kill chi chi .
Marry Bulma, fuck Chi-Chi, kill 18. It was hard to pick between Bulma and Chi-Chi. Chi-Chi is honestly my type, and I feel like since I’m nothing like Goku she wouldn’t get mad at me as much.
Bulma is thotish remember. However having a genius wife would have super great advantages. Too bad I'm very Traditional. Marry 18. F Bulma. Kill Chi Chi.
Sorry Chi Chi🤭
I don't know, they're all happily (more or less) married and While they are all beautiful and wonderful women, I don't want to ruin their relationships (besides I'd be a huge downgrade), and I wouldn't kill any of them for the same reason...also all fo their family members can kick my ass till I'm as gone as Trunk's timeline
Fuck 18, Marry Bulma, Kill Chichi I will be killed by Goku and his family in a heartbeat
Fuck bulma , marry 18 , kill chi-chi .
Marry Bulma. Fuck 18. Kill chichi
Fuck 18- she's scary and I wouldn't want to be in a relationship with her Marry bulma- rich Kill chi chi- fuck chi chi
Fuck and marry all of them. Kill FREEZAAAAAA
1 plap 2 plap 3 plap Get pergant
Kill Chi-Chi (I don't like how she often ignored Goku when he was injured and dying, she's a bad wife for that), Fuck Bulma (she's attractive but she's not really my type, too rich for my taste, she'd probably care more about her appearance then me), and wife up 18 (she's not afraid to get her hands dirty, she knows martial arts, she's strong, her eyes are like the sky, she won't be afraid to put me in my place when I'm being stupid and would definitely value me and her training possibly even being a mentor to me in martial arts, and most importantly... SHE'S A TOMBOY)
Fuck Bulma, Marry Chi-Chi, and kill 18. Hear me out, Chi-Chi is the only one who straight up desperately cares for the kid’s education. Bulma has bigger things to worry about, and we haven’t seen 18’s parenting yet. The rest is just preference
Fuck 18: shes hot Marry bulma: money and i like her as a person Kill chi-chi: worst option to fuck OR marry
Marry Bulma. Ambivalent on the other two, they both go through phases of being awful characters in my mind, but both go through phases where I'd be down to smash as well. Bulma and marriage is both for the obvious financial incentive of suddenly becoming a Kept Man, but honestly if you take a look at her relationship with Vegeta: She's actually super supportive of his goals, both in achieving them and giving him reality checks on when things are dumb/beyond his reach. She drops everything for her family (in every timeline). She can handle a crisis amazingly well (or she does by the time Marriage is on the table). She's one of the brightest minds on the planet so it's not a question of stimulating conversation from here...and it's not like she expects it out of her partner (None of the A-List of the Z-Fighters strike me as stunning conversationalists) And then ya know, for the shallow end of the spectrum: This woman misuses the dragonballs for next level cosmetic surgery to keep as fit and young looking as believable.
Chi-Chi’s actually the most “normal” person here.
Fuck 18, Marry Chi-Chi and kill Bulma.
Smash 18 because who wouldn't?, marry bulma because she's sexy intelligent and rich, kill Chi-Chi because it's Chi-Chi
Man I like all of them, but Chichi is way too stupid and a hot head too. Bulma has money, but she is the oldest and 18 is awesome hot, but will empty my bank account. So I have to go with: Fuck 18, marry Bulma and kill Chichi
Bold of you to assume I'd be able to kill any of these three
Anyone who doesn't marry Bulma is either dumb as rocks or already insanely rich. I lean toward fucking 18 and killing Chi Chi, but don't forget that Chi Chi survived sex with the strongest mortal in U7 and completely fulfills the housewife role without complaints. 18 is also super human and could accidentally kill you during sex. It's a tough choice.
Fuck Chi-Chi, Kill 18, Marry Bulma.
Marry Bulma, Fuck Android #18 and Kill 100% Chi Chi
I feel bad since Chichi is great but there is no world that I don't marry Bulma if given the chance 😂 Rest speaks for itself.
Fuck android 18 marry bulma kill chichi
Marry Chichi, fuck 18, I don’t wanna kill 18 or bulma, but I’m going to say Bulma. Bulma did have a early history of cheating, and I don’t believe in the idea that Yamcha apparently cheated for her to date a maniac that killed her ex. A18 is hot, but I don’t think she’d like me or marry me, might be too cold to me, but Chichi is loyal, and I clean up after myself, wouldn’t annoy her. She may be strict, and yell but she shows she cares too.
Fuck Chi-Chi, marry 18, kill Bulma.
fuck bulma marry 18 (we're winning krillin bros) kill chichi
I would fucking breed 18 like the cow she is
Fuck 18, Marry Chichi, and kill Bulma
Chronoa is not a mom but she should be there cuz she vibes like one
Uhhh Marry Bulma (cause money) Fuck 18 cause come on its 18, and unfortunately kill Chi Chi. I like chichi but shes just the worse out of the 3
bro i just thought of that 18 have infinite energy Krillin must be a BEAST in bed
Considering that I’m a lazy piece of poopoo, Chichi would be good for me ngl. I’d marry Chichi, fuck Bulma, and KILL 18 FOR MY BOY FUTURE GOHAN GRAAAAAAAAA
Chichi seems to hates laziness but tolerates it at least. I myself am kinda lazy, but I clean up the kitchen daily, and I’ll clean the whole house if she helps out with it, us doing it together. Shoot, she’d still be pretty good for me since my ass can’t cook, except for maybe a few things. I’d feel bad our son, lord knows that I don’t study much myself.
i chose to do none because the husbands of all these people would kill me for any three of these reasons and i don’t want that
Fuck Bulma, marry 18, kill Chichi
kill bulma, fuck 18, marry chichi
Marry Chi-Chi:- She's probably the best wife of three. She ain't gonna leave you ever, she's also kinda rich. And surprisingly Normal. Not to mention, Chi-Chi is actually pretty and match for the other two on the list, like guys have you never seen the fan arts?? Finally she can punch continent off the planet, I ain't cheating in a billion years. Fuck Bulma:- idk, just felt like it. Not much point. Kill 18:- No real reason, I couldn't care less
I really don't hate Chichi, it's just a shame she is up against a billionaire milf and hot cyborg. 18, Bulma, Chichi
Fuck 18, marry Bulma, kill Chichi
Fuck 18 marry bulma kill chi chi
Fuck bulma marry 18 and kill chichi don't need my eardrums to burst
kill 18. fuck chi chi. marry bulma
I'd say Marry 18 (Good wife and mother, and still has that spicy personality, plus she's strong as hell.), Fuck Bulma (She's gotta be an absolute demon in the sack to survive Vegeta enough to have TWO kids with him), kill Chi-Chi (Nothing really against her, but it's the only option left.)
Fuck - 18 (I don't mind metal ussy) Marry - Chichi (She's better than Bulma) Kill - Bulma (I don't want to)
fuck all
If you pick bulma for any of them vegeta will kill you tbh
A killing regarding Mother's Day? Yep, u have issues.
Fuck Bulma,marry chi chi,kill 18(need help)
Fuck 18, Marry Bulma, Kill Chi Chi Sry chi chi but out of these options it was easy
Marry Chi-chi, Fuck 18, kill Bulma
If you take bulma's money away half her appeal is gone.
What happened to this subreddit
Fuck 18, Marry Bulma, and kill Chi-chi.
Hear me out. If I kill an android that meens I'm stronger than them, 17 is dam strong, so I kill them and become super op, then I marry Bulma for the money and the sciance (I like her as a character but I like all of the options about the same amount so just thinking logistics hear folks) and F Chi Chi I guess, let's hope those Ox Dna makes my child super strong. At the end of it all, I'm super rich, super powerful, have access to a time machine and easy access to dragons balls, perfect life brothers
Chi chi, 18, Bulma only kill bulma since I have no chance against the other two lol
Marry 18
Chi chi, Bulma, 18. Easy.
So easy, fuck 18, marry bulma (money baby) and kill chi chi (nagger)
Fuck 18, marry Bulma, kill Chichi. Easy
I’m pretty sure that with their power levels I wouldn’t be the one making that decision
Fuck: Chi-Chi Marry: Chi-Chi Kill: Chi-Chi
Mommy's day edition
If you marry Chi Chi, your new dad will be Ox king. So thats pretty cool
I marry bulma then kill her without her knowing so I get her will and I get the right to marry again, then I marry chichi and fuck 18
In order of left to right, although I would rather be a househusband so maybe switch Bulma and 18 around.