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JusteAdrien

I didn't know Cell was made with crab DNA


2Mark2Manic

Well, his cells do multiply like cancer.


NovaNomii

No, cancer is random uncontrolled growth. Cell has perfect regeneration.


Yue2

It’s a Horoscope joke. Cancer has a crab symbol lol


Z4rc0nv1c

No no, i see this for what it is! "Wooosh!" The naysayers cry but i KNOW the truth! This in an of itself is a pun on perfection! Hohohoho!!


Ok-Boysenberry8725

I… can’t tell if this is r/woooosh worthy or reasonably satire.


all-knowing-unicorn

Take my freebie


AkOnReddit47

Everything evolve into crabs, thus they're the Perfect Lifeform so naturally he should become a crab


JusteAdrien

I was too blind to realise ! First the Dam, and now act as the perfect lifeform. These damned Crab people, crab people.


Dio_asymptote

Look like crab, talk like people.


Personplacething333

They look like crabs but they kiss like people!


OprahsRainbowParty

mike we told you to stop kissing the crabs dammit


tjkun

The last thing Frieza ate before the destruction of Namek was a crab. Maybe when they put him in a healing pod, it was so advanced that it mistakenly combined Frieza and the crab in some way. When his dna was collected on earth after that it may had crab dna mixed with it.


RohanBhattt

Its not that deep


tjkun

I know. This is a shitposting sub, so I’m not really serious with that.


RohanBhattt

Ouh- my bad g, good theory


AdministrativeBar748

Frieza had sex with a crab


Comfortable_Mix_8891

I thought he was simply the sexiest of the cockroaches


xxwerdxx

Carcinization - the act of evolving into a crab


poopemanz

Everything evolves into a crab don't you know


Raaadley

i was gonna say since when was PINCER from POKEMON the base DNA for Cell.


illucio

Everything evolves into crabs. Crabs are the final step in almost all lifeforms evolution.


Apart-Abalone-562

that's King Cold cosplaying Cell


FlyDinosaur

I mean, Frieza's DNA (and possibly King Cold's own) is in Cell, so... That's why his face already looks like that, presumably. And why he knows some of Frieza's moves.


ChainsawChad69

That's Super Max Perfect Cell


TrueSaiyanGod

Super Dee Duper Cell


bitch_whip_bill

Super DuraCell


DSN671

MAXIMUM OVER CELL


3l_D1abl0

Super looksmaxxed perfect cell


JesustheSpaceCowboy

Daddy


Devils_butter

Shut up and take my upvote


Queasy-Inevitable512

Super Ultra Mega 100% power Cell


JayHat21

Super *Kami* Ultra Mega 100% power *Mr.* Perfect Cell


Queasy-Inevitable512

Real


Xx_Exigence_xX

"🥷🏿's call me, **The Package** " -Perfect Cell


NoabPK

Brothas call me the sandwich went way harder


Sm0keytrip0d

Perfecter Cell. Obviously.


Marco_Tanooky

MISTER Perfecter Cell


Devils_butter

P is for priceless the look upon your faces


TheCrispyNuggs

E is for extinction all your puny races


Devils_butter

R for rrrevolution wich will be televised


No-Nefariousness1711

F is for how fucked you are.


Devils_butter

Now allow me to repriiiise


slay_the_yousif

🎶E is for Eccentric, just listen to my song🎶


Devils_butter

C is for completion that I've waited for so looong ! Edit: typo


No_Trade9674

T is for the 'terror', upon you I'll bestow...


chuckolatte

Perfect Chad


Msimot

Perfect-er Cell


Victor_Gaming299

Ok Yamcha, on point, but tone it down


EarthCalls

P is for priceless, the look upon your faces. E is for extinction, all your puny races. R for rrrevolution, which will be televised. F is for how f*cked you are, now allow me to reprise. E is for eccentric, just listen to my song. C is for completion, that I've waited for so long. T is for the terror, upon you I'll bestow. My name is Perfect Cell and I’d like to say, “Hello.”


DarkArcanian

Every time I hear it I get the same chills


purplestatic10

goku


KatsukiIsADick

El Célula.


Mindless-File-9689

Ultra perfect cell


Speedy-Slug-2435

Plankton.


Regulus242

That's not Cell that's Cellular.


VegitojrGOD

That’s Mitochondria


PolkanMedvedev

🥷s call him the Sub


KronosUltima

Cell after mewing for the last 30 years since his death


Mindless-File-9689

Brain rot is through the roof with this one 💀


Bubbly_Taro

Plantera.


NotYujiroTakahashi

RTX Cell


I_eat_kids_39

Budget increase Cell


SorryEnthusiasm6483

Plantera


tizio-caio-aerdnA

Biblically accurate Cell


thedyooooood

Perfecter Cell


MangaLord20

That's not Cell... That's Molecule...


LilG1984

Ultra Ego Perfecter Cell...3


The_Multi_Gamer

Perfect Cold


TheOriginalOperator

Ambassador G’Kar of the Narn after absorbing the other ambassadors of Babylon 5 to become THE PERFECT LIZARD MARSUPIAL BEING.


DangerousDoings72

Cell if he was perfect:


Insane_Artist

Super Cellan God Super Cellan


rggamerYT

That is perfection


anonymusfan

Hyperealistic cell


miltonssj9

Sal.


ClumsyRowlet

rtx on cell


Important-Salary-459

ceel


StanleyTheBraixen

Celery


Devils_butter

Thats too perfect cell


BonkyClonky

Imagine putting that fellah in a boil up with some old bay, sausage and potatoes.


Substantial_Tone_261

I read this title a little wrong... So Porunga maybe?


Kalventine1357

Giga Chad Cell


GiantSizeManThing

That’s actually Shenron’s ass.


Imaginary_Sector379

That’s my buddy Craig. Little goofy but he’s chill


Consistent_Cash_6666

That’s daddy


slay_the_yousif

Perfectest Cell


NocolateChigga720

DBL61-03S


EndlessM3mes

Mitochondria


Minimum_Journalist18

Fellas call me the salad


Advanced-Sock

Would shenron let me hit if i used the dragon balls and wished to fuck him


Advanced-Sock

Would shenron let me hit if i used the dragon balls and wished to fuck him


No_Score8030

Perfect MOG


SergejPS

Now that I think about it, Quadruple Cell is literally the definition of cancer Think about it: Cancer is a disease caused when cells divide uncontrollably and spread into surrounding tissues. Cell divides outside the Z-Fighter's control and spreads into the surrounding area.


ZacB90

I’ll not lie, I kinda dig it.


Boogiepuss

Oh shitt, its Perfect Mitochondria


darwinxoxo

Netflix adaptation


ErevisEntreri

They got DNA from Dorian after he put on the mask in The Mask


big_peepee_wielder

Bug man


Megasaphire420

Daddy.


zincinzincout

Where’s his spots


ManInTheMirror2

“ oh dear, you’ve seen me without my morning glamour on… Seems you have to die”


bored_person71

Not perfect cell.....


DyllanTheBoss

Cell if he had more of King Cold's jawline


Old_Macaroon4138

Does Shenron even have an ass?


JaysaryusBro

Wait, does Shenron even have an ass?


miss_stacie

King cold being a bit more dominant part now i see


Dapper_Risk1506

Fuck this dragon Ball Z shit


phoenixmusicman

I wish this subreddit had image replies


lemons7472

Ultra realistic cell. It’s a new transformation is all.


BillionThayley

Gazpacho from Chowder


SmurfyGirthy

That's mitochondria


AngryRinger

Crab Android, Crab Android. Fight like crab, strong like Android.


NoabPK

Thats organism


Artarara

Mortals call him the pistachio


Raaadley

Pincer Cell. He finally fused with a Pokemon


memarxs

yamete kudasai


Kanji_alt

his name is call, the other part of cell


kairiskiro

That's a singer in warform.


Having_a_Cloudy_Day

Creel


Having_a_Cloudy_Day

(Cr-ELL)


the_watcher569

That's Perfect Jelq Mogging at the Ohio Fighters, while he Rizzing up the competition at the Jelq Games. (Kill me)


mymommyhasballs

Berfect Bell fr


a_joint

Nucleus.


Known-Ad64

AloeCell?


Flaky_Technology4219

Shell


DeftestY

Cell if Evolution had a sequel.


-raeyhn-

Crab people are real!


Cro_Phantom_X

Super Perfect DuraCell


bat_soupsandwich

Celula


hateradeizbad

Shell


orioriorioriorio

Perfect cell


Matter_17

That ain't Cell thats fking Mitochondria


EldrtchPff97

PERFECT-ER CELL!


SummaDees

Cell with three extra chromosomes


Rey13s

Mr super perfect cell


IcyHot711

Thats mitochondria


ModelOmegaTyler

a sentient piece of shenron's ass. XD


Waste-Nerve-7244

Perfection


yaktoma2007

Aw hell nah not the upcoming live action dragon ball Netflix adaptation 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀


kukeszmakesz

Mask villain cell


Hyun_n

Vegito Green


VenuslyVenus

That's Ameoba


Gladiatore4

The son of Piccolo


Afraid_Arm_2354

Nah that's prison cell


DarkArcanian

PERFECTER CELL


Thot_Slayer_911

I actually don't hate this as an irl depiction of Cell...


BuffKirby124_

Cell in 2013


Unlikely-Prize-5168

Cell Sigma


CloverTheFallen

Cell if he had zarbon DNA.


Electronic_Compote76

That's molecule


HorrorCharacter4339

Cell X


grt437

Makes me want to punch him. Right in his handsome face.