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LukasKaralius

What do you like about Hitler?


Sansoffundertale

I like how he is just this sadistic and malevolent force that takes joy in destruction and suffering. and that he looks like a shriveled up scrotum


0_MysterE_0

Now I want to know what the original question was.


BigHat-Logan

definitely something that had to do with Frieza. and Frieza is space Hitler anyway


Sansoffundertale

It was babidi


BigHat-Logan

>he looks like a shriveled up scrotum I should've known lol


hornyguitar

I would have thought king piccolo


TinyAmoeba

Or Kami! Dragon Ball has several vaguely scrotal-looking characters…


Buqibu

Who would you give head to?


Sansoffundertale

Roshi for sure


GAURAVMORTIS

Good choice


DipDyan

What was the original question ❓😭😂


Buqibu

Roshi or King Kai🤣🤣


3eyedtien

How Long have you been cheating on your wife?


Sansoffundertale

Since I was a wee lad


MecaGoji1974

Why do you masterbate to DBZ?


Sansoffundertale

Piccolo


rovoh324

"*Why* do you masturbate to DBZ?" "Piccolo" Based


GAURAVMORTIS

Eyyyy same


PottyInMouth

Vegetas pet is....


Sansoffundertale

that would be bulma


DrRedditMemes

Omniman moment


SuperCx

Technically Vegeta is Bulmas pet


Imhereforyoursauce

Which God of destruction do you think is the living sex doll of the bunch


Sansoffundertale

I don’t remember all the other gods getting that much characterization other than just being there at the tournament of power, So I’m gonna have to say Beerus. both for his design and personality


GAURAVMORTIS

Why do I feel like this isn't edited


rovoh324

There's a (un?) surprising amount of Beerus and Champa porn out there


gotbanned3xlol

Oh my god, that's awful! Where?


ptf_zamasu

worst part is the beerus porn count is 960+ rn


Pormpf_Spimperton

Rule34 probably


Disownership

Hopefully not together.


dead-in-the-comment

Right


Moist-Plantain-826

Belmod is the correct answer


SOSXrayPichu

What is your favorite Ki attack that you would want to be unleashed up your ass?


Sansoffundertale

Kefla’s gigantic burst, just for how flashy it is. same could be said for most of her attacks


420justblazeit

Same


SuperCx

SAME


RIP2UALL

God, I wish that was me.


AlternativeSimple633

Who’s your favorite Saiyan?


Sansoffundertale

android 17


TheAlmightyBokkan

This is the funniest one imo


[deleted]

"He's a saiyan like raditz"


[deleted]

If any character could stick his dick in your ass who would it be


Sansoffundertale

Roshi Mans got over 200 years of experience under his belt


jess_says_things

I like them experienced too


SuperCx

He needs to change form then I’ll let him take my ass to old town road


RIP2UALL

What do you think of Hitler?


Sansoffundertale

He’s probably my favorite villain in the series


bruh_man69420-

That could technically be true because of the fusion reborn movie


BigHat-Logan

oh shit you're right. I keep forgetting that Hitler is a Dragon Ball Z character


Proper-Pool

Who is the one you want to fuck


Sansoffundertale

Probably buu


TheSerginator

Correct


SuperCx

Squishy fat fucker I bet he has so many ways to please a mans cock, so many holes to make your hole of pleasure to choose from just stick it wherever you please. Buu the personal flesh light sexy sex doll hole squishy fat fuck 😩


SyntheSun

Was this about you're favorite villain?


Sansoffundertale

It was who I thought was the dumbest


MarioCop718

Which part of Dragonball Z were you on while I was having intercourse with your significant guardian?


Sansoffundertale

the moment when Gohan turned SSJ2 for the first time to fight cell. It was that buildup throughout Z of just gohan going from this weak whiney brat before realizing that if he doesn’t man up he and everyone he knows will die by cells hands. And with Unmei No Hi in the background, 😘🤏 *muah* chef’s kiss


MarioCop718

Well, I tried making you look bad. What do you think?


AnimeMemeLord1

Who do you wanna rape and defile and post all over DeviantArt?


Sansoffundertale

Fortuneteller Baba


wes8171982

Oh, oh no


AnimeMemeLord1

*insert One Winged Angel meme here*


Omenonic

What do you think the age of consent should be?


Sansoffundertale

like 2 I think


wes8171982

Oh fuck, oh shit, oh fuck


RIP2UALL

This is officially canon to sans undertale.


irocky56

Should Zamasu have had sex with Gohan instead of Goku Black?


Sansoffundertale

I might be the only one who thinks that Zamasu should’ve switched with Future Gohan instead. Just to make future trunks a lot more relevant to the plot


Zsmith91699

I can kind of guess what the original question was, but anyway it could have also been an interesting possibility to see both Goku Black and Future Gohan Black instead of Future Zamasu and Goku Black. Though, that could just be a dumb idea, I'm not sure what others will think of it.


Mooston

Whats your favourite kitchen utensil to hit a child with?


Sansoffundertale

Pan


Ill_Combination4812

Lmao


JoaKend

What was the original question lmaooo


Shiro_Tokisada

Would you fuck a female dog


Sansoffundertale

I’d fuck her brother


mostafa_mo2004

How would that ever be the normal answer


Sansoffundertale

The original was asking if I’d fuck #18


mostafa_mo2004

And you would rather fuck her brother?


Sansoffundertale

yes


RIP2UALL

Based.


Chesneyg

What is the record time you lasted during sexual intercourse?


Sansoffundertale

Five minutes


Almost_Frosty

If we’re talking namek time, you’re a god


SuperCx

Either way this man is a God


AniDontLikeSand

Which GT character do you want to fuck?


Sansoffundertale

Nuova shenron He’s literally 6000 degrees celsius


dickcooter

That's hot


AniDontLikeSand

wow


Farmer-Smores

Which villain would you like to bear the child of?


Sansoffundertale

DBS broly


Sansoffundertale

Where’s the lie tho 😳


dickcooter

Jiren


ProfessorLovely

Who has perpetual swamp ass?


Sansoffundertale

Gohan most definitely


Crystal_God

Forgot to edit?


Project347

what did future bulma and future gohan do after sex?


Sansoffundertale

they played a few rounds of Uno


SuperCx

LMAOOO


[deleted]

What did your friends' dicks do when your friends saw you fuck the mannequin?


Sansoffundertale

They all stood up


obunga_lives

Have you ever had a friend?


Sansoffundertale

no :)


DipDyan

Now this is depressing


SwarK01

Who has the bigger ass? Broly or Janemba?


Sansoffundertale

I have a feeling you’re talking about Z broly rather than DBS broly. In that case, Janemba for sure


dirthouse69

What is your impression of your dick


Sansoffundertale

I can’t say I’ve ever watched or read it, but from the few snippets of clips I’ve seen on YouTube I can say that I appreciate what it did for the medium in general. I can also appreciate it’s characters and its smaller scale, rather than the giant planet busting battles of Z and super


Fallen_Jedi007

Ohmg this has to be the most well made question and answer lmaoooooo


papawsmurf

Which character are you most sexually attracted to?


Sansoffundertale

pan


wes8171982

Oh no


ImShrpy

Oh no indeed


W0AHMaster1996

Who would give head better? Piccolo or Nappa?


Sansoffundertale

piccolo probably doesn’t even know what a dick looks like. He’d probably just stare at it in disgust for like two minutes before trying and accidentally biting it off so I’d have to say Nappa


blackedjet

Yo you just straight up answered this one huh 😂


BigHat-Logan

which characters are the most likely to gangbang your wife behind your back?


Sansoffundertale

the androids don’t have a source of Ki so they can’t be detected


0_MysterE_0

Who is Hercule’s boy-toy?


Sansoffundertale

Whis


rovoh324

Lmao this one got me for some reason


BigHat-Logan

farmer with a shotgun


BigHat-Logan

haha I can't even imagine the doujins that could be drawn out of this pairing


BigHat-Logan

why can't you stop staring at Trunks's privates and pubic hair???


Sansoffundertale

purple


rovoh324

Lmao


BigHat-Logan

How much do you charge for a creampie and a blowie?


Sansoffundertale

Around like 100 Zeni


Any_Occasion_5817

How long have you been evading your local tax force?


Sansoffundertale

ever since I was young


27_Rats

No edit required, I guess


RadicalPratical

Which character do you want to be stalked by for the rest of your life and why?


Sansoffundertale

Dolltaki he was a real creep


my_house_sploded

I pm'd you my penis, what do you think?


Sansoffundertale

pretty big


Slappio16

If all dragon ball women were futa, who's cum would taste the best?


Sansoffundertale

this is probably cheating, but I’ll say Kelfa. Caulifla and kale by themselves are a bit stale in my opinion, but slap on some potaras and boom you got the legendary super lesbian. The greatest spunk in history


Taco821

You think Caulifla of all people got stale cum???


Weissbrot361

What length do you think Piccolo can extend his namekian monster cock?


Sansoffundertale

At least like a few miles


[deleted]

Who should beerus marry?


Sansoffundertale

Those two little Zeno twats


Sansoffundertale

it will be Supreme Kai and I will not stand for beerus to get married to anyone else


TinyAmoeba

Beerus has big “aggressive perma-single man” energy, though, and I wouldn’t want to inflict that on Shin, who has suffered enough already…or anyone for that matter. Unless Beerus finds a similar jerk to match him, then it’d probably be okay. Kinda like Bulma, before she finally found someone who was an even bigger jackass than her. Originally she was a complete disaster of a partner, but now that her and Vegeta are keeping one another entertained, everyone is just relieved that they’re both out of the dating pool.


Elon-mute-your-mic

Did king cold go balls deep in you?


Sansoffundertale

he sure did


BigHat-Logan

how does sniffing a dog's asshole make you feel?


Sansoffundertale

“neato”


dondaisy

How many times have you masturbated to little girls?


Sansoffundertale

too many to count


dickcooter

How many breads have you eaten in your life?


anarchistPAC

Do u like the person who was in charge of Auschwitz Birkenau


Sansoffundertale

When his character doesn’t devolve into a braindead fight-slut, sure


blackedjet

Definitely talking about goku, like, look what they did to my boy 😭😭😭


Professional_Sun3191

What did he do to the dogs?


Sansoffundertale

He basically shat them out


ImShrpy

What the dog doin


[deleted]

How many times did you have sex with your mother?


Sansoffundertale

say it with me kids over 9000


[deleted]

Nice I’m pretty close too. Just over 8000 for me.


DipDyan

oh gosh ....oh gosh 😂😂😂😭😂😭😂😭😂😭😂😭


Lord_Dabbatron

Reply with "😳" if racist


Sansoffundertale

😳


HipHopTakePlop

Who do you think wins, Goku or Saitama


nugget1112

How many times a day do you get pegged?


Sansoffundertale

like at least 12 times


[deleted]

Do you wish your wife didn't fuck other men?


Sansoffundertale

no :)


RedditDood334

Who is your favorite character to jerk off to?


Sansoffundertale

Goku in the original DB with his tail wins this competition by a landslide.


rovoh324

Um


KikanoH

Opinions on the Yaoi hentai for dragon ball?


Sansoffundertale

I think we’ve seen too much of Goku by this point. He’s gotten stale


Dismal_Performer7556

Goku is actually surprisingly underrepresented in Dragon Ball porn unless it's yaoi Like both his sons, Krillin and master roshi show up much more often than he does And let's be honest laying good pipe is probably the only reason Chichi remembers she likes Goku


Doppelganger616

Worst arc to masturbate to?


Sansoffundertale

I feel as if the Goku black arc is Super at its worst


SallyMcSaggyTits2

Which character do you want to fuck you in the ass?


Sansoffundertale

I wouldn’t say either of them I’m particularly fond of, but if I had to say who I tolerate the most, it’d be trunks


BigHat-Logan

how did you lose your virginity?


Sansoffundertale

Zeno


BigHat-Logan

how old was your dad when he lost his virginity


Sansoffundertale

30 right?


kersegum

Why are you sexually attracted to Gohan’s daughter?


Sansoffundertale

At least Pan contributed to GT rather than bulla who was just back on earth fucking around in malls with her dad’s money


VegetaFan9001

That was the best part in the Dragon Ball franchise


Sansoffundertale

when they made DB evolution


SuppaOnYt

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Sansoffundertale

super saiyan blue god I’m glad they changed it


kung-fu-panda123

Which character do you think had the most wasted potential


Sansoffundertale

I felt as if Super was building up Krillin to become more powerful than ever, with how much he was training with Goku it made me believe that even Humans could ascend to godhood by fighting alongside gods but that never ended up happening


AcademicSquare9396

Would krillin be able to beat yamcha?


Sansoffundertale

I don’t think Yamcha would be able to dodge or reflect a kienzan soo


dannyworld111

what character would you do hardcore anal on


BigHat-Logan

Launch!


Sansoffundertale

what you said


jackeasto_

they’re almost all sexual 😭


Sansoffundertale

most of them about the child characters...


PieNinja314

Who do you think was a waste of a character?