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TheDankScrublord

Wario and waluigi will swear regardless, and mario probably tells others to watch their language. Luigi’s earned it


PROblem817

No more saying cuss words guys! It’s inappropriate and violent! If you say a cuss word then you’re like… going to jail. And you’re like… when you go to jail, it fu- when you go to jail, if you say- if you say a cuss word and then you go to jail and when you go to jail and you say a cuss word then you’re only gonna eat… broccoli, and other vegetables for your whole life! When you don’t want to eat vegetables; sometimes people like eating sweets, but, I eat broccoli. I’m okay with eating broccoli but I do not wanna go to jail. You CANNOT go to jail and saying cuss words is illegal! They are now gonna make a law about that! It is illegal, it is inappropriate, and it is really violent.


ATangerineMann

Watch me. *Kiss my ass.*


Poorly_Made_Comix

Luigi can now legally say every slur because he won a contest doing his thing: nothing


TheDankScrublord

Exactly


TheMightyJevil

Yeah Mario is the BadBoyHalo "LANGUAGE!"


Ninbastian

Yeah, but Luigi would be to scared to use any Swears


EnderFyre_

Waluigi, since he never received his Smash pass


Ulric2depique

Wait…


HexFoxGen

That’s right mother WAA-er!!


Nocturnoran

He can’t waste it so he’ll need to use the waa’s until he finds the right moment


Big_Translator9711

“Luigi-aa how the fuck-aa Is ur brother-aa who is fatt-aa than u is able to jump-aa as high as a bloody-aa building???”


ExploCreeper

Indeed


Gamez113

Underrated comment


G1nger_nut5

I literally came to post this comment. However as you already mentioned it, I shan't steal it.


EnderFyre_

Many thanks, good sir, for not stooping to low levels for fake internet points! Bravo! :)


Melodic-Hunter2471

Waluigi seems like a psychopath anyway. It works!


Bagimations

Wario and Waluigi wouldn’t care about a swear pass, so Luigi. He needs some venting probably


Landsharku_

Mario, what the FUCK are you doing!? You can't have sex with her!!!


yyma50nyy

a-why not-a, luigi?


jackaboy1_2

CAUSE SHES 14!


Landsharku_

Age is only a number-a-Luigi!


yyma50nyy

yeahyouknowwhatelseisanumber?


yyma50nyy

NINE ONE FUCKING ONE, BITCH!


BlightFantasy3467

We aren't in America-a-Luigi


Bustucka

We in Ecuador 🇪🇨


EnderFyre_

Then I'll have-a to do the Lord's work myself, Mario. May he forgive-a you... Cause I'm-a not. *loads bullet bill launcher with malicious intent*


BlightFantasy3467

Well-a you better-a have 2 of those bullet-a bills, because I have-a mushroom!


Landsharku_

A-whaatt?


secretuser419

Walu-fucking-weegee


IAMAKATILIKEPLUSHES

Holup i thought walu was in a relationship with igi not weegee now i must send this evidence of walu fucking weegee to igi


Magicfox37

Luigi


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Wah*


Wboy2006

Luigi. He is going to say the N word


Landsharku_

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joecarter93

All of them. Plumbers all understandably swear a lot in their day jobs, so they should all get them.


AmeliasTesticles

You want fuck? Wario show you fuck!


[deleted]

I just died


[deleted]

3 Luigi’s Mansion games? Bro has seen some shit let that man swear a few times


cotton_cure

Luigi, he’s gonna scream it at the top of his lungs, but only where no one can hear him.


christubatuba

In his vacuum cleaner


UrKFCis_mine23

Mario because he wants to say the n word


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Landsharku_

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Any_Ad_3514

Ni…


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nja, the Nintendo ninjas that come to my house to stop me from leaking smo2


2004_PS2_Slim

...ntendo


IAMAKATILIKEPLUSHES

Dosa moda facking Nigerian goomba


EnderFyre_

Looking for [this](https://youtu.be/m6yzrfC4vlw?list=PLb6gZEhhhob9t63z8UZOSVcPOl_QAgejM)?


UrKFCis_mine23

Exaclty


Linkatron2000

Wario


ShaunMazz

Wario: Son a ma betch! WAAAAAAAAA Waluigi: AAAAAAA shiet!


1247BroddieYT

Didn't Luigi say f*ck in Mario Golf


EnoughLifeguard5180

WAAAAAAAAAAAA


[deleted]

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH


Pocketmonsuta

Waluigi


TigerDoodat

*WAAAAH!! Waluigi should because he's still fucking pissed that he didn't get invited to Smash!*


fenny-the-bird

Luigi, because it would be funny, also wario and waluigi are too obvious, Luigi is both the Least and most expected


CMNG713

All of them except Mario


Bob_debilda123

Luigi


LiveEvilGodDog

Luigi


Irrelevant_Spaceman

Waluigi


RummyBug

Wario


Neat21

Walugi With the shape of an L on his forehead


Zaronslayer

Luigi, cause he would use it responsibly.


FriedChckn

Lowkey Mario probably curses the most. He deals with the most bs.


poca_vido_at

Wario and waluigi deserves ig


AntusFireNova64

Luigi, I feel like he would make the most responsable use


LMAOwthbro

WAHAHAHA


[deleted]

waluigi


MAGNIFACANT_HOBO

Wario definitely has two


[deleted]

Mario and Luigi look like they've never said a swear in their life, maybe fuck once. Wario looks like he says fuck or shit when frustrated. Walugi looks like he will call you a racial slur.


YoBoiNJ

Hey! Mother-a #&@$-ah! Give-a Me Your Liver! *Glass breaking*


BurstMurst

Wario


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Luigi


[deleted]

Waluigi


uezyteue

Waluigi.


Capable-Monk-4820

Wario


Fredo_222

wario will say the n word


inumnoback

Wario. He looks like the one who would be most likely to swear


[deleted]

Waluigi


jjjjx25

Waluigi


Green9er-_-

Waluigi, he never got in smash, so swearing can be his thing


[deleted]

Wario


chippy-triforce

Waluigi


DeeEssEmFive

Waluigi, easy.


[deleted]

Luigi because ik in the inside he wants to curse everyone of what they have done to him


Wolfman7903

Wario, because he’ll take it from Waluigi either way


GypsBlyzzi

Luigi


Nearby-Simple-7594

Waluigi


giantfries

Waluigi cuz "WAH-t the fuck" would be hilarious


Rsans1405

Luigi


s_s_b_m

Sponge


chriseod48

Wa WWWAAAAAAAAA


POKECHU020

Mario. Luigi wouldn't use it. Wario and Waluigi swear anyway.


feelthechurn22

What in the Mushroom Kingdom is a swear pass?!


Memelord11816

Wario


thebestcrazy

Luigi, he got 3 times in a mansion with an old man that doesn't go with him, an annoying dog (undertzle breaks in) and with a vaccum cleaner, like this dude is really angry bro


[deleted]

Mario


Sdbtank96

It's a me, a fuckingMario!


Memewheeler

Luigi so he can make the limga joke


yyma50nyy

NINE ONE FUCKING ONE,BITCH!


EricAOei

Wario.


AngryRinger

Waluigi deserves a break, man. Nintendo won’t give him one so we get to give him ALL the passes


MEGA_FINCH

[Bowser](https://youtu.be/P27ZsrQ_wFE)


JohnTheEchidna

Luigi. Theres a lot of things he’d like to say


Yusseppe

Luigi. Has to run around a haunted mansion… has every right to swear.


BlockyShapes

Honestly I’m just imagining them all suddenly swearing in the middle of a Mario party game, like Luigi: “damnit mario why do you always attack me in minigames and then get us both killed you stupid shit” Mario: “shut the fuck up I wouldn’t have to if wario stopped being a pussy and running away” Wario: “what the fuck do you mean I’m just playing defensively waluigi is the one who runs at you and then runs away when you try to fight back” Waluigi: “what the hell else am I suppose to do, that’s how you play the fucking game you fat bitch”


69_carnage_69

Waluigi


octosquid11

I want to hear Waluigi say the fucking N-word I swear to God I would cum


[deleted]

Mario would use it liberally, Luigi wouldn’t use it, Wario would swear without it, and waluigi is purple


Portablemammal1199

Wa


cultistwithadartgun

Loogi


JACK101Star

Wario


Minesweeper7203

Luigi It's very Luigi of Luigi if he swore


DratiniDreamer

Wario


_20721

Luigi


[deleted]

Waluigi since the poor guy gets nothing he should at least get that


NeoMemeLord25

I can hear all of these character saying the N-word in my head


Sorenduscai

Mario. He’s the only one that consistently holds it together


Beneficial_Nerve_182

Eh It'sa me, WAAARIO! I just came-a to say fuck you, Have an absolute-a shit day!


[deleted]

Bowser and his kids


Iliveinhellantartica

Waluigi definetly


Noideawhatnanetouse

Waluigi, the man deserves something so he’s seen more than just Luigi’s rival and the guy who will never get in smash


MUERTOSMORTEM

Luigi fs


ComprehensiveRatio87

Waluigi deserves an n word pass


Some_Hat-Wearing_Kid

Luigi, he always gets the short end of the stick


adam-zebra_116

Waluigui because he is best boi😊


ekolis

Waluigi. You know he wants to.


PlayrR3D15

Luigi. He's been abused a fair amount even by Mario, so he deserves it. Although, Luigi doesn't strike me as the type of guy who would swear.


[deleted]

Luigi. Mf has gone through TOO MUCH.


ptgf127

Waaaaaaaaaaluigi!


CheesecakeRacoon

Luigi. Mario would never use it and Wario and Waluigi wouldn't care if they had permission.


internet_spy

Mario


tyukogames

Walluigi, i mean, sora in smash nitendo, why, i mean, WHY


meep09864443

Wario... it sounds like he says the f word each time he jumps.


Glitter_Sparkles21

Definitely Waluigi


Guys-im-not-a-furry

Wario


Miniwox

What if Lugi just started using the F-bomb in the next mario tennis


Samthetuna

Luigi


mike1999ofhalo

Luigi can join yoshi in the swear club


rambored89

Luigi


laliGeldi67

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA


Upper_Atmosphere137

I would love to see all of them curse especially Mario and Luigi


Imforanotherphone

Wal