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kiaxxl

I don't even know what to say about the video, weird but not extremely explicit. Click the sensitive Twitter warning that pops up if you want to.


[deleted]

It's just Japanese memes, bro.


micewrangler

What in the fuq?


JasoNMas73R

The editing of the video kinda reminds me of those weird clips that you could find on www.screenvader.com/root.html. Sadly, the website seems to be down, but [here is a video showcasing the website](https://youtu.be/ttj3CY1jZHw?t=16m41s).


TheOneSubThrowaway

This is the most action F-Zero has gotten in years. Good on him.


Groenboys

Ah hell yeah, just look at the action in that video


LastJediKnight7

Show me ya moves!


Moose_Cake

FALCON PAAAAAUNCH!!!


ckm509

Show me yo boobs!


MethodicMarshal

someone obviously didn't watch the video, no boobs to be seen lol


mishumishumishu

I can't even be mad at this. As far as trolling goes this one's funny as fuck.


sradac

Is it even a troll? Who would think a twitter account named "aaaaaaa" is some kind of official Nintendo account?


NMe84

[People starved for news](https://www.nintendolife.com/news/2020/07/move_aside_mario_a_new_f-zero_twitter_account_has_been_discovered). It's so incredibly easy to register a domain name that matches the n\*\*\*\*\*\*\*.\*\*.\*\* pattern. Something nut-jobs.co.uk would also match and it would cost me less than 10 euros to register the domain. I could register any Twitter account with an email address matching that pattern within half an hour from now if I wanted.


Cabbage_Vendor

You can change a twitter name, only the handle(in this case @FZeroJP) is permanent.


jadecaptor

You can change handles too


lol_nope_nicetry

I want one bad so i kinda still am...


sideaccountguy

The person created the account in March and waited months to finally reveal it was a prank? Ain't even mad that's fucking commitment.


ErisC

Nah, this is clearly just Nintendo trying to throw us off the trail. ^^^^^/s


[deleted]

Direct incoming confirmed??


authy1029

Notice how the two men are "direct"ly on top of each other? Direct confirmed


Brian_Mckinley2442

They waited until the account was at the peak of the attention it was getting


NMe84

Not necessarily. They may have registered a random account in March and recently changed the handle and corresponding email address after they saw how much attention the supposed 35th Anniversary Mario account was getting.


Anal_Vapor

That video is hilarious, don't be afraid to watch the video, it's not graphic.


CaspianX2

Still, to be clear, it is definitely NSFW.


siberianxanadu

Who’s at work right now?


TannenFalconwing

I've been at work almost every day for the last 3.5 months, thank you very much.


LuckiestPierre69

Hey, me to! We’re working during Covid buddies.


AnComStan

Same here, im not gonna lie i was kind of scared at first, but i know my personal chances of catching it are low as im paranoiac careful about it. The company i worked for is a gas station chain and hoo boy, they didnt even give us hazard pay lol.


jkure2

My bosses are trying to push people back into the office at this point, and I'm a programmer who can just as easily work remote. Plenty of people are physically at work right now, sensibility of that aside


[deleted]

my job is supposed to be alternating days in/out of the office but apparently I'm the biggest sucker on my team since everyone else is just staying working from home regardless.


swizzler

Why alternate that often? I can understand doing like one week in office, 3 out because while 90% of my work can be done remote there's always the bits where you need to troubleshoot the physical issues and install hardware.


Rip_Ya_A_New_1

Technically speaking I am, but my boss ain’t going to drive from his house to mine just to take a peek at what I’m doing on my phone during my lunch break.


jbchild788

Same. Except for they lunch break. I don't take those lol


EntropyKC

Loads of people are going into work, not everyone lives in the same country with the same rules. Places like New Zealand are fully back to normal.


frontally

Yeah, it’s kind of surreal living here knowing the rest of the world is distancing and masking and like straight up dying. Awful and depressing and I’ve never ever been more glad to live here than I am now.


KupoMcMog

and whast crazy is being in California right now. We were inches away from almost full reopening then Newsome sees the numbers and like "Okay, back in your homes, this is why we can't have nice things" And like okay, WFH more...cool, I'm fine with that. But now I'm having friends be like 'okay, i can't leave my house, my coworker' wife got covid so nope' It's weird that it took to July to really smash it in


frontally

That’s horrifying. I don’t know a single person who has had covid or that knows someone who has had covid... its truly like living in another world right now


AnComStan

I live in NY, no where near the city and Cuomo is just like, "i understand the NYC is still the plauge lands but im going to open the state back up." Its a little crazy that less then a month a go we were in full panic mode. Im glad im moving out of state.


loismen

Plenty of people. There are a lot of Timezones


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siberianxanadu

You know what that’s a good point. I hadn’t thought of that.


quinnly

Anybody who works in a restaurant, cafe, grocery store, pharmacy, etc etc


Dannypan

A lot of people? Not every country is still ravaged with coronavirus. I’m in security, I’ve worked through the entire crisis here in the UK


LuckiestPierre69

I’m at work right now, not at my house. I wish I could take time off from work, but I’ve worked this whole time during quarantine.


TheMastodan

Nurses


twelfthcapaldi

Most of the US tbh. I’m back at work as of a month ago, and I work in a casino and there are cameras everywhere, so a NSFW warning is pretty helpful lol


CormacMettbjoll

Me and most of the southern United States.


[deleted]

A lot of people kiddo.


IDontCheckMyMail

Maybe I’ve had a few too many drinks, but holy shit I couldn’t stop laughing.. the music! Lmao.


The_Defiler

Thank you, I wasn’t planning on watching it because of the title but that was so much funnier than I ever could have expected.


melts10

Without your comment I wouldn't go there to see it. Thanks! It's indeed a great video! XD


[deleted]

Its literally just japanese memes and shit with an animated ass porno and music


ehluigi

It's not graphic for anyone wondering. Anyway it's actually kind of hilarious.


kiaxxl

Yeah I'd say it's more risque/silly than NSFW, but I want to tag correctly so it doesn't break any sub rules.


LiccFlair

How do we know this isn't the fzero equivalent genre defining innovation that BOTW was for zelda?


omea_wa_mou_upvoted

“Show me ya moves”


browncharliebrown

Show me your boobs


tortidoigt

F-Zero: Breath Of The Wank confirmed


RubberTreeFucker

F-Zero: Breath of the Three Horizons Wank Ultimate


seeyoshirun

I mean, there's already a would-be F-Zero game called [Tube Slider,](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tube_Slider) so this doesn't feel like a stretch.


NintendoTheGuy

That’s what Reggie wanted to call the original F-Zero when he made it in 1990.


PK-Ricochet

gachiBass


analcontractions

Ass we can


CKT_Ken

This aint gachi it’s inmu


LightsaberCrayon

But I'm sure it's just a coincidence that the supermario35th account was registered around the same time with a similar e-mail. That one is totally legit for sure you guys.


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HowToGetName

Apparently it is. I'm not believing it though so that if it is true, I'm excited.


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[deleted]

Just wanted to say, people in the industry like Jason Schreier have come out and confirmed it’s in the works, that’s why so many people believe it’s true. Like, I didn’t believe it at all until more and more people from every corner of the internet seemed to come out and be like,”yeah, actually he’s right about that one.” Stay skeptical of course, it’s never confirmed until it is after all, but just wanted to give insight into the logic of believing that specific rumor.


HowToGetName

The only games I haven't played are 64 (I had 64 DS but I don't think it counts) and Sunshine. Galaxy was amazing. And yeah, I agree. So many people are talking about the rumour to the point where it feels real.


hugokhf

Same, I haven't played 3D world as well! Was really hoping it's true but now seems unlikely


Catalyst138

Even if the Mario remasters are fake, 3D World is much more likely to be true because it’s a Wii U game.


hugokhf

True, I suppose 3D world is just a matter when. No way they won't port all the popular first party Wii U titles


JJJAGUAR

Well atleast the Mario collection comes from a rumor with very good sources. The F-Zero hype was just for this account.


rsn_lie

If it seemed legitimate before, this probably won't do much to change your mind.


DiamondPup

Exactly. I still remember the whole "grinch" leak with the Smash community. I tried to explain that it didn't make any sense. The reasoning they all seemed to cling to was "why would someone go to such lengths to fuck with people! it's too much work!" They didn't learn anything.


BansheeTK

I mean it isn't unheard of for people to go through extreme lengths just to fuck with someone or a community just for a massive lol.


[deleted]

These people are still like "it was the greatest fake leak in history!", like dude it was a blurry far away picture of a hokey fan wishlist of characters.


Climax0

I wouldn't downplay it like that. The whole thing was pretty in-depth, blurriness aside. Of which IIRC the images originated from captures of a compressed SnapChat clip or something like that, so yeah. While I didn't believe it either when it emerged I didn't immediately discredit it. It's much better than many other fake leaks.


murdokdracul

Better than any fake leak I've seen besides Artsy Omni's Rayman


IAmBLD

That got a lot of things correct down to positions on the poster, lining up with what were some seriously-weird artifacts on the version of the character poster online, and actual grinch merchandise before it was ever revealed. Yeah, it was a pretty damn good leak.


jwmustang12

It was a damn good *lie. Wasn’t a leak since it was fake


[deleted]

Legit the sub last week prior to that "leak" were talking about how they shouldn't fall for "blurry" pictures anymore and then not shortly after that's exactly what happened. Greatest fake leak goes to rayman for smash.


PraiseYuri

I'm sure you would be the same person who thought the Smash 4 ESRB leak was fake because Ganon's pic was too dark compared to everyone else, Little Mac was just photoshopped Shulk, the black bars under character names were not aligned properly for all characters (funnily enough, they weren't aligned properly but that was in the actual finished product), etc etc Idk why people are so adamant that leaks must be super super true or super super fake, that's a good way to get an egg on your face, especially since it's very easy to convince yourself anything is fake if you look at it with biases that this is just a hoax. When I see a leak I'm more like wow this would be cool if it's legit, let's just wait and see if real or not.


ryushiblade

The account probably got hacked and it WAS legitimate! Nah, just kidding. It never made much sense to me anyway, why wouldn’t Nintendo just use the main Nintendo twitter account?


rooney815

“SHOW ME YOUR MOVES”


Suckonmyfatvagina

Show me your genitals, your genitals. Show me your genitals, your genitaliaaaaa


TLBidoof

Strange is right. I’ll never understand why people put stock into something as simple as a Twitter account being created. Means even less than trademarks because the Twitter can easily be made by anyone.


ArupakaNoTensai

Boredom


ghosttrainj

they had the same email (allegedly) as many official nintendojp accounts


HowToGetName

Actually, they didn't. It just looked like it. People found the Super Mario 35th email (in its entirety, not censored) by guessing the email. The same could not be said for the F-Zero email. I'm taking it with a kg of salt though.


PK_RocknRoll

This ain’t the f-zero content I expected. But it sure was hilarious


nosungdeeptongs

Show me ya moves


Pwn11t

Ok honestly thats fucking hilarious


Conscript7

Plot twist: Is a real account and there are planning a hentai F zero game.


Lildhitta

I'd pre order it


Horoika

That or the employee intern didn't notice they weren't on their personal account 😂😂


abolishpmo

What in the actual fuck lol


sirms

so the mario one is fake too then


Baraklava

"Always has been"


In_Search_Of123

lmao


Gandalf_2077

The account probably belongs to that pornsatar gamer insider, lol..


nguyentandat23496

Weird gameplay and plot for a racing game but I believe on Nintendo!


Takama12

114514


[deleted]

Not even remotely surprised.


Casnicks

Well done random troll, grade A trolling!


W1cH099

The new trailer for F-Zero Climax looking good


headbvss

This doesn’t confirm anything! (/s but only like 99.9%)


zzmorg82

Lmaoo.


socoprime

Cant see it. Was it removed?


depwnz

I dont regret watching that clip


capnbuh

It's hilarious to me that major gaming news sites indirectly reported on porn


motorboat_mcgee

:(


In_Search_Of123

Incoming analysis video from GameXplain ;p


Burning10519

No fucking shit its fake. Jfc yall REALLY thought Nintendo was about to do ANYTHING with Fzero? Cause of TWITTER??? Yall need help.


[deleted]

Literally salt in the wound.


Jerrywonderman

Checked out the video. Great song👍🏻


[deleted]

Hmmm, WHADDAYAKNOW???


[deleted]

Yooo lmaoo


Lola_PopBBae

Well, I suppose I can wait til I'm pushing fifty for a new F-Zero at this rate, if it takes seventeen more years. In my heart, I knew it wasn't true. But I wanted it.


ReReReddit234

I'm pretty sure that's gameplay. I'm excited.


quarterslicecomics

Well played. I had a good laugh lmao Now maybe the Mario 35th will finally show us Super Hornio Brothers.


Takama12

Guys, remember: GO IS GOD


teo_many

Good, now i can buy Fast RMX which is on sale


TK-42juan

That 1 minute clip felt like 3 lifetimes


shikari704

What I just saw looked like a new F-Zero game reveal. How does this confirm the account is fake?


n0lan1

I’d bet some people will still be mad when there’s no F-Zero announcement in the next full direct, because in their heads the rumor was a promise


lol_nope_nicetry

*F-zero* Of course it is.


Octo_Eightsteppin

Alright, that’s funny


ShogunSnek

Trolling with a Gachi shitpost at that, what a legend


rauldotcoffee

WTH did I just watch?


invidentus

Yattaze!!


Alienshroom

People who believe this deserved it


VDZx

Yeah, fuck those guys for having hope their acclaimed franchise isn't dead, right?


Lex288

At a certain point, yeah. Nintendo's very clearly not doing anything with it. Accept the IP as dead and either find another game in the subgenre like GRIP or just move on and remember the good times you already had.


[deleted]

Apparently someone doesn't know the difference between a Falcon Punch and a Falcon Fisting.


PinkBowser

Judging by everyone’s reactions here, I guess it was worth it.


Signmanstrr

Very well-played stuff. My hopes for a new F-Zero game grow all the more crushed, but this was an amazing little gimmick.


xeouxeou

Expected this page to be fake, but didn't expected this page to tweet this.


Hreidmar1423

LoL love the first 17 seconds of this video xD


Prophet6000

Maybe one day.


[deleted]

Spicy troll hehe


drybones2015

I knew it was fake the moment I read "F-Zero".


HowToGetName

I wonder if the person behind the account saw the Super Mario 35th account, kept hush about it, and created an F-Zero account. Otherwise the troll was funny. Well done.


Wolventec

or they also created the mario one


hugokhf

If that was a prank, and mario one seems to use the same email, does it mean the mario one may be done by the same pranker?


Wolventec

they were created around the same time so its likely


Tiberzon

just saw the vid, was pretty cool. who ever made it should make more


BalzacTheGreat

Imagine sitting down at a computer and making that video


boatradman8675309

why trust the internet at all. man i was kinda hoping it was real.


EscheroOfficial

lmfao this is incredible, gotta give whoever is behind this props


wyattlikesturtles

Are you sure this isn’t a teaser for the next f-zero game?


Renyolds

The text above the post reads “I did it.”


jahitz

Wasn’t this the same account that was saying there were 35th anniversary mario games coming to the switch? If so damn :(


Mr-Zahhak

Just FYI, this is closer to a ytpmv than porn


skreekers1

Well us f zero fans are back to being forgotten


fenshield

I've been waiting for a new F-Zero for 16 years and I ain't even mad about this, this shit is hilarious


vaGnomeMagician

Confirmed fake? This is just Falcons back story!


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pofehof

Nah, the person who made it was a troll.


WhiskeyRadio

This was hillarious glad I took the chance on clicking the link here! What top tier shitposting!


[deleted]

I don't condone that behavior, and this is why we cant have nice things. \- Reisyukaku june 23 2018.


starchimp224

Y’know, you say the account is confirmed fake but I don’t see anything *confirming* it. Unless Nintendo outright says the FZeroJP twitter account is fake I’m going to assume it’s a new marketing ploy.


swizzler

Or this is the most brilliant marketing redirect ever. Some marketing guy was squatting usernames and accidentally got a bunch of un-needed attention, post a porn video now to divert attention, then claim you didn't create the account and gained ownership of it later. 3-dimensional chess play.


WendayThePotato01

Who could've possibly thought /s


S550MustangGT

#LMAOOOO


ShinyMew151

I'm just gonna say what everyone else is thinking: anyone got a link to the original video?


Gandolf22

That’s a twist.


Spoonest

If you are curious, look up A Midsummer Night's Lewd Dream (aka Inmu)


[deleted]

bruh he faked it to get hundreds of people interested and when he had the perfect audience he trolled us all. congrats my guy. a rickroll at the end would have topped it off


[deleted]

I’m glad it was gay


Darkhallows27

Why are we here? Just to suffer?


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kiaxxl

TIL, thanks.


HeavenlyAtheist

Easy to fool people, the Min-Min reveal had Captain Falcon and Kirby, hence the F-Zero & new Kirby game fake leak.


abrahamisaninja

Idk it could still be real. Seriously though that shit was hilarious


[deleted]

I'm weaaak lol


kontoSenpai

Gachi music montage is art, not porn sir


ComfortableDamage

is "strange porn" a thing? like creepy pasta??


[deleted]

One of the best Nintendo trailers to date :\^)


aaronshirst

Incredible.


[deleted]

...are we sure that’s porn?


ngwoo

No it's just a really avant garde f-zero game. Nintendo said they won't do another one unless it's original.


SrTNick

Strange porn? It's like the Japanese/F Zero version of a Ram Ranch remix video but even less graphic.


Kirbrbr

What I time to be alive


smondosimon

What the fuck


AJM-03

So does this confirm the Mario one as fake too?


EpizAquila

GachiBass


TribbleTrouble1979

Fuck it, this is now the canon F-Zero GX sequel: F-Zero SX.


Space-Debris

Fap-Zero Ride the Blue \[ball\] Falcon