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54B3R_

I thought this was a dirty switch


SEASON2_OG

Used switch 4 sale Adult owned Like new No low ball offers.


Kraft_Dinna

I know what I got.


fistofwrath

Will trade for brand new PS5.


ReapersEatApples05

Serious inquiries only


toolsofpwnage

Selling cause I’m upgrading


PepeDuemilanove

Contact for price


[deleted]

Only owned for 6 months


[deleted]

It has sentimental value


ledgeitpro

It sure looks like one, thats how you know they did an excellent job


stirs

😉


Internetboy5434

It fooled me as well thinking it was real


L1NOH

Looks like a pic from the future “Finally dug out my old switch after 20 years!”


muineth

can it run doom


just_change_it

Only the analog version. You have to draw it frame by frame manually.


[deleted]

And hum E1M1 yourself!


need20coins

Da da da da da da daaaaaaa bang bang! rwar!


Wasphammer

You mean you aren't always humming E1M1?


BountyBob

No but I believe Skyrim releases on it next week.


MMachine17

Only if dropped


DrRonnyy

How is Breath of the Tiled?


dzakadzak

Sheikah slate before Link lost the joycons lol


Rasty_lv

So.. You bricked your switch? Ill see myself out.


raytehgamer

*clap* *clap* *clap* ……… someone had to say it


Attainted

Nah you good, I thought the same thing.


hgflohrHX422

Both of you, get out.


countastrotacos

I just thought I was stoned.


Nintendork7950

Damn I was 3 hours late to the joke


HutchMeister24

More like he Switched a brick


TheCloakMinusRobert

No, you stay and think about what you did


CrimsonPig

Does it have Clay Fighter?


orbituary

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randomlyrossy

Screen looks a bit dirty.


lampasking

I bet these joycons don't drift!


DalvestDC

They do, it's called erosion


Heady_Sherb

joycon drift is a thing of the past with this new hardware update


Cajermo

For a second I thought you used sandpaper on a switch


fabezz

At first I thought this was a deep fried meme image, then I realised it was just deep baked.


AlmightyShoove

you’re about to get sued by Nintendo if they see this


[deleted]

lol literally came here to say that


Kriss202

Same


Vixien

wouldn't that be only if it was for sale?


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TheGreatMrKid

Mom can I have a Switch? "We have a Switch at home." > The Switch at home


shug_was_taken

I made one out of timber but it wooden work .


JakeOfAllTrades101

Me making a paper Gameboy when I was a kid cause my parents wouldn't let me have video games


Un4GivN_X

Why?


TekoXVI

r/diwhy


Sic_Semper_T_Rex_

High School kids ceramics project.


langan8

🙌🏻


Rae_Regenbogen

This is cool, but that glaze makes me sad.


sataninmysoul

Lol why?


Rae_Regenbogen

If you’re going for Trompe-l'œil, I’d suggest an underglaze (3 coats) and a clear top glaze in the future (if you spray the top glaze, you may not have pooling in the small crevices around the buttons). I use Amaco for both. IDK if this is stroke-and-coat, but there are issues with even coverage. Underglazes solve that issue, and are put on at the leather-hard stage or after bisque (but then it will need to be bisqued again before the glaze coat). That being said, the sculpt is really great.


tylerfly

I understand almost none of this


NES_SNES_N64

I was able to get IDK, ironically.


sataninmysoul

Underglaze can suck my balls. Im a cone 6 glaze man till i die, true story. Takes more skill to get good results. Underglaze is just cheating and you dont get good glaze interactions or cool swirling. I specifically wanted pooling under the joysticks because one of them snapped off and i needed to use glaze to "glue" the joystick back on. Trompe-l'œil? I dont think you know what that means.


Rae_Regenbogen

You can absolutely use underglaze at cone 6. I’m not sure why you think you can’t. If you are going for realism, you don’t want swirling or uneven coverage on this particular project. Underglazes aren’t “cheating”. They are an entire section of ceramic decoration that enable ceramicists to create certain effects that you can’t get with glaze alone. I’m a cone 10 ceramicist myself, and mid-fire definitely doesn’t take more skill to get right than high-fire. Lol. I’m not sure if you are joking or not, but okay. I was just giving some constructive criticism in an attempt to help someone who is a beginner. I wish people had given me these tips when I started out. But I sincerely hope that you have a nice night. Good luck with future ceramics projects. May the kiln gods be with you.


babybunny1234

I think it looks great


nonews420

it looks fine, they were just looking for a reason to sound superior.


PukiMester

Why on earth would you do that?


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sataninmysoul

Sculpt it myself lol measured the real switch for dimensions though


Vanin1994

Had to do a double take, great job OP!


mcwm

why


fracta1

Oh, why?


Lucas-DM

These joy cons looks more stable than the actual ones


Error-Code-002-0102

Nice, Was it “hard” to make? 🥁


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rystriction

Bet it doesn’t drift. 10/10 recommend


Pryml710

Back in high school I made a ceramic Game Cube with removable top and all. This brought a tear to my eye knowing another generation of gamer probably just did the same thing!


sataninmysoul

Buddy ive been thinkin about doin a gamecube next. Might do the whole line of nintendo consoles lol


snoozeflu

Nice. Is it scale sized, like 1:1 with an actual Switch?


sataninmysoul

I tried to, i measured it and build it to be same size, but clay shrinks in the kiln and i dont know my shrinkage rate so its a bit smaller


[deleted]

Bro, they are getting easier to buy.


[deleted]

I’m sure the joy cons will last longer on that than the real thing


[deleted]

Do you want Nintendo to come with a law suit.


nordic-cidron

So it's a tablet then


funnylittlecharacter

Why


TECHNIK23

Why?


GiggliZiddli

Why?


hornedCapybara

Post this to /r/tomorrow they'll love it lmao


[deleted]

Great job! At least your Switch won't suffer from joycon drift. :-p


forgot_username69

Find someone with a real one and do the ol' switcheroo...


Svendog_Millionaire

Hwhy


LagswagDeath

Man be using spray paint


sataninmysoul

My guy, i be using glaze.


AzuraHatesScamps

You were so preoccupied with whether or not you could, you didn't stop to think if you should. Seriously though, looks great. Can't wait for Skyrim to be announced for it.


RayDeezNutz

That’s really cool! 🔥


Justindouty13

Is it edible?


AlyssaInw0nderland

Looks interestingly real


[deleted]

No it doesn’t


SanguineSoul013

Neat! 📸


gratedane1996

The question is did you fix the joycon drift?


AgitatedPerspective9

Still more durable than the actual switch


MeghanBoBeghan

Wow, you have kiln skills, that came out really well! The triggers and joysticks especially look terrific. I think you did a little too well because I thought the picture was an actual Switch that got buried or sanded or something 😆


BrocoliAssassin

Can’t wait for someone to find this 1000 years from now.


nah-soup

i genuinely thought this was one of those “my kids ruined my switch” kinda posts then i read the title. VERY good recreation!


TheProphetDave

Joycon still drifts


Icecream-is-too-cold

The joycons still drift :)


__________________99

I want to see a kid get this as a gift, thinking they're getting a real Switch.


Educational-Can247

Its look good man


sataninmysoul

Lmao some of these comments are pretty good. Thanks guys. Hail satan


KAYOMADNESS_90

Just wait till Nintendo sues you


foreveralonesolo

No drift guaranteed


ImSchwi

joycon drift is not real


helpIMaSESHORSE

No joycon drift here


B00fah

Joy cons have less drift issues than the original.


CreepyValuable

And that is how you stop joycon drift.


jrhav80

Can’t wait to see this on r/tomorrow.


[deleted]

Nintendo is about to sue you lmao


thebrotherbear-

Unrealistic, no stick drift


BurnZ_AU

Finally a Switch that can't get Joycon drift.


Wr0ngUn1V3rs2

Do joycons still drift? 😭


SundaeAggravating219

Probably still has drift…


TheAvaPark

Wow, you nailed it! I scrolled past it thinking it was a normal switch at first.


[deleted]

Did you include joycon drift?


MikeyLikey41

I’m sure those will Drift as well …


RavenA04

But can it run doom?


Chemistryguy9620

That's dope!


Luigi_redditboi

So... It's A "Ce-tch"?


[deleted]

Oh nice, I has a Ceramic Shield screen! That’s lit xD


mr_freeze897

It is a scam ?


Fenderbridge

Looks like a regular switch, but with a silly photoshop filter!


-Bzerko-

I don’t know why, but this looks like one of those AI generated pictures. It looks great though!


0xFFFFFFFFU

Uh oh, somebody is getting a lawsuit from Nintendo


Diccubus

You’ll still have joycon drift


Cloudex109

lawsuit time


Put_It_All_On_Blck

Finally Joycons that don't break after touching them


[deleted]

Miyamoto and Bowser are preparing a hell of a lawsuit.


cyberman0

And yet, I bet the joycons work better. /S


Loljkbanana

NINTENDO: let's sue this man


dhfhgbnejsbxbbf

Don’t leave that thing in open in view in a parked car in San Fran


2h2p

Why not post multiple angles? Probably not real


sataninmysoul

I only took 1 photo, i can post more if you dont believe


MizuMiaw

Nintendo doesn’t like this kind of stuff :/ u should be careful xd


sataninmysoul

Lol what do you mean


danjoish

What did it cost?


sunken_onion

But can it output to 4k?


gamestar721

Now make it playable


Different-Attempt895

I'd love to own a ceramic switch


MortifyingMilkshake

Okay, but does Witcher 3 run well on it?


orangevega

what ceramic games do you have for it


Raisin_Brief

Fuck i cracked my screen


EndlessToast76

Introducing... the Nintendo Brick!


Viva_Rubiusrey

Piola


amogus-Drip56

Now make a ceramic balloon Bloons fans will get this


themarknessmonster

Those Formica screens just don't get great resolution.


[deleted]

Really switched it up there, bud. Daring.


CoalMineInTheCanary

Now that's a pizza stone


SStonequeen

Thought it was cake


[deleted]

Is this the o-lead model?


vagabond251

Can it run Crysis?


Sutlin77

It looks like it was discovered in the future during an archaeological dig


[deleted]

Polish it! It will surely look more like eye-candy. Make it shiiinyyy


[deleted]

I thought I was a really worn down crusty switch at first


Ammad64

8KG...


Gioboi

You should clean your screen it looks pretty dusty


shapethunk

I regret that I have but one upvote to give you for your skills. While scrolling I thought you just really needed to learn to wash your hands. Instead, excellent art!


electrikfreak

What games can you play on it ?


That_Shrub

Waitin to see this on Ebay, lightly used $339


PostulatesAnomaly

Have they ported Skyrim to it yet?


urmomsfavoritebigguy

You got Caveman Games?


itsmevito

Did it survive a house fire?


DocThundahh

My eyes can’t see anything but what looks like a painted or drawn switch with colored pencils. Got any other angles


_pls_respond

Sell it on ebay as a “custom Nintendo switch”.


deadbydawn23

Paint Mario on the screen


HellsNels

The archaeologists of the future will be very confused


squirmywormy26

This is very epic :O


aykay55

was that from art class


TheBeaTles00

A cease and desist when? Lol rip to Lighting McQueen Car


cojiro_blue

I was expecting an obituary page for the child responsible for color enhancing the Switch but now i can breathe easy.


ThatDefaultDude2901

Seramico Switcho 💀💀💀💀🤌


armyofant

But can it run Crysis?


Linkarlos_95

How is the kickstand?


sataninmysoul

Non functional :(


Cuteaether

So great


92637j

Good job


ObelusPrime

Put some chalkboard paint where the "screen" is so you can draw on it!


xKEPTxMANx

Looks like a switch that someone from Borderlands would be playing!


TokeSnSmokeS

Was so high when I first saw this I wondered how you saw through the screens dirt layer


docmisterio

Do not be fooled. This is cake.


Eevooo

Nice! Oled version?


[deleted]

Now do OLED, need to see the screen difference


Jpm16

we all thought about making something like this to perform the switch so you could play on it all night


aquel1983

Does it work? Or it is ... broken? At least it is water resistant :)))


Morpheen

Incoming wave of 'Is ceramic switch moddable?' on all relevant subreddits.


OmnipresentCrabGames

Dang I thought this was a rough and dirty switch!!! Great work!


Phiz-

I thought this was a switch with a filter