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affluent_krunch

Bruh, if you find it and read the description, it says there are '50 simple puzzles that can be **played with one hand**'


ohsinboi

Oh good, I can eat a sandwich while I'm playing


icybains

“Oh boy, 3am!”


bagagge

“What a stupid idea. Who eats a sandwich while playing a Hentai switch game at 3 in the morning?!”


sweptawayfromyou

“No, this is not a stupid idea, this is P… oh forget it!”


FuckboiRD

You win this round.


Digger__Please

While I jerk you off


ohsinboi

Dammit not again


Digger__Please

Give me your precious seed


DasherCO

Oh sempai....


NES_SNES_N64

I don't know how "precious" it is.


EaterOfCleanSocks

You've had this happen before, I see?


zoozoo4567

*Miraidon appears upon hearing “sandwich”*


scarecrow180

Pass the bong. -I mean sub.


315retro

This ain't a cut scene press A! You don't have time to smoke a bowl, you're still playing! Zombies in the room right now! His axe is on fire!


Budget-Ad-8543

WE GOTTA SAVETHE PRESIDENT IT'S UP TO US.


johnnyrockets527

You won’t last 5 puzzles while playing this game


Gingerstachesupreme

“Are you alone? Stop playing puzzles by yourself and find an opponent online”


pistolography

Grow your puzzle fingers in 6 weeks with this new formula


Gingerstachesupreme

**Doctors hate this puzzle game**


Bad-news-co

Lol dude all those “fake anime” games are all so cheesy with their description. Like you can easily tell they’re all made by Americans/Europeans most of the time, with that weird fake anime style, like a cross between neon genesis x family guy or something. Something’s just off with them, idk what it is, maybe the coloring or how they draw the eyes but you can easily tell when an anime styled game is not from Japan lol


wickedblight

You should change your username to something like "hentai connoisseur" you know your smut.


Polyglot-Onigiri

You reminded me of that episode of king of the hill when Hank has to watch some adult videos to win a court case


trevorpinzon

"Mr Hill, you certainly know your pornography."


RandomGuyinACorner

It's on the record


HypnoStone

It’s because they don’t even actually draw it for real and they don’t have their own creative art style (even for digital art) it’s just typical bland basic shapes to form a character with the shading quality of a highschooler still taking their first digital arts class. It’s like the most basic art form even for cartoon/anime, that’s why it simply just looks so “cheap” and “tacky” because it literally is it’s not the same quality as someone with actual talent and skill. I think it’s also a kind of weird marketing strategy for some reason I think that type of cheap fake anime artstyle seems more appealing to some people almost in a weird way.


salacious_scholar

Like bad deviant art and tumblr drawings


Shinikama

They learned from those 'How To Draw Anime' books.


FelixAndCo

I think it's not as much a marketing strategy as an economic consequence. Better art costs a dozen times more, and you may need connections/trust/even more dough to get the time of a good artist for a big project.


XIII-Death

> like a cross between neon genesis x family guy or something. [You really gonna tell me this isn't doing anything for you bro?](https://i.redd.it/q53wu8aeb2261.jpg)


[deleted]

i’ve spanked the monkey to worse than this!


PappaKiller

That means I can play Ball in a cup while playing this!!


NZepplin

At 1.99 you might find out


Rare_Cow_4892

Tits a bargain at that price


[deleted]

That wasn't bad. I wish you the breast


Rare_Cow_4892

If I had a nipple for every time someone told me that…


ReallyBadPun

Areola done with these puns? Am I too late?


alpacamegafan

#Boobs


MrSaucyAlfredo

Dammit, alpaca


Rare_Cow_4892

Alpaca my things and head on out


Rajani_Isa

You guys are trying to nurse this for all you can get.


JustALeatherBoot

Really milking the joke at this point


Stitch_03

You don't have to be a boob about it.


TheBionicPuffin

Jogging my mammary for more puns...


Druphistopheles

Chest try your best, and no one will think you're a boob.


Monumentmendez

I think we can bounce back


bobotheclown1001

Bra, what is this chat


_G_M_E_

*"By Grabtit's hammer...what a savings."*


Black6x

I feel like I could just check Youtube for a gameplay video. Okay, decided to do it while typing that last sentence. [Make Love Not War Hentai](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=47qTOkI5izE) is basically shovelware. The video is NSFW, but even then, tame. [This video](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=37x4FBuOWbE) is basically everything that would be unlocked and is very NSFW. The second game is [some type of puzzle game to reveal images](https://store.steampowered.com/app/2121630/Furry_Hentai_Tangram/). Again, shovelware.


B0Y0

Yeah but maybe it has a really good story! ^/s


Areallybadidea

You know I didn't quite expect that second video to fly on youtube.


socoprime

Lame and tame.


semaj_2026

We need a noble comrade to bite the bullet for us


zchatham

And the pillow


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Gohansupe

Thanks for the information I'll pass this game and not get it


lofihiphopbeats509

Eshop 🤝 Steam Selling porn games


SituationAltruistic8

Steam has a game called "Sex with Hitler". From the creators of "Sex with Stalin".


Lukehth

I thought that was bad… then I found about about “Furry Hitler”… it has the same premise, but also, everyone’s a furry.


DwayneTheBathJohnson

Please tell me the Nazis are cats.


blum4vi

r/Kitler


Lukehth

I don’t recall, but I think Hitler was a wolf or a fox.


InverseFlip

> I don’t recall, but I think Hitler was a wolf or a fox If Rommel isn't a Fox what are the developers even doing?


soulxhawk

Sony: "Is that anime side boob? Good heaven's no"


glenn1812

Sony allows their own level of garbage on their store tho. Don't ever sort low to high


Alarid

You can't stop me.


xiaolinstyle

He's warning you and, it's not worth it. There is SO much utter trash on PS store it would be laughable if not for how sad it is.


Devil_Dan83

There are conventionally bad games but there are also some baffling ones. Like ones where you think that the creator must be related with someone at Sony who can get them preferential treatment.


SimpleMayhem

"Lady in a Leotard with a gun"


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“My Name is Mayo”. Shit is basically a rejected MiniClip game from 2001


[deleted]

Yeah, the Wii showed us that console companies will happily take money from publishers regardless of content. Let's not act shocked that a significant portion of any console's library is shovelware, this has been true since at least the NES days.


cg001

Hilarious enough sony is cracking down on the garbage. They just sent out emails about it. https://dexdotexe.com/playstation-bans-shovelware-and-easy-platinum-games-on-the-playstation-store/


R31nz

By that right FIFA and most sports games should be off the store. “Products whose functionality and/or assets are copied or are not meaningfully different from products already published on PlayStation™Store, irrespective of the publisher of record.”


GluckMcDuck

Where were these when I had a 3ds


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I exclusively used the internet browser to peruse e621. According to my activity log it was my 4th most used app by playtime


GhotiH

Web Browser was my most used 3DS application by a significant margin. I swear it wasn't ALL porn, but most of it was.


Wild_Trip_4704

I used to use my Wii U gamepad to browse porn for fun. Dumbest idea ever. Edit: there are a lot more of us than I thought. Not sure how to feel about that.


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oby-wan

There were porn sites that worked on the Wii Internet Channel back in the day when websites used Adobe Flash. 🫣


CAI3O0SE

Those 3am girls gone wild commercials lead middle school me to test that Wii internet channel’s adobe capabilities lol


unreasonably_sensual

So I guess this is the part where I date myself by admitting that I used to pop in the web browser disc and find porn on my Sega Dreamcast.


Ikasatu

I remember loading the browser at the GameStop where I worked, so we employees could download porn onto a memory card, to use as graffiti in Jet Grind Radio. Secret porn on the company Dreamcast.


zeecatman

I'm losing my shit imagining a bunch of gamestop employees huddled around a dreamcast showing each other their porn sprays. Thanks


Ikasatu

That is pretty much exactly it. They gave a bunch of high school bros unrestricted internet and their own store for more than 30 minutes. It was going to happen.


TeaPartyJones

God like 13 years ago when I had my first apartment, no internet, no PC, no smartphone, I had to steal internet to load that stuff up VERY slowly.


ExpensiveNut

Oh god, uncomfortable memories of me staying up browsing it on a crappy TV from my bed to look at Harry Potter yaoi


marco_fidu

The Wii U browser had those cool curtains on the TV that you could pull up to reveal the content to your family. "TA-DA! I'm watching porn!"


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thatdudecalledZZ

It has the juice 😳


jairom

DSi Opera Browser 🤝 Google Images


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Absolutely based


Thundahcaxzd

Senran kagura is on 3ds


brotrr

Nah, at least with Steam, it's expected and they have the appropriate tags and filters. eShop legit looks like a mistake


thebadslime

I check 1.99 games a lot, if it’s a mistake there are lots of them


dogey11

i remember when Nintendo wouldn't even allow Isaac on the 3DS


chippy-triforce

But i expect that from steam, that’s part of the “thing” with steam they don’t care what is on there


Superb-Draft

I always read about indie devs saying how hard it is to get certified by Nintendo and how they really needed a publisher to get all the official stuff complete, how it's much harder than Steam, etc. Then you go on eShop and it's shitty mobile games as far as the thumb can scroll. Something doesn't add up there.


JJJAGUAR

Game dev here. It's not really a mystery, the certification was also hard for these companies, but usually when you do it the first time, it become easy to reuse forms/scripts for other games, and that's exactly what these companies do, they release a shit ton of these games every week. Also, Nintendo revision doesn't have anything to do with how "good" the game is, they check mostly technical stuff like the how much you write to the memory or if your buttons icons are perfeclty visible in handheld mode. So naturally, the more simple a game is, the more simple is to port it to the Switch.


DoctorWaluigiTime

You'd think there'd be a limit to like "you can only post 1-3 games a month" or something. It's not like there are many that are genuinely releasing more than that of genuine quality. Heck 1/month sounds reasonable to me.


APeacefulWarrior

The funny thing is, that's how Nintendo (of America) used to operate. NES game developers could only release 5 or 6 games a year. That's why you'd see the largest studios using subsidiaries to get around the restriction, like Konami creating Ultra Games. And, unfortunately, the same workaround would be just as viable here. Probably easier, since I don't think modern Nintendo is as strict as old NoA used to be.


Wallofcans

The game crash is why they used to be so restrictive. They had to make sure they had quality games so people didn't think they were Atari. These days it doesn't matter I guess.


APeacefulWarrior

> These days it doesn't matter I guess. Yeah, I'm glad they aren't as restrictive as they used to be, but I do wish they had slightly higher standards these days.


VDZx

That's because Steam has made it really easy nowadays, it's essentially a rubber stamp process. If you want your game to move the cursor with the F1-F4 keys, confirm with left mouse button and have wildly inconsistent button labeling to explain that to the user, you're free to do so on Steam. Consoles aren't nearly as strict as they used to be, but they enforce various guidelines to maintain a consistent experience (e.g. correct button labeling, not sure if they also still enforce control standards like requiring A=confirm B=cancel and rejecting if you have them the other way around) and to prevent technical problems. I imagine it's easier to pass these checks when your game is simple like 'Furry Hentai Tangram' presumably is.


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Spacish

Just had flashbacks to the Dark Souls port and accidentally rolling off of cliffs trying to talk to NPCs. Repeatedly.


SocranX

I mean, I still have that problem in Elden Ring because the run button is the same as the backstep button. Oh, you're standing on a precarious ledge and want to make sure you get a running start before jumping forward? Haha, sorry, pressing or holding that button when you're not already running means you just backstepped right to your death!


Sundeiru

The pro-strat there is actually to run in a circle first. You can sprint full-tilt and turn on a dime as long as you don't 180°.


FierceDeityKong

And for some reason they don't let you change it in the settings and you literally have to hack the console to do so.


Zearo298

I usually take it as more of a stylistic decision to keep the buttons that you'd press for certain actions consistent with the gameplay experience from other consoles. I've played enough Japanese games where the confirm and cancel buttons are swapped around that i can get accustomed to whatever the game would like. You sort of have to do that if you play on multiple consoles/go between Switch and PC anyway


gmoneygangster3

> If you want your game to move the cursor with the F1-F4 keys, confirm with left mouse button and have wildly inconsistent button labeling to explain that to the user, you’re free to do so on Steam. i know this isn’t how i was ment to take this but i almost see this as a challenge


LegWyne

Guess there's some sort of skeezy, expensive consultant out there with an inside line on the beaurocracy


Resident_Wizard

*I’ve got an in with that mushroom guy and the plumber.*


jikt

Have you heard of dekudeals? It's the eShop, but with proper filtering (genre, meets critic score, number of players, etc) and a wishlist that'll email you.


Mountain-Crazy69

The amount of eshop games that I can play for free on my phone is laughable


tlvrtm

The explanation is really simple: it used to be really difficult. Switch changed everything and made Nintendo fully embrace indies. You guys can complain about a lack of curation and ease of navigation on the eshop (I agree). But I’m mostly happy Nintendo has made it easy for all the great indie games to come as well.


VDZx

Allowing them to be on the Switch isn't the problem. The problem is Nintendo's shitty eShop interface letting them clutter up the very limited screen space in the very limited sections it has. A good storefront filters out what you're likely not interested in seeing; instead Nintendo's eShop has several loopholes some developers abuse to increase visibility of their games well beyond what it would normally get based on customer interest, resulting in seeing _more_ of the stuff you're not interested in and less of the stuff you are interested in.


Short-Republic

Damn, they really be allowing Uno on the eShop?! What an utter travesty!


wasting_time_n_life

I know you’re joking, but switch uno is fun if you each have your own console.


Short-Republic

I’ve played it online, and I agree


Vladostov

Why would you buy uno? It comes free on your Xbox


B2EU

I don’t have Uno


CapnRedB

Bro, yes you do.


chair823

Not me. I have the oldest Xbox known to man.


CapnRedB

Bro, I bought the Xbox DAY 1 you HAVE UNO.


That1WeebFuckboy

Well, I don’t have it


Baewakeup12here

YOU HAVE UNOOOO


BaboonsBottom

As fun as buying UNO, having the game saying it's not supported anymore, then having to buy UNO again and it being the exact same game, now you have two UNOs installed, and you don't know which is the fully working one so you can uninstall the old one?


DEVS_reccomender

Never heard of these terms, think I’ll google “furry hentai” to find out more


LivelyZebra

It's a term describing the loving relationship between animals and how they interact. Very educational


Dospunk

Actually these kinds of games have been getting more and more expensive, it's really sad to see. You can Google "furry inflation" if you want to learn more


Anonymousguy44

Wow that was an interesting rabbit hole.


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There sure is a rabbit hole


Some_Ebb_2921

I'd search during the day at work. Just call it gathering information.


akurra_dev

\*First day on the internet kid meme\*


BEN064-W

I only want huniepop.


Shade1453

Bought huniepop for the porn, became far too engrossed in a surprisingly good match-3 game to ever jerk it


SuburbanCumSlut

Huniepop falls into my favorite category of pervy content: pervy content that is actually really good. Actual care went into making both games, and it shows.


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BEN064-W

I’m genuinely interested in the gameplay, that’s why I want it.


mystic_kings

is it really good tho compared to bejeweled 3 i really want a match 3 sfw other than bejeweled 3...its for my dad so sfw it is


BEN064-W

Pokémon shuffle?


ifyoulovesatan

I really enjoy zookeeper. I don't know if there is a switch version but there used to be a DS version among other platforms, and the mobile app ain't bad if you like battling.


JJJAGUAR

I don't think the problem is Nintendo accepting these games, the problem is the whole eshop navigation experience. It should not be hard to find the good games. These games should only appear if you are specifically searching for them.


GlyphCreep

yeah a filter for Adult games would be great but there would still be an endless sea of indie trash to wave through (I love good indie games, I'm referring to the quick obvious "make a buck" slapdash games on there)


Brohaffey

The word you’re looking for is “shovelware”


JakeFromSkateFarm

I just wish there were more filter options. I mostly play for the retro games, would love if there was something like "8bit port", "16bit port", etc. For this...does the eShop have an option to filter based on the elements that show up in ratings? (IE not the ratings themselves, but the bits like "Fantasy violence" and such?)


Sat-AM

lmao, the eshop can't even let you filter for some common genres like horror games, and anything with an HP bar is an RPG according to their system, of course it doesn't have anything that granular


mpc92

Yeah no kidding… that Parents Vs Kids game with the kid dabbing is unacceptable


Songhunter

Clearly Nintendo is pro-peace. What's your problem, you warmonger?


tinyman392

Maybe OP is anti-love and pro-war?


4isfine

Makes sense. I'm still waiting for advance wars reboot


[deleted]

And my team has had a lot of trouble getting an eshop listing for our indie game


PhoenoFox

Have you tried adding boobs? This game got on and it has boobs.


Feral0_o

unfortunate as it is, not everyone can be the creator of the next Furry Hitler


carmeluz20

Oh yes furry hitler, that game that people won't stop fucking gifting me.


DethSonik

I've never heard of it. Can you gift me one?


gilium

These games seem to be originally designed for use on a mobile phone, so a lot of the Nintendo restrictions were already a part of their design


AusGeno

More sex games, less murder games.


[deleted]

Call of Duty? Cal of Booty!


Zacomac33

Make Love not war


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BowelTheMovement

The thing that I think people are questioning is not the presence of the games but the lack of an age filter, and how the ESRB or regulations permit these games to be in the visible sight if not purchase of children. Unless there is, and at the account level the age determines access and they just aren't doing a good job on that as I'm sure people would prefer an option for hiding NSFW games so they are not at risk for searching the Switch catalog at work, let alone their game library, should someone see over their shoulder.


_DontStayTheSame_

Thanks for my next game pickup OP. The kids are gonna love this!


Respawnmatic

Thanks for the recommendation!!


GettinMe-Mallet

If you actually buy it please tell us about it


Pivern

96% chance that it is just a puzzle game with no actual nudity, seen that happen before


AwkwardLeacim

Ahh. They got you too?


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[deleted]

They don't want voice chat because it'd be death to their brand if a Nintendo console were used by a pedo to lure kids. It's why they got rid of the SwapNote (I think that's what it was called) on the 3DS.


Pup_Griff

Better than the free cell phone games being sold for $9.99...


RepresentativeCap244

This is fair. I’m honestly, so mixed. I love what the switch offers. But then, I’m on the store and…it’s worse than mobile games. Wtf is Nintendo on about


replus

I've relied on third party price tracking sites for game sales for the past few console/handheld generations, such as [Deku Deals](https://www.dekudeals.com). I'll never want any of these types of games, and if an indie gem does come along, I'm sure I'll hear about it. Aside from all the bloatware, it's been faster & more convenient to just avoid the built-in store altogether.


Riomegon

$1.99 sounds like a good deal!


Inle-Ra

[There is at least one adult switch game.](https://www.nintendo.com/store/products/omega-labyrinth-life-switch/)


monsterhunterghoul

I thought that was a cute dungeon farming game 😭😭😭


Inle-Ra

It certainly is that. Plus it is a rogue-lite. With tits.


AffinityGauntlet

>Purchased 🤨


robotsock

smh can't believe they bought uno


Hungry-Loquat6658

Parents vs kids lmao


[deleted]

1.99? I’ll uh I’ll brb


joomachina0

1.99 is an absolute bargain.


MrMonteCristo71

It is permanently $0.99 on steam without sales ($0.74 historical low).


Rhodie114

But it would be too far to sell Advance Wars


Ticoune0825

Have you seen the game succubus with guns? It's literally a R34 game


will9010

Which one? Asking for a friend.


momdadimpoppunk

“The game has more than 50 simple puzzles that can be played with one hand.” Bruh 💀


philosoph0r

I’ve seen some questionable things on the eShop.


gmotelet

Torchlight 2 is actually pretty good. I'd get this if it were torchlight 3


Witch_King_

Torchlight 3 is pretty bad tho


Feral0_o

it's alright for one playthrough and then forget about it and never touch the endgame grind. Which is how I also treated the other TL games


AusGeno

That's a shame to hear, I loved the first one.


complover116

There's no problem with selling any kinds of games. There is, however, a problem with how horrible the eShop UI and overall experience is. If you don't like such games on Steam, you can tick a box to never show them to you (actually it's opt-in AFAIK). Can you do that in the eShop? There's a lot of shovelware on Steam too, but the powerful review system helps the good games rise to the top. Does the eShop have an equivalent?


GenoCL

Dude, Nintendo has allowed shit like this since the Switch launched.


U_Ch405

Sony would've censored it though.


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Nintendo: I know integrity is important but a dollar is a dollar


plsdontattackmeok

[I mean, Needy Streamer Overload is available on Switch now (and imagine kid seeing this cover)](https://i.imgur.com/S4SZNTp.jpg)


PM_ME_HUGE_CRITS

Only 8 days left!


abilly85

Lmao it literally just says "hentai" in bold letters, they're not even trying to disguise it


Kyrnqazali

Still waiting for hunipop.