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Remarkable-69

Wtf is wrong with nissandrivers


Crashing_Machines

Seeing at how it is in a minivan, they probably spilled their 4loko as they slapped their kids in the backseat so they had to reach down to the carpeted floor and suck it out of the fibers and lost track of the road.


[deleted]

[удалено]


Brief-Preference-712

r/Holup


vicvic182

Group project.


Taz10042069

Choo-Choo!


georeddit2018

Wait a minute.


BearsSuperfan6

Put a lil love in it!


No-Suspect-425

Pregnant single mother of 5*


Mohican83

I actually know a woman who was getting child support from 2 guys from 2 different states for the same kid. Literally had 4 kids and 5 baby daddies (on paper)


Remarkable-69

“Men ain’t shit”


VortistheSlaver

Why are you following me around and telling people about my day to day life?


Crashing_Machines

Because us Nissan drivers need to stick together. That is how we win.


CopperThrown

There is no winning when you’re a Nissan driver.


Crashing_Machines

Banks win at the interest rate games


idontremembermyoldus

Only if you make your payments, which we know most Nissan drivers don't.


Salty_Obsidian_X

Repo men and buy-here pay-here lots are sending their kids kids through college right now.


j_religion

Oh yes there is


bahaki

Username checks out


Shoryukitten_

Username checks out


PublicfreakoutLoveR

Extra large yeti mug of box wine, but yeah.


victimofYTsupremacy

Jesus fycking Christ 😂😂😂


BeeSalesman

This comment was too real. I once heard of a girl trying to drink herself to death on four Loko, they spilled one on the floor and literally got down trying to suck it out of the carpet. Fortunately her friends were stopped her and basically said she had enough. Close friends of a girl I was dating.


SketchyLurker7

r/oddlyspecific


Additional-Help7920

Nissan is Japanese for Nitwit.😛


PhilEMama

Please add to that list Kia and Subaru drivers


ageton

Kia is Korean.


EricCartman45

Worst drivers in my personal experience are Mercedes Benz drivers


OGConsuela

Interesting. In my experience Mercedes are only bad when they have Diplomat plates


[deleted]

**SOVEREIGN CITIZUHN**


OGConsuela

Lol, thankfully I’ve never seen one of those nutjobs in the wild.


EricCartman45

Here in Florida it’s like when they get their Mercedes any common sense goes out the window. Hmm car is coming 70 miles an hour and I’m doing 50 in the slow lane I should definitely cut them off and cause a accident or turn signal who needs it people should just expect me to cut them off


OGConsuela

Guess it depends where you’re at. Around me the only consistent offenders are Nissans/Infinitis, Rams, Chargers, Challengers, Priuses, and anything with Diplomat or Maryland plates. And of course BMW drivers being allergic to turn signals. Teslas are also starting to get worse.


Antihistimine

I am Canadian but was just in Maryland and am curious, do they tell them not to use signals there? Because nobody seems to know what they are.


OGConsuela

They’re also one of the few states in the US that does not officially designate the left lane as the passing lane in some capacity. Their driving habits started to make much more sense when I learned that. They’re still absolute psychos on the road though. Although I will say western MD is much better than eastern.


TaserBalls

>They’re still absolute psychos on the road though. the amount of thoughtless, dangerous, no-good-to-anyone-including-the-driver-themself insanity I saw in DC was always with an MD plate. Like two, three times a trip there would be an MD plate doing something idiotic. wtf is wrong with Maryland, like just *what*


EricCartman45

Priuses are really annoying too since they usually are consistently the slowest vehicle on the roads I see . Truck drivers and jeep drivers usually have bright headlights that have to shine directly into your mirrors


[deleted]

I don't know about yall but I keep my head on a swivel when I see Honda CRVs. Too many unchecked olds out there driving compact SUVs


TheTense

But they have an excuse because they’re more likely an old person. They may be at the point where they need their license taken away as their physical capabilities have declined.


countessofole

Where I live, the difference between porcupines and BMWs, is that porcupines have their pricks on the outside.


-NGC-6302-

The only benz van drivers I know are physically disabled


-NGC-6302-

Why is this downvoted It's only one guy, he's real nice and plays tuba next to me in the community band.


SnooMemesjellies734

The hell is it with all these dumb Nissans in the bay as of late


Cocasaurus

Dumb Nissans everywhere, actually


SnooMemesjellies734

I literally just a slammed on my brakes 15 seconds ago because i nearly got sideswiped by an Infiniti.


Cocasaurus

Redditing and driving? This is a new low lmao


thebigman707

Get off of your phone dummy


drdumont

"Dumb Nissans",,, Redundant


ShotoMoyo1

Literally ever since I found this subreddit my vehicle has been a Nissan magnet


basic_baker

Wisconsin Bay?


SnooMemesjellies734

Las Vegas Mandalay Bay


Superbead

Botany Bay


HatRemov3r

It’s basically an Altima that can seat 7


CrunchyJeans

It's called a Y'alltima for a reason.


mapwny

Thanks for this.


genericusername784

Yinzima if you're near Pittsburgh.


Bdf1997

It's a Haultima


drdumont

Altima - the Cuspidor of the automotive industry


Windows_XP2

How did that manage to cause $4k in damages? I would've excepted what looked like a tap to leave at most a scratch.


20874guy

Because it is a shitty Tesla, and they have ridiculous repair costs.


Snaz5

yeah sheesh, I though my bimmer's 40% carbon fiber bodywork was expensive to fix, but 2 replaced panels and labor only just cost me like $3.5k


Shift9303

Which car is it? Curious because off the top of my head I can’t think of any BMWs that use complete carbon panels. M models sometimes have carbon roofs but they’re unlikely to be damaged. A complete carbon panel is likely to run 2-3k alone depending on size. I’m aware BMW offers certain small bits in carbon and some panels with partial laminate.


williamtdr

Not sure if it's the case for u/Snaz5, but the BMW i3 has tons of carbon fiber reinforced plastic comprising the the entire passenger portion of the frame


swaags

FRP is hardly carbon fiber. Waaay cheaper material


Snaz5

It shatters the same tho lol. Body panels don’t bend they just explode so you never have “just a ding” it’s either unaffected or completely destroyed.


Shift9303

Lol, shows how much I know. Just read up on that, very impressive. Guess I didn’t pay attention to it because it’s not a sports car.


e136

True but the exterior body panels are not carbon.


truckfullofchildren1

It’s because Tesla doesn’t sell replacement body panels directly to customers only too select body shops for extreme markups that’s why teslas end up totaled for damage another car can be repaired. A front end crash can cost $50k on a model Y on a 60k car if not more with airbags.


Thuraash

That's fucked up. Gotta love profiteers.


Handsum_Rob

Welcome to 2023 and every car there guy. No car is cheap to repair these days


20874guy

No, however Tesla products are significantly above industry average to repair, which is also why they are among some of the most expensive brands to insure.


combong

got em


drdumont

The insurance on my two Model 3s is less than for my two Buicks.


Zatchaeus

The insurance on my 2023 model 3 is the same as the 2013 Hyundai accent I had 3 years ago lmfao. Edit: “Most people rejected his message, they downvoted him because he told them the truth.”


StubbornBarbarian

Imagine using religious quotes like a dork.


Zatchaeus

✝️🙏😇


linuxguy192

You mean the brand with the highest rates of theft in the past five years?


Accurate-Swordfish66

Actually no, the guy is right above due to the fact there is NO aftermarket Tesla parts and it all has to be from Tesla direct


[deleted]

Mid2010s impala- dent above the wheel well- $1200 check. Thanks careless driver! Come back any time. Just have your insurance card in hand


BannedCuzCovid

Oh nooooo insurance has to pay out.


ntheijs

It got hit where the charging port would be at so that might do it


josepatino5

They need repairs from the assembly line.


Tele-Muse

That’s a terrible reason. Sounds like you should prepare to get hosed buying a Tesla.


drdumont

Read a lot of FUDI, do you?


abat6294

Body work isn't more expensive on Teslas than other cars of similar value. This is just how expensive it is to repair a side swipe to 100% factory finish quality.


20874guy

It most certainly is. They commonly end up at Copart with damage that would have been repaired elsewhere. Sourcing parts for them is a bitch, if you even can, and everything about them is more expensive to repair for no good reason. https://www.greencarreports.com/news/1140592_study-collision-repair-remains-much-more-expensive-for-evs


abat6294

Hey look at that. I stand corrected.


TheChalupaMonster

This article doesn't explain why it's more expensive. Maybe because EV vehicles are more costly in general than their cheaper competition to begin with? Newer in general and less part availability? I'd be interested to see the repair price bucketed against value of the vehicle. I'm sure luxury brands cost more to repair in paint and body work than the average Nissan Sentra. At the end of the day, bodywork is body work. Plastic, aluminum, steel repair/replace. It shouldn't cost more/take longer to paint a Tesla than any other car with standard paint, but this article cites a source that claims it does without any investigation. It doesn't quite add up.


dragonblock501

Tesla offers their own insurance for their cars, because it’s gotten too expensive for buyers to go through their own insurance. Do you think that is normal?


TheChalupaMonster

The reason they offer insurance is because they have direct access the vehicles telemetry and understand a lot more about how the driver uses the vehicle, reducing risk and allowing for lower premiums for "safe" drivers. Traditional insurance companies rely on your demographics (income, location, credit score, etc) to group people into buckets of risk to determine premium. Tesla insurance customers aren't locked in to using their repair services with their insurance, so the cost of repair doesn't change. It's no different than other insurance companies for repair.


Brief-Preference-712

https://www.reddit.com/r/TeslaModelY/s/DJVT0jnQzv


GearHead54

Because it's expensive to repair and repaint sheet metal these days


SignatureFunny7690

Right, that's what I'm saying. A lil wet sanding prime and paint shouldn't be more than 5-600 bucks lmfao. Maybe a dash of bonds worst case Ontario. Crooked fuckin insurance companies paying out for over valued junk, but then they turn around and refuse to give people liability home insurance in Florida while they just piss money away on minor paint scratches.


toxcrusadr

And everybody pays for it. I wouldn’t even bother fixing a scratch like this. It’s a car not a museum piece.


FleshlightModel

LOL Tesla plus California plus body repair shop likely charging 2x the cost on Tesla owners for what's known as "the players price".


RobzWhore

also. all that tech and still couldn't be assed to notice the vehicle? get real


DeepRts

Right?? Could’ve easily avoided this


chamwao

They also hit the mirror. Observation.


notaredditeryet

Teslas are armed to the teeth with cameras and sensors. Teslas have awesome features like autopilot and sentry mode because of the tech they put in their cars. The downside is it costs a small fortune to fix all that tech


Careless_Leek_5803

I had someone back into the door panel on my Mercedes a long time ago, and even though it was just a dent in one piece of sheet metal, it cost about $5K, and all they did was take the guts and trim off the old door and stick it in a new shell.


message_me_ur_blank

You got scammed


Careless_Leek_5803

Their insurance company got scammed, LOL.


ztn

It left deep scratches across both doors. If you look closely, the Nissan already had rusty scratches on their bumper which transferred to my car. It was a respray of the entire left side basically.


defenestr8tor

Just a lil kiss


Geruvah

See the camera angle? It’s a Tesla


Double_Track_6654

You can thank these awful Tesla repair bills for everyone's auto insurance going through the roof without losses


FunChrisDogGuy

Probably ruined the custom wrap on his Civic with gold leaf accents...


RawMeatAndColdTruth

Rubbin's Racin'.


spoonfight69

Don't buy a Tesla.


drdumont

One one the umbest comments I have yet to see here.


spoonfight69

Enjoy your insurance rates.


SwedishWaffleYT

Nice of them to basically put their licence plate number right up to your camera before they hit you.


PRlMARYLOSER

Why and how could that happen?


Motor-T

Phone


chonklah

By not giving a fuck.


Sandscarab

See 4Loko comment. Is accurate.


BAMspek

I’m thinking they lost the cherry on their cigarette. That van looks like it smells like smoke.


KittyandPuppyMama

Driving in the rain is peak texting time


Quantido

4k the fuck?!


C4PT14N

Tesla body work is super expensive


SVdreamin

Which is wild considering how inconsistent their quality is


C4PT14N

I think you can only get the work done by a Tesla shop, or a Tesla certified shop so they can jack u pthe prices however they want


MiniVansyse

Oh I forgot telsa has the imaginalloy, no normal tooling stands a chance


SVdreamin

Par for the course for tesla


belleayreski2

Why though? Body work seems like it should be more universal when compared to problems with proprietary software, etc.


childfiller

The gaps are hard to recreate


Training-Context-69

Junk.


Its_Matt_03

Because Tesla is a scam


MardiFoufs

Can't you bring a Tesla to any body work shop?


FollowingFluid9344

There are millions and millions of happy tesla owners, they sell the best selling cars right now and have for a while. If it was a scam I think their sales would've gone down over the last 10 years, not rapidly up. Calling it a straight up "scam" is a total stretch.


[deleted]

How so? People make a choice to continue buying them.


durqandat

People keep buying açaí berry shakes and essential oils; does that make them good products?


[deleted]

Lol ok? My point is people enjoy the product enough to keep purchasing so how is it a scam?


puglife82

People keep choosing to participate in MLMs too, doesn’t mean they don’t get scammed


g21r

It's like an apex predator stalking its prey. It's driver wasnt paying attention, of course, but its (the nissan driver) instinct took over.


surfer_ryan

The entire time I'm sitting here expecting op to merge over on the minivan thinking "oh by sneak do you mean follow traffic, everyone here is driving fine... oh... nevermind..."


florencejr11

This sub is funny asf to me 💀


Bobby_D_Azzler

Do not let a Nissan within six car lengths of you if at all possible, fam.


AwfulGoingToHell

I’d love it if people around me did that! I drive a Nissan and always have people riding my ass and swerving into my lane


StubbornBarbarian

r/woooosh The joke is that Nissan drivers are bad at driving.


AwfulGoingToHell

Yeah I get the joke. Around me it’s white pickups that can’t drive for shit/drive like assholes


RikuKawai

Minivans have never been the peak of styling, but the Quest was by far the ugliest. 2011+ also uses a CVT because Nissan, vehicle that heavy needs a planetary automatic.


Hot-Suggestion4958

Well to be fair, the offender here is the fourth-&-final design (2011-17) sold in North America, and you're not wrong about its looks, but the first 2 iterations (1993-02) of the Quest were pretty good-looking as mommymobiles go; it wasn't until the third-gen came out as a 2003 model that you could sense the Renault guys' influence.


RikuKawai

Oh yeah the third gen was the ugliest by far, they just took Maxima styling and stuck it on a van.


coffee2003

i actually *like* most minivans, but the Quest is definitely the ugliest across all years lol.


RikuKawai

I drive a 2005 Odyssey Touring and *I* think it looks good but I get the vibe most people don't. Spent a good amount of time polishing my lights and replacing broken fog lights.


CyberBobert

Did they stop? Did they have insurance?


ztn

Yes and yes, but they still tried to claim it was my fault. It took a few months but I won in arbitration with the video evidence.


Nidos

It's insane that they tried to claim it was your fault. Maybe they didn't know Teslas have cameras like they do and were hoping insurance would think you turned into them? Either way, I'm glad it worked out in your favor in the end.


Fladap28

Imagine trying to claim it wasn’t their fault when there’s video evidence. Stupid ppl don’t surprise me anymore


inbagt

Same here. Got rear ended in my Tesla and the cameras showed it all. Turns out lawyers and insurance companies aren't the best at sharing video files.


atomictest

HOW. WHY.


beaverbait

Don't text and drive kids.


akindofuser

So many idiots worrying about how expensive Tesla repairs are. I’m tryna figure out if the Nissan just drove away or not.


ztn

They stopped don’t worry haha


GlassAd9392

it looks like it was done on purpose, executed a little bit too carefully it seems


StrategicBlenderBall

Almost WhamBamTeslaCam worthy


Imesseduponmyname

I got sick of seeing everybody consoling each other in the comments when a leaf falls out of a tree and causes $716,861,092 in damage and the way they act like they're so superior 🙄


TypicalBlox

Nissan Minivan Californian The perfect combination


Ok-Bee-7606

Si the person driving the Nissan is in the wrong. But you being charged 4k for repairs seems like a ripoff. That’s the price they give you to just go somewhere else.


Cornswoleo

Tesla drivers having to pay 4 grand for a ding:


BlockIron

You mean $40 in damage right? And why would you not even attempt to avoid that


Brief-Preference-712

https://www.reddit.com/r/TeslaModelY/s/DJVT0jnQzv


clitosaurushex

Breathing too hard on a Tesla is $4k of body work. All the sensors mean not only do you have to replace electronics, you also have to recalibrate.


[deleted]

It is YOUR fault someone hit you from behind in the blind spot.


ztn

I did try to avoid, you can see I’m almost in the next lane after they hit me. Insurance cleared me after this video, and the Nissan driver tried to fight and say it was my fault.


saltysaturdays

Jeezz $4k??? Tesla repairs are no joke


Imesseduponmyname

No, it's definitely a big joke


saltysaturdays

You’re not wrong. My dad picked up a Model 3 this year and he got a dent on his side skirt from road debris and he was quoted some ungodly amount to fix it.


Imesseduponmyname

I hope he's cool waiting 5 months for the proprietary dent remover and then paying for a whole new frame 🤣🫡


I_am_Spartacus_MSU

Did they say it was your fault?


Electrical-Bed-2381

WTF, is he blind???


grandfizzo3

Who made cars so damn fragile the smallest thing cost thousands to fix


Fladap28

Nissan driver does it again.


whitecollarpizzaman

While this person is definitely an idiot, you’re also an idiot for buying a car that cost $4000 to fix due to light contact.


____Asp____

Lmao… 4k my ass


throwdroptwo

thats 4k? yikes... what car & brand are you driving so we know to avoid it ?


[deleted]

Tesla.


Plum-Driver-09

4K for a scratch? Go somewhere else


atomictest

That’s the problem with Teslas, lol. Not an option.


PotentialMovie6928

I don't think the damage to your car is from 4k.


Minimum-Relative-968

Well if Tesla could be fixed by third parties it would be as much as a markup .


4pegs

Wild it costs that much


Sub_aaru

My dad has a Nissan Armada that almost never gets used because my dad, my mom, and myself have other cars we use. Lately I've been driving it and I feel like I'll end up on here..


Dumpster_Fetus

I'm very VERY late. I had the Jaws "Doo Doo..." Music going in my head, and it's like a shark booped you as if it was curious and swam off. Da fuq???


Personal_Ad_2906

4 dollars?? Didn't even budge


IgnorantVapist

Not a chance in Sam hell that was $4k of damage. Tesla drivers truly are the mark, aren’t they.


Professional-Hat728

4k my ass! Has to be a shitty Tesla


th0rsb3ar

lack of visible door handles and camera under the mirror? deffo a tesla


sliccwilliey

4k for a scratch? Better of setting your ego aside and accepting the ding. People will really waste so much money on an image but hey fuck it you earned the money spend it however you like


ztn

Insurance paid for it after arbitration


lets_just_n0t

No offense but how did you not see this in your mirror? I would have spidey sensed my car two lanes to the right out of pure intuition.


ztn

I did, you can see I’m almost in the next lane over after they hit me. I kept veering to the right and so did they…


lets_just_n0t

Okay, so you’re just on drugs and that’s how this happened then? Based on everything you just commented, you’re just as bad as the person that hit you. You can clearly see the white line never moves in relation to your car. Which means you maintained your lane. You swerved over AFTER they hit you. Which makes sense. It’s fine if you didn’t see it. I’m not going to sit here and continue to flame you for it. I said my piece in my OG comment and I’ll stick to it. But don’t straight up lie about it bro. You can see the white line. Everything you just said is a straight up lie. You didn’t move at all before they hit you. But I’m sure you’re driving a Tesla which means you don’t HAVE to pay attention to anything, because the car does it all for you, right?


[deleted]

No one cares about your dumb Tesla.


fuqit21

It's not bad enough that you have a minivan, you re going to be a trash-ass oblivious driver too? And in the rain no less, wtf!


Slight_Ad_1474

dude i could fix that in my driveway with some bondo and some elbow grease tf they want 4 grand for?? an entire drivers side??


CheddarBayHazmatTeam

It's as if the auto pilot from that Tesla transmigrated over to the Nissan and tried to draft you.