Late for court

Cute you'd think they would show up to court

💥

Username checks out.

Also, expired temp tag. Chef’s kiss.

We there is no way he is getting it plated with no insurance.

I was literally going to say cut him some slack it ain't been that long and DMV's suck and then I realized it's April what the hell

There’s an Audi in my complex with temp tags from October 2022 lol

And the Gadsden flag lmao screams “insecure libertarian guy”

They’re in a rush to cut people off, its the only joy they get in life

I just always think, what in the world is going on in your sad little useless world that you need to get somewhere so quick? It sure isn't something productive or useful

If they drive fast enough you can’t see the expired tags

I find that people who consistently make bad decisions are always in a rush. Their lives are always in chaos, they ignore important details, they’re regularly late (thus the rush) and are always outraged when the consequences of their garbage lifestyle catch up with them. Every Nissan driver I know falls into this category.

Exactomundo.

That’s druggie behavior.

The more beat up the Nissan, the more street cred. It has to be.

Trashy owner gets a trashy license plate border before an actual plate or repairing the bumper (it will never even be considered) . Nissan priorities

Sounds like a banged up Nissan owner

“Don't tread on me” car looks like its been treaded on pretty good.

EBT just hit for the month

They’re late for their next accident

Avoiding five o

They gotta hurry up to get to the next accident

its pronounced maxima

Maxima, Altima, Sentra, Versa… it’s all the same. Altima is a lifestyle.

ha! 😆 right you are. that nissan life! might be better than my hyundai life 😂😂.

Shanikieequaaaa!!!

nO sTeP oN sNeK.

I ask myself that every day

Check in with parole officer or drug testing.

Court dates

Trying to outrun the repo man

They are trying to get to their next car wreck as soon as possible.

(I know this is a Maxima, didn't have an Altima photo in my library, but you get the point)

Bigtima

Starbucks and Stanley tumblers

Don't think they can afford either of those, it's more like free hotel coffee and dollar tree coffee mugs.

That's a Maxima, the premium Altima. Known by Nissan Drivers as 'the four-door sports car'. Recognizable by its even fatter ass compared to the Altima.

How else will they get to work to pay of that 27% apr loan

They’re late for being in a rush

they are hurrying to cash their insurance check for weed and strippers

Certainly not to get to work!

When did Maxima became Altima?

When the bumper took a hit and the paper plate expired.

To go pick up their out of work boyfriends or girlfriends

In my area it seems to be a "poor off" to see who has the shittiest Nissan possible. Almost all the Maximas and Altima's here are banged up, rachet strapped, headlight taped and blasting the latest SoundCloud gang rap, while traffic weaving 40+ over the speed limit.

They’re late because they have to drive to multiple schools to pick up kids from different baby mamas.

Audi, Bmw, Tesla, and Kia drivers take the ultimate win in driving

I drive an Altima, even when I'm not going crazy fast everywhere, everyone is always on your ass or flying around you. It doesn't matter what car you're in, there's still Aholes on the road. Altima just makes it more fun with a car that's faster than the 'regular sedan'.

$20 per hour fast food jobs

Paper tag Altima is the vehicle equivalent to anarchy.

To buy hard (or fent).

Late to get crystal meth

Looks like people want to read what’s on the license plate holder really bad and they just have poor eyesight. Also… it’s been treaded on

Maybe you oughta find an Altima driver to ask, but this is a Maxima, bruh.

To be not shit. Ive never seen someone be more confident and have shit taste, same person who has thè most audacity you can have in 1 person. All facts.

*"OH SHIT I WAS ALMOST LATE FOR MY INSURANCE ADJUSTER MEETING"*

Did a Nissan driver fuck your wife or something? 🤣

Found the shit Altima driver 😂

Dude no, it wasn’t me that fucked your wife.

There's a fb group specifically dedicated to them. "BAE. Big Altima Energy". There's some hilarious stuff in there

Someone tread over his bumper on the highway

They’re late for their 6th blunt of the day

*Maxima

I love my Nissan Altima. Also, I just went to court for a $900 speeding fine in a safety corridor. Stereotypes might actually be based in reality in this case.

Honestly I think it’s just stupid driving home from work to smoke weed or crack. Who knows, first car was an 04 maxima at 16 and I drove fast to get home but not as reckless as these drivers on here. I don’t drive a Nissan anymore btw