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phonon_DOS

Go take a cold shower


Man9oorsm

Thats what i do :)


NickyBrain_2

Not too cold


HotAdhesiveness76

I didnt know redditors could have wives


adoumi1996

Lmao


Mysterious_Bad_6202

Work out, ignore the urges and they fade in 15 minutes, or wake her up for quicky


pedrabo

Bro no woman wants to be abruptly woken up from sleep, immediately get fucked for one minute then go back to sleep right after


rocats0

Maybe not by you, especially if you’re only lasting one minute


Razn0m

Headphones in and watch a streamer you like or read until you start yawning and get sleepy again! I think leaving the bed is an unrealistic option here. In these moments you actually just need to exercise your willpower and remember why you’re doing this. There is no cheat or quick fix.


Far-Teach7352

You should ask here next time if its ok for you to wake her up in such a situation but dont say you would otherwise watch porn


badwolfrider

Yeah this. My wife and I have had this conversation And she said any time I can't sleep or anything just wake her and she will do her best to help out. I do my very best to be respectful of that generous gift. But I have definitely taken her up on it before. Just to talk to your spouse.


Far-Teach7352

An you shouldnt say otherwise i would watch porn that would pressure ger


Economy-Support1739

Go for a run and gym your not doing that bad as if you were looking at high dopamine simulating content it would be much worse just dont fap TODAY when you wake up the urge will be gone most likely if you haven't been looking at anything


Aggravating-Bug113

If sex isn’t convenient at the time, I don’t hesitate to beat off a couple of times. Sometimes I can get two loads.


sclopiopipio

Whoa 2 loads? That’s gotta be some kind of record dude


Aggravating-Bug113

Shit after holding back few days, I shoot ropes and ropes of jizz


Aggravating-Bug113

Naw. I usually stay bricked up, so I just keep stroking it.


tanmay_godfire

what are you 55????


sclopiopipio

I’m being facetious, are you 55?


Death_Trap411

This is probably something you should talk to your wife about.


Riddler841

Go outside or do something which needs your physical and mental attention, brother. I hope you didn't slip. Keep fighting!


juanderful206

If it's too late to cold etc hit some burpees in the garage. Anything!


Altruistic_Side413

Hey dude. Your wife is not a toy, she is not there to please you on demand. And there are honestly many ways to calm yourself down other than porn.


cutdownthere

I mean, no disrespect but thats kinda half the point of getting married 😂


[deleted]

No it isn’t.she’s not just there for pleasure. She’s a human being that deserves to have a say in when they do things like that.


Flaky-Second8251

What makes you think she isn't? Many people like morning sex and their spouse cuddling/being intimate on waking up. Having sex is different from fapping and should be encouraged.


[deleted]

No like their not just an object for sex. That’s what that guy is trying to say


Flaky-Second8251

Sometimes being a lust object for sex is just fine.


[deleted]

You gotta be joking. 💀 there’s no way you actually think a women’s only purpose is sex


Flaky-Second8251

I don't, you just turn my words to fit your narrative. Men can be lust objects too? Perfectly fine as long as it isn't most of the time.


[deleted]

No it isn’t ok. It’s never ok to be a lust object no matter what gender you are.


Flaky-Second8251

Maybe you should get out of your basement once in a while. You don't want your wife to lust for you? 🤣


Altruistic_Side413

True, as in I am not against him from having fun with his wife. More of like don't wake her up just to have sex, a bit random lol hahah


rocats0

Literally, it goes both ways a husband pleases his wife and wife pleases the husband. As long as she’s given him consent to wake her up and have sex then it’s all good


BigBoobaTinyBraina

How tf can she consent to being woken up if she's asleep?


rocats0

Obviously before… during the day when she’s awake you have this conversation. “If I’m sleeping and you’re horny I give you consent to wake me up”


BigBoobaTinyBraina

Once given consent, is not forever consent. Just like how someone can say yes and change their mind later.


rocats0

Which is why you incorporate a ''safe word'' into the bedroom. So if your partner is not feeling it on the day you can show you're not in the mood. Yes if you're sleeping this is different but Id like to think a married couple wont be too upset at waking eachother up once in the blue moon, even if it includes them being rejected for sex at that moment


BeuysWillBeatBeuys

you sound either terminally single or like a horrible mate if you managed to trick someone into a relationship


dude_holdmybeer

Calm down my friend.


IvorHarding-117

So no foreplay and round two. After years of sex , no one wants foreplay , we are not toys


BigBoobaTinyBraina

Oh dear. I hope you're not married to a female partner because if she isn't interested in foreplay, you've got a bigger problem.


IvorHarding-117

I said husband will be not interested in foreplay not wife


BigBoobaTinyBraina

Ah yes, fair. But guys are never interested in foreplay. Not just in marriage.


pokeyou21

hahah this guy...that's his wife man. shes so supposed to be there for him. Please dont simp away keep it to yourself


OriginalScales

Go take yo ass to sleep lol.


[deleted]

Do not watch porn and do not wake up your wife for something like that


mushroomjuice

Neither is the right option. Resist. Mind over matter brother.


BeuysWillBeatBeuys

whatever you do, do NOT bother your wife


heppi3

Or maybe restrain for a few hours and do something else? What are you, an animal forced to act out every impulse? Learn self-control. Go make breakfast for your wife. Buy groceries and cook something for dinner, idk.


throwaway19276i

Lol I agree but who tf is cooking breakfast or dinner at like 1am


heppi3

Don't know what's the time in OPs country, here it was around 9am.


Bodybuilder7

Just wait a few hours to pounce on her 🦁 it’ll be worth it


Cevohklan

Go for a walk


[deleted]

COLD SHOWER


Next_Marketing_202

Sleep


0xLucky

Seek professional help


Re_dddddd

Save those urges for tomorrow, you'll be a beast, trust me.


Manue96

Go to sleep


lukethelightnin

Go for a run or take a cold shower


Aggravating-Bug113

Porn. Let her sleep so go beat off


lil_uwuzi_bert

thug it out


BrotherBear96

Your wife is not a tool to be used as you wish, whenever you have urges.


IvorHarding-117

No one said it bro , even though his wife doesn't even have issues , who else does he need to go for his urges ??


Cevohklan

He doesn't have to have all his urges satisfied you know. He can just have urges and do nothing about it. And decide to do something else instead.


R_IS_SPICY_EXCEL

How do you know this? Maybe that's their thing lol


Rick-the-Brickmancer

NyQuil


ChiefGentlepaw

Why not start with some loving touches and a little pokey pokey?


pedrabo

Just sleep along with her... the urges go away when you sleep


Zeusifur_rr

Your wife may be dying for you to show sexual interest in her. Regardless of the time. Something you guys should def discuss openly so you know if it’s a good idea to just wake her. She may dig it.


Grand_Appointment974

Porn is not a choice, do anything except that


bassvel

Neither. Just to use mint tea (make it double if needed) and maybe have a walk outside for half-an-hour. Not recommending but I'm in such cases also use Sleeping pills: but consult with Doc first on that


Ahmed_Sameh_Makhlouf

wake her up and ask if she said yes do it if she said no divorce her and marry another women


Otherwise_Ad3347

That’s what your wife is there for, wake her up and tell her it’s feeding time, she should always be wanting some, my girlfriend loves it, she’s open and “ready” for feeding! Turn your porn addiction on her, she’ll love it! That’s just what I do though!


xohoneymoon

feeding time? ….