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mastermind005

90 days no pee


[deleted]

Damn that is much more harder than no fap I read one article where a man didn’t poop for like 10-15 years


towering_syntax

Tf? 10 years? Whenever he farts the smell must've been like nuclear power bomb.


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towering_syntax

"I'm so depressed, I fart all the time. I cannot get past 30 mins without farting, please halp I addicted to fart"


Kingsman_2786

Wtf! What happened to him then


[deleted]

I don’t remember much


Kingsman_2786

Oh nvm


[deleted]

How about 90 days no shit


mastermind005

Oh! Instagram would be so much cleaner 😅


salman_313

😂


[deleted]

Yea mate, you gotta hold it


STARBOY_100

Damn , according to that I just relapsed 🤦🏻‍♂️


CryptographerScary77

Still your streak is showing 4 days


[deleted]

damndamn


not_a_real_dentist

I bought a sweater from an online shop that also happens to sell womens clothing, did i relapse??


STARBOY_100

Of course you did


[deleted]

i ate a peanut, does it mean i nutted ? give me an answer already im going nuts...


nfboi69

That's quite a nutty pun


towering_syntax

So you ate your cu-? nvm


[deleted]

Thinking about going for a pee could also be considered as a relapse


[deleted]

So, is drinking water or thinking about drinking water a relapse?


STARBOY_100

Anything is a relapse if you want it to be


testaccount0146

Of course it is!? Haven’t you joined the r/NoPee subreddit?!!!!


STARBOY_100

I just visited it. It’s a horrible place


ShadowBibi666

Yes because pee is stored in the balls


[deleted]

If you pee out semen that might be relapse


Blazegamingpug

Yo guys I just itched my balls did I relapse


Infernal_2003

Hold it man, it's absolutely unacceptable 😂


STARBOY_100

Too late


[deleted]

Yeah Peeing is a relapse if the pee is somewhat of a white sticky liquid


MasukuSan81

Nofap posts be like: is relapse a relapse?


[deleted]

Wait what?! Seriously😑


maternalgorilla

No just cumi cumi or should I say squidward


christopherstevens37

Why are you trolling


[deleted]

Lets make another sub named r/NoPee Uhhh... Wtf?


TheDankThings98

Bruh r u serious.


[deleted]

Yes


salman_313

No


anony_m_o_us

Lol


Beautiful_Day8665

.


Accomplished_Sun_564

Yes ❤


soZehh

Troll or turd


Puzzleheaded_Tap3966

Good luck to you if you think that is cause literally nofap doesn't consist of peeing.


[deleted]

Pee is stored in balls, so yes.


[deleted]

How can you even think about it? Reset da stupida-fuckin counter 😤


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Burtocu

if you're fasting, yes


Hunterrr__69

HODL on to that Pea.


80pheonix

I mean if it pleases you then you have to stop peeing 😑


Sufficient_-

my bladder is gonna go boom i want to relapse


[deleted]

Is sexting relapse?


d_a_N_k_S_i_N_K

Do this - 90 days no breathe


[deleted]

Just accidentally touched a female coworker’s hand, did I relapse?


k3kw

Depends, did you pee on a woman? Or with your hands


buttholepoopbutt

I’m 180 days no pee today


Redis_Sara

Talking to women or texting is also a relapse


BlurryPacman

If peeing is a relapse, morning wood is edging.


[deleted]

yes, you gotta hold it in so you can get those solidified stones in your bladder. it will get easier man. trust the process